A Knight of Shreds and Patches

Not Suspicious at All

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina has a tense negotiation and the city fights back.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at ...

A Flash of Blood

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina runs into more trouble as they try to reach the city core.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Tw...

Walking Into a Kill Zone

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina reunites and figures out their next steps during the Battle of Sasnak Traveling.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. ...

Reaping of Mercenary Crops

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina fight their way back to each other and do some heroics along the way.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be ...

Coup Attempts, Just Like Normal

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s not the Championship celebration they were expecting, but it’s certainly exciting.If you want to learn all about cool and spooky lakes all ov...

High-Powered Contractors

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina shines in the Championship parade as political dealings behind closed doors cause unforeseen chaos.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by...

The Podium

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina meets back up while they await the judges final scores for the X Bike Championship Finals.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van...

A Game of Risk and Reward

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The X Bike Championship Finals continue and everything is going totally fine!Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be fou...

Always at Slight Risk of Exploding

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the X Bike Championship Finals!Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste an...

Removing the Temptation

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to a special flashback episode from the Patreon archives featuring the Foundlings right before they adopt Birdie.Cast: - Zan Foundling is pla...

Continuing To Surprise

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina has planned and surprise meetings with Sasnak Councilors.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twi...

Adrenaline Junkie Hobbies

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marathon and Birdie make some impulsive decisions and the Patina races their hearts out.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She...

It's Following the Cows

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina spends quality time in pairs during their last bit of free time.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found...

Criminal Masterminds

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina wraps up their heist at Ramp Girl HQ.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredcha...

Already Off to a Bad Start

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina kicks off their heist against Ramp Girl HQ.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acqui...

Competence Is Sexy

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina does some proper heist prep for once.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredcha...

The Temptation of Negotiation

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina gets a new job opportunity from Opal and then scatters across the city.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can b...

The Love of the Sport

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina is back at the races and strives to keep their heads above water.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be foun...

Cleaning Up Your Messes

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Emma has a tea party, the Patina takes two very different approaches to X Bike upgrades, and the Council continues to be a problem.Cast: - Marathon M...

Honest Racing

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina discusses integrity and the Sasnak political landscape continues to change.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She c...

Define the Relationship

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina makes some relationship decisions.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste...

The Uniforms Don't Hurt

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina reunites and tries to get back to normal.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquire...

Siblings on the Job

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina receives some help from the Foundlings in their respective journeys.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be f...

Soul Searching

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina continues to make their way out of the Guts and splits the party again.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can b...

Search and Rescue Mission

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina continues having two wildly different adventures in the Guts.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on...

Another Great Day in the Guts

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina hits new depths in the Guts.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and i...

Death's Door

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tensions rise as the Patina descends deeper into the Guts.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @a...

Blood Frenzy

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina battles a horde of octopuses.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and ...

Wander Into Something More Dangerous

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina ventures into the Guts of Sasnak.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste ...

Big Goals, Big Dreams

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina meets with Wander and plans their expedition into the Guts of Sasnak.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be ...

We Have To Trust Someone

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina celebrates an epic X Biking win the normal way - with conversations about trust and more contract negotiations.Cast: - Marathon Messenger ...

Just as Wild as They Were

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Patina Start - Your - Engines! It’s race day!Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchas...

First Turning Back

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina join in on a Foundling family tradition and do a debrief on the masquerade ball.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. Sh...

Consider a Change in Lifestyle

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina does some recruiting for their X Bike team and adventures to the top of the city.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia....

Stated Explicitly in My Contract

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina learns the joy of contract law and X Bike racing.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at ...

Uncontrolled Descent

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With their todo list completed, the Patina and Foundlings are free to mingle and continue trying not to die.Cast: - Marathon Messenger is played by P...

Can’t Resist a Good Blood Sport

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As the ball continues, everything is totally fine and there is nothing to stress about.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She ca...

One More Dance

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As the ball continues, things are getting infinitely more exciting.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitte...

Get to Her Before the Guillotine

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina and the Foundlings encounter old friends and some other um, surprises.Announcement:Happy Pride from our queer cast & characters! All procee...

Predator and Prey

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina scatters and tries to network with the rich and powerful.Announcement:Happy Pride from our queer cast & characters! All proceeds from the P...

Social Battlefield

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina finalizes the plan and makes a grand entrance.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acqu...

Emotionally Fulfilled

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A peaceful date, some errands, and finding the last Foundling.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at ...

Spectacle, Carnage, Excitement

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina splits up to accomplish some individual goals - level of emotion may vary.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can ...

An Angel Who’s Never Done Anything Wrong

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina goes to meet Janus and discovers even more Foundlings.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter ...

Diagnostic Commands

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina nerds out with Winifred - well Emma does at least.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @...

Long Lost Sister

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina reaches Winifred’s home for part 2 of the Foundling Reunion Tour.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be foun...

Every Citizen's Right

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina sets off to find Winifred and not all is well on Sasnak Traveling.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found...

Smorgasbord

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina takes full advantage of the shopping wonders of the big city.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on T...

The People of the Eaves

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina finds a home base and encounters the first of the Foundlings.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on T...

Institutionalized Shakedowns

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina arrives in Sasnak Traveling.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She can be found on Twitter at @acquiredchaste and in ...

Our Remembrance of What Happened

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina remimences about their journey so far.Announcements:Check out Cameron, Penn, and Sydney on a recent arc of The Orpheus Protocol! First epis...

Sordid Romance Tales

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina continues towards Sasnak Traveling while making new friends and awakening old.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She'...

You Can’t Let Yourself Be Distracted by Other People’s Needs

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Patina members get comfortable.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer who just launched a new game, Wa...

Reservations and Reasons to Ignore Them

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Patina members have some awkward and emotional conversations.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer wh...

A Nice Reveal Moment

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina tries to relax and instead gets flustered.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer who just l...

A Service Worth the Money

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina decides they deserve a break to relax and recharge.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer w...

Classy Character for Metal

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina moves forward with a lighter equipment load, but heavier hearts.Cast:- Pallie Fisher is played by Rhi. Find her on Twitter at @rhiannon42. ...

We’re Gonna Go Be Heroes

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina takes care of their wounds, both physical and emotional.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG desig...

Nobody Innocent Out Here

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina’s concerns are proved valid and Marathon takes a stand.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG desi...

Business Sense

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina realizes that maybe the Rust isn’t quite up to their standards.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TT...

A Premium Mercenary Company

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina makes a deal, socializes, and has feelings.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer who just ...

Warrior Women Who Have Come to Our Rescue

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina meets the Rust and comes to an arrangement.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer who just ...

A Well Executed Ambush

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina discovers an ambush and joins in.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer who just launched a...

Confuse It or Lose It

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina has story time with Cassidy and a little contest.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer who...

Extremely Nonorganic Angles

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina tries not to fight the giant mechanical spider.Content Warning:- Spiders (kinda - it’s mechanical but there's lots of legs and we say spi...

Happiness in the Memories

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina is reminded of old memories and makes some new ones as they get back on the road.Announcements:- Special thanks to Fern on our discord for ...

How This Life Works

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina determines their next destination and makes it official.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG desig...

The Line in the Sand

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina receives their remaining payment and bids the Advantia farewell.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Ciphera. Alli and Kira can be fo...

Arbiters of Truth and Justice

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tension skyrockets as the Patina and the Advantia face off against a mechanical foe and each other.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Ciphera....

Worth Our Dibs

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In a surprising turn of events, the Advantia triggers the facility's security system while the Patina does absolutely nothing wrong.Cast:- Alli Nesbit...

Action Archaeology

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The two teams continue to explore the newly powered facility and one team finds something concerning.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Cipher...

Solutions Out of Thin Air

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With dangers potentially lurking around every corner, the Patina continues to explore this long abandoned facility.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as...

A Milk Run

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina arrives at the old lab and commences breaking and entering.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Ciphera. Alli and Kira can be found o...

Oilier Than I Thought It Would Be

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina travels to their new job destination and discover cypher clues and gain some life advice.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Ciphera...

Breaking Off a Piece of History

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tensions remain high as the Patina negotiates for a new job.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Ciphera. Alli and Kira can be found on their sh...

It Was Need To Know

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina meets back up with Renn and Ciphera to collect their pay and demand answers.Cast:- Alli Nesbit & Kira Nesbit as Renn & Ciphera. Alli and Ki...

Symbol of a Nice Night

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina gets back on the road and takes a moment to breath.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRPG designer w...

A Chance for All of Our Friends To Live

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Abyss awakens as the non-stop excitement begins to wear on the Patina.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie TTRP...

Wild Tech Entry 74293

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Something is waking up and the Patina needs to act fast to avoid disaster.Content Warnings:- Blood & Medical Content  Cast:- Marathon Messenger is p...

Scared Sheep

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina continues the battle to retake control of the Knight and rescue the Advantia.Content Warnings:- Violence- Explosions  Cast:- Marathon Mes...

Emanating Menace

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chaos reigns and everything requires immediate attention as the Patina strives to complete their mission.Content Warnings:- Violence- Explosions  Ca...

Blue Lightning

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina races to breach the Advantia compound and the plan immediately goes awry. Content Warnings:- Violence- Explosions  Cast:- Marathon Messe...

Who’d Want to Ever Try and Harm Such a Good Little Situation

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The countdown to operation Save Iota begins as the Patina gets into position.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an indie T...

Non-Threatening Mercenaries

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina arrives in Iota and takes two very different approaches to reconnaissance.Cast:- Marathon Messenger is played by Penn Van Batavia. She's an...

Renown Within the Advantia

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina shows off the Knight and does some reorganizing and negotiating.Transcript:   https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-season-2-episode-10-...

Cool Wizard Stuff

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina answers Moon River’s call and meets some interesting characters to hear about a job.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-...

You Road Types

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina’s road trip continues.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-season-2-episode-8-you-road-typesAnnouncements:- Thanks to Ben...

Tempo of the Fight

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Student battles teacher as the the Patina struggles to maintain the hype.Transcript: https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-season-2-episode-7-tempo-o...

A Dirty, Bare Knuckle Boxing Brawl

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As the fight tournament continues, punches are thrown, bets are made, and decisions are questioned.Transcript: https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-...

Real Honest Words

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina knocks out a few last minute tasks and has some tough conversations before the tournament.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcr...

Partners in Crime

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina agrees to participate in a fight tournament and splits up to do some combat training and reminiscing.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/p...

Not for Entertaining Children

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina and Marathon settle into the routines of being on the road and get to know each other a bit better.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/pos...

Little Bit More Muscle

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marathon tries to source additional funds and the Patina has a lovely day at the park.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-season-2-ep...

Message Over the Airwaves

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Season 2! This week, the Patina tries to figure out what’s next and gets approached for a mysterious job.Transcript:  https://www.akosap...

Interest in Our Technological Heritage

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Remanence with Cassidy and Emma about the Patina's adventures in Season 1. There may be a special guest. Guess you'll have to listen to find out.Cast:...

It's Never the Same

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina toasts to a reunion and new beginnings.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-episode-34-it-s-never-the-sameCast:- Wyatt Fish...

Deliver the Mail

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina scopes out the bandit camp and attempts a daring rescue.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-episode-33-deliver-the-mailCas...

Conversation of Substance

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina enters the town of Grapes to search for their package recipient and finds themselves in the aftermath of a bandit raid.Transcript:  https:...

The Other Wanderers

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for the Patina to meet their stowaway and determine what to do with their new guest.Transcript:  https://www.akosap.com/post/transcript-e...

A Good Connection

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Patina is on their way back to Tree All Mountain and this journey may end up being more exciting than they were anticipating.Transcript:   https...