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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a separate podcast feed titled Corolla Classics, exclusively available through PodcastOne.plus. You can find the ad-free archives. Check it out and sign up.
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All right. Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
And the bald one, bald Brian.
Take them teeth out when you sucking my dick, ho. At SoxGo2009 wanted that on the Twitter hashtag top drop.
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Chapter 2: How does Adam Carolla's podcast highlight Grammy history?
We got just about everyone you can think of. Daft Punk, I think they've only performed twice in... This is the first time in six years they're performing anywhere, and the last time was at the Grammys. I don't think it's been confirmed, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were people who rhymed with...
meyonce wow badonna whoa you know some you know uh who is it yeah exactly bingo har yeah uh mall put partney you know it could be it could be anybody i think they were on i've seen them on the commercials already or something or at least yeah maybe not performing but at least their faces were bingo or a mall popped up there we got uh Taylor Swift. Sure. We got Pink.
The performance by Pink, I don't know if you remember the last time she performed, but she's going to actually try to outdo herself, which is one of the great performances ever.
I love me some Pink.
Was that the hanging in the air over the... Yeah, that was hanging in the air.
Even I remember that.
I did not know you were a pink fan.
We had her on Loveline many, many years ago. She was like brassy and fun and like punched me in the arm and called me Chuck and told me her brother was a massive Man Show fan or something and wanted to take a picture or something like that. I just remember her being sort of spunky and fun. Whatever her personality seems to be, it's kind of that.
And do you feel like her music is akin to my favorite song, You Know You Want Me, Boy?
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the evolution of the Grammy Awards?
Yes. So that's part of her performance.
Her performance is going to be something.
I'd like to sit around with her and lead singer Fun and watch reruns of Good Times and try to explain that to people in a who's on first kind of way. Yes. So it's going to be a big night.
Yeah, for rock and roll fans, just announced today, which I'm really excited about because I was there for the meeting where we're going through this. We have Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age with Lindsey Buckingham and Dave Grohl. That's one whole segment together. That's going to really be the last thing of the night. We're going to go out rocking. It's really cool.
Never liked Nine Inch Nails, but then I never got the whole Trent Reznor thing. I always just felt like that was just... I always felt like that music was grinding and just sort of... I don't know anyone who liked... All right. Is Trent Reznor good? I know he did some soundtrack stuff that was kind of interesting.
People... People I know who have good taste in music worship him, so I therefore think... I assume he's good, but I never enjoyed... The social networking.
I've seen... Yes, I've seen... I liked Nine Inch Nails.
I've seen him in concert before just because it was more of a sort of a job-related thing, and it just was this sort of pulsating thing that just kept coming at you, which was...
Good fuck music.
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Chapter 4: What humorous analogy do they make about computers?
I think the thing we walked away from from that movie was that you fuck a PC and you marry a Mac. That was sort of the... Interesting.
I was just wondering what kind of computers you were fucking in the movie. PCs.
predominantly. No laptops. It was circa 99, so PCs were very PC.
Oh, the movie takes place in... It's pre-Y2K.
Chapter 5: What are the implications of the Y2K phenomenon mentioned?
It's leading up to the whole Y2K hubbub. Wow, I'm getting old and feeling depressed that we're doing sort of retro movies and going back to 1999. Don't worry. Every critic felt the same. Eyeballing your computer.
That's me just hiding my average-sized penis behind that keyboard there.
Uh... Now all we need is the WGN logo with the sound. Maybe they don't even have one.
They probably don't.
We're making it up. All right, Allison, you got some news for us? I sure do. Tyler, hang out. Crack wise. We'll make fun of life together. Oh, let's see if we have something. Let's see. Oh, we didn't get any sound. All right.
Top left. No. Okay, top left.
That was WGN. I don't know why. I think that's like a newer, updated version of the old. Is the sound you're talking about?
Well, that was the news, too.
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Chapter 6: What are the latest controversies surrounding Rob Ford?
When they played the sting, it played a sound. Yeah, just when they did their logo.
You're talking about their station identification. Yeah, yeah. Not the news. That's like the news. That's going into the nightly news or whatever, or local news or whatever. All right, we'll figure it out. Anyway. The News with Alison Rosen.
She'll read some news from her iPad Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad It's Allison, Allison And when it's time to wrap it up She'll sign it off with Zip It Cut It's Allison, Allison
You can remove the naked picture, Tyler, by the way. I mean, Allison, it's in her bank.
I think you should have that posted up here 24-7 from now on.
So a new video of Rob Ford has emerged. He's back in the news. Everyone's talking about him again.
Oh, good. We're watching those mashups lately of our fearless leader.
We're going to have to get your take on this. So in November, he said that he quit drinking. But he clearly has not. In this video, he's in a fast food restaurant talking, and he's talking about police surveillance, and he's calling Police Chief Bill Blair a derogatory name, which it's hard to tell what he's – it's really hard to – Bombaclot?
Is that what it said there at the bottom of the screen? Bombaclot? Yeah, what is that?
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the challenges of personal growth?
Is that a cling for you?
Rinse. All right. All right. All right. Just saying. Outro. Here we go. No, no. No, no.
We have some other stuff to say. The segment is sponsored by Maximastyle.com for the best selection of energy-efficient, saving LED light bulbs like the ones here in the studio.
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And thank you, Maxima. All right. All right, Ray, hit the bricks. What? Thanks for the tip. Gary's out of his mind over there in the next room. It's fine. All right. Ray. All right. Gary's fine. Ray's not a professional. Ray, hit the brakes. Nice job, buddy. Thanks. We're going to do a little blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah. Yeah? All right.
Good job, Ray.
See you there. All right. Gary's got the look. The look is. All right.
He's so – whatever's going on is so intense that he had to get up and get out of his chair and hold his head.
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift towards the impact of childhood fame?
No.
Everybody, I have this conversation with almost everyone I know, and it's one of the more, I'm now sort of fascinated by it, but people's inability to change or recognize opportunities or what have you. If you took everyone I went to high school with and said, you will be presenting at the Oscars. And you'll be given the Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award.
There will be a lot of explanation involved in the coming sentences. First, yes.
And then you said, here is what's going to be in the teleprompter. And you gave them two sheets of paper. They would not get around to looking at it. Before possibly their ride to the Shrine Auditorium.
Don't want to be too coached up.
Or backstage. Or not at all. And then they would get up there and fuck it up as they fumbled through the teleprompter. That's every human being I've ever went to high school with. And Ray's no exception. When you explain to him, like, here's what you need to do, he kind of does what he does. But most people do that. Almost everyone does that. And it's an exception for those who don't.
I don't get why you wouldn't because everyone should just treat your life like a gin rummy hand. Got some good cards, a couple of bad cards. Everybody has some good cards and everyone has some bad cards. You discard the bad cards, you get a few good cards. Before you know it, you've got a killer hand. People cling to the bad cards very tightly, and they don't want to get rid of them.
Sometimes you've got a bald card and you feel bad for it because it has cancer, but you don't want to get rid of it because it would be a shitty thing to do.
Sometimes you have old maid.
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