A Court of Tattoos and Rosé

A Court of...

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Yep, we are still spiraling. It doesn’t help that SJM herself has announced the titles (PLURAL) are coming soon. So let’s chat about possible titl...

SJM x CHD Interview Deep Dive

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

SJM GIRLIES, WE ARE SO BACK! That interview was better than we could’ve ever imagined. Let’s breakdown the ACOTAR announcements, some of SJM’s p...

The Empyrean - Theories - Whose Venin Anyways?

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Anyone else having some MAJOR trust issues with certain characters in the Empyrean world? Well Danelle and I definitely are struggling. Rebecca has us...

Trivia Night - Heated Rivalry

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Yep, we are still at The Cottage. This time, we have a legitimate reason aka Danelle’s upcoming trivia night. Join us as I grill Madi and Danelle on...

Trivia Night - Heir of Fire Edition

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ready for some rapid fire Heir of Fire trivia questions? Join me as I prepare Danelle for her Heir of Fire trivia night in Music City! Feel free to ye...

The Empyrean Meets D&D

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t you just love it when two of your hobbies collide? Danelle and I are feeling the high fantasy RPG vibes this week. So, obviously, we had to as...

The Empyrean - Theories - Astral Projection Rave

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s all remember that Rebecca has cast doubt on whether the dragons give their full and accurate names at Threshing. Now, with that in mind, let’...

The Empyrean - Theories - An Island Is on the Ocean

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s talk about everyone’s favorite super upbeat and pleasant dragons, the Irids! Danelle and I both have some very strong feelings about this. T...

Heated Rivalry - The Cottage

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Anyone else still mentally at the cottage with Shane and Ilya? Need more Heated Rivalry content? Then come join us this week as we break down the seas...

Heated Rivalry - This is Not Enough

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Madi, Danelle and I are back to share our thoughts on the first 4 episodes of Heated Rivalry. Full disclosure: we are NOT okay after that ending for E...

STS with Mads - Spotify Wrapped

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As Madi said…SHE LIVES! This week, Madi, Danelle and I are kicking it old school with a classic STS. Keeping with tradition for this time of year, w...

The Empyrean - Theories - Whose Line Is It Anyways?

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve had a few weeks to process the avalanche of new information and hints that RY has given the fandom. Now it’s time to dive into our first que...

The Empyrean - Theories - We Are Getting Fed!

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Christmas come early?! We got yet another RY interview to help alleviate the agonizing wait for book 4. Join Danelle and I as we go through the la...

The Empyrean - Theories - Disney + RY = SPIRAL

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you are anything like Danelle and I, you’ve probably been spiraling since last Friday night. Rebecca’s interview with the Fantasy Fangirls was ...

The Empyrean - Theories - Memories?

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danelle and I are back at it with a theory deep dive. Did I rage bait Danelle repeatedly with this one? Yes, I did. So let’s chat about Imogen and h...

Bonus Episode - Ian's Unhinged Commentary + TLOAS

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, Ian is still making his way through the TOG series. Yes, he still has some rather interesting thoughts. Let’s dive into his latest notes as he ...

The Empyrean - Fourth Wing - New Showrunner!

28 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have a new showrunner for the Fourth Wing adaptation! Today, we are deep diving into her resume and our hopes for the show. Oh…there is also a br...

STS - She's Back Again!

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Madi and I are back this week to chat about our latest obsession. Plus, Madi has a VERY exciting update that you don’t want to miss! Tell us about y...

W(orth) T(he) H(ype)? - Dire Bound

07 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for our first WTH episode where Danelle and I can’t for the life of us figure out why the book is CRIMINALLY under hyped. Direwolves. Politi...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Spiral With Us

24 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Danelle has finished her physical reread and, in the process, has got me spiraling over new theories. I’m talking deep dives at midnight with countl...

WTH (Worth The Hype?) - Witches and Wine

10 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I am joined this week by @authorcarlyspade to chat about her upcoming cozy monster romance, Witches and Wine. This small town romantasy is set in the ...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Crumbs Into Loaves

03 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Okay, we all saw THAT little snippet that @rebeccayarros posted. We’ve had a few days to digest it and (obviously) spiral. So, let’s chat about it...

WTH (Worth The Hype?) - Tusk Love

20 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us this week as Danelle and I chat about one of our most anticipated reads of the year - Tusk Love by @theagwrites!This grumpy X sunshine love st...

STS - She's BACKKKKKKKK

13 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This is not a drill! I’ve managed to capture the elusive Madi! We’ve got F1, MTG, Tamagotchi and HomeScapes for you this week. Curious what all th...

W(orth) T(he) H(ype)? - Caught Up

22 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

WTH? (Worth The Hype?) - Caught UpJoin us this week as Danelle and I dive into Caught Up and decide if it is worth the hype! Put simply - 1000% it is!...

W(orth) T(he) H(ype)? - Problematic Summer Romance & Silver Elite

15 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s WTH episode features two books with very different vibes: Problematic Summer Romance by @alihazelwood and Silver Elite by Dani Francis. ...

W(orth) T(he) H(ype)? - Shield of Sparrows

01 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a brief (unexpected) hiatus, we are back with our first ever WTH episode. Are you seeing a book all over social media? Do the glowing reviews se...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Bodhi Boo (CH 28-29)

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Violet is back at Basgiath and breaking down the Quest Squad’s time on the “neutral” isle.  Ridoc steals the show with one of our favorite line...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - What Happened in LA (CH 27 + News)

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Courtlyn is truly a bit unhinged but he didn’t count on the fact that so is Xaden…and Violet if we are being honest. Also, it sounds like LA was t...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Ducking Sourdough Starter (CH 25 - 26)

20 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pssst…there is no magic on the Isles. NO. MAGIC. You know what that means…👀👀👀 Too bad Halden is a political nightmare personified. 🌩️...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - 93 is the New 53! (CH 23-24)

06 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just like Ridoc, we are all so freaking happy that the gang got on those horses. Island Xaden is a vibe and we are here for it. Plus we get to meet a ...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Diet Gaslight (CH 19-22)

23 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Remember how we said Quest Squad 1.0 was doomed? We were right. Also, how did SHE know??? Time for Quest Squad 2.0 to step in and travel abroad with t...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Go 2 for 3 (CH 15-18)

16 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Xaden adjusts to his new role while humbling pretty much everyone on the mat. Meanwhile, Violet finds herself having to trust Dain of all people. It p...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Category 5 (CH 11-14)

09 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Violet, Garrick and Theo have a casual, friendly chat…sorta…kinda? The aftermath of that misadventure was worth it though. Meanwhile, Quest Squad ...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Tornado? (CH 7-10)

23 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week kicks off with some light treason and Violet’s diabolical plan to avoid the repercussions. Her punishment lands her and the squad at a fam...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - A Lot to Discuss (CH 4-6)

16 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After some accidental re-decorating on Xaden’s part, Violet faces the longest day ever. The Senarium’s vote, an unsanctioned challenge, and siblin...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm - Venin Tingles (Pro - CH 3)

09 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welp, here goes nothing! We are beginning our deep dive reread of Onyx Storm. Ready for more emotional damage and intense annotating for theories? Coo...

The Empyrean - All the Theories!

02 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, we are all still spiraling from Onyx Storm. No, there is no end in sight for our suffering. So come join us as we chat about some of the biggest ...

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm Initial Reactions

26 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Empyrean - Onyx Storm Initial Reactions 🌩️ ♾️/5 stars from all of us! Join in to hear our overall thoughts and favorite things about Onyx...

The Empyrean - Bingo!

19 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for our final predictions for Onyx Storm! From possible betrayals to some new couples, we cover all possibilities. Let’s goooooo. Want ...

The Empyrean - REBECCAAAAA

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rebecca chose violence on NYE. We are breaking down the super unsettling excerpt she posted. We have so many questions. We are scared.

The Empyrean - Give Us Answers!

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are back and rapidly approaching the final countdown to Onyx Storm! This week we are chatting about our most burning questions. The real question i...

The Empyrean - Is It Obvious?

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s dive right into one of the biggest questions within the world of The Empyrean. What is Violet’s second signet? And how TF does Rebecca think...

The Empyrean - Vigilante Venin!

08 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our first Formation! This week, I am joined by the resident Empyrean Expert herself, Danelle! Let’s chat about what you can expect as we ...

EP 32 - HOEAB - THE END (CH 95 - Epilogue)

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wow…well we’ve reached the end of House of Earth and Blood. Bryce and Hunt are left to deal with the aftermath of the longest day ever. Their ~fun...

Onyx Storm - I Know You Know You Know

17 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, I’m deep diving the Onyx Storm excerpt that Cosmo dropped last week. I’m joined by the Fourth Wing Dream Team, aka Danelle, Jules and E...

EP 31 - HOEAB - Through Love, All is Possible (CH 92-94)

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well…these chapters were less than ideal to conquer in my current mental state but here we are. Bryce is making the Drop but she is not alone. Her p...

Bonus Episode - Books are Political

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We find ourselves yet again in unprecedented and uncertain times as we attempt to navigate the world we now find ourselves in. One thing is certain - ...

Author Spotlight - Carly Spade - Of Magic and Rum

03 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare to be swept away in my chat with the lovely Carly Spade about her upcoming novel, Of Magic and Rum! This is the second installment in her Beyo...

Thirsty Thursday - Upcoming in the Broadest Sense

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Mads and I as we go through some of our most highly anticipated upcoming releases. I swear I double checked each date so you can trust me on thes...

EP 30 - HOEAB - 14% (CH 87-91)

27 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryce unleashes one of the biggest secrets we’ve seen as readers, which is saying something given how many secrets people keep in this series. Looki...

Thirsty Thursday - Do You Like Danny Phantom?

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, I am joined by the lovely Danelle to deep dive into one of our favorite Spooky Season reads, Phantasma by Kaylie Smith! If you are looking ...

EP 29 - HOEAB - Lemon Lime Gatorade Zero (CH 83-86)

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After one of the most epic villain takedowns we’ve ever read, it’s time for a break. Wait, nope. There is a literal army of demons to fight. Good ...

EP 28 - HOEAB - For Lele! (CH 78-82)

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

One word sums this episode up: TRAUMA. Bryce is fighting for her life and the lives of her friends. Meanwhile, her loved ones are watching the live st...

We are Book Wh0res - Episode 4 - Spooky Reads

06 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With Spooky Season well underway, what better time to chat about our favorite unsettling, bone chilling and perhaps a little spicy books! The lovely E...

Thirsty Thursday - Onyx Storm Blurb Reaction!

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WE ARE FINALLY BACK! Oof, I feel like I missed a lot while I was moving…including the reveal of the Onyx Storm synopsis. Fun fact: I held off readin...

We are Book Wh0res - Series to Binge!

15 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With the cozy months upon us, what better way to start the season than with a list of COMPLETE series that are perfect for some binge reading with a n...

Thirsty Thursday (Oops, Friday) - Ian's Revamped Thoughts

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

By popular demand, this week’s Thirsty Thursday is a re-release of last week’s Patreon bonus episode…with a bit of a twist. As a refresher, Ian ...

EP 27 - HOEAB - Dirty Fan (CH 73-77)

08 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Summit is FINALLY here! It is….boring and in a conference center. So there’s that. Meanwhile, Bryce and Lele are searching for a loop hole to ...

Recap + Releases - Ep 2 - August & September

25 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to our Recap + Releases series! Let’s break down our favorite August reads and chat about some highly anticipated September releases. W...

EP 26 - HOEAB - Whiplash (CH 63-72)

18 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is the episode where everything starts to come together but also unravel. Bryce has no idea what or who to believe. It’s a hot mess.

Thirsty Thursday (oops, Friday) - What is the Color of My Underwear?

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Madi and the lovely Danelle (@queerlygayoticreader) dive into their current musical feelings, some let’s say “unique” PR boxes and, of course, u...

We are Book Wh0res - All About the Graphics

11 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are back and we are still Book Wh0res! Join us this week as we go through all of our favorite fantasy series and authors who we don’t think get e...

EP 25 - HOEAB - Danika Doesn't Lie (CH 53-62)

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WHOOO…this was truly a wild ride for these 10 chapters. The infamous shower scene. We’ve got Hunt meeting the parents. The team FINALLY make the c...

Thirsty Thursday - Free Novellas

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who wants some free novellas?! The link is below. Happy reading darlings! Mads breaks down some of her favorites from that list. Plus we chat about st...

Recap + Releases - Ep 1 - July & August

28 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our first Recap + Releases episode! We’re breaking down some big releases from July, along with upcoming August releases that we are exci...

EP24 - HOEAB - SYNTHetic (CH 43-52)

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has it all. A tense meeting with the wolves. A lovely stroll through the garden paired with a demon attack. An adorable otter with a gris...

Thirsty Thursday - This or That

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join me as I interrogate Madi to figure out all her bookish preferences. I’ll admit that some of the “would you rather” questions are a bit crue...

We Are Book Wh0res - Episode 1 - Den of Vipers!

14 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our first We Are Book Wh0res episode! We are kicking it old school and diving into one of the first dark romances and RH books that we read...

Special Episode - New Schedule, Who Dis?

07 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mads and I breakdown our new schedule and all the exciting things to come! Ya’ll spoke and we listened so prepare for some awesome new episodes cove...

Thirsty Thursday - What's Your Pain Tolerance

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who is ready for some Empyrean madness?! I am joined by THREE (this is important) lovely bookworms this week as we chat about @rebeccayarros interview...

EP 23 - HOEAB - It's DC... (CH 41-42)

30 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After some rather gross investigative work, Bryce and Hunt head home to scrub themselves clean. Seems Hunt can’t stop his snooping though when he ma...

EP 22 - HOEAB - Pretty Boy Privilege (CH 38-40)

16 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Law and Order: Crescent City! Bryce and Hunt have a new top suspect but is that petty bitty really capable of that? Ehhh. Ruhn is an o...

Bonus Episode - Dating with Cait

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Caitlyn takes us on a tour of modern dating, run club men, and dating profiles. 

EP 21 - HOEAB- Wear Your Sunscreen (CH 37)

02 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing like a demon attack to ruin a perfectly good bonding moment. It’s okay though because the immediate aftermath gives Bryce a chance to finall...

Thirsty Thursday - Facebook Marketplace

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Madi’s Bookish Zagat Guide to NYC! She is giving all the details from her weekend trip to the Big Apple. Meanwhile, I’m over here tryin...

EP 20 - HOEAB - He is Colorblind (Ch 35-36)

19 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for a cozy little visit with Phillip. Any sympathy we may have felt for the wayward radical is gone pretty quickly as the true depth of his cruel...

Thirsty Thursday - Book Boos

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Mads and I as we fangirl over our latest book boyfriends and girlfriends. Prepare to fall into love….or, at the very least, lust. Is it getting...

Bonus Episode - HoF (CH 21-26)

12 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pardon the interruption in our normal programming. Thanks to the arrival of my beautiful niece, this week’s schedule is a bit wonky. Rather than ski...

EP 19 - HOEAB - Shadow Link

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ready for a recap of HOEAB so far? With an added dash of chaos? Oh and some post-HOFAS theories? Excellent then this episode is for you! 🌙 PSA: Rem...

Thirsty Thursday - Hot AF

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Culpa Mia, Taylor Swift, Smashwords, and clearly the plan went out the window. So, enjoy! 

EP 18 - HOEAB - Badge of Honor (CH 34)

28 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well Hunt’s visit with the Oracle went better than Bryce’s and Ruhn’s visits but not by much. Her words definitely stuck with Hunt though given ...

Not HOEAB - Hard As Hail

21 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are taking a brief detour from HOEAB this week. I’m joined by the lovely Jules (@forlitsandgiggles) and Elijah (@littlewickedbookbox) as we chat ...

Thirsty Thursday - TTPD

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Mads as she gets to experience me freaking out and spiraling over the impending release of TTPD and what all the easter eggs could mean!

EP 17 - HOEAB - Fruit Sammies (CH 32-33)

14 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week starts out with calling Caitlyn out for her various shenanigans. Don’t worry, she gets me back for being extra. The laughs were needed bef...

EP 16 - HOEAB - NAURRRRR (CH 30-31)

07 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hunt and Bryce are on their way to the Comitium after a game of nose goes with Ruhn on who has to go see the Oracle. Bryce makes the mistake of scroll...

Thirsty Thursday - My Fault

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mads and I are back! Join us as we spill all the tea from our girls’ trip to Nashville. We’re talking raunchy cowboys, bite marks in odd places an...

CH 15 - HOEAB - It’s a City (CH 29)

24 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Caitlyn and I are conductors of the Hot Mess Express today. So with that warning, prepare for a history lesson with one of our favorite shadow daddies...

BONUS Episode - Heavy is the Crown!

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week I am joined by the one, the only, the amazing J.A. George (@pnwwritingwitch)! She is here to chat all things Gothic Grove and give some teas...

EP 14 - HOEAB - Couples Retreat (CH 27-28)

17 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a very long day, Bryce welcomes her new roomie to their home. Hunt, being such a good roommate, proceeds to ask a series of very blunt questions...

Thirsty Thursday - Regina George

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week is a deep dive into the Divine Rivals duet (or duology, whichever you prefer) with the one and only, Ashley! This might just be one of the m...

EP 13 - HOEAB - Spartacus (CH 25-26)

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well Hunt at least has realized that he  royally screwed up so that’s a good start. Too bad that he only hits this realization right when everythin...

EP 12 - HOEAB - Coffee Stores (CH 22-24)

03 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

These chapters are basically just Hunt being an alphahole and digging himself into a deeper hole with Bryce. We do get to see one of Jesiba’s more u...

Thirsty Thursday (Friday) - Voices

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who is ready for another Blake’s Musings? This week I dive into some SJM news, both good and bad. Plus, I give an updated spoiler free review of Hou...

EP 11 - HOEAB - Fangs & Bangs (CH 20-21)

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryce is taking the Viper Queen’s advice to heart and struggling. Her desperation leads to Hunt and Lele’s introduction. Needless to say, Lele is ...

EP 10 - HOEAB - Phil (CH 18-19)

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise, surprise, Hunt is ready to throttle Bryce again. She has once again outwitted him and now they find themselves at the Meat Market. Bryce mak...

Thirsty Thursday - My Everest

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a minute. You ready for a good ole STS? Join Mads and I as we discuss her latest life achievement, the new ACOTAR Hulu rumors and the Supe...

EP 9 - HOEAB - Na'vi River Journey (CH 16-17)

11 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for a little house tour of the Frat Pack’s lovely home, complete with a beautifully painted table in the foyer. Bryce’s visit causes a mini u...

Special Episode - HOFAS - Guardians of the Galaxy

04 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you finished HOFAS? Still processing? Feeling a bit lost without theories to spiral about? Fear not! Danelle (@queerlygayoticreader), Jules (@for...

Thirsty Thursday - Blake's Musings - HOFAS Edition

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A little over 48 hours since I finished HOFAS and I am finally at a place where I can (hopefully) give a coherent mini-review. Keyword hopefully! Join...