All the Young Dudes - Audiobook
Episodes
Chapter 45: Third Year: Noble and Most Ancient
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The marauders come up with a plan to get back at the SlytherinsThe song at the beginning is 'Prettiest Star' from David Bowie's 'Aladd...
Chapter 44: Third year: Hogsmeade
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First Hogsmede trip!!
Chapter 43: Third Year: The Hogwarts Black Market
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remus begins his career as a thirteen-year-old cigarette mogul.
Chapter 42: Third Year: Fantastic Beasts
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remus has a new favorite subject
Chapter 41: Third Year: Home Again
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back at Hogwarts for third year! Lyrics at the beginning of the chapter are the opening lines of 'Width of a Circle' from David Bowie's 'Man Who Sold...
Chapter 40: Summer 1973
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thug Life Remus :PPLEASE NOTE: "Fags" is UK slang for cigarettes. In this context, it is not being used as a slur. It is used to refer to ci...
Chapter 39: Second Year: The Long Last Day (Part 2)
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Second year wraps up
Chapter 38: Second Year: The Long Last Day (Part 1)
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The last day of second year!This is soo long, I’m not gonna spend a half hour re-listening to it to make sure there are no mistakes, so if anything’...
Chapter 37: Second Year: Exams
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Second year is beginning to wrap up
Chapter 36: Second Year: Love & Marriage
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Author notes: CW for a homophobic slur/homophobic tone towards the end of the chapter.Song is Changes by David Bowie. Lyrics that play:Still don’t k...
Chapter 35: Second Year: What's in a Name?
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MsKingBean89’s (author) notes: If you fancy reading The Epic of Gilgamesh (AND YOU SHOULD, IT'S AWESOME), you can get an English translation at this...
Chapter 34: Second Year: Thirteen
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remus’ thirteenth birthday!
Chapter 33: Second Year: Discoveries
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Meet the girls! (I love them)
Chapter 32: Second Year: Gryffindor vs. Slytherin
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sirius gets into some mischief
Chapter 31: Second Year: Sirius Returns
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Author notes: This chapter is kind of a downer - don't read it if you're already feeling a bit blue!
Chapter 30: Second Year: Christmas with the Potters
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This one’s got ups and downs fsCW - some unpleasant family stuff in here that could be construed as child abuse (Sirius & Walpurga obvs)
Chapter 29: Second Year: December Moon
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
“Fight! Fight! Fight!”
Chapter 28: Second Year: Assumptions
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lily and Remus being friends :)
Q&A
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I answer your questions! feat. my friend :D
Chapter 27: Second Year: A Birthday Engagement
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ya’ll better buckle up, there’s a twist comin’ Author notes: CW - homophobic language/attitudes Sirius turns 13 :)
Chapter 26: Second Year: Quidditch
02 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grumpy Sirius Author notes: In which Remus has to do a lot of emotional labour.
Chapter 25: Second Year: After Hours
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CW: mention of suicide The boys get curious 👀
Chapter 24: Second Year: Potions, again
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Confrontation… Reminder to follow my instagram (@atyd_audiobook) for updates! If I ever disappear for some time, you’ll know why :)
Chapter 23: Second Year: Brotherhood
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW - Remus has some quite dark, negative thoughts in this chapter that could be triggering. If you’re sensitive to suicidal ideation, I recommend sk...
Chapter 22: Second Year: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This chapter was the beginning of my love for David Bowie Songs and lyrics: Five Years “Pushing through the market square So many mothers sighing N...
Chapter 21: Second Year: Regulus Black
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back to school and brother betrayal 💔😔 Song is Metal Guru by T. Rex (lyrics) “Metal Guru, could it be? You’re gonna bring my baby to me She...
Chapter 20: Summer, 1972
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Letters and an illiterate Remus
Chapter 19: First Year: End of Term
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First year ends with mischief and a bittersweet feeling Author notes: Homophobic slur towards the end of this chapter.
Chapter 18: First Year: Revision
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your honor, in my clients’ defense, they’re Gay Warning: mention of child abuse
Chapter 17: First Year: Twelve
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which I embarrass myself by singing happy birthday The song that plays is Cosmic Dancer by T. Rex! Author notes: Happy birthday, Remus! Cake and ...
Chapter 16: First Year: Astronomy
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The marauders are at it again I will be doing occasional Q&A’s as that’s what the majority voted for, so make sure to leave me some good question...
Chapter 15: First Year: Aftermath
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did you hear me, kids?! I said don’t bully each other. If I sound nasally and gross in this episode that’s cause I was kinda sick lol Edit: My b...
Chapter 14: First Year: The Prank
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t bully each other, kids. Author notes: Snape gets what's coming to him... Edit: Q&A poll is closed :) I won’t do them very frequently and t...
Chapter 13: First Year: Lectiuncula Magna
25 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Prank planning, hehe This chapter was a nightmare to edit Author notes: Sirius gets an idea and Remus gets a gift.
Chapter 12: First Year: Christmas 1971
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas!! My favorite chapter so far :) The song that plays near the end is Mambo Sun by T. Rex
Chapter 11: First Year: Birthdays, books and The Beatles
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sirius’ 12th birthday and various shenanigans
Chapter 10: First Year: History
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sirius helps Remus
Chapter 9: First Year: Scars
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Consisting of flying and trauma Author Notes: Mention of child abuse towards the end of this chapter.
Chapter 8: First Year: Secrets
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another full moon, and a particularly observant Sirius
Chapter 7: First Year: Marauders
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Friendship is forged in itching powder
Chapter 6: First Year: Revenge
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let the pranking commence
Chapter 5: First Year: Potions
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Remus can’t read, oh dear Editing’s a bit weird on this one, apologies for that! Author note: Remus has a run in with Snape
Chapter 4: First Year: Full Moon
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Remus is a werewolf? I had no idea Author note: CW - homophobic slur towards the end of the chapter.
Chapter 3: First Year: The Sorting
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In which Remus thinks he is Not smart and is Not exactly friendly
Chapter 2: First Year: The Hogwarts Express
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Remus already in love with Sirius frfr Author note: Remus meets the Marauders.
Chapter 1: Summer, 1971: St. Edmund’s
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First chapter! I’m excited to share this story with you all!! (rough + tough orphan boy remus grrrrr) Chapter TW: mention of suicide Author notes: ...