208: She Sent In The Canary
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is following Gearoid’s footsteps with some very very VERY unexpected news! In the mailbag...
207: Festive Doughnuts
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid was in Amsterdam and found out a strange Christmas tradition and Niamh is on the move. I...
206 - Nude Pants and a Cold War
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid did a photo shoot and Niamh is already sorting out the Kris Kindle. In the mailbag we hav...
204: Vinyl Ultimatum
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid had a chest infection and was a suspicious lurker in a pharmacy and Niamh and her husband fo...
203 - Niamh Casts A Spell
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh finished her Halloween panto and smashed her performance on the Late Late show. Gearoid is mov...
202: Back In The Room
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh and Gearoid are back together in the studio. Niamh’s preparing for a spooky appearance on Th...
201: My Granny And My Ex
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is in rehearsals for a Panto that has been renamed for her and Gearoid is still in London. ...
200: Heat Rises
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh has news, there is a "Murder, She Wrote" remake happening and Gearoid is concerned that all ...
199: On The Road Again
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is on tour in Manchester and Niamh is getting ready to leave home to go into rehearsals. ...
198: An Unwanted Proposal
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is concerned that her internet ads are now for a dementia village and foot yoga and Gearoid ...
197: Mothers And Sons
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh was on “Key’s To You My Life” and Gearoid queued for hours to see David Sedaris. In t...
196: Over Organised
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh was rubbing shoulders with ambassadors again and Gearoid is concerned about having Michael Fla...
195: Keys To Niamh’s Life
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearóid was at electric picnic and has a request and Niamh is going to be on “Keys To My Life”...
194: Anti-Inflammables
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has collected the ashes of his recently deceased cat and Niamh is on anti-inflammables. I...
193: Booked and Busy
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is getting very busy with shows and a halloween panto and Gearoid is just back from being a ni...
192: Little Gifts
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh has been receiving little gifts from her husband and Gearóid has some serious observations ab...
191: Pass The Envelope
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is back from Edinburgh and Niamh went to a family reunion. In the mailbag we have a prob...
190: Break Your Mother’s Heart
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is going to Edinburgh for a work-in-progress of a new show and Niamh gives us some insight ...
189: Brownie-Off
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh and Gearoid are back for a new season but someone has baked exceptional brownies and Niamh is ...
Vintage Rants Unlocked: "A Wife's Toyboy Teacher"
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While Niamh and Gearóid are taking a short break from the podcast we are unlocking our favourite Vi...
Vintage Rants Unlocked: "Dogging Just Too Dodgy"
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While Niamh and Gearóid are taking a short break from the podcast we are unlocking our favourite Vi...
188: What Use Are You?
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid sent someone a signed photo who got annoyed and Niamh did an upsetting school visit. In ...
187: We Don't Have A Sauna
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has a surprising update about his cat and Niamh is annoyed about her doomscrolling ads. In ...
186: Tales From The Frontline
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid doesn't want to go to war and Niamh has been summoned into action against rats. In the ma...
185: Lay-by Lays
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has got a tattoo and Niamh's son is returning to the fold. In the mailbag we have a letter...
184: Exam Time
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid and Niamh remember their exams. Gearoid is convinced he should have been another Beethoven. ...
183: Where's My Car?
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid and Niamh are killing plants left right and centre. In the mailbag we have a new listene...
182: Where The Hell Is Your Album?
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has met some Agony Rants listeners and he is furious at Niamh for not working on an album. ...
181: How Moist Is My Brack
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has been baking and it's not as dry as he expected and we bring down AI by asking for a bio ...
180: Am I A Bad Friend
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is back from her travels and Gearoid's cat has been ghosted by a hotel. In the mailbag we ...
179: You’ll Have A Ball
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is off to Norway to make a documentary and Gearoid has just read the blurb for his Edinburgh s...
178: What A Wonderful World
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is back from a Eurovision gig in Manchester and Gearoid doesn’t see the point of the Amazon ...
177: Fleck All Of Them
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is grand marshall of a pride parade and Niamh is getting ready for junior Eurovision. In the...
176: It’s Not Your Problem
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has had an operation and is enjoying the painkillers and Niamh is playing nurse to her husba...
175: To Tik Tok Or Not To Tik Tok
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is feeling her age on a tv show and Gearoid is furious about a selective loyalty card. In th...
174: Civilised Divorce
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh wants to be in a musical and has the perfect part in mind and Gearoid is nursing a sick cat....
173: Hobbies and Husbands
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is concerned about his sick cat and Niamh is concerned about Gearoid. In the mailbag we have...
172: Draining Cats and Dogs
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is dog sitting and Gearóid is be indeed by the white house. In the mailbag we have a problem ...
171: Messy and Chaotic
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Niamh and Gearóid are celebrating Gearóid's least favourite holiday - St. Patrick's Day....
170: Last dance with Stephen Vincent
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has been ejected from dancing with the stars and is waiting patiently for the violent protes...
169: Absolutely Allergic
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is living in a bubble and not watching the news and is descending into chaos and Niamh is f...
168: To Dye Or Not To Dye
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh has a bone to pick with Gearoid about his "Dancing With The Stars" performance. In the mailbag...
167: Karma and Clamping
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearóid has been clamped it’s Niamh’s birthday. In the mailbag we have a problem from someone w...
166: It Must Be That Time Of The Year
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is dancing to "In Your Eyes" and Niamh is rehearsing with some other Eurovision winners for ...
165: Deep Likes and Questionable Catfishing
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid and Niamh vent about slow cookers. Perhaps neither of them know how to use them but that's n...
164: Mammy Issues
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh catches up on Gearoid's progress in Dancing With The Stars. In the mailbag we have someone who...
163: 75 Soft
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is on a VERY loose health kick and Gearoid is trying to cha cha cha. In the mailbag we have...
162: Work Wife
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh Went to Dancing With The Stars and was recognised as Gearoid's friend rather than Eurovision g...
161: New Boy with Stephen Vincent
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh was singing with the orchestra this week and Gearoid got a shock in a bag of mini-eggs. In t...
Best of HeadStuff 2024
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year HeadStuff Listeners! As a special New Year’s treat, we’ve compiled the very best...
161: Point Your Toe
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is getting ready for the first live show for Dancing With The Stars and Niamh is getting som...
160: Christmas Hasn’t Arrived Yet
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is waiting on Christmas to arrive and Niamh is still reeling from discovering the price of b...
159: Surprise!
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearóid and Niamh come clean about "Dancing with the Stars". In the mailbag we have someone who has...
158: Find The Frizzle
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearóid was cheeky at an airport and Niamh needs to find a Christmas song to sing. In the mailbag w...
157: Nobody Is Safe
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearóid is concerned about a burning plane and Niamh has run out of HRT patches. Nobody is safe. In...
156: Swedish Death Cleaning And The Missing Deodorant
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid wants to get organised and Niamh is learning about Swedish death cleaning while on Eurovisio...
155: You've Done Everything Wrong
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has been to the dentist and Niamh is far too hot but it's nothing to do with her age. In the...
154: Tr*mp and Toll Tags
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is consumed by Trump rage and Niamh has made a discovery on her toll tag. In the mailbag we ...
153: Everyone Went Away With A Story
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid had a nightmare flight and Niamh has extreme plans for a late gig and an early flight. In th...
152: Party On The Bottom
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh has brought questions she was supposed to bring to our Ask Me Anything episode a couple of wee...
151: Bang On The Money
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh was on the telly and Gearoid is going to London. In the mailbag we have a question about Gearo...
150: Ask Us Anything
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is our 150th episode so we asked listeners to submit questions for an "Ask Us Anything" episode. ...
149: Three Lovelies And A Lunatic
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid was in London and met some lovely people for a change and Niamh is concerned her husband is ...
148: Get Real
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has had some hard truths about his fashion choices and Niamh has been gigging to tough crowd...
147: Father and Baby Doing Well
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has had a fall and Niamh's husband has started working out. In the mailbag some new parents ...
146: Cat Custody
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is going on holidays and yet another hen has been called after Niamh. We have advise for an ...
145: Hacked And Burned
08 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has been hacked and Niamh is thrilled about a new local crematorium. We have advise for some...
144: Who Killed Niamh Kavanagh?
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back from our break for a new season. We have advise for someone with a mother in law from hel...
Vintage Rants "She's Stole My Underwhelming Man"
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Agony Rants is on hiatus so we are giving you this bonus episode of Vintage Rants. If you like Vinta...
Vintage Rants "One For The Goose Another For The Gander"
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Agony Rants is on hiatus so we are giving you this bonus episode of Vintage Rants. If you like Vinta...
Vintage Rants "If It's Wrong Stop It"
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Agony Rants is on hiatus so we are giving you this bonus episode of Vintage Rants. If you like Vinta...
Vintage Rants "Dirty Telephone Calls"
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Agony Rants is on hiatus so we are giving you this bonus episode of Vintage Rants. If you like Vinta...
143: Summer Holidays.. NOT!
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is the last episode of this season we will be back on 2nd September! We have advise for someone...
142: F.U. and F.U.R.B.
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is very grumpy because he had a terrible day and Niamh is rubbing her other friends in his f...
141: I'm A Monster
14 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is very grumpy because he had a terrible day and Niamh has had a fall! In the mailbag we hav...
140: U-Turns and Mommy Bear
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has started exercising and Niamh is curious about how to have delicate conversations with fr...
139: Did We Help?
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh was in Birmingham and Gearoid was in Paris. In the mailbag we have a problem from someone whos...
138: Think Of The Upside
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is is curious about compatibility and Gearoid has very clear red lines. Very clear. In the mai...
137: An Upsetting View Of Your Life.
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid was sick and instagram is suggesting Niamh become a foster parent. In the mailbag we have a ...
136: Honesty Is The Best Policy, Until It's Not!
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid was in a gay bar and Niamh was in her attic. In the mailbag we have a problem from someone w...
135: What Are Your Red Lines?
02 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid ran away on a solo holiday and Niamh is now a bodybuilding icon. In the mailbag we have a fo...
134: Wills and Wakes
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid and Niamh are talking wills. Niamh wants everything in order and once his cat is provided fo...
133: He's Not Someone Who Wasn't In Jail
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh is home alone and Gearoid has just been to an awards ceremony and children's play centre. They...
131: Makeups and Breakups
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid are furious about younger people being high achievers. In the mailbag we have a follow up fr...
130: Sense of Direction
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has been on the road and is regretting not paying attention in Geography. In the mailbag we ...
129: Every Step Is A Choice
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has been in Iceland and Niamh is still supermen from walking 700 miles over four years. In t...
128: A Confident Man With A Tape Measure
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There is a guest in the studio. Gearoid's cat Boots is paying a visit to see if she wants to be invo...
127: Gooey Centres and Guantanamo Bay
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh has brough brownies but Gearoid is off chocolate for Lent, thankfully there are loopholes. In ...
126: Nobody Is Stroking A Hammer
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is navigating domestic upheaval by not answering the phone and Niamh is supporting him in th...
125: Gay Brunches are for Gays and Eurovision Winners
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has had a solo week and is rattling through his to do list and even went on a quest for ging...
124: Are We Loaded Or Poor?
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh's car saga continues and Gearóid is selling everything he owns. In the mailbag we have a an ...
123: What A Shambles!
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearóid is thinking about his career and Niamh is quite frankly enduring it. In the mailbag we have...
122: Car, Smash, Horror, Drama
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After talking about car crashes last week Niamh has had another one. Gearóid is hoping for a massiv...
121: Why Can't I Quit You?
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid has decided to do Edinburgh and is the throws of a nervous breakdown. Niamh is doing her bes...
120: Traumas In Pyjamas
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid and Niamh recount there respective traumas that they have had in their pyjamas. In the mailb...
119: Daffodils and Pigeons
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh gives Gearoid some gardening advise after his issue with his daffodils. In the mailbag we have...
118: BETRAYAL!
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid met Sonia and Niamh is taking the betrayal very well. In the mailbag we have a follow up fro...
117: Doctors and Dentists
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Niamh has been to the dentist and Gearoid has a fear of needles but he is planning on them being a b...
116: No More Oats!
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is eating healthy and Niamh is on strike. In the mailbag we have a letter from a budding Eur...
115: Don't Namaste On Your Own Doorstep
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gearoid is considering going back to yoga and Niamh . In the mailbag we have a follow up from the ma...