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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fans-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show.
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Come up first, we have Adam Carolla's show 752 with Richard Schiff, along with Alison Rosen and Brian Bishop.
Chapter 2: What clips are featured in the episode?
This one's from 2012, with Brian declaring at the end of the episode that they should have Richard on every week. Too bad they didn't do that.
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Men in Black, 1 through 3.
Chapter 3: What are the highlights of Richard Schiff's appearance?
That's what I'm talking about.
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Good to see you, Bald Ryan. Every damn night. Every damn night. Good to see you, Allison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Another contest winner in here. Is it Paul Brendel? It is. Paul's awesome. Paul, when we came out with our app and our new website, Paul had more than 4,900 email sign-ups. I don't know how he does this. He's from Seattle. Ten years in the construction business, Paul? Did I say that? Says it on your thing here. Yeah. This is going to be uncomfortable because Paul's been drinking.
He's had a couple of tall boys taking the edge off. Well, he's holding his hand. Yeah. All right. Sorry. No, it's all right. It's all good. Paul, what do you do? I do do construction. I do some IT and some computer work. Uh-huh. Normally, the guys who do construction aren't real fast around the computer. But when you're trying to get out. Of construction.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. It's like most construction guys aren't that funny, but when you're trying to get out. So, Seattle, and what's the plan, other than getting out of construction? I mean, you're asking me a lot that I haven't been thinking about so far tonight, so... I knew this was going to be awesome.
What have you been thinking about tonight? Let's just find out really what he has been thinking about tonight. All right. What have you been thinking about? Yeah, what have you been thinking about? What's on your mind?
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Chapter 4: What promotional offers are discussed at the beginning of this segment?
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Chapter 5: What relationship challenges does Kyle face with his girlfriend?
But this ends on Friday night.
at midnight so look out kitties all right that is uh 2 10 friday what the hell plus you don't know if they mean like thursday midnight it turns friday or friday so don't chance it jump on it this friday right now all right girlfriend's b days in a week valentine's day girlfriend really wants to get married but he doesn't want to let's talk to kyle kyle adam how's it going man how old's your girlfriend
Girlfriend is 25.
How long have you guys been dating?
We've been off and on for about four years. We started dating in college, and now we've been back together for almost a year now.
And she wants to get married, you don't?
Yeah, and it's one of those things where, like, all her friends are getting married, they're all getting engaged, and some of them haven't been dating their, you know, fiancƩ as long as we have.
Yeah, yeah.
Her brother's getting married, the whole thing.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss the topic of marriage and personal goals?
Yes? Really?
I do. I mean, she's a great girl, like, just... You know, really awesome. Is she listening? In just about every way. A little too controlling, I would say.
Yeah, you do want to get married, though. One day. So just get married, then. I mean, the reason for not getting married is thinking, maybe I'm not going to marry her. But if you're going to marry her anyway, you're going to go through a hellish three years, and then you'll get married.
I want to ask why you wouldn't want to get married now. Because you want to sow some oats before you get the deed done? Or what's up with that? Yeah, it's, you know, I'm still trying to get my career all set and going with everything. I mean, just about done with school this semester. She's already done with school and has a job and everything.
So I'm actually, Adam, you'd appreciate this, a driving instructor right now as I'm going to school. So I want to, like, be out there and be settled before we get married.
Yeah, but what Richard is saying is do you want to have sex with other women or do you just want to get your degree? To be blunt, yeah, that's what I meant.
I'd basically just like to get my degree and get settled, I would say, first.
Yeah, hold on. I'm putting you on hold so we can talk about you without you butting in. This shit where guy goes, hey, man, I want to get my degree and I want to blah, blah, blah, blah, but I want to get married, but I want to do this. You want to get married, you just get married. Right. And then you get your degree. It's like when a chick says, I'm just too busy to date right now.
Not if she's into you. She's not too busy to date.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of celebrity behavior in today's media?
I don't know what she was messing around with. Lindsay or Heidi? Heidi. I mean, Lindsay. I mean, who cares? But why now is she hosting SNL? And should she be hosting SNL? And has she done anything? I mean, other than picking up garbage by the side of the freeway, has she done anything in the last five years?
Well, she also worked at a funeral parlor.
Oh, okay.
The morgue, I mean. Yeah. But she's supposed to play, I think, Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming movie. And I don't know. I think she got booted out of that Linda Lovelace movie.
Don't you think the people that work at the morgue are scarier than the people that are at the morgue? You know?
Right, because they're moving.
Yeah. Like, that would be my scared straight. Like, forget about who's in cold storage. How about this guy?
Yeah.
You want to end up like him?
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