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Chapter 1: What holiday horror stories does Alan Davies share?
I was doing adverts for money, obviously, and they round up... I'm seeing a side to you, Alan.
How much?
Chapter 2: What does Alan think about the decline of the name Alan?
I'll do it.
No, that's not the order.
Look who we've got on board.
Chapter 3: What are Alan's favorite holiday destinations?
Alan Davis. How you doing, Alan? I'm very well, thank you, Alan.
Chapter 4: What happened during Alan's disastrous trip to the Canary Islands?
Do you remember the first time we met?
Was it on a... I bet you can't.
Chapter 5: What chaotic experiences did Alan have at the Costa Rica airport?
Was it on a... No, I think it was a film quiz or something. No. No? Jules Holland.
Oh, really? The Hootenanny?
Chapter 6: What celebrity encounters did Alan have during his travels?
Yeah. Really? We were on, and Vic Reeves was on, and he was pissed. And every time Jules was going, Happy New Year, when it's not New Year, it's October. Do you remember that? I do know you mentioned it, yeah. Every time, and then Jules had to say, shut up to Vic, because he was going, it's not even New Year's Eve.
Chapter 7: How does Alan reflect on grief in his memoirs?
And that was a great line-up.
Chapter 8: What insights does Alan share about returning to stand-up comedy?
Paul Weller, Amy Winehouse, Ray LaMontagne and the Zootons. And they sang Valerie. And I wonder whether that's when Amy Winehouse went, I'm going to sing Valerie.
Yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I do remember that. That was good fun. But was it in Maidstone?
It was in Maidstone. Yeah. Yeah. There's always a catch, isn't there, really? Now, listen, is that dog getting on your tits? Can you hear it? It's putting me off. Go and get her. Sorry.
No, it's all right.
But I don't know what she's barking at. I'll go and have a look. Sorry, Alan. This is too much. Come on up here. Oh, for God's sake. Well, that's fuck the continuity, isn't it? Are we going to get through this? People go, there was a dog there. Now there's not. Oh, he's gone. The dog's gone. That dog is the bane of my life. Where did you get them from? Oh, All Dogs Matter.
I'm patron of this dog charity and I rehomed them. And she's deaf as a post. And then I've got George. And it's the sweetest thing ever. When I come in, Rita can't hear me. So she runs up and taps her. And then they both come because she's deaf as a post. Oh, she loves fireworks night, though, Rita. She's the only dog. It's at the window. Yeah, it looks at us. It's amazing. Turn it up a bit.
Turn it up. Can't hear it.
So get ear defenders for it.
Can you get them for dogs?
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