Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
Episodes
Murder Shack 3/3 - Splintered
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The situation is dire inside the cabin as our surviving investigators try to find a way out. (Part 3 of 3)If you'd like to get a copy of the Murder Sh...
Murder Shack 2/3 - What a Shack Wants
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our trio of investigators plus Annie arrive at the shack. Is this the same cabin where their relatives were found dead? Unravel the mysteries of this ...
Murder Shack 1/3 - Survivors
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this riveting new Call of Cthulhu podcast, our investigators encounter a new member during a group therapy session. Is this young woman the key to ...
Ministry of Fear 3/3 - Speed Kills
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In our climactic ending, the film crew grapples with their final assignment involving a double-decker bus in the heart of a bustling public square. Co...
Ministry of Fear 2/3 - Cinema Verite
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The investigators at Fathom Films carry on with their mandate from the Minister to revolutionize British Public Information Films. Will they be able t...
Ministry of Fear 1/3 - You Never Know
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Immerse yourself in another improvised Call of Cthulhu podcast, where our investigators play the creative minds behind Fathom Films, a powerhouse in 1...
Death Cave 3/3 - The Way Out
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the gripping finale of our three-part series, our investigators reach their destination - the ominous Death Cave. As they delve into the labyrinthi...
Death Cave 2/3 - La Purge
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our investigators dive deeper into the heart of the Arizona desert, seeking a profound connection with its ethereal energy through the ancient ritual ...
Death Cave 1/3 - Seekers
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us in the van for a "seeker trip" through the Southwest in 1972, as we venture into the depths of a mysterious Arizona ghost town. In this episod...
Factory Records 2/2 - Welcome to the Machine
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join our investigators who learn more about the strange machinery in the factory and its purpose. (Part 2 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast ...
Factory Records 1/2 - Metal Machine Music
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join our investigators who are scouting an abandoned factory as a new rehearsal space for their experimental band. (Part 1 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed...
A Dance With Darkness 3/3 - Annunciation
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us in this spine-chilling episode as we journey through a dark manor filled with hidden secrets. Our characters, Captain Stone, Miss Radcliffe, J...
A Dance With Darkness 2/3 - Ascension
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we unravel a mysterious encounter with a distraught woman in the forest. Our protagonists find themselves in the midst of a lively ballroom...
A Dance With Darkness 1/3 - Debut
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on a journey through the Napoleonic Wars, Regency fashion, and the intricate dance of high society as we meet our characters, from war-weary C...
Lamp Posts in Bloom 2/2 - Homecoming
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The couples and Lenny struggle to reconcile their past misdeeds. (Part 2 of 2)This is a scenario written for Unknown Armies, but we do not heavily eng...
Lamp Posts in Bloom 1/2 - Lost Flowers
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Something strange is happening in a Toronto suburb at this Sunday afternoon cookout. (Part 1 of 2)This is a scenario written for Unknown Armies, but w...
Blade Runner RPG 6/6 - Electric Dreams
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A visit to the memory lab proves to be illuminating for our detectives. This is Blade Runner The Roleplaying Game from Free League Publishing. We are ...
Blade Runner RPG 5/6 - Eye Of The Storm
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The PD detectives start putting the pieces of the puzzle together. This is Blade Runner The Roleplaying Game from Free League Publishing. We are playi...
Blade Runner RPG 4/6 - Killing Floor
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The situation escalates as our detectives retrace Leah's steps. This is Blade Runner The Roleplaying Game from Free League Publishing. We are playing ...
Blade Runner RPG 3/6 - In Shadows
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have a seat for your Voight-Kampff test as our detectives uncover more clues about what transpired at The Snake Pit. This is Blade Runner The Rol...
Blade Runner RPG 2/6 - Skin Game
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hit the streets as Detectives Novak and Fenna interview witnesses at the Snake Pit. This is Blade Runner The Roleplaying Game from Free League Publish...
Blade Runner RPG 1/6 - From On High
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Walk the mean streets of Los Angeles 2037 with Willem Novak, Fenna, and Percival of the LAPD. This is Blade Runner The Roleplaying Game from Free Leag...
Lost Art 2/2 - The Way of Water
03 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our investigators grow wary of the strange rain and decide to seek medical attention for a member of the crew. (Part 2 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to ...
Lost Art 1/2 - A Farewell to Arms
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join our investigators as the inspect their new art installment dedicated to the lost colony of Roanoke. (Part 1 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your P...
Diary of a Stranger - Xmas Improv
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Four Christmas carolers shop for last-minute gifts in Badger, Minnesota on Christmas Eve. A "Push the Roll" improvised game incorporating suggestions ...
Safe Space 2/2 - Reckoning
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the conclusion of this modern day scenario by Rina Haenze, our participants will discover that this program offers more than they bargained for. Wi...
Safe Space 1/2 - Time Bomb
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this modern day Call of Cthulhu scenario by Rina Haenze, a doctor, a lieutenant, a pastor, and a professor attend a group therapy session to addres...
The Witch Is Dead
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The witch is dead and her familiars seek revenge in distant lands. Join Rev from the CritShow as he runs the game for Bridgett Jeffries, Rina Haenze, ...
Dead Man's Tooth 2/2 - Shareholder Delight
29 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Will one of our hopeful investigators join the executive board at Graves Corporation? (Part 2 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https:/...
Dead Man's Tooth 1/2 - Fast Track
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join our investigators on a corporate retreat as they prepare to impress the mysterious Mister Ruiz. (Part 1 of 2)**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podca...
The Dare 3/3 - The Spider And The Flies
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Will the Trouble Trio make their last stand inside the Barnaker House, or will they find their secrets and escape to the safe grounds of rural Delawar...
The Dare 2/3 - Skin Deep
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Trouble Trio continues to search the Barnaker House for their stolen secrets. What happened to Roger and what secrets lie behind the doors of the ...
The Dare 1/3 - Trouble Trio
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this 1980s Halloween scenario, three middle school friends accept a spooky dare to stay overnight in the Old Barnaker Place. Will they be able to t...
Bleeker Trails E9 - Jump The Shark
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chester attempts to find out just what happened to the rest of his posse while also fending off the feuding professors and Jimmy. Moni and Patience fi...
Bleeker Trails E8 - Bone Wars
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As Moni, Chester, and Patience set off towards El Capitan on their mission from Professor Bleeker, they discover an unlikely stowaway who might prove ...
Bleeker Trails E7 - Ambrosia
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Eli arrives in College Station to carry out his mission for Professor Bleeker, while Julius and Silas attempt to break out of the jail after their hor...
Bleeker Trails E6 - Block Party
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Back in Junction, Moni, Patience, Chester, and Eli receive assignments from Professor Bleeker, while in College Station, Julius and his new friend Sil...
Bleeker Trails E5 - Pipe Dream
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
While Moni and Patience deal with the literal fallout from Junction's water stop crisis, Julius arrives in College Station on his mission for Professo...
Bleeker Trails E4 - Tight Spot
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Moni and Patience visit Lady Liggett the mystic to have their fortunes read before they officially join the Medicine Show. Meanwhile, Julius tries to ...
Bleeker Trails E3 - Purple Velvet
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our posse becomes more involved in the medicine show as they try to figure out their places in Junction. Chester and Julius make their debut performan...
Bleeker Trails E2 - Mortal Coil
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As Eli decides what to do in the aftermath of his serpentine encounter, Patience and Moni deal with something going "bang" in the night before giving ...
Bleeker Trails E1 - First Act
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's trouble afoot in Junction, Texas, as the first half of our new posse arrives to join Dr. Bleeker's traveling medicine show. Eli the magician, ...
Night Bus 3/3 - Form Factors
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After encountering the strange life forms that…live?...in this other world, the survivors now have more questions than they have answers, and at lea...
Night Bus 2/3 - Towering
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The surviving passengers on the night bus attempt to flee the burning vehicle as something inexplicably horrible pursues them. But the landscape aroun...
Night Bus 1/3 - Stone Penge
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
While on the late night bus home in London’s east end, Freddy, Gracie, and Jake find themselves and their fellow passengers drawn into a mysterious ...
Of Sorrow and Clay 2/2 - Family Reunion
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Taft siblings strike deeper into the dark woods of the holler in search of their missing Pa. Dark truths are unearthed and the family roots are un...
Of Sorrow and Clay 1/2 - Take Me Home
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Deep in the Appalachian mountains, the adult Taft children Lorelei, Pistol, Blair, and Faith reunite at the old homestead to search for their missing ...
Totally-Not-A-Cult Gathering 2/2 - Gone Fishing
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The conclusion of our two-part Halloween Special for 2021. Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game ...
Totally-Not-A-Cult Gathering 1/2 - Family Meeting
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Scott Dorward is our Keeper of Arcane Lore for this special two-part Halloween Improv game of Call of Cthulhu. Join Scott along with Rina Haenze, Wes ...
UNLAND 3/3 - Last Admission
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily...
UNLAND 2/3 - Emergency Exit
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly le...
UNLAND 1/3 - Theme Parkour
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour en...
Fairyland 3/3 - Into the Madness
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The t...
Fairyland 2/3 - Into the Town
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk bui...
Fairyland 1/3 - Into the Woods
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. ...
The Meat Trade (Patreon Preview) - Gimme Shelter
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Scott Dorward, cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick for this World War Cthulhu: London series. In this debut episode, our investigators from...
Y'all of Cthulhu 21/21 - My Beloved Monster
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At last, the stars are right! But for whom remains to be seen. The full scope of Brock's plans for Ellie, and for the world, are revealed in blood and...
Y'all of Cthulhu 20/21 - Well Actually
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Events in Olvido race towards their inevitable conclusion in part 1 of the season finale. As Ellie emerges from stasis to seek her revenge and Johnny ...
Y'all of Cthulhu 19/21 - Hushabye
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Wo...
Y'all of Cthulhu 18/21 - Gross Anatomy
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying ...
Y'all of Cthulhu 17/21 - Out of Time
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and...
Y'all of Cthulhu 16/21 - Separation Anxiety
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they strug...
Y'all of Cthulhu 15/21 - The Weight
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dark secrets and hidden truths come to light as our posse continues to delve into the mysteries of Olvido. Lance and Ellie have a heart-to-heart with ...
Y'all of Cthulhu 14/21 - Key Issues
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The posse discovers the joys of a split party as Lance and Ellie ride off in search of Colin Brock, Father Flint and Jeremiah investigate a mysterious...
Y'all of Cthulhu 13/21 - Dust Devils
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The posse chats with the townsfolk in Olvido, and begins to learn how things might work in this mysterious New Mexico town. Will they track down Colin...
Y'all of Cthulhu 12/21 - Weekend at Bertie's
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for some family matters as the posse explore an abandoned farmstead on the outskirts of Olvido. Tensions run high as our party's sense of un...
Y'all of Cthulhu 11/21 - Dying Light
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our posse gets back on the road to Olvido after their harrowing experiences in Las Cruces, but more obstacles stand between them and their rocky journ...
Y'all of Cthulhu 10/21 - Down Darker Trials
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at...
Y'all of Cthulhu 9/21 - House Call
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick...
Y'all of Cthulhu 8/21 - Bed, Bath, and Beyond
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces...
Y'all of Cthulhu 7/21 - Mountain Lion
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in...
Y'all of Cthulhu 6/21 - Run of Luck
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoul...
Y'all of Cthulhu 5/21 - Six Underground
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter...
Y'all of Cthulhu 4/21 - Rolling in the Deep
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encounte...
Y'all of Cthulhu 3/21 - What Dreams May Call
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real wo...
Y'all of Cthulhu 2/21 - Burning Man (Reloaded)
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towa...
Y'all of Cthulhu 1/21 - Hang 'em Low (Reloaded)
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave...
Trailer for Y'all of Cthulhu
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Tra...