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Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

S10 EP22: Sam Campbell

22 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of this travel podcast episode?

3.389 - 34.664 Alan Carr

Welcome to my travel podcast, Life's a Beach. Every week I invite a special guest to take us on a journey together to their favourite holiday destinations and to reveal their top travel tips and tales. My passenger this week is hysterically funny. How do I know? Well, I spent the whole of Last One Laughing UK trying to keep it together.

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35.145 - 63.74 Alan Carr

His brand new comedy mockumentary has been critically acclaimed. The Guardian even gave it five stars. But why not check it out for yourself? All six episodes of Make That Movie are ready to be streamed now on Channel 4. Chicken or beef? It's Pam Campbell! This is the final boarded call for Sam Campbell. This is the final boarded call for Sam Campbell.

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64.16 - 69.351 Alan Carr

Can Sam Campbell please make his way to the gate? This is the final boarded call for Sam Campbell.

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Chapter 2: What hilarious travel stories does Alan Davies share?

69.671 - 79.597 Alan Carr

Sam Campbell, thank you. Please make your way to the gate. Thank you. Look who we've got on board. Hello. Let me finish.

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80.74 - 83.445 Sam Campbell

Sam Gamble. I'm sorry. Apologies for being excited.

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83.566 - 94.77 Alan Carr

Yes, he is excited. Apologies for being thrilled. That's the second time he's interrupted me. Don't vex me today because it's hot. It's too hot. These things come in threes.

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Chapter 3: How did Alan Davies feel about his experience in Last One Laughing?

97.754 - 120.055 Alan Carr

Don't. It's too hot for fucking about. It's so warm, huh? I shouldn't even be doing a podcast. Surely we've got rights. Yeah. 35 degrees and we're doing a podcast. I am so sweaty. Look at my massive glasses. I don't know why. Look, they're steamed up. Are they steamed up? What? Look at your glasses. What do you think about these? They look like... Yeah. I found them on the road. No shit.

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123.134 - 128.342 Alan Carr

You look like John Lennon. Do you see that as a compliment? Oh, absolutely, yes.

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128.462 - 129.304 Sam Campbell

Yeah, yeah.

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129.424 - 130.165 Alan Carr

John Lennon.

130.546 - 141.763 Sam Campbell

He was a very fascinating person. Yes, he was. Yes. He liked to do flips, didn't he? He'd be like, I loved you, Mother, but, Mother, you didn't love me. Do you know what I mean?

Chapter 4: What are some memorable moments from Sam Campbell's travels?

141.803 - 143.446 Sam Campbell

He did a lot of flips and things.

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143.466 - 144.167 Alan Carr

Yeah.

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144.768 - 145.91 Sam Campbell

Yeah.

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145.93 - 146.891 Alan Carr

What are you on about?

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147.692 - 156.675 Sam Campbell

He had... Do you know... He... He would do a lot of like... Do you know what I'm talking about here? He has a song... Lyrically.

156.935 - 162.225 Alan Carr

Lyrical flips. And he's got that amazing lyric as well. Life happens when you're doing other things.

162.786 - 175.703 Sam Campbell

Oh, pretty much everything that the guy said could be used as a quote on a... A card. Or a tea towel. Or a tea towel. Yeah. I think Yoko had a few good ones as well. I think she said something about digging a hole in the ocean.

176.184 - 176.624 Alan Carr

Oh, that's deep.

176.644 - 180.529 Sam Campbell

Which, if you think about it, you're like, impossible. So, yeah, she had a few good ones as well.

Chapter 5: What unique travel tips does Alan Davies provide?

221.33 - 242.68 Alan Carr

So I'm sitting there going, key to an unfaded memory. It's a glass box, isn't it, with a key in it. So I went, yeah, do I have £5,000? Yeah, so I went up, £5,000. Do I have six? Six? Five? £5,000 to me. Oh, you sold it to yourself? No, that was the auctioneer. Oh, God.

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243.048 - 249.815 Sam Campbell

I didn't explain that very well. No, you did. I'm slow. I'm, like, demented. I'm not. Oh, my goodness.

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249.915 - 252.277 Alan Carr

That's a dog, by the way, for you listening.

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252.297 - 255.1 Sam Campbell

There's a dog sneezing here. Yeah, yeah. Which we didn't know the dogs could even do.

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255.12 - 257.062 Alan Carr

You thought I was in a bidding war with myself.

257.843 - 267.933 Sam Campbell

I didn't understand what was going on. So I got £5,000 for that, and I sat next to her. You need to slow down. So the Royal Academy of Art invited you to host us.

267.953 - 271.316 Alan Carr

Yeah, it was for a charity thing. Blah, blah, blah.

271.336 - 271.836 Sam Campbell

Oh, OK.

271.856 - 272.397 Alan Carr

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chapter 6: How does Alan Davies describe his experience in Napoli?

272.377 - 278.927 Alan Carr

And then I did it. Charity starts at home. I know. £5,000. And then I sat next to it.

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279.027 - 288.341 Sam Campbell

But that is nothing to you. You'd blow your nose with £5,000. You've just purchased a castle with a moat made of Lambrini. You liar.

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288.601 - 290.444 Alan Carr

It's not got a moat.

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290.464 - 291.385 Sam Campbell

Has it got the trebuchet?

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292.086 - 292.727 Alan Carr

Trebuchet?

292.747 - 297.594 Sam Campbell

Can I please visit your castle and go up on the turrets? You can come up my turret.

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LAUGHTER

302.954 - 308.904 Alan Carr

I love that bawdy. Oh, sorry. No, but let me finish my anecdote.

308.924 - 310.066 Sam Campbell

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Chapter 7: What unexpected events happened during Alan's trip to Pompeii?

333.175 - 339.863 Sam Campbell

Well, I Googled it. You've got a team. I've met... Alan's Angels, he calls them. There's about 40 women here. Yeah.

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339.883 - 341.265 Alan Carr

This is like a well-oiled machine.

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341.305 - 343.868 Sam Campbell

Or wearing gloves. They sort of go, over here, please.

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343.888 - 347.412 Alan Carr

Alan doesn't like it if you... Yeah, yeah, that's right, isn't it?

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347.432 - 350.716 Sam Campbell

There's like a long list of things not to mention. Alan does not like, do not mention.

350.736 - 361.131 Alan Carr

Yeah, don't mention his appearance or massive glasses or sweatiness. LAUGHTER I know, it's so hot. Listen, we're providing entertainment for people even though we're sweating.

361.472 - 370.575 Sam Campbell

Yeah, it's kind of like doing our Bikram yoga. I feel good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I might do some revelations. Revelations. Revelations.

370.555 - 385.394 Alan Carr

Yeah, do some revelation. Go on, tell us something. Reveal something. The word at the end is no. So do you need those glasses just for you to look cool or do they have... Well, you're like a pretty... I mean, this is a big show.

385.434 - 389.82 Sam Campbell

You're one of the big top guys. I know. I cannot turn on the box without seeing you.

Chapter 8: What insights does Alan Davies share about his new show, Make That Movie?

391.782 - 392.804 Sam Campbell

No, it's exciting.

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393.084 - 397.79 Alan Carr

I get angry if I see... Do you want to come to my castle or not? If I see... Do you want to swim across the Lambrini?

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400.171 - 405.299 Sam Campbell

If I turn on the TV and I see another presenter, I spit. I would get really upset. I ring up my agent.

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405.379 - 418.319 Alan Carr

Why has Alison Hammond got that job when I won 27 programs? I bet she interviewed you and laughed when you did that. No, no, I didn't.

418.359 - 427.073 Sam Campbell

She did. She interviewed all of us. See, you have a charmed life. There's people that get interviewed by her and I was not allowed to.

427.306 - 429.37 Alan Carr

You were not allowed to meet Alison Hammond.

429.39 - 435.16 Sam Campbell

I did an interview with the Metro magazine or something and they were like, other press stuff, they said, we're saving that for our big stars.

435.32 - 436.362 Alan Carr

No way.

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