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Episode 389: Holiday Shopping Has Lost Its Luster

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss how Christmas shopping has slowly become soulless.

Episode 388: Stop Releasing Entertainment Products & Broadcasting Live Sports On Thanksgiving/Christmas

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac rant about things being released on and around the holidays, and how it inevitably leads to spoilers.

Episode 387: Thanksgiving Table Conversation Starters

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac help you out by providing Thanksgiving talking points for those dreaded Turkey Day lulls in conversation.

Episode 386: Live Action Remakes

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac get collectively upset about the recent trend of Hollywood just remaking cartoons and animated films, sometimes not even 10 years remo...

Episode 385: 50 Year Mortgages, Vince Guaraldi & The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac pack all three of these tantalizing topics, and believe it or not, tie them all together at the end.

Episode 384: Passwords

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss those pesky letter and number combos that you always need, and when the whole two factor authentication thing gets out of hand...

Episode 383: What’s the Difference Between a Sun Roof & a Moon Roof?

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac get to the bottom of this question… are they the same? Different? Does it matter what time of day it is?

Episode 382: Ball Girth

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac… it’s not what you think. Just listen to the episode.

Episode 381: Fake It Till You Make It

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac break down all the times in life where “faking it until you make it” are good and bad, and discuss the 2002 film “Catch Me If Yo...

Episode 380: Is Halloween Overrated Or Underrated?

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac dive into the spooky holiday and give their takes – hot and cold – on Halloween and Halloween-related activities.

Episode 379: Places Where You Spend The Boring Moments Of Your Life

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac FINALLY discuss the places where you are most likely to spend the most boring of your living moments… and trash talk James Cameron.

Episode 378: White Noise

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the comforting noise that some people need and some people don’t, the other types of noises associated with colors, and ask ...

Episode 377: Mailbox #9

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac open up the mailbox and answer viewer questions that pertain to football, same-side-sitting, oatmeal, MJ runs, and mechanics.

Episode 376: AYN2K’s Ultimate 2025-26 NFL Season Preview

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn Eaton and Matt Fitzgerald once again break down and make predictions for the upcoming NFL season.

Episode 375: Modern Day Seinfeld Episode Ideas

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac share a beautiful collection of home-cooked plot lines for episodes of Seinfeld if they took place in 2025.

Episode 374: War Of The Worlds, Radioactive Walmart Shrimp & Is QB Matthew Stafford Dead?

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the disastrous Ice Cube movie, the FDA warning people not to eat Walmart Shrimp, and the conspiracy theory that the Rams QB is...

Episode 373: Is Quinn’s Life Actually Just One Big Episode of Larry David’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm?"

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does there really need to be a description here? The title of the episode kind of explains all you need to know.

Episode 372: Mission Impossible, F1, Jurassic World, Superman, Fantastic Four, Happy Gilmore 2, & The Naked Gun

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Matt discuss the busy summer of blockbuster movies, give their personal reviews, and talk about future films on their radar.

Episode 371: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (30 through 1)

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn Eaton and John Buchanan FINALLY get to the Top 30 golf courses in the Bluegrass State. Interesting tips, discussions about second and third cuts...

Episode 370: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (69 through 31)

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn Eaton and John Buchanan continue ranking the “middle of the pack” courses in Kentucky and talk Kenny Perry conspiracy theories and postal co...

Episode 369: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (70 through 100)

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

| Episode 369: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (100 through 70) | Two-time BGA Champion John Buchanan made a list of the Top 100 courses in KY, and h...

Episode 368: Three Day Weekends Aren't Too Bad, Huh?

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the beauty of a three day weekend, and question why there aren’t more of them… or even why it’s not the standard.

Episode 367: Artists That Deserve More Recognition

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac both craft their own list of artists that can only be described as underrated.

Episode 366: Artificial Intelligence

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss AI slop, how artificial intelligence is currently being used, and long for the times when AI meant Allen Iverson.

Episode 365: An Interview With The BGA Commissioner Ahead Of The 2025 Disasters

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

AYN2K was able to secure an EXCLUSIVE interview with the man and mind behind the Backyard Golf Association.

Episode 364: Questionable Things People Take To The Beach

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac call out specific items that people take to beach… that don’t make a lot of sense.

Episode 363: Top 10 Pauls Of All Time

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac FINALLY talk about every famous Paul that has ever existed and… you guessed it, power rank them.

Episode 362: The Boss Is Out & We Go Off The Rails

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Thad and Isaac capitalize on Quinn being out this week, discussing everything from Subway being a “lazy restaurant” to cologne scents they wish ex...

Episode 361: Power Ranking Household Chores

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac talk about the tedious necessity of always having chores to do, and power rank some household chores from least enjoyable to most enjo...

Episode 360: When Things Come Full Circle

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 360: When Things Come Full Circle by AYN2K

Episode 359: The 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla Debate

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn, Isaac and Thad get in on the conversation that has tightly grasped the attention of the internet… who wins in a fight between 100 men and 1 g...

Episode 358: Is Marvel Back? & Treadmills

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac talk about Red 40, upcoming Marvel movies, Pedro Pascal, Cracker Barrel, and Treadmills… buckle up. It’s a wild ride.

Episode 357: Top 10 Places To Drink A Beer

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac can’t believe it took AYN2K this long to do a power ranking of the best places to crack open a BREWSKI.

Episode 356: Customer Service

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After briefly discussing the beauty of Masters week, Quinn and Isaac talk customer service and give their own horror stories on the matter.

Episode 355: Food & Drink Innovations That Have Pushed The World Closer To Peace

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac power through a list of food and drink related things that have undoubtedly made the world a better place.

Episode 354: The $20 Dilemma

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac talk through a very specific and somewhat complicated situation where Quinn found a $20 bill on the ground in a public setting.

Episode 353: Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket Based On How Much The City/State The Team Represents Does/Doesn’t Suck

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac… well the title of the episode kind of explains what we are doing, does it not?

Episode 352: We’re Tired Of The Nickel & Diming

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac stand up (and sit down) against the companies that continue to pass the buck on to consumers and nickel and dime them into whatever th...

Episode 351: The Wheel Of Topics Vol. 2

01 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac are at the mercy of the magical “Wheel of Topics” as it decides what topics the show hosts discuss. Culver’s? War? Stone Cold St...

Episode 350: The 350th Episode Spectacular

22 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn, Isaac and DJ celebrate AYN2K reaching the 350th episode with celebration, reflection, bad parody ideas, an All You Need To Know gameshow, and a...

Episode 349: Looking Back (And Ahead) At The NFL Season

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Matt recap their NFL predictions from last year, ask the question “What Now?” for certain NFL teams, and look ahead/make bold prediction...

Episode 348: What Smart Home Devices Should Actually Be Smart?

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac cover the touchy subject of devices that should and shouldn’t have smart capabilities.

Episode 347: Super Bowl Commercials

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ahead of the big game, Quinn and Isaac talk about what’s arguably the best part of the Super Bowl… the advertising.

Episode 346: Kansas City Chiefs Fatigue

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the overwhelming feeling of dread that the dominance of Patrick Mahomes has caused NFL fans.

Episode 345: Places Where You HAVE To Act Like A Normal Human Being

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss a variety of places where people should ABSOLUTELY act like they are productive citizens… though they usually don’t.

Episode 344: Being A Sports Fan

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After both Quinn and Isaac’s favorite teams lost in embarrassing fashion, they discuss the highs and lows of pledging your allegiance to sports team...

Episode 343: Chain Restaurants

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac break down the beauty of casual dining and power rank the Top 10 Chain restaurants.

Episode 342: The Art Of The Meme Exchange

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the science behind sending memes to others, and talk about how to tell if a meme is “ripe” or not.

Episode 341: Breaking Down Santa Claus Financially

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Thad answer all of the hard hitting questions about Santa, and try to describe and defend him from a financial perspective.

Hello Mrs. Claus ("Hello Miss Johnson" Parody)

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's up with all of the songs sexualizing Santa? How about we give Mrs. Claus a shot for once? That's the idea behind this parody of Jack Harlow's "...

Episode 340: How Expensive Of A Bottle Of Wine Should You Get?

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac walk you through different scenarios that call for different prices of win and debut an AYN2K Christmas Parody titled “Hello Mrs. Cl...

Episode 339: Quinn's Recurring Grinch Nightmare

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The AYN2K hosts do a deep dive into the annual Grinch nightmare that Quinn used to have, and what it could have meant.

Episode 338: Top 5 Weirdest Christmas Songs

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac go through a power ranking of the strangest, most provocative Christmas songs that exist.

Episode 337: How Long Can Tom Cruise Do It?

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the new Mission Impossible trailer (the last of the franchise?) and ask just how much longer a 62-year-old Tom Cruise can keep...

Episode 336: Constantly Handing Over $500

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and DJ talk about how getting older and being an adult is really just a never-ending series of forking over hundreds (if not thousands) of dolla...

Episode 335: Why Does Everything Have To Be Something?

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac get philosophical and explore the idea of why some people make everything something, when in reality, everything is sometimes nothing.

Episode 334: Things That Must Have Been Weird Doing For The First Time

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac talk about how weird some things must have been to do for the first time (like eating a lobster).

Episode 333: The Costco Guys

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac FINALLY talk about AJ, Big Justice, The Rizzler, and the glorious club membership store known as Costco

Episode 332: Field Goal Kickers Have Become WAY Too Important

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and DJ talk about how it's kind of stupid that guys that can kick footballs well decide games in the NFL.

Episode 331: Top 10 Songs With A Female Name As The Title

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This AYN2K episode breaks down the best of the best songs that have a female name as their title and puts them into a POWER RANKING.

Episode 330: E.T. versus ALF

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In what could be one of the strangest episodes of AYN2K, Quinn and Isaac pit two beloved alien characters against each other and talk about who would ...

Episode 329: Tea

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac slow things down, sip on some tea, and talk the different kinds (Sweet, Green, E.T.). Ready for all the tea about tea?

Episode 328: AYN2K's Ultimate NFL Season Preview

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Matt present all you need to know about the upcoming NFL season and get you HYPED for the return of football with in-depth predictions and h...

Episode 327: The Cat-Died-Haircut & The Shapeshifter

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The conclusion of the “Summer Stories Series” ends with two doozies (described in the title) and some extra talk about Chappell Roan and Taylor Sw...

Episode 326: The Clog & The Cough

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Issac continue the “Summer Story Series,” providing anecdotes around a colossal, catastrophic toilet clogging disaster and a cough that ...

Episode 325: The Great Steakhouse Tip Debate

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac celebrate AYN2K reaching 100K streams all time, then get into another story about a horrible service experience at a Wyoming steakhous...

Episode 324: Deadpool And Wolverine & The MCU's Next Phase

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and guest co-host Matt Fitzgerald break down the new Deadpool movie, then chat about the next phase of the MCU (Fantastic Four, Avengers: Doomsd...

Episode 323: Quinn's Spiritual Subway Experience

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Isaac and Quinn discuss the out of body experience Quinn once had eating a meatball sub at Subway.

Episode 322: Are Our Devices Listening To Us?

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac ask the question that we’re all thinking, and go through a list of specific devices that may or may not be to blame.

Episode 321: 10 Years Of The BGA

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Isaac speaks to Quinn and Thad about the Backyard Golf Association, and Quinn talks with last year’s Backyard Golf champion and the courses superint...

Episode 320: Scams That We've All Just Accepted

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Issac talk about full-blown scams that we live with now, like paying for parking and going out for brunch.

Episode 319: Air Conditioning

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the beauty of AC, what life must have been like before it, and give a power ranking of the greatest inventions of all time.

Episode 318: Binge-Watching

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DJ IS BACK! He and Quinn discuss the art of binging a show, when the phenomenon started, why it can be shameful, and the best shows to binge.

Episode 317: Foods That Make You Smell

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this strange episode of AYN2K, Quinn and Isaac go through a list of foods that make you stink, yet aren’t necessarily stinky themselves.

Episode 316: Subs

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac walk through a lot of things in life that have to do with subs, like submarines, sub sandwiches and substitute teachers.

Episode 315: Questions We Should Be Asking

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac pull the dusty tarp off of some questions that have just been sitting around waiting to be asked.

Episode 314: Wings

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac dig into the topic of wings, bone-in or boneless, the best place to get them, and ask if boneless wings are just adult chicken nuggets...

Episode 313: An Interview With Nature Man Garth Stevenson

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac sit down with Garth Stevenson, a former CEO who gave up his job and his family to forage for food and live out in the wilderness.

Episode 312: Subtleties Of Life

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac unpack the simple pleasures that life has to offer, like hitting every green light or finding cash in the pocket of an old jacket. Tun...

Episode 311: Road Trips

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss hitting the open road, the rules of the road trip, and how it’s more about the journey than it is the destination.

Episode 310: Hidden Gems & Hole In The Walls

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss businesses and restaurants that fly under the radar and tackle the tricky situation of spreading the word about a hidden gem o...

Episode 309: Power Ranking Kitchen Appliances

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac give their Top 10 kitchen appliances, explain why the countertop mixer is useless, and discuss how the air fryer has changed the “le...

Episode 308: Mailbox #8

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn, Isaac, and DJ answer fan questions and inquiries, like how to navigate theme parks, late concert start times, Godzilla and King Kong, credit ca...

Episode 307: Airport & Airline Travel Etiquette

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac present all you need to know about the proper etiquette at airports and in airplanes.

Episode 306: How To Fill Out Your March Madness Bracket

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, so Isaac and Quinn walk you through some tips on how to fill out your March Madness bracket, and fill out ...

Episode 305: Businesses That HAVE To Be Money Laundering Fronts

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Thad look around and figure out what businesses out in the world have to be money laundering fronts.

Episode 304: Google

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the search engine known as Google, try to figure out if it's evil or not, and conclude that most people only use it to search ...

Episode 303: How To Know When Enough Is Enough

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac explore the limits of certain “enough is enough” scenarios, and present plenty of hypotheticals to help explain.

Episode 302: Current State Of Cinema (w/ Matt Fitzgerald)

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn welcomes in guest co-host (and certified cinema expert) Matt Fitzgerald to help talk about the current state of movies, what can get people to t...

Episode 301: Paying It Forward

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss the practice of paying it forward, whether or not it’s necessary, and if it can actually have negative effects.

Episode 300: The 300th Episode Spectacular

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

300! Quinn and Isaac meet the special moment by debuting a celebratory parody and talking about the best (and worst) episodes of AYN2K.

Episode 299: Going Out To Eat

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac discuss going out to eat, the different types of restaurants to choose from, asking for the bill, and whether eating at restaurants is...

Episode 298: Stanley Cups

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn, Isaac, and DJ discuss the fad of Stanley Cups, why anyone would need a drinking cup that’s so large, and if TikTok consumerism has gone too f...

Episode 297: How The Green Bay Packers Have Cheated The NFL’s QB System

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love…how do they keep getting away with it? Isaac and Quinn try and get to the bottom of the Packers always b...

ROKU SKYLINE (Rhinestone Cowboy Parody)

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Roku Skyline is always there for you, and now you've got it in song (Rhinestone Cowboy Parody)

Episode 296: Cheese

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After debuting AYN2K’s newest parody “Roku Skyline,” Quinn and Isaac dive into the world of cheese, the different types, the divisiveness of blu...

Episode 295: The Wheel Of Topics

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Thad break out a new AYN2K reoccurring episode and SPIN THE WHEEL in order to choose mini topics and talking points. Just a warning, these t...

Episode 294: The Week Between Christmas & New Year’s

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and DJ discuss the weird week that is sandwiched between Christmas and New Year’s, how to traverse it, and the tried-and-true methods for push...

Episode 293: The Grinch

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn and Isaac break down the Grinch as a character, power rank the various movies that have been made about the Grinch, and talk about the song that...

Episode 292: Golf

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Quinn, Isaac, and Thad discuss the frustrating sport of golf, why people play it, Tiger Woods, how it’s so damn expensive, and how stupid it is that...