All the Fucks
Episodes
80 - All the Happy Tears
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a new dawn, fuckbuddies--and today, Jen + Lillian enjoy a cloud of gratitude and relief as we reflect on some of our sweetest wins. From claw mac...
79 - All the Mystery Meat
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What horrors await you in the squishy, slimy, ooey gooey things that go bump in your locker... that forgotten purse... the produce drawer? Today, Jen ...
78 - All the Ouija Boards
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's our final *spOoOoky Halloween* episode! In addition to endless horror movie recommendations, Jen + Lillian share some final stories of parking lo...
77 - All the Bad Omens
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lock the doors and leave on a nightlight, because today, Jen + Lillian bring you more *spOoOoOoky Halloween* stories! This episode has everything: mys...
76 - All the Ghosts and Ghouls
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here at All the Fucks, we're celebrating spoOoOoOoky Halloween all through October! Today, Jen + Lillian regale you with tales of fiendish fiddlers, s...
75 - All the Circus Freaks
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen + Lillian take you to Coney Island! Home of mermaids, corndogs, and the freakiest sideshows the world has to offer. Join us and Coney Islan...
74 - All the Candy Vans
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're screaming into October with stories of ghosts, goblins, and things that go bump in the night! Today, Jen + Lillian share hair-raising tales that...
73 - All the Locked Diaries
25 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You know the book. It's hidden under your mattress and inscribed with the names of doomed lovers and bitchy BFFs (Best Frenemies Forevs). That's right...
72 - All the TGIF Moments
18 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a rare condition, in this day and age--but in a sea of family batshittery, sometimes, ol' mom and pop had a win. Enjoy some warm fuzzies with Jen...
71 - All the Adulting Disasters
11 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's okay, fuckbuddies, we won't rat on you--we know that simply existing in 2020 (let alone paying bills, writing passive aggressive emails, and figu...
70 - All the Football Notes
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pack a too-soft PB+J and run out the door 10 minutes late, because today Jen + Lillian continue missing the bus for their back to school retrospective...
69 - All the Pep Talks
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen + Lillian welcome friend and guest Marie Denee--fatshion fairy godmother and longtime brilliance behind The Curvy Fashionista! Marie brings...
68 - All the Stranger Danger
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Stop, drop, and roll! Yell NO and trust no bitch, because today Jen + Lillian share their most unnerving--and sometimes delightfully surprising--stori...
67 - All the Bad School Pictures
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If this were any other year, we'd be about to turn a new page--it's back-to-school time! And with it comes all the promise of a new start: new clothes...
66 - All the Teen Witches
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Double, double, toil + trouble, cauldron full of Mr. Bubble... this week, Jen + Lillian take you beyond the veil! We discuss nerddoms of magic, astrol...
65 - All the Disabled Hotties
31 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jen + Lillian chat with special guest Keah Brown--author, screenwriter, and fairy godmother of hashtag #disabledandcute. Keah's not here fo...
64 - All the Slutty Pumpkins
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In the middle of a heatwave, what feels better than a steamy Pumpkin Spice Latte and carving up a Jack-o-Lantern? Today, Jen + Lillian remember some w...
63 - All the Romys + Micheles
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, Thanksgiving weekend! Family... the comforts of home... the ice-cold nausea of your high school reunion. Jen + Lillian take you back to the wild, ...
62 - All the Sassy Fat Girls
10 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When you read books, watched movies, or fell into fierce fandoms with TV shows--did you see yourself reflected? Today, Jen + Lillian go down the probl...
Teaser: Fuckin' Jersey
03 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy Fuckbuddies, are we ever excited for this one--next week, we're launching a sister podcast called FUCKIN' JERSEY: A wet and wild romp through N...
61 - All the Trucker Pills
02 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode, Jen + Lillian are joined by special guest, Renee Cafaro: plus-size fashion expert, philanthropist, ex-politician and... metal-head...
60 - All that Glitters
25 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of Pride month, and some much needed beauty and joy--today, Lillian dollops Jen on the history of a Pride tentpole industry: Glitter! Learn a...
59 - All the Action!!!
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pick up a Taylor Ham egg and cheese, hit the Dunkin' and never EVER pump your own gas--today, we're talking Weird New Jersey! Jen kicks off a series o...
58 - All the Saving Grace
11 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A note to our listeners: This episode was recorded before the murder of George Floyd. Today, Jen + Lillian explore what it is to be full of gra...
A Note from Jen + Lillian
02 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dear friends: In the work to amplify more Black voices, we're sitting this week out. To explore more Black leadership and stories, please check out th...
57 - All the Frenemies
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get out your Burn Books, fuckbuddies--today, Jen + Lillian go into the difficult, awkward, heartwrenching lessons of some of their worst frenemies. Fr...
56 - All the Sliding Doors
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wonder how the heck you ended up here? Today, Jen + Lillian as they revisit their most prophetic forks in the road--those choices (for better or ...
55 - All the Tangy Zip
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pull out Mom's old recipe cards, because today, Jen + Lillian traipse through the weird family food that peppered their lives. From secret back-alley ...
54 - All the Birthday Cake
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Turn off the lights and sing out of key with everyone, because today Jen + Lillian take you through some memorable birthday parties! From a brand new ...
53 - All the Fetish Clubs
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lillian gives Jen a long-awaited Dollop--a retrospective of her days as a group auditor on Meetup, where she came across Bronies, sex cults, and self-...
52 - All the Haunted Elevators
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we freak out your ears with more scary stories from Jezebel. Join Jen + Lillian for hair-raising tales about possessed mothers, haunted p...
51 - All the Pastrami on Rye
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
An intended traipse through the recipe cards of our past takes a detour, as Jen + Lillian remember all the wonderful noshes that encapsulate a lifetim...
50 - All the Feral Raccoons
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's twists and turns this week! Jen + Lillian sat down to have a jaunty chat about summers, but they end up making a sharp left into being mostly una...
49 - All the Sunken Cruise Ships
13 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Missing going places? Well today, Jen + Lillian aim to make you rethink that--after these stories, you'll be relieved to be housebound. From cruis...
48 - All the Frozen Ghosts
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we dig through some more scaaaaary stories... as well as the very real horrors of 2020!
47 - All the Angsty Crushes
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen + Lillian bring you back to the early aughts in their diaries--a time of obsessive lurkers, Dashboard Confessional, and Florida townies.
46 - All the Ones That Got Away
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. Today,...
45 - All the Grumpy Fucks
06 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen + Lillian share some of their favorite recommendations, stories of improv gone wrong, and the fallacy of nothing good happening after 1am. ...
44 - All the Murder Hornets
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we dive back into the scary stories of Jezebel, sharing hauntings and stalkings and... oh... so many bees.
Teaser: They All Banged
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. This w...
43 - All the Regrettable Disney Specials
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen borrows from our friends at The Dollop and tells Lillian all about 1990's cult masterpiece, MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME.
42 - All the Tears of Robert Smith
02 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we discuss the music that changed our lives: the stuff that made us braver, fiercer, and--most of all--weirder.
41 - All the First Kisses
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Has the nervous sweating begun yet? Because spring has sprung, and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees! Jen + Lillian take you on a tour ...
40 - All the Rad Fatshion
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we remember our most pivotal moments in curating a personal style. Spoiler alert: it includes foregoing pants, tin foil clubwear, and endless b...
39 - All the Unicorn Hair
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we let ourselves riff--talking unicorn hair, shady first apartments, and--of course--a resounding return to Spidercast.
38 - All the Creepy Clowns
25 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today we return to the mysterious and ooky stories you love--real stories of nefarious otherworldly presences, unwanted intruders, and possessed dolls...
37 - All the Jesus Freaks
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
And a Blessed Tits to you, friends! On this holiest of Thursdays, come let us regale you with the liturgy of entirely fucked up religious upbringings:...
36 - All the Pink Smog
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're bringing you a special treat today--we take turns reading Francesca Lia Block's beloved WEETZIE BAT, painting the perfect picture of an ...
35 - That's What All the Friends Are For
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we continue our mushy love-fest, talking about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, re...
34 - All the Ride-or-Dies
19 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we get a little mushy and talk about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember fri...
33 - All the Haunted Hotels
18 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today we return to our collective favorite: scary stories. We read a few from the internet, we share a few ourselves, and we make some creepy vacation...
32 - All the Secret Stalkers
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we return to some scary stories--including an in-depth look at New Jersey's super-creepy Westfield Watcher!
31 - All the DysFUNction!
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our ...
30 - All the Sweaty Dancing
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we take you on a rip-roarin' retrospective of one of life's cruelest jokes: middle school dances. From that magic moment of dancing wit...
29 - All the Hand Jobs
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, we know this name is ridiculous, but it's also 100% a term we used at the place where we met--as co-workers at LUSH, or: the Oompa Loompas o...
Teaser: They're Heeeeere...
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our ...
28 - All the Beauty Queens
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jen + Lillian continue their discussion of the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: figuring out your face, c...
27 - All the Funemployment: Part 2
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 2 of their questionable, colorful, uh... e...
26 - All the Lip Smackers
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we discuss the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: unadvised perms, bargain bin makeup, and what even...
25 - All the Popcorn Porn
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen gives Lillian a Dollop and tells her all about the Best Worst Movie of all time: TROLL 2.
Teaser: I Said, Whose House?
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Brush off that resume and update your LinkedIn, because--oh, who are we kidding? This week, we're bringing you part two of the weirdest, shadiest job ...
24 - All the Celebrity Cults
04 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we dive back into some scary stories--but not before reminiscing about creepy mall kiosks, regrettable reality shows, and just exactly what Jar...
23 - All the Funemployment: Part 1
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 1 of their questionable, colorful, uh... e...
22 - All the Bleached Mullets
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Lillian gives Jen a Dollop and tells her all about the most batshit docuseries on earth: TIGER KING.
21 - All the Hidey Holes
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we let you in on some of our most thrilling childhood secrets--from running away, to '70s porn, to wicked oral fixations.
Teaser: Cheese it, it's the Fuzz!
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Brush off that resume and update your LinkedIn, because--oh, who are we kidding? This week, get an earful of the weirdest, shadiest job histories arou...
20 - All the Magic Ladies
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we harken back to what we dreamed of becoming when we grew up: supercool shark scientists, non-pretentious puppeteers, and lady ringmasters.
19 - All the Bumps in the Night
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today we return to scary stories from the internet! From the supernatural to the supremely creepy, you all seem to like these as much as we do. (And i...
18 - All the Band Buses
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Head to the back and forget your seat belt--today, we take you on some of our most memorable mandated trips! From Broadway disasters, to Disney World ...
17 - All the Wild Things
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our pets seem to be making out like gangbusters in this quarantine. So today, we tell you a little about the most memorable 4-legged companions of our...
16 - Our Favorite Murders
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we channel our inner Karen and Georgia and swap hometown murders. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal...
Teaser: Cheer Wine
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Wear your pajama pants and bring your Walkman--this week, Jen + Lillian sit with you at the back of the bus and dish on all their weirdest trips. From...
15 - All the Sketchy Fuckers
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jen + Lillian teach you to say NO to strangers.
14 - All the Erotic Friend Fiction
21 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen + Lillian take you alllll the way back to high school--in the deeply protected pages of their diaries.
13 - All the Polio
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jen + Lillian discuss germophobia (or lack thereof), too much Benadryl, and wax rhapsodic on Munschausen syndrome--followed by an interview with Laure...
12 - All the Teenage Dirtbags: Part 2
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to All the Teenage Dirtbags! Here at All the Fucks, we know--all too well--that everybody fucks up. (Especially us.) In this two-parter, ...
11 - All the Crawlspaces
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jen + Lillian read you some more of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another nor...
10 - All the Creepypasta
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Jen + Lillian read you some of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--normal ep...
Teaser: Flophouse Febreze
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We continue our hearty, damn-the-man rebellion this week with our two-part series of All the Teenage Dirtbags. Rip your jeans and come smoke with us i...
9 - All the Teenage Dirtbags: Part 1
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here at All the Fucks, we know--all too well--that everybody fucks up. (Especially us.) Jen + Lillian explore the pure adrenaline of shoplifting, goss...
Teaser: Giant Toilet
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Rip your jeans and come smoke with us in the gender-neutral bathroom--this week, we'll be showing you our wilder sides! These are the stories our moth...
8 - All the Forensics Freaks: Part 2
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to All the Forensics Freaks! It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most ...
Teaser: Chicken Basement
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Why yes, it DOES continue to get weirder yet this week, as we continue our (first!) two-part series of All the Forensics Freaks. Jen + Lillian take yo...
7 - All the Forensics Freaks: Part 1
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. Over the next 2 weeks, ...
Teaser: I'm Gonna Regret This
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Update your LinkedIn--we're showing you our hobbies! From weird to weirder, Jen + Lillian take you through a treasure trove of acquired skills, includ...
6 - All the Dog-Eared Erotica
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When you're a weird, roly-poly, loner kid, you get creative with entertaining yourself. For Jen + Lillian, that meant tattered paperbacks of WEETZIE B...
Teaser: Florida's Florida-ing
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast has everything: Tim Curry, David Bowie in ruffles and leather, Jabberwockies, and cautionary Florida tales. A lot of weird pop culture we...
5 - All the Tragic Valentines
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What would pie-eyed, saccharine Valentine's Day be without gutwrenching stories of doomed love? Snuggle up with a pint of Ben + Jerry's, because you'r...
Teaser: Everything's Sweaty
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're just littered with Cupid's arrows, over here at All the Fucks! And so many of them have ended in Hindenberg-level catastrophe. This Valentine's ...
4 - All the Indigo Girls
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Spray on that Skin-So-Soft and grab your Super Soaker, because this week, your intrepid hosts are piling in the station wagon and going back to summer...
Teaser: Late Bloomers
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Slather on that SPF and if it's leaves of three, let them be: this week, we take you back to the wilds of a Hot Wet American Summer. Revisit all kinds...
3 - All the Sad Away Messages
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fire up that free AOL CD from 1996 that came in the mail, because it's time for your intrepid hosts to dive into the cringey, facepalmy days of early ...
Teaser: Dial-Up Dating
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Screeeeech!, beep, boop, CHRRRRRR: Ahh, the dulcet tones of dial-up modems. Tie up your landlines folks, because later this week, we get into coming o...
2 - All the Childhood Neuroses
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We hug your ears for a reason, here at All The Fucks: we come from some batshit childhoods. Both outgoing weirdos from the middle of nowhere, Jen + Li...
Teaser: Oh, Robin Williams
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong: later this week, we get into the bizarre, alarming, ridiculous chi...
1 - Every Last Fuck
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey there! Thanks for letting us hug your ears here at All The Fucks. We're a little bit comedy, a little bit storytelling, as we (and sometimes a gue...
Teaser: Poltergeist
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pilot episode premiering tomorrow, January 16th, 2020! Childhood traumas, feeling too much, and '80s movies.
Teaser: Aspic
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coming soon: stories of heartbreak, mortification, and... meat jell-o.
Coming Soon: All the Fucks
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coming soon: mortifying, heartwrenching tales that will have you wondering how on earth we've survived this long. All the Fucks is a celebration of ea...
All the Fucks (Trailer)
12 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas