ALAB Series
Episodes
Episode 32: Free Speech But It'll Cost Ya
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Charles and Tim discuss the sanctioning of UN Special Rapporteur on Palestine Francesca Albanese after her report on corporate complicity in Isr...
Episode 31: DOJ and DOGE
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Charles talk about the litigation over the blanket USAID contractual "pause" through the lens of Andy's former job as a federal civil trial a...
Episode 30: Do Not Sue Us
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Tim and Charles take a look at the Jane Doe lawsuit for sexual assault against Diddy, and more importantly for this episode, Jay-Z. The litigati...
The Alex Jones Miniseries 4: Because They Are True
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the fourth installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Tim, Charles, and Tarik finish swimming in the muck and dry off in their mind palaces wh...
The Alex Jones Miniseries 3: They're Not Just Curious
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the third installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Tim, Charles, and Tarik take their first dive into the muck being raked by, and in turn r...
The Alex Jones Miniseries 2: Some Kind of Art Project
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the second installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Tim, Charles, and Tarik discuss the horrific December 14, 2012 shooting at the Sandy Hoo...
Episode 29: Mic ... Dicta?
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Charles, Tim and Tarik kick off a spate of piping hot new ALAB Series episodes with a zesty discussion about frosty iced creams and the frozen l...
The Alex Jones Miniseries 1: A Great, Dark Wickedness
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the first installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Charles, and Tarik explore how Alex became Alex, and how the nation became a little Alex ...
Episode 28: Something Given Has No Value
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In perhaps the cruelest of his many attention-seeking stunts, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis defies the will of Florida's citizens, who voted overwhelm...
Episode 27: COACH!
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Finally released from their months-long imprisonment for contempt of court, Andy and Tarik face down their most dangerous foe yet: Edward "Coach" Wein...
Episode 26: That Colossal Wreck
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Charles, Tarik, and Tim explore the hilarious meltdown of the Ozy Media empire, and discover a cautionary tale about corporate governance.
Episode 25: Release the Crackpots
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Michael, Tim, Tarik, and newest ALAB-er Charles discuss the expansive sanctions order issued by a Michigan court against the intellectual architects o...
Episode 24: The Scapegoat (Part Two)
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the second and final part of their review of the U.S. government's unprecedented persecution of the Holy Land Foundation, Andy, Tarik and Tim -- ag...
Episode 23: The Scapegoat (Part One)
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just days after the 9/11 attacks, a scrambling Bush administration -- using tools gifted it by the Clinton administration's triangulated response to t...
Episode 22: ALAB at the Movies - Michael Clayton
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, Tarik, and Tim reflect on the 2007 Oscar-nominated film Michael Clayton. While the movie has been hailed as a masterwork of the legal ...
Episode 21: The Racism's Baked Right In
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, Tim, and Tarik discuss "race norming" and related statistical shenanigans being used in courts today -- most famously in the NFL's conc...
Episode 20: Let's Lawyer Our Way Out
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In a companion piece to their episode on the plot to assassinate the governor of Michigan, Andy, Tarik, and Tim arrive three weeks late with their ill...
Episode 19: Gerontocracy
28 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Tarik, and Tim are joined by guest Leo to discuss the crisis of aging, Alzheimer's, and dementia on the state and federal bench, an issue loomin...
Episode 18: These Things I See and More
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
With the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the ascension of Amy Coney Barrett, a 6-3 right-wing majority appears locked in at the Supreme Court potenti...
Episode 17: Liberate Michigan!
17 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In their jumbo 17th episode, Andy, Tarik, and Tim review the disturbing case of the Wolverine Watchmen and their arrest for the planned kidnapping and...
Episode 16: The Bully (Part Two)
28 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In the second part of their study of the greatest lawyer to ever live, Alan Dershowitz, Andy, Tarik, and Tim delve deeper into the master's central ar...
Episode 15: The Bully (Part One)
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In what is worst in the human soul can be found the most powerful tools of a lawyer's toolkit. Thus do Andy, Tarik, and Tim begin their studies at the...
Episode 14: Epstein's Bank
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, Tarik, and Tim teach you how to run an effective Anti-Money Laundering operation, by exploring all the myriad ways that Deutsche Bank f...
Episode 13: There Will Be Knots
03 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Michael, Tarik, and Tim explore the "Omegaverse" and find, among its other natural treasures, a nefarious tale of a plundering capitalist hell-bent on...
Episode 12: Lawyer Brain, Pt. 4 - A Different Kind of Epstein Brain
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Tarik, and Tim discuss NYU law professor Richard Epstein's one-man crusade to defeat COVID-19 using the powers of logic and debate, and the frig...
Episode 11: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
11 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back in the innocent days of Episode 7, Andy, Michael, and Tarik thought that US economic sanctions policy had reached its apex of stupidity. But COVI...
Episode 10: Hard R
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The struggling BDS movement under legislative assault. The First Amendment increasingly used as a cynical deregulatory tool for big business. What's a...
Episode 9: Mike's Charnel-House for Children
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg's apologies for his "stop and frisk" policies ring hollow on their face. But they're even worse when place...
Episode 8: Lawyer Brain, Pt. 3 - The Counterclerk
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, and Tarik marvel at the spectacular rise, dizzying fall, and curious redemption of Ian Samuel, a legal yarn humming with powerful energ...
Episode 7: The Modern-Day Siege
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, and Tarik look at United States economic sanctions laws, and in particular the decades-long embargoes imposed on Cuba and Iran.
Episode 6: Lawyer Brain, Pt. 2 - The Sandpit of the Soul
23 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, and Tarik look at the Office of Legal Counsel, the elite unit within the US Department of Justice where the most elite legal minds in t...
Episode 5: Weeb Wars, Pt. 2
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Weeb Wars concludes with a massive double episode - Tarik, forced to flee his home after being doxed by Law Twitter, joins Andy and Michael remote fro...
Episode 4: Weeb Wars, Pt. 1
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Andy, Michael, and Tarik play on the astroturf that is one of the more ill-considered lawsuits any ostensible lawyer has ever pushed a "client" to fil...
Episode 3: Faketoshi - The Perfect Client
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The perfect crime. The perfect criminal. The Perfect Client. Join us as Dr. Craig "Faketoshi" Wright's overweening self regard and cavalier disregar...
Episode 2: Lawyer Brain, Pt. 1 - Be Like Brett
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Do you want to go to law school? Do you have a terminal case of Lawyer Brain? Andy, Michael, and Tarik describe the most optimal route to catching thi...
Episode 1: Old Dirty Bastards
16 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tarik, Andy and Michael discuss Giuffre vs. Maxwell, the defamation case at the eye of the Jeffrey Epstein media storm.