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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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We are here to give the everyday butler a voice. Delete our noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. I had a fair few. Got a little buzz on. We just finished the pot. Pooh also had a few, if you could tell. And we've got our good mate Brysey here from the Deadass Podcast. Welcome, mate. Thank you very much for having me, gentlemen, once again. No worries, mate.
Thanks for hanging around. No, my pleasure. Jeez Louise, what a way to kick off a Monday. Holy fuck, that was wild. Now, if we have people listening, which I'm sure we do, that aren't UFC fans, you didn't watch the White House card, have a look at the chapter things in the notes.
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Chapter 2: What insights are shared about the UFC card?
To hell. Yeah, that just shocked me.
Who was on Dorcas?
Me. All of us.
All of us. Yeah. I just, I don't know what happened there. I don't know if it was the pressure or what.
He just didn't look like he was, didn't want to be there. Bo Nickel definitely did not get fraud checked. No, definitely not. Nope. Well, he sort of did. He got checked that he's not a fraud. Yeah. Really? They ran the test. Pretty impressive. They stood him up.
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Chapter 3: What hunting experiences are recounted?
He's like, well, I'll just knock him out then. Yeah. So who is he? I'll just do it this way. So, yeah, very impressive there from Bo Nickel. And then, look, I think Rufy did what he was supposed to do, didn't he? Yeah. That spinning kick of his is fucking brutal. He has got such a resemblance to Conor McGregor's style. It's not funny.
How he bounces, eh, in the side and his movement and the way he's so light-footed and likes to throw a kick around.
And then, look, I think we were all hoping for a Derek Lewis knockout, but Hokert was almost playing with his food at the end. He was. He was sort of just, he knew he could take him down, but he was just staying up. Yeah, total strikes, 105 from Hokert. Holy crap. And he almost just talked like himself at the end, which was nice. I did like that. And then said that Michelle Obama is a man.
That was just so random. What was the guy there? They took the microphone off him rather fast. Real quick. That was wild. Yeah, that is just insane, that cunt. Still hate him, but, you know, he'll keep getting fights. And to be honest, we'll talk about Pereira losing, but... That, if he stays at heavyweight, is there a fight that makes more sense?
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be the one he wants.
The Josh Soka versus Pereira?
Yeah, 100%. And I think that's more Pereira's weight range too with, was he 230, 230, something like that? Josh is, yeah. Yeah, Josh is.
Yeah, he seems like a dude who could definitely cut down to light heavyweight, but he's like, nah. He's literally said, it's like the division sucks, so I'm just going to stay like this. Yeah, that makes sense. Just keep winning. Yeah, Sean O'Malley next too. Yeah, Sean O'Malley just in style. You were thinking that's what he had to do and he did what he had to do. Yeah, yeah.
It was a poo that you called round two KO too, didn't it? Yes, he did. Yeah, that was pretty cool. He didn't like he staved in the second time and just saluted before the ā Before he, yeah, old mate wasn't even quite on the ground yet. Yeah. No, it was pretty cool. And then our hearts were torn. Well, mate, we thought we were on right. Yeah. Because we had a multi going in.
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Chapter 4: What upcoming events are mentioned?
This will be sweet for ages. The spare key to override it. The emergency key. Emergency key. Yeah, don't put that in the safe. So I've fucking put the cunt in the safe thinking this is brand new. I'll put it all in there and I'll figure it out later. Didn't figure it out later. Realised that was in there.
So I've had to get the gun, go to a property I've got it fucking, you know, licensed at with them and store it in there while I'm waiting for my new keypad to rock up. So that was gay. Fuck, I was just like, oh, come on. That was one of the all-time greats. But in your defence, my spare key for my car is in the glove box.
But at least there's a trick for young players though, you know, or old players or everyone. Don't do that. That's dumb.
I had a mate get his car stolen at the front of my house years ago and he had two sets of keys but he didn't realise when he bought the car that there was a third sitting in the glove box of the car. So some local deros are coming in, smash the window, go on in to steal shit out of it and then realise that there was a key in the glove box.
Took it for a joyride and we're like, we got back and we're like, where's the car? And we're like, oh, shit. It might have been around the back, hell of a back foot. Maybe one of the boys put it away. Nah, fucking being stolen. And then about five minutes later, we get a phone call. hey, what are you boys doing down at the beach? We're like, we're not down at the beach, bro.
He's like, oh, okay, well, your car's down here. He'd gone over a roundabout, fucking hit a post. He's like, yeah.
Is that a rule? Like if you steal a car, you have to be a fuckhead in it? Is that the, like, you don't just steal it and just go for a drive? You go, like, do your general shopping.
I'm going to drive over this roundabout because I stole the car. Yeah, and then just, like, gracefully put it back somewhere, like, neatly.
That would be the smart thing to do, right? If you're going to steal a car, just drive it, park it up.
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Chapter 5: What did Bryze experience on his recent deer hunting trip?
One of the greats. So chefs go pound six beers in an hour. Very keen. Did you get the menu? Yeah, I got it. I was just amazed by the specials. What about the cocktail menu too? I want to see that. Not straight away, but at some point. Yeah, blue food. Sydney rock oysters. Oh, yeah.
Chapter 6: What hilarious news story is shared about a house squatter?
Natural Kilpatrick. Yep. Warm mixed olives. I do get around to warm mixed olives. I do like them, yeah. Nice. I know it sounds a bit. Buttermilk fried chicken wings. Hot chips. Cobb life. Cobb life. Love that. Yeah, we do love that. Squid, yep. Straight up. Bowls. Bowls. We've just got bowl. We've just got bowl. Thai beef salad bowl. Lamb skewer bowl. Love bowls. Big bowl guy.
Pastas, burgers, classic cheeseburger. The LOB, Angus beef patty, cheese, oak lettuce, tomato, Westmont pickles, burger sauce, crispy fried chicken burger. Steak sandwich, yep. We love that. Good stuff there. Pork cutlet, salmon fillet, lamb short loins, crispy skin barra. Where's the... Where's the steaks, man? Where's the steaks, man? Where's the Joes, Joe? Where's the Stokes, Joe?
Oh, there they are.
Holy, I was going to write. 250-gram rump. It's a fucking outrage. 250-gram sirloin. 300-gram Scotchie. Scotchie. That's a good touch. Yeah. That's prime. We got I don't know, which is chicken nuggets. I don't care, which is battered fish. I'm not hungry, which is your snag. And vanilla ice cream.
Chapter 7: What are the details of Poo's Reviews this week?
Just says what it is.
How good's this?
Snag and chips.
I'm going to send that menu to the missus.
What do you want for dinner? I don't know. Nuggets and chips it is. Yeah. Sure. Nice. Cool. That's a straight up the gutser, isn't it?
Great. One of the greats. Cocktail menu. Yeah, please.
Just want to make sure there's no bussies. Yeah. 12 o'clock somewhere. Sure is. Yeah, the girls. Oh. Italian stallion. Margie party. Honey, I'm home. No bussies, mate.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their podcast journey?
Yeah. Great. One of the great ideas. Who's our daddy? Paloma.
Hey, Charlie.
Tommy. Tommy. I've got my eyes. Tommy's. Nice. That would be all right, I reckon. Yeah. Probably wouldn't be real tasteful to name a cocktail after me. Yeah, they already have. What? The wet pussy. The wet pussy. The wet pussy. $15 happy hour cocktails Friday, Saturday, 5 or 7. That's prime. Yeah, the big turd and squirtly cocktail probably wouldn't entice many, eh? No, mate.
So shout out to the Lakesview Hotel. Bit of cocoa around the rim of the glass. You can stay there. Oh, accommodation. Love staying there. Functions. I do get around a good old pub motel, eh? Fuck yeah, man. Yeah, a little drive-in one. Yeah, we do. Fuck yeah. Now, I've got a bit of pub ammo, so I've got a new stinger for a little segment. We talk about fuck names all the time. Hit it, Quino.
That's a fuck name. Nah, nah. The simpler the thing, the more I'm fucking amused. So speaking of fuck names, the world record for the longest legal name belongs to a bloke named Lawrence Watkins, except that's not really his name anymore. He legally changed it to a name containing 2,253 words. Jeez. Not letters, words. The thing is so long it takes about 20 minutes to read out loud.
Can you read some of it? Nah, well, I'd be here for fucking 20 minutes reading it. We're just like the first. Can you look it up a bit, Quino? Say world longest name because I just got a bit of a blurb on him. I watched like a thing about it and he did it so he broke the world record in the Guinness Book of Records. Wow. So what's it say there, Quino? Shit that he's got in there.
I think he just went random words poop. Like as many words as he could find and just put them in there. Here it is. Yeah, he would have done it just so he could get the record right. Yeah. It makes naming your kid Ryant or Thiebaut Goudgeon seem pretty reasonable. Let's have a riot. Yeah, we had a riot. We had a feedback gouging. He messaged Buster. You need to keep up. Feedback gouging.
I know. I'm sorry. I'm so behind.
Feedback gouging tried to cause controversy between me and Buster and sent him a message and said, hey, mate, I got your information off the poo bandit. Is it true? You said I could stay at your house and plug me van in to work on it. So now we pretty much use like if someone's been a feedback gouging. Yeah. You know what I mean. Yeah, now I know. And it doesn't mean lion tamer. No.
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