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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of The Adam Carolla Show?
Coming first, we have Adam Cruller Show 365. There is a guest on this episode. It's competing food trucks from the local area. I don't even know if they're even operating anymore. I think they're friends of Mike August. It's mostly about Adam, Teresa, and Brian with some fun news clips. Hope you guys enjoy. Podcasting isn't just about talking. It's about growing, engaging and monetizing.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about podcasting and monetization?
Good day, Teresa Strasser. Good day, Adam Carolla. A couple of quick things, and then we'll jump right into the show and the news. Tell me if you guys are like me or not. I suspect you're not. A couple things. I was listening to some radio over the weekend, and I was going to talk about it yesterday, but I forgot. You had a pressing issue of Molly's poop to discuss.
Yeah, she did have the three poops. Poops, yeah, tri-poop day. It's why I don't like the ACLU, and it's why I don't like a lot of groups that I feel like started off with the best of intentions and then at some point went a little nutty. Like most groups start off as, yeah, this is a labor union, or we're trying to protect the people that work at this factory so they don't chain up the doors.
There should be a sprinkler system, and they should work 20 hours a day. It all starts off with that and ends up in some fucking horrible morphed thing that makes you go, really? There was a bill that was passed at some point called the Stolen Valor. And basically what it said is you can't represent yourself as a decorated military figure.
You cannot... It's not about going to parties and trying to get laid by saying, I have a purple heart at home. It's in my other set of my underpants. I can show it to you. Got a purple heart on. Yeah. I got a purple heart. No, it's not about that. That's part of it. But the other part is...
You starting, imagine you're hiring somebody and you think this guy has a flying cross or something like that. I mean, and this guy did three tours in Vietnam or this guy was a decorated veteran of, you know, the first Gulf War. That's essentially lying. And we have the constitutional right to lie, by the way.
And so somebody said, look, there needs to be, because people were writing books, people were starting businesses, people were starting charitable funds based on their military record that they didn't have. Right. So they came up with this stolen valor thing.
Plus, to every guy who really did get shot up in Vietnam or in some Gulf War somewhere and who did get pieced back together and did legitimately earn this cross, every time there's a fake one rolling around out there, yours is diminished a little bit. Yeah, so far this sounds like a good organization. ACLU went up against it, did battle, and they had to pull it off the books. Oh.
It's basically the rule that basically said you cannot say that you've won or received a Purple Heart and military honors or whatever, that you have a constitutional right to lie. Although, what I don't understand is, really, I can say I'm a doctor? I was just thinking that.
Like, if I'm on an airplane and someone goes, someone's going into cardiac arrest, they're a doctor, I stand up and go out of the way. I mean, really? The irony is if you killed the guy while giving him CPR, they'd sue you. Yeah, you'd be liable. I'm just saying, ACLU, you started off with the best of intentions. You've somehow figured out a way to get everyone to hate you in the last 10 years.
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Chapter 4: What family dynamics are revealed during the food discussion?
Steak with spaghetti, pork chops, chicken. Then Eddie Haskell came over and gave you compliments. Seafood, yeah. My mom and my dad. Fucking kill them. What's your mom do? She's retired now, but she worked for a snack food company. I'm going to choke my mom. I'm going to choke her. What kind of snacks did they make? Like cupcakes and brownies and delicious treats. That's what happens.
Chapter 5: How do food preferences reflect personal experiences?
Wow. You see, that's the whole thing. I grew up like Jodie Foster in that movie where she was a feral child. Now. Now. I grew up like now, eating bark and grubs. And I'm so fucking excited to have anything. That's what it is. You were ruined by your family who loved you too much. I'll be sure to tell them. When you say ruined, you mean because she's like fit and thin?
Well, that's a metabolism thing. She could take or leave crappy food? Yeah, that's what happened. Because she had all the access to it? All the weird issues surrounding it. I'd say we're ruined. We were ruined. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Roasted peppers. I'm going to say yes because of the retrying of things and the grilling. of the said zucchini, the aforementioned zucchini.
Key ingredient in her beloved Italian beef and such Chicagoland treats, the peppers. So I'm thinking maybe yes, but too much flavor. I say no. Okay.
Chapter 6: What challenges do food trucks face in Los Angeles?
Oh my God, this is tough. I'm going to have to say yes. Two yeses. Paul Bryan says no, he could take the lead here. I love peppers. Wow. But not on my beefs. Really? Because that was why I said yes, because we had the beef sandwiches yesterday, and I noticed they had peppers, and you liked them. You picked them off. I didn't have them on there, yeah. Oh, my God. Shocking. All right.
So now T and I have two. Brian has one. And we head into the last question. Yeah. Will Angie eat it? Here we go. Ready? Pad Thai. Will Angie eat Pad Thai? I never pronounced the D in that.
Say Pad Thai? I don't know.
It's always said Pad Thai. I've never eaten it. I don't know how to say it. Pad Thai. It's so delicious. Yeah. It's... All right, this is Thai food, right? Yeah. There are a lot of elements. There are usually some peanuts. It's sweet, yeah. And some tofu and some chicken. It's like glazed. Kids like it. You know, that's one way, one yardstick to measure Angie's mouth. I'm going to say no.
What are you saying?
It doesn't really matter if you disagree with Adam.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take the other one. I'll say yes just so we can end this. You say yes. I say no. The answer, you and Angie eat it. Adam's the winner. I will not eat it. There's a lot going on. Way too much going on. Tastes a little wormy. This is why it's great, because it's like, oh, see, it's the texture. It's wormy. The noodles. It's whatever a kid would say. Whatever a fat kid would say.
Tastes wormy. Will Angie eat it? It never makes sense. Angie won't eat delicious food. Unless it's beer. Then all is clear. No one's as picky as Angie. All right. This is a nice, clean segue into our next topic, thus our next guest, yes? There's evidently some sort of food truck war going on out here in the Southland. The food truck thing has taken off. Oh, my God.
I guess the texting and the tweeting and the instant messaging and all that kind of stuff has led to this, right? Yeah, it's a perfect marriage because if you follow one of your food trucks on Twitter, they say, oh, we're at the corner of, you know, Wilshire and Western. And then you know where they are and you go right there. Right. And it's a beautiful thing.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the speakers share about Charlie Sheen's behavior?
So I think when a guy like that gets married, you know what it is? It's the equivalent to a gay guy getting married and having kids. Like, somehow this is going to straighten me out. Literally. Like, I will not... I want to be straight. And if I have a couple of kids, I'll have to stay straight and I'll have to stay married. But then they just implode again.
I think they refer to that as a flight into health. Like I'm going to take this action, which on the outside. Yeah, exactly. There's a self-destructive impulse. It's the same pathology as like the Tiger Woods and the Bill Clinton. You hyperachieve, but then you bring yourself down. You sow the seeds of your own demise. Right. Right.
And they know that a guy like Charlie Sheen knows that if he gets divorced from Denise Richards and just does what that little inner gremlin wants him to do, he's probably going to OD inside of six months. So he gets married to someone who... Dinks is going to ground him, but then he just spins out again.
But then if you look at the choice of women or goddesses, he's not exactly choosing women who would appear to be ones who could ground him. Well, that's the other thing, too, is he he he's not really I mean, just like sobriety, you know, he's going to chill out with Bucky Dent. and play a little t-ball in Arizona. Like, if you talk to Dr. Drew, that's not sobriety.
The whole idea is it's an illusion of, like, this is someone that should chill me out, but it can't really be with someone who would sit on me and not let me at my drugs or whatever else I was into. He's sober. I mean, yeah, he has a little bit to drink, but, you know. Well, so anyway, Radar Online challenged him to a drug test after this radio interview, and he passed it, evidently. Mm-hmm.
Well, also, I can say this.
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Chapter 8: How do the speakers relate personal experiences to parenting and childhood?
If Coke or Speed or whatever, we can talk to Dr. Bruce about this. If that's your drug of choice, that's in and out of your system in a day. Pot hangs out for a while, but I don't think Coke hangs out very long. We'll ask Bruce.
Yeah, I mean, he returned a negative finding for the first check test, which is 99% accurate for seven illicit drugs and five prescription drugs, marijuana, coke, opiates, methamphetamines, ecstasy, amphetamines, PCP, antidepressants, barbiturates, benzodiazepines. Well, let's get Bruce in here because I want to find out about this because he'll probably tell you why. That's possible.
And I'm not I'm just saying from all the years sitting next to Dr. Drew. I figured out that pot sat in you for like a month and Coke was in and out of you in like a day. That's the sad part. So that's why you sunk yourself into Coke? Oh, definitely. Yeah. I'll tell you what. Let's take a quick break. We'll bring Dr. Bruce in.
Bruce is an addiction medicine specialist as well as doing emergency medicine. We'll do this and we'll dig into all the Sheen stuff with him. I'm going to call an audible. We'll be right back after this. Ace Broadcasting presents Health Watch with Dr. Spaz. There we go. Thank you. All right, Dr. Spaz, great news.
Yeah, I want to talk about this Charlie Sheen thing and this radar and all his drug tests. Am I correct when I say that the coke is in and out of your system quickly? Quickly, two, three days. Two, three days. Pot hangs around for a while? Pot can hang around. I've had individuals that were daily smokers literally months before it's out of their system.
If you built it up in your fat cells for a while. Builds up in the fat. And then it's sort of unpredictable towards the end of your run of having positive blood levels. You could test negative and then burn off some fat, test positive again.
So if I just went and had a dump truck of Bolivian shale dropped off in my front yard and me and some of my goddesses just did piles of coke while I banged them relentlessly... on the driveway on a Saturday. Saturday. Mm-hmm. And then come Wednesday, I said, you want to test me for drugs? Probably negative. Probably negative. Right. Water-soluble, wash out of the system. Right.
So, you know, I'm just a sauna away from passing a drug test. Now, that's cocaine. What about ecstasy? Ecstasy, they're really the only one you're going to have longer. Pot's the only one that hangs. PCP a little longer, too. But just, and we don't know, but let's just say the drug of choice is probably cocaine or crack cocaine, let's say, for Charlie Sheen, okay? Right.
So if he's doing it on a, like I said, a Saturday, and then Radar Online says, let me drug test you, and it's a Thursday. Means nothing. You just walk in there with all the confidence in the world, right? Right. If that is your drug of choice and a pot would be a nice step up for Charlie Sheen at this point. Yes.
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