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Chapter 1: What humorous take is presented about chicken wings?
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics. You can find the ad-free archives at podcast1.plus. Check it out and sign up.
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Coming up first, we have Adam Curl's show 1440 with the great Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2014.
Speaking of the Ebola fear, here's a story that I wanted to get to last week, but I didn't have a chance. But there was an Ohio bridal shop that the nurse, one of the nurses who came down with Ebola, she was engaged and she visited that bridal shop before coming down with Ebola.
And business for that bridal shop completely shut down for a little while because everyone was afraid to go to this bridal shop. called Coming Attractions.
Because it looks like a mortuary? Yes. It looks like a mortuary. Put some windows in there, man. Show off the goods.
You can come see our dresses and never leave. It does look really, it does very, I wonder if it was a mortuary before.
This marriage is going to last forever because you're never fucking leaving this casket.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the bridal shop story related to Ebola?
It's the pig that found them. That was the uncomfortable part of the procedure. I think they have dogs who can do it now, too. Well, getting a pig in there was actually... That's what I'm saying. Not only was it embarrassing, and I might call it inappropriate, but obviously painful. Yeah. Because they gave me a pill to put in my... Arnold, come here, boy.
They gave me a pill to put up my vagina first to soften my cervix so it would dilate more, but they didn't tell me it's to fit a pig.
Yeah, well, they always keep the snout on the sort of down low.
Yeah. What they do is they scare the pig. They stand behind the pig. That's right. What do they yell? They yell, if you turn around, you're bacon. Yeah. So he just goes nostril first in your vagina. Yeah.
I think it's Eb and Mr. Ziffel. I don't know. It's a Green Acres thing. It's a Wilbur 200. It's the only famous pig in a sitcom. as far as I know, was from Green Acres.
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Chapter 3: How does the discussion shift to the appearance of a bridal shop?
I think his name was Arnold.
In a sitcom? You're probably right.
Yeah, I mean, the Dukes of Hazzard may have had something. Well, it was Hogg, right? His name was Arnold. Wait, wait.
There's Honey Boo Boo's mom.
Oh, how dare you.
So anyway, when they had me put the gown on, I forgot to mention, they gave me two gowns, and they said put one on forward and one on backwards.
I didn't know if that was, is that, you're nodding. That's a good way to prevent things from spelling out because those things always have the opening in front or back. So if you put on two, it's like you're wearing a little bathrobe.
Yeah, it was smart. I had never seen that before. They could just come up with a butt full gown.
So is it like when you take two ball caps, go forward and backward and make it into a Sherlock Holmes hat?
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Chapter 4: What unexpected connections are made regarding wedding traditions?
That's a very good point. And that speaks to me going, yeah, you're right. Someone gets in a motorcycle accident. It's like, well, his ribs are poking through his side. Another 15 hours. Yeah. We can work on him. No, they just work on him. So, like, they always give you the, well, the anesthetic. No, no, no, no, no. They don't want you shitting on yourself or pissing yourself. So that's why.
Because you're right. Every battlefield, everything that happened on the freeway, half those people are driving home from McDonald's when they get into this great.
I say just have the classic lasagna around noon anyway and go, wow, that one snuck past the gully. I guess it had a little stutter step.
All right, that was Adam Carillo Show 1440. Coming up next, we have Adam Carillo Show 1384. Mike Lawrence, Joe Coy, Allison Rosen, Brian Bishop. This is from 2014. Hope you guys enjoy.
Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla. I have an update on the cashew situation. Joe Coy, yesterday I mentioned that I found out after the vows were exchanged that my husband thinks cashews are overrated, which is insanity to me. Anyway, last night he said, not only am I a basic bitch, but I'm stuck in the yummy phase because cashews are the sweetest nut. Now, you said to call you if this came up again.
I almost did, but I decided I would just bring it up on the show. Well, I mean, that's an absurd use of the yummy phase argument.
No, that is... They're delicious, and I buy them at truck stops when they have the little heated plastic, like a little oven, toaster oven by the cash register.
I buy that. It's 99 cents. Delicious. Delicious hot.
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Chapter 5: Why do some Hollywood friends dislike Adam Carolla?
Why do all your Hollywood buddies hate Adam?
No, they don't.
Everybody loves Adam. That's the weird thing.
I don't understand that because everybody in my circle bows down to Adam. Like the same compliment. It's part of the culture, though. That's how they greet each other. Some people have to shake hands. Adam is walking in.
Chapter 6: What humorous stories are shared about parking and rich people?
Everyone bow. No. Let me tell you guys about how parking folks ought to treat rich people. So here I am. I'm going from the quail. I'm going over to the 17-mile drive.
Tell us about the Chris O'Loxamana.
He's a fringe player.
He's the real star of the show. But he's rich.
Chapter 7: How does Kevin Sorbo describe his experiences in Hollywood?
I bring them along as more of a less of a... But here's the reason why you're funny.
Well, you know how you get a rawhide chew toy for your dog, kind of keep it busy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of do that with my son with Max and Pat.
I throw him in the back. But he's a real good hard worker.
He eats a lot. I'll tell you that much.
He can eat. He really like a Rolls Royce.
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Chapter 8: What insights are shared about the upcoming movie 'Let There Be Light'?
He eats the shrimp tails after my son is done with the tempura shrimp. He then eats the tails before it gets thrown away.
We love a tail.
Yeah.
How's his CV?
How's his civic? How is his civic duty? Oh, civic. I thought you said civic duty. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Where would he do that? How is his civic duty? His civic, that's in the Smithsonian. He stepped up to a Prius. That's next to Archie's chair.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, so it's been retired. Anyway, now where was I? So there I am. Does he still have a baby hair? Did he call it a beard? A beard?
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