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Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers

Two Massive Toddlers

14 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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love this podcast support this show through the supporter feature from Acast it's up to you how much you give and there's no regular commitment just hit the link in the show description to support now Welcome to Ambridge on the Couch, an in-depth look at the archers with me, Geoff Thomas, Lucy Freeman, Harriet Carmichael, James Everett and Matt Rodriguez-Payne.

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Chapter 2: What events unfolded in Ambridge this week?

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Now, before we make a start on your emails, let's have a recap of what happened this week in Ambridge.

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We began the week with Helen cocking up a presentation in the dairy in front of a man seemingly desperate to know more about fermentation times. Tracey said she'd never seen Bridge Farm so busy.

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Chapter 3: How does Helen's presentation mishap impact her week?

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Sadly, though, it was entirely peopled by mute visitors who shuffled about silently in felt slippers. Helen's moved into her new house and roped Tracey into heaving her packing boxes about while Tracey nominated Jazza to go and oil Helen's squeaky gate. That's not the gate that's squeaking annoyingly, Tracey. It is Helen.

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Bad week for Helen all round, really, as she got called into the school to talk about Jack's behaviour. And she inevitably declared that it wasn't Jack, and she was pretty sure he was telling the truth. Mothers like Helen never believe it was their child, even when faced with video evidence. No, that's another small child who was clearly dressed in Jack's clothes and impersonated his voice.

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I know my boy. While she was having that tricky discussion, Uncle Jacob accompanied Krusty to the scan and soothed her worries by telling her to lie back and think about horse equipment.

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Chapter 4: What challenges does Ruth face regarding Pip's decisions?

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which I'd never envisaged as relaxing. Unless you're Catherine the Great. And then they drove home and never mentioned the baby at all. So I presume everything was okay. They just decided to talk about potholes rather than the baby in Krusty's womb. I had forgotten about the stip wedding. There is definitely a style emerging, Stella says. The mind boggles at what that style might be. A hoedown?

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Dungarees and a north face?

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Chapter 5: How do Adam and Brian's conflicts escalate at the farm?

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Bring your own silage clamp. Anyway, it was overshadowed by the arrival of an important envelope. I thought for one blissful moment it was the results, so we could stop listening to the mithering. But no, it was just the little pot that you spit in. How long, oh Lord, how long? However, it did enable a heart-to-heart between Ruth and Pip, which was very interesting.

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Ruth was just winding herself up for a big temper tantrum at Pip having done something she didn't recommend, when Pip sheepishly admitted she hadn't actually done the spitting in the pot yet. Ruth instantly brightened at this and suggested a nice cup of tea, a chat and emotional blackmail to make her do what she wanted.

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Susan felt compelled to tell her sister that she should take the job at the dairy, regardless of her own wishes, based on Neil and Susan having a chat. What the hell does it have to do with Neil and Susan?

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Chapter 6: What is the significance of Jimmus's departure?

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I have never heard anyone less enthusiastic about taking a job than Tracy. Can they not hear that? Butt out. I am very glad, however, that my sister is not listening to this, as she would scoff heartily at my rank hypocrisy. And then the much-fated cricket trip. If I'd come back from a year-long sabbatical, I'd expect something more than a breath mint.

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But Alistair got one anyway, courtesy of Jacob, and a flat tyre, courtesy of the minibus. Alistair appeared to be entirely losing his marbles and was contemplating hiring a private jet to get them all there, and thus treated Jacob's suggestion that he simply ask George and Will to help the driver as if he was Archimedes.

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At the very intense setting of BL, Adam and Ed were bumping into each other, being sent to do duplicate jobs as Adam was working off a spreadsheet and Ed was working off Brian's to-do list, which was headed, things to do better than Adam does them, the wet fart.

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Poor Ed was struggling to communicate, as he always does in moments of crisis, and just stood there mute in his wellies, pointing at the schedule on his phone while Brian frothed at the mouth.

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Chapter 7: How do the characters react to the ongoing genetic testing storyline?

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Adam asked to move the Martin Gibson meeting back a bit as 4pm would get right in the way of Brian's nap time. But eventually they all arrived in the eco office at the same time. Adam wanted to check they were both singing from the same hymn sheet, whereas Brian wanted to shove the hymn sheet right up Adam's pod sticker.

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The Barney continued right into Friday when Brian very nearly had a grabber when he received Adam's solicitor's letter. Happily for us, Brian urged Adam to tell him what the letter said, and otherwise all we'd have heard was a groan and a thump as he hit the deck.

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Brian, getting somewhat breathy with excitement by this time, then retaliated by declaring, in rather a Trumpian manner, that his doctor had written him a letter saying he was in absolutely top-notch shape, one of the cleverest people in the universe, and was mentally very sharp, bigly.

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So in effect, this week was just full of people putting pressure on other people to do things which are absolutely nothing to do with them. Susan urging Tracy into the life of a yogurt groupie. Ruth nudging Pip into not doing the test. Adam trying to shove Brian into resignation and Brian trying to shove Adam into the slurry pit.

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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the upcoming wedding in Ambridge?

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But we ended with very sad news, namely that Jimmus is going on a long journey. I suspected he might be going on the longest journey, but he is apparently getting the Eurostar to destinations unknown. We probably won't hear him again, and I'm gutted, as his narrative arc has been one of the best in Ambridge, from a snobbish intellectual sneering at rural prosaicism.

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to his friendship with Jazza, his appreciation of Alistair, gradual, and the incredibly moving revelations about his childhood abuse. What a character and what an actor. Eucharisteogimus. Don't tell me I pronounced it wrong. It's ancient Greek and I only know enough to buy a paper. The end.

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Isn't that Eucharisto?

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No, that's modern Greek. Oh, I see. Eucharisteo is ancient Greek. Really?

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Mm-hmm. There you go. Thanks for mansplaining something I've Googled, Geoffrey. I missed the H a bit. Sorry about that. Have we... Jim... Who plays Jim?

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John Rowe.

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And do we... No, we don't.

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We checked.

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Okay. Could they not just... I mean, a bit like... I mean, I didn't want to hear Josh leaving, to be honest with you. The sooner he went, the better. But surely we could just get one episode where Jim said, right, everybody, I'm off on the Eurostar 2.

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