AIN'T THAT SWELL
Episodes
The Annual Hawaiian Festival of the Cone Commences, the Adult Learner Conundrum, and is Harry Bryant the BoGOATan?
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Sensory Cornhole Blowout Deluxe! Smiv and Deadly ring in the festive season with a visual, aural, corneal schvitzing of hmaaaaad proportions! F...
The Greatest Stories Never Told: Who Is The Real JOB? (Hawaiian Winter Special)
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Abandoned by his mother at six, beaten and bloodied in brawls for respect at the beach and in the streets, an adolescence surrounded by drugs and viol...
Blitzed: Pure Tour Surf Nerdism! Challenger Series Hawaiian Climax Edition
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All the stats and facts that matter as the Challenger Series climaxes at Haleiwa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystu...
The Greatest Stories Never Told: On The Campaign Trail with Dustin Barca
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a checkered run that’s delivered former World Tour surfer Dustin Barca from Kauaiian street fighter to politics. More checkered ...
A Lotus In The Redfern Sludge: Core Lords ft. Albe Falzon, MOTE GOAT, Tracks Magazine Founder, Film Maker, Wise Man, and Morning of the Earth Director
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They don’t come any more iconic than Albe Falzon. Born and raised in a tenement in Redfern, deep in the industrial heart of Southside Sydney, he...
Come Mr Occy Man Tally Big Banana!
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Smiv, Deadly and Mark "The Raging Bull" Occhilupo for the very last show of the ATS Up in Smoke Tour live from the home of the Big Banana, Coffs ...
Mini-Episode! Relive Pete Mel's Award-Winning Mavericks Mondo-Cone
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Red Bull x WSL Big Wave Award winners are in and our man, Pete 'Condor' Mel, has taken out the Ride of the Year gong for his Mavericks Mondo Cone ...
The Grit Between the Cheeks of Australian Surfing! Koby Swindles SAS, TVC on Grumpy Old Wankers, and another Mad Albanian Sticks It To The Man
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
More grit than you could fill a Gina Rinehart neck-flap with in this Ain’t That Swell celebration of Australian surfing character. ‘Whacko...
The Scum Valley Schimozzle ft. '93 World Champ Pauline Menczer, Style Master, Brad Gerlach, and OG-ITN Party Boy, Rod Kerr
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us live at the Bondi Bowling Club for an old fashioned schimozzle featuring a paralytic (and heavily redacted) Rod 'Kerrbox' Kerr, the charismati...
The Greatest Stories Never Told: J Bay on ACID!
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What not to do the night before one of the most historic days in professional surfing: take four times the recommended dosage of hardcore trance grade...
Raw Core Division LIVE from Cream Surf Shop ft. Pipe Master Robbie Page and The Greatest Indigenous Surfer You’ve Never Heard of Eddie Moran (In Loving Memory of John Shimooka)
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re going off the deep end Swellians and who better to take us into the underworld of demons, drug addiction, jail cells, and redemption stori...
Apocalypse Then, “Surfy Fags”, & The Untold Story Behind "FUCK THE WOZ!” Pack Your Nose Bag, It's ATS Live on the Cenny Coast!
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It was a stacked house back in April for a wild old night of ATS Live in the Cenny Coast Ice Rink. With a panel featuring all-star freesurfing icons D...
Aussie World Champ Heroes, Fanning, Menczer, Lynch , Break Down What Went Wrong for the Boxing Kangaroos at Trestles
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Five world titles worth of knowledge break down the WSL grand final fantazmo fandango at Trestles, in the form of three time world champ, Michael 'Mic...
THE KING'S SPEECH: South Sydney Demolition Man Turned Medina Mastermind, Andy King, on the World Title Showdown, Toledo Goes MIA, and Mondo Cones Galore!
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We get the scoop from Gabe Medina's coach and Swellian iconoclast, Andy King, on his way back up the Trestles track, following a week of high fidelity...
RIPPY/WOZ FINALS DAY MONDO EXTREME PREVIEW: CARN MORGS, CARN OUR SAL, CARN FEMME GOAT!
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The most unbiased analysis in surfing history is about to be schvitttttssst straight into your third eye via the pineal gland, as ya boys Smivvy and D...
CONAN the CONESPIRACIST from KONE ISLAND, #CarnMorgz LIVE from a Mysto Mountain top, and the Age of the Goatbird Fishman Apocalypse is Upon Us!
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The world's gone hmmmmmmmad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Strayan World Tour Blood Bath Breakdown, #CarnMorgz, Chopes Mortal Conebat plus Bonus Swellian Talkback Ep!
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We mighta taken out the womens and mens divisions in Mexico but did you see the core lord blood bath at the other end of the Tour rankings? The Big O,...
The Greatest Stories Never Told: Calling The Bluff
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In 1974, three men set out on an epic journey in search of a perfect left in the West Australian desert. Their map was a beer coaster with a set of cr...
SSSST! SSSST! Australian Olympic Hero, Da Big O, Owen Wright Live From Tokyo
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Australian surfing's first ever Olympic Medallist Owen Wright joins the Swellians live from the Tokyo Games, fresh of winning the bronze.Da Big O take...
A Very Swellian Olympic Special! Farewell Our Mighty Irukandji! May You Bring Us Gold, Gold, and More Reptilian Gold!
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Tokyo’s five ring circus kicks into gear ya boys Smivvy and Deadly break down the chances of our much loved Aussie Olympic surfing hopefuls the I...
A MENAGERIE of CORE ft. MOTE GOAT, Chris Brock, BY-GOAT, Danny Wills, Tom Carroll, Cone-Freak ex-WSL Commish, Kieren Perrow, and Jimmy ‘Taipan’ Wood
17 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A MENAGERIE of CORE Live from Bourgeoise (Byron) Bay ft. MOTE GOAT, Chris Brock, BY-GOAT, Danny Wills, Swellian Spirit Animal, Tom Carroll, Slab-Nerd-...
THE CHAMP IS HERE! Italo “The Fly Guy” Ferreira joins Jaddy “The Giant Killer” Andre LIVE from Narra De Janeiro!
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Battler from Baia Formosa and reigning Brazilian world champ, Italo Ferreira, joins the beating heart of the Brazilian Storm, Jadson Andre, LIVE f...
The Greatest Stories Never Told, Vol I: The House of Foo
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Smivvy on a warts and all journey through the House of Foo. In a moment of altruism that far outlasted his short but exceptional life, it was ope...
Chris Davidson LIVES! Davo joins Darren O’Rafferty, Occy and Matty Banting for a Port Mac POP OFF!
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The catacomb of core has been prized open revealing the walking hellman himself, Chris Davidson. The North Narrabeen hmmmmmaniac joins fellow Rip Curl...
Coolie Kids Reunion! Mick Fanning, Joel Parkinson, and Dean Morrison LIVE from the Cooly Hotel
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hold onto your corn holes Swellians! Smivvy and Deadly have outdone themselves yet again, bringing together a panel of Australian surfing legends more...
A Crontastic Crontacular! Super-elite megalomaestro, Dog Marsh joins Occy and eternal cone fiend, Dylan Longbottom for an endless tubular talkfest!
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two of Cronulla's favourite sons, Occy and Dog Marsh, join Cronulla's prodigal son, Dylan Longbottom for a hall-of-fame chron'd out froth-off of cront...
In Loving Memory of Jack Macaulay: Mental Health Special ft. Wet Lettuce
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s with heavy hearts the Swellians take to the air this week. The program lost one of its own in the late great, Jack Macaulay, Gracetown’s fine...
TRUTH IS KING! Andy ‘Da Cron-Goat’ King joins the Turtle Gang, Nikki ‘The Rainbow Serpent’ Van Dijk + Shimmy Disco Stoyle for a No-Holes-Barred, Nug-Dropping Extravaganza!
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Picture Albert Einstein, if Einey was the son of a hash-importing gangtser, who could also pack a ten foot nugs at Vooey and Pipeline. Now you’re be...
All Hail Da Euro Goat! Jeremy Flores' Fantastic Adventure Comes To Newcastle ft. Joel 'Snorkella' Parkinson and The Pride of Steel City, Matthew Hoy
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From impoverished Madagascar to a pair of Pipe Masters titles, the greatest Tahiti Pro victory in history, a Quiksilver Pro France baguette, and an al...
Core Lords, Volume I: Seth Moniz
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s Core Lord is a Hawaiian heavy hitter with the purest of surfing pedigree, Seth Moniz.The son of Hawaiian surfing superhero, golden glove...
F*ck La Nina Hope Ya Get The Lot Ya Mutt Special! ft. World Tour Core Lord, Connor O'Leary
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Righto La Nina. Think you can buddy up to us with a couple of measly cyclone swells then drop ya load all over the joint! YOU'RE A DISGRAAAACE! Hope y...
In Conversation with Pauline Menczer: Swellian Queen, Scum Valley's Finest, '93 World Champ, and Girls Can't Surf Star.
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
She beat crippling arthritis, the murder of her father, the world's best female surfers, and a surf industry stacked with corporate reptiles to win a ...
West Is Best! Paying Respect to the West Oz Underground ft. Speed Mcdraggart, Shaun ‘Chunny’ Manners, and Box Pioneer, Andrew Sheridan
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s about time the Swellians give the lunatics in the west their due respect. From Matt Manners to Camel, Chris Ross to Ry Craike, and many more, w...
1800 Swellian! Core Lords, Cone Fiends. Nord Lords and a Rugby League Immortal Tap The Swellian Hotline
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Phone a friend, phone a Swellian! From Nord Lords to Core Lords and the greatest rugby league player to ever out winkle-spit the Merewether hmmmmmmmad...
Mortal Cone Off! ft. Pete Mel, Morgz, Griff Colapinto plus Lennox locals tell Wozzle To Shuvit
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a gold cone piece winning spectacular coming to you live from inside the belly of Mavericks as Pete Mel recalls the most monstro cone ever ridd...
Drunk, Stoned, and Brilliant at the Burleigh Single Fin Festival ft. Hoy and Crewsy
15 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A long day of waffling, drinking and choofing gives way to a celebration of single fin surfing and assorted skullduggery. From the original Stubbies ...
North Shore Folk Lore Edition feat. WSL Commentator, Ronnie Blakey
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The lads get deeper than Griffin in all things North Shore related. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Keeeeding Me Christmas Special! TC On Da Goat, Gerr Alert, Plus Every Stinkin Detail About The Pipe Masters
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Smivvy and Vaughan break down every stinking detail about the incredible Pipe Masters. Two Time World Champ and all time great, Tom Carroll, gives us ...
Talkback Swellian Special: All Your Questions Answered
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ain't That Swell's annual listener special, 2020See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
OATH! ATS X WOZZLE 2021 KICK OFF, BEST BURNS OF ALL-TIME & A NEW COMMENTARY BENCHMARK
05 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Smiv and Deadly are back with an early Christmas blinder including all the big hits to look forward to when the 2021 Wozzle season kicks off in Maui a...
ATS LIVE FROM THE CENNY COAST: PORN BRICKS, CORN ROLLS & THE GOSFORD HANDSHAKE
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the eve of the COVID Lockdown Smivvy and Deadly ventured into the blue collar working class heartland of the NSW Central Coast for the last Live Sw...
A Hog's Life: Nathan Hedge on Searching with Tom Curren, Tour Shenanigans and Surviving Rehab
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A Hog's Life: Nathan Hedge on Searching with Tom Curren, Tour Shenanigans and Surviving Rehab by Aintthatswell surf radioSee omnystudio.com/listener f...
Hasta La Nina Baby! Wilko vs Shark, Turtle on Occy's Acting & Ace on Pep11
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bust out the eggnog and Laird Super Food mushy shakes! Smiv and Deadly have put together an absolute HHHHHMMMONSTER of an ep to ring in the fetivas of...
HOLLYWOOD, PIPE, PRISON & TWO TABS OF LSD! ATS LIVE IN COFFS WITH OAT, PAGEY, KNACKERS, WINK & CANS
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bust out the mull soaked Big Banana Bread for a couple of hours of absolutely hmaaaaaaaaaaad yarns with a core lord panel of NSW Mid-North Coast royal...
A Rona To Remember, Shark-A-Palooza 2020, TC On D. Ho, and Tyler Takes A Knee
30 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A Rona To Remember, Shark-A-Palooza 2020, TC On D. Ho, and Tyler Takes A Knee by Aintthatswell surf radioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
Back By Popular Demand: The Beginning of ATS Live at Newcastle ft. HOY, Creedo and Jughead!
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
***WARNING: This episode contains drug references, coarse language, adult themes, and the airing of several core lord beefs. Listener discretion is ad...
FROM THE VAULT! COOLANGATTA CORE LORD EDITION! Parko, Surfcore2001 and Whacko Jacko Freestone!
09 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
******LIVE SHOW FROM THE VAULT! ****** COOLANGATTA CORE LORD EDITION! Featuring Joel 'Snorkoss' Leslie Parkinson, Surfcore2001 and Whacko Jacko Freest...
"I'm From Fu**king Frankston!" Former ASP Head Judge, Richie Porta, Unloads LIVE at San Remo
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
SMIVVY & DEADLY chock a handful of goldies and welcome former ASP Lord Magistrate Richie Porta as well as a couple of Philip Island’s Greatest t...
MONSTRO CONES, Judo Chops, and Noggin Floggins with THE BIG O, Owen Wright and Connor O’Leary
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
WATCH THE INTERVIEW ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgHJxU-NYGM&t=418s One of Australian sport's absolute greats, The...
FROM THE VAULT! Da Goat & Raging Bull Spectacular in Torquay! Kelly and Occy Join The Swellians
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
THE GOAT & THE RAGING BULL SPECTACULAR IN TORQUAY! Featuring Kelly Slater, Mark Occhilupo and an actual re-enactment of that time Harry Styles and...
STRAP YA SELVES IN FOR ATS LIVE IN TORQUAY WITH TAJ BURROW, TOM CARROLL & MAURICE COLE
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hold fast Swellians 'cause this ep is completely and utterly OFF. THE. HOOK. Our all-star panel of absolute hmaaaaaadmen will take you under Waimea fo...
Wade Goodall on Pentacoastal, P-Pass, Burning Man and breaking three legs (feat. Surfcore2001)
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
WATCH SWELLIAN TV HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arRCxMmoCj0&fbclid=IwAR2tzSltculpJyhhIanWhY7eOQ7gKry5nHcrolTtqXOoRbaVLbX8ueGCTRA SOAK YOUR...
ATS LIVE AT ULLADULLA! FEATURING THE ALL-STAR SOUTH COAST CORN OFF – OCCY, BIERKE AND PAM BURRIDGE!
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Wind the clock back to November last year, before the summer from hell, before the pandemic, before 2020 turned into the giant steaming pile of excrem...
EAST COAST SWELL BOMB EXPLODES, #BLM WITH O'LEARY, CAREY & CARROLL PLUS SMIVVY TEES OFF BIG TIME!
10 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Smivvy and Deadly are back with a marathon #BLM special edition guest starring surfers of colour, Connor O'Leary, Otis Carey, and Ryan Harris, and ant...
LATE NEWS IS GREAT NEWS! Parko on Billie's New Trilogy, TC's Meditation Masterclass + Surfcore2001
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
An episode recorded three weeks ago that delivers MR’s scathing critique of the Woozles new direction, JJF’s flawless choice of wedding reception ...
The Lennox Head Lechery LIVE feat. Bede Durbidge, MARGO, Matt Wilkinson and Surfcore2001
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Are You Keeeeeeeeeeding Me? Tour continues... https://www.paypal.com/mep/dashboardSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystud...
~ UP LATE ~ STATE OF THE CULTURE SUMMIT ~ with Baywash Editor and Reptilian Theorist, Raf Browne
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Stick this in your pipe and smoke it, Swellians. Up Late with the Editor in Chief of Byron Bay's Worst Magazine, Baywash.See omnystudio.com/listener f...
LIVE from Manly featuring the Vortex Shaman JACK ROBBO, Laura Enever, and Damien 'Ice Man' Hardman
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Up In Smoke Tour LIVE from the Steyne Hotel in Manly (“Come one, come all, come Steyne!”), featuring the Great West Australian Tube Pig Prodig...
CORONA-FREE-ZONE: Pure Surf Escapism feat. The Wet Lettuce, Laird Alert, Psyclone Politics!
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing but surf. Dip into this Pre Corona Virus Outbreak Edition for a bit of frivolous escapism...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
Special Corona-CORE Edition feat. Fanning, Parko, Ozzie, Buddha, Burch, Wim and RUTGER
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
WIM HOFF'S CORONAVIRUS SURVIAL GUIDE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfAgSusi6t0 WIM HOFF BREATHING TECHNIQUE (CORONVIRUS CURE*): https://www.youtube...
The Are You Keeeeeeeding Me?! Tour LIVE from Wollongong feat. Occy, Mick Lowe and Terry Richardson
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
BANG A GONG SWELLIANS! This one's not to be missed. Occy, Mick Lowe, and the Original CORE LORD, Terry Richardson. Are. You. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
The Steel City Mardis Gras Edition: Join Ryan Callinan, Luke Egan, Matt Hoy and Morgan Cibilic
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Steel City Mardis Gras Edition: Join Ryan Callinan! Luke Egan, Matt Hoy and Morgan Cibilic for the most erotically charged Boardriders battle week...
A Southside Folklore Fandango feat. Bra Boy Richie Vass, Bondi Boy Richard Cram, and Creeeeeedo!
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ain't That Swell LIVE from the Bondi Bowling Club... We take a trip down memory lane. First through the mean streets of South Sydney circa early 2000s...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run! It's KONG (and Parko) LIVE from Caloundra Rissole
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Special thanks to Billabong for making this LIVE TOUR possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Pipe Masters MADNESS! Ferreira Wins Fitting Finale, Moore, Moore, Moore, and Jaws Chaos
26 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Former World Number one, the GMOAT, Rob Bain, joins Smivvy and Deadly for the most comprehensive break down of one of the greatest Hawaiian competitiv...
Swellian Queens Unite: US Presidential Candidate, Tulsi Gabbard x Jodie Cooper x Tahlija Redgard
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
**Whoops** Smivvy kooked it. Episode is live again. No changes were made to the Tulsi or Jodie Cooper interviews. SWELLIAN QUEENS UNITE! – Ain’t T...