3-Cousins

The perfect turkey sandwich

21 Jan 2026

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Send us a textThe guys discuss how to make the perfect turkey sandwich. They are joined by comedian Steven Kimbrew. Insults are hurled but love remain...

Taco Tuesday

14 Jan 2026

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Send us a textPeople have accepted taco Tuesday as a social norm. Tuesday has become the biggest day tacos are eaten in America based on pure guessing...

A surprise guest rejoins

05 Jan 2026

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Send us a textSholom rejoins the cold of the land after his cruise and comes to discuss his drinking and other nonsense. The guys compare their relati...

Recent Experiences

18 Dec 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss their recent experiences during their break. Each goes to a different happy place. Nothing is solved but come along and...

pt 145

14 Nov 2025

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Send us a textBad vacations. The guys welcome Kait to the show. She discussesses bad vacations and so much more. Support the showThree cousins who sh...

Meet the editor

10 Nov 2025

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Send us a textThe cousins new editor steps in front of the mic to introduce himself. He discusses what it's like working with the cousins and how...

Social norms

02 Nov 2025

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Send us a textThe guys started talking about things to avoid or embrace in social norms. They then devolve into sex couches, decorative pillows, being...

Brian calls an audible

25 Oct 2025

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Send us a textThe guys start with a topic but it disolves before it begins. Just three cousins who have nothing in common but love each other and don&...

Socks and sandals

18 Oct 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss socks and sandals  Ask old white guys about fashion. Tiv is back and there are t-shirts to buy. Share with someone you...

Work travel

08 Oct 2025

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Send us a textThe guys welcome Michelle Jewsbury on to discuss work travel  Support the showThree cousins who share very little in common except for ...

Movies that scare you

06 Oct 2025

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Send us a textWhat are the movies that scare you? Do you like slasher movies? What is an ending that stays with you?The guys bring on Chris from Retro...

Indoor fireplaces

01 Oct 2025

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Send us a textThis is a repeat episode that our new producer fixed the sound and leveling. This is what happens when Brian isn't around. Definite...

When is a campfire too hot?

27 Sep 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss having campfires year round. How do they change in warmer temperatures? If nothing you must listen to get Tivador'...

Call or text?

16 Sep 2025

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Send us a textThe guys bring on a guest to discuss when you should call or text. Support the showThree cousins who share very little in common except...

Eating in groups

11 Sep 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss eating with a group. Sholom had an ice cream cake. Should you order family style? And as usual they go off topic. Have ...

Silly questions

03 Sep 2025

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Send us a textThe guys answer Sholoms silly question Support the showThree cousins who share very little in common except for DNA. Want to save money...

Potluck in Area 51

28 Aug 2025

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Send us a textWhat do you take to a potluck? Does it make a difference if the potluck is in Area 51? Just two of the cousins discuss. Ask if you shoul...

What is a hamburger?

23 Aug 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss the definition of a hamburger. What is considered a burger as opposed to a sandwhich? The guys stay goofy as usual  S...

At the Con

14 Aug 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss a recent visit to a convention. They discover new things and entertain folks on the street. Brian also gets star struck...

Ride Share

04 Aug 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss ride sharing programs. They bring on a ride sharing driver to discuss the other side of the equation than what the guys...

Hamburgers

23 Jul 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss hamburgers. Also a lot of other things. Do you prefer a walking burger or a walking burger? Freud? And Tiv gets a new a...

Summer Movies

18 Jul 2025

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Send us a textIt is hot. If you must go outside, go to a theater. The guys bring Chris Adams of RetroLife4You podcast on to discuss summer movies. Sum...

Dating long distance

09 Jul 2025

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Send us a textCan long distant dating work? The guys bring Robin Reid on as an example of a successful marriage that began with long distant dating wh...

Regional Hot Dogs

02 Jul 2025

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Send us a textThis week the guys discuss hot dogs. Flavors, condiments and types of meat. Of course they derailed into other meats they eat. Some from...

Invasive species

24 Jun 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss invasive species. People have invaded areas and brought things with them that are harmful to local environments. Snakeh...

Online Beef

21 Jun 2025

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Send us a textEver wonder why idiots who don't know know each other argue on social media? How about why idiots who do know each other argue over...

Florida Man

09 Jun 2025

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Send us a textThe cousins bring on a man that lives in the place they question. Every good crime story starts with A Florida man...  Here is ours. S...

When the military says don't....

02 Jun 2025

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Send us a textThe cousins bring on a listener who is going through an issue that Tivador relates to. Using a moniker he describes the night he was arr...

Finding stuff in hotels

27 May 2025

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Send us a textMost hotels are clean and great experiences. Then some aren't. The guys discuss things they have found and left in hotel rooms. Sho...

Grilling for Memorial Day

19 May 2025

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Send us a textWhat do you grill out for the holiday weekend? Completely unedited episode. The guys are everywhere. People have wondered how the guys s...

What do you call that sandwich?

07 May 2025

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Send us a textYou have elongated bread. You have a meat and some cheese. Maybe some veggies. What do you call it? And why does Sholom hate tomatoes? ...

Pollen

28 Apr 2025

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Send us a textPollen is good? The guys discuss the benefits of pollen and yellow snow. Constant jokes and nonsense. Support the showThree cousins who...

Pillow Talk

03 Apr 2025

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Send us a textHow do you like your pillows? How many pillows should be on your bed? What is a decorative pillow? Support the showThree cousins who sh...

Bail?

25 Feb 2025

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Send us a textWhen do you bail? Physically, mentally or emotiionally? The guys answer but they would love yours. Tiv bailed on getting on a boat. Bria...

Antartica

20 Feb 2025

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Send us a textWhat is under the ice in Antartica? Nazi camps? Ice walls? Lush gardens? Alien bases? Nothing? Chris Adams joins to discuss what lies be...

Cousins Learn marketing

12 Feb 2025

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Send us a textThe cousins sit down with a marketing expert and learn why they are not good at it. Let us knnow who your favorite cousin is. Support t...

Shift Work

31 Jan 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss shift work and the horrors that go along with it. The also discuss bad shifts to work even if consistent and some of th...

Pause in TikTok

23 Jan 2025

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Send us a textThe guys discuss the pause in TikTok and if it affected them. What was the reason behind it and what's the difference between a pau...

Bonus: A plead for social media

11 Jan 2025

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Send us a textTwo of the cousins plead in a bonus for social media likes and ratings. If you listen, and we know you do, please like our FB page and r...

Living the dream

08 Jan 2025

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Send us a textThe guys welcome guest Warren Sumner to discuss living your dream.  At a certain point in life all the cousins have had to make the dec...

Looking back 2024

30 Dec 2024

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Send us a textThe guys reminisce about the past year's episodes. The one's they liked and the ones they didn't. What's your opinio...

How podcasters get guests

20 Dec 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins welcome Chris Adams from RetroLife4U podcast to discuss finding guests for episodes. A little peek behind the curtain of the...

How do you like Pizza?

16 Dec 2024

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Send us a textHow do you like your pizza? Is pizza just an easy go to for the kids? Homemade versus store bought? Whats the enjoyment of pizza? The gu...

Is cereal a soup?

12 Dec 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss if cereal is soup. Of course they go off topic and discuss Brian as a horder and go into other things can be soup. Uncl...

Kevin Smith Movies

03 Dec 2024

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Send us a textThe guys welcome Chris Adams of RetroLife4U podcast to discuss Kevin Smith movies. Of course they derail from time to time. Let us know ...

The Rum Room

19 Nov 2024

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Send us a textThe guys welcome Scott on to discuss his rum room. No longer an Amazon package storage area, he turned his dining room into a rum room f...

Changing names

14 Nov 2024

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Send us a textDivorce sucks. The guys discuss the little things behind changing your name.. Support the showThree cousins who share very little in co...

Crunchy or Creamy

06 Nov 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss peanut butter. Crunchy, creamy or none. When to use it and when not. Support the showThree cousins who share very litt...

Zap from American Gladiators

30 Oct 2024

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Send us a textFormer American Gladiator and Playboy model Zap joins the show. They discuss male shrinkage from steroid use, female sexuality and much ...

Streaming in other countries

28 Oct 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss streaming in other countries. Sholom gives work arounds using vpn and they discuss other reasons to hide where you are ...

Wrapping up Cruise pt 2

16 Oct 2024

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Send us a textThe second part of breaking down the 3-Cousins cruise. More fun and discussing the happenings. Feeling FOMO? There will be another 3-cou...

Wrapping up the 3-Cousins cruise

15 Oct 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins recap getting to the cruise and their experiences. Drive, fly, walk, getting on board the boat. The good the bad and the ugl...

FOMO

07 Oct 2024

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Send us a textFOMO, or fear of missing out. Is it real? Does it change with age? Can you fear missing out on something that has already happened? Do y...

Live show from the cruise

25 Sep 2024

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Send us a textThe guys take questions from the audience on the cruise. We are now taking requests for next years trip. Land based. Tiv in drag is atte...

Airports

12 Sep 2024

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Send us a textA high level friend will pick you up from the airport. Where does each of the cousins align with level of friendships? Obviously Brian i...

Should California be seperate states?

09 Sep 2024

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Send us a textThe guys bring in a former California resident to discusss if California should be broken up into several states. Support the showThree...

Quoting movies

30 Aug 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins welcome Chris Adams from RetroLife4You onto the show to discuss movie quotes. Memorable and funny or serious they discuss it...

Meeting people in Vegas

23 Aug 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins bring two guests on to discuscuss meeting Brian. It's a Vegas story. A long story. ICU is involved. Support the showTh...

Flavored Drinks

21 Aug 2024

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Send us a textShould your drinks be straight or flavored? The guys discuss flavored vodkas, coffees, sodas and more. They argue about a great many thi...

Banning books

13 Aug 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss limiting access to books. Should libraries limit what people have access to? Who is responsible? If you can't grow...

What is a tip?

09 Aug 2024

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Send us a textThe guys bring on their favorite bartender to discuss tipping. Who do you tip? How much? When? Tipping isn't just for cattle. Brian...

Scheduling

07 Aug 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss why they have not been on the same episode together for a while. What have they been up to? Brian discusses why he has ...

AWOL Brian so the guys talk about warranties

30 Jul 2024

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Send us a textIs it good or wasteful to buy a warranty? What's Tiv's 10% rule? Lots to go over and where is Brian?Support the showThree cous...

Should every house have a fireplace?

26 Jul 2024

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Send us a textOne of the cousins got caught up in the unavailable to fly issue. Two of the cousins decided to release a vaulted episode. Should every ...

Conquering or Colonizing?

19 Jul 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss the difference between colonizing and conquering. Jokes aplenty and a lot of cringeworthy silences.  Alll kinds of spr...

Bonus: Sholom visits Alasks

17 Jul 2024

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Send us a textA lot of, hopefully, good advice on travel as well as stories from Sholom's trip to Alaska. Back soon with regular episodes! An unf...

Doing Laundry

10 Jul 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss laundry. If you do one of the steps of doing the laundry have you done the laundry? Is putting laundry away after foldi...

Random holidays

02 Jul 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss Hallmark holidays. What connects you to these? Why can't we remember them? Do they matter?Support the showThree co...

Has the word racist lost it's impact?

18 Jun 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss the word racist. Is it overused and thus lost it's impact? What does it even mean anymore? What is the difference ...

Do you have friends?

12 Jun 2024

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Send us a textThis week the cousins discuss friends. Is it an over used word? What is a true friend? How many people would you hide a body for and how...

Fandom or Obsession

04 Jun 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss the differences between being a sports fan or it becoming an obsession. They share stories of becoming obsessed over...

Bougie

23 May 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss Brian being bougie. Its time to learn about what the term means. Support the showThree cousins who share very littl...

When your kids move out

20 May 2024

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Send us a textAs the cousins get older so do their kids. Two of the cousins talk about their kids moving out. Support the showThree cousins who share...

Discussion of AI

17 May 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins wanted to discuss AI. Brian is the idiot that can't understand the smart cousins. Whats your opinion?Support the showTh...

The most fun with your clothes on

11 May 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss the most fun you can have with your clothes on. There is also discussions of the best places to visit and great plac...

Bonus: Canibal stories

06 May 2024

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Send us a textTwo of the cousins discuss cannibalism. What does human flesh taste like? Why is it legal? Where is it not? Why does Brians happy place ...

Food Combinations

01 May 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss food combinations that they like but others might find odd. Yes of course they devolve from time to time into other ...

Bonus: Brian has a personal SVU moment

23 Apr 2024

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Send us a textBrian is a fan of Law and Order:SVU as has been discussed in many episodes. He recently had an interaction that made him feel very viola...

Exotic Pets

21 Apr 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss exoctic pets they would like to meet or own. They also discuss mythical creatures they would like to meet. Of course...

The 27 club

15 Apr 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss the 27 club then devolve. Lots of sprinklings of Adrienne. Support the showThree cousins who share very little in c...

Alcohols to Avoid

08 Apr 2024

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Send us a textWhat alcohols should be avoided? A listener not yet 21 comes on to ask the question the experienced drinking cousins and they give heart...

The Antartica Conspiracy Theory

05 Apr 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins bring Chris from Retro Life 4 You podcast back on to discuss his questioning why Antartica has a no fly zone. Conspiracies a...

Tiv visits Vegas

03 Apr 2024

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Send us a textTiv shares his trip to Las Vegas without the other two cousins and introduces his companion to their traditions. From getting free stuff...

The waiting room

29 Mar 2024

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Send us a textHow do you wait? What do you do in a waiting room? Everyone has to wait from time to time and the world we live in today has made it mor...

Untitled Episode

21 Mar 2024

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Send us a textTwo of the cousins bring on Chris from RetroLife4U podcast to discuss conspiracies amongst other things. Just because you are paranoid d...

Are the kids alright?

17 Mar 2024

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Send us a textIs it better for kids today? What is the difference in generations? Are generational differences different know? Does Chuck Norris push ...

Random bonus episode

05 Mar 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins had a bonus episode that the guests didn't show up. So they decided to just randomly connect. There is no topic or dire...

The real science fiction discussion

29 Feb 2024

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Send us a textThis is the discussion of science fiction and how it as affected the world we live in. Lots of arguments and Brian released the wrong ep...

In between show released too early.

22 Feb 2024

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Send us a textEpisode released too early. Want to join the Cousins on a cruise? Contact Erinn Willems 661-706-2819 or erinn.willems@avoynetwork. Avoy...

What is masculinity?

10 Feb 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss masculinity. Are there things you can not do and still look masculine? Is gender fluid? What is masculine? As always...

Bonus with a listener who disagreed

07 Feb 2024

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Send us a textEmme, a listener, wrote in to argue that men and women can be friends. The cousins originally had differing opinions but have skewed clo...

Are you more on or less off?

01 Feb 2024

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Send us a textWould you prefer to spend winter in the arctic or summer in the desert? The guys discuss with special guest Robin Reid. As usual the sho...

Guest visit Gaming

30 Jan 2024

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Send us a textGuest visit from Robin Reid to talk about gaming. Brian is an idiot and Sholom educates him. They talk about gaming and then of course d...

Looking up

27 Jan 2024

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Send us a textSprinklings of Adriene on this one. Sholom picked the topic "when did you look up last"? The cousins discuss looking up and ta...

When did you feel like an adult?

23 Jan 2024

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Send us a textAt what point in your life did you feel like an adult? Adulting is hard and the older you get the more you realize age isn't the on...

How do you wash your dog?

19 Jan 2024

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Send us a textThe guys discuss washing dogs. How do you bath your dog? Apparently some people shower with their pets. Brian is opposed. A guest comes ...

Bonus: countrie: banned in

17 Jan 2024

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Send us a textThe cousins discuss where they are banned and then deveolve.  Lots of feelings and revelations come out. Support the showThree cousins...

2023 a look back

13 Jan 2024

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Send us a textAll three cousins are back after various trips and commitments to reminisce about the podcasts of 2023. They have had great guests they ...

Forgetting with age

08 Jan 2024

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Send us a textWith one of the cousins on vacation the other two discuss what we are forgetting and why. They also relate why they often tell the same ...

What can you do multiple times?

02 Jan 2024

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Send us a textWhat can you enjoy over and over? The guys discuss movies, songs and of course get derailed. There is no Sholom this week as the guys ar...