2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mon, 10 Feb 2025
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Start the New Year off right with an upgraded wardrobe. Save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS! #trueclassicpod Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 275 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:21 - Medical Updates & Mortality Conflicts 00:08:14 - Bert In Paris/Dictator Colognes 00:18:40 - Rich Kids 00:24:21 - Personality Traits 00:31:57 - Center Of Attention 00:39:15 - Living With Charo & The Virtue Of Silence 00:44:54 - Social Anxiety 00:52:10 - An American Bumpkin In Paris 01:00:06 - No More Screen Time 01:04:36 - Bert's Penny Plan 01:08:36 - A Hawk Tua Rant Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What medical updates do Tom and Bert share?
You want to start it, Bert?
Chapter 2: What did Bert experience during his trip to Paris?
Yes. Okay.
Chapter 3: What are the traits of toxic rich kids?
Hey, guys. Fuck. I just fucked it up already.
Chapter 4: What does Bert reveal about his personality traits?
That's okay. You start it. Well, I think I said that your big toe got amputated. So is it? Or do you have it still? I don't remember. No, I still have it. I still have it. That's great. No, that's a great way to start. Bert has his big toe again.
Chapter 5: How does Bert cope with being the center of attention?
I still have my big toe. Dude, I crushed that fucking thing. Did you see the picture of it? Of what thing? My toe. No, I don't even know what you're talking about. My big toe. I crushed it. Oh, I did not know that. Oh, yeah. I was referring to diabetes. No, no, no. What happened? I dropped a fucking whiskey bottle on it. And it broke my big toe and the toe next to it. And they were black.
Chapter 6: What is Bert's experience with social anxiety?
They're good now. It happened a couple weeks ago. You can find a picture online, I'm sure.
Chapter 7: What cultural observations does Bert make about Paris?
By the way, I have a... I had a nerve conduction test.
Chapter 8: What is Bert's plan involving pennies?
Nerve conduction?
Chapter 9: What does Bert learn about personality disorders?
Yeah. So I still have nerve issues in this arm. Really? Yeah. And certain things prompt. That's why these bruises are here, by the way. So certain things prompt it. So they do a nerve conduction test. to see what's going on. And I go in, and this guy's like, so why are we doing this? And I was like, to get an update on how my arm's doing. And he goes, what happened to your arm?
And I'm like, I broke it. And he's like, how'd you break it? So I tell him the whole story, and then he's like, so is it like, did your arm not work or something? And I'm like...
no it works but like i have nerve issues like don't you do nerve tests here isn't this what this is he's like yeah i just i don't know anything about you i don't know what like what's going on and i go okay so here's what happened and you know i had a nerve transfer done which nerve did they transfer and i'm like i don't know the fucking name of it man like it was here and now it's here.
And then he's like, okay. And he goes, do you know what kind of damage you have? I go, yeah, I have some like radial nerve damage. You know, you have different nerves that go down your arm, ulnar nerve. You sure it's radial? I go, yeah, that's what they've always said. And he's like, all right. He goes, don't be freaked out by this. Okay. And I go, okay.
And then he pulls out a book and he starts reading about it. He's like,
um and i'm like what are you doing he's like i don't really do radial nerve stuff usually i'm like cool so then i'm like then he hooks me up is zapping my arm it's the worst like electrical shocks going through your arm sticks needles in there and like sends volts through my arm and i'm like ah and i'm like so am i learning anything from this fucking test man
He's like, you said it was your radial nerve? I go, yeah. He goes, let me try one more thing. And he sticks one more in my arm.
I'm like, ah, fuck.
And he's like, okay. He's like, all right. And then he sends a report. Patient has radial nerve damage. Everything else is fine. I'm like, what the fuck did I learn from this dude? It was the worst fucking 40 minutes of my life. And he's just like, yeah, you're right. It does suck. That's it. That's what I learned. That's cool. Yeah, it was real cool. It was really cool.
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