And That's Why We Drink
Episodes
E385 Dinosaur Spiritualism and Mediumship Advisors
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to episode 385, we’re just here wearing two polos with double popped collars! Get into the spooky mood with us this week with Em’...
E384 A Raccoon Bagel Infestation and a Birthday Shot in the Butt
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our birthday recap episode! We mean episode 384... we've got some sinister updates in the form of secret societies, allergy shots and toes ...
E383 Pseudo Armchair Ear Experts and Flower Pot London Fogs
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 383, if you learn anything from us today, don't eat 11 of anything all in a row! This week Em fulfills one of Christine's step-dad ...
E382 Birthday Bummers and Haunted Emo Cowboys
02 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 382, it's our birthdays and we're enduring some dusty water! This week Em has a surprise birthday story for Christine in the ghosts of th...
Listener Stories: Vol. 92
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WELCOME TO OUR BIRTHDAYS MONTH!! We're just vibing but don't worry we're also buying ourselves lots of presents. Speaking of gift-giving, Eva has delv...
E381 Drunk on Leaves and Resurrecting the Information SuperHighway
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 381 and we're back on our cryptid bullshit! This week Em brings us the wild tale of the Mongolian Death Worm. Then Christine covers the t...
E380 The Spookeasy and the Crime Travelers, Partners in Time
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 380 is here and tell us, do you know the difference between parlor rooms and sitting rooms? Great, neither do we! This week Em takes us to the...
E379 A Never-ending Slumber Party and an ATWWD Bowling League
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 379 and we're experiencing technical difficulties and making big life announcements (Christine even screamed so loud she hurt her missing...
E378 The Butter Bar Lore and the Glass Peacock Yappers
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 378 and this week's theme is: butter! First Em takes us to Flint, Michigan for the hauntings of the Capitol Theater (plus a fun little si...
Listener Stories: Vol. 91
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
YouTube! We're so sorry, yet again, about the weird glitch-lag. We promise we're working on fixing these mysterious lags but in the meantime the liste...
E377 Carnival Cobblers and Time Traveling Text Messages
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 377, in which we try to communicate with Linda via dowsing rods so we can just get a yes or no answer! This week Em takes us into t...
E376 Vintage Honks and Zoomies Screams
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 376 and we're getting our zoomies out! Tune in this week to hear about Christine's psychic journey and Em's travel spending. Then Em cove...
E375 Joann's Haberdashery and Ghost Logic
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 375 and we've got a choose your own adventure of reasons to drink this week. Today Em brings us the holy grail of haunted houses, the Mer...
E374 A Big Queer Door and The Mulberry Bush of the Year
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 374 and are technical issues bringing us closer together? We're so sorry, YouTube Boozers and Shakers, for the lag (we edited the audio s...
Listener Stories: Vol. 90
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to April Ghouls: Two Boos and a Lie! This year for April Fool's Eva is bringing us some ghoulish energy and we're terrified. She has artisanal...
E373 The Thirsty Little Rat Inn and the Coowoo Girls
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 373 and our other car is a hoop and stick! Who else is feeling the butterflies of putting a new project out into the universe? Christine ...
E372 A Trash Nap and a Clumsy Girl Ghost
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 372: we've done some soul searching and we just don't like hot tomatoes, OK?! This week Em brings us creepy tales from King's Tavern in N...
E371 Warnings About File Organizing and Smooth Coffee Shop Compliments
17 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 371 and we're wishing you a happy belated Leap Day! We celebrate privately, not necessarily by leaping around, though. This week Em bring...
E370 Therapy Book Club and Satan's Church Fonts
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 370, welcome to our book report! Tune in this week to hear if either of us is psychic. We also have some stories for you: First Em takes ...
E369 Frankenstein's Monster's Ghost and Grunge Justice
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 369, but, wait, what episode is it again? We need a gentle reminder. This week Em inducts us into the lifestyles of the rich, the famous ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 89
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're bringing new meaning to "March Madness" this month with Trevin and Amanda from Live, Laugh, Larceny! They teach us how to live in the petty atmo...
E368 Whodunnit Hauntings and Three Lollipops in a Trench Coat
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 368 is here and you would tell us if we looked like corpses, wouldn't you? First Em brings us to 1600s England for the Haunting of Isabell Bin...
E367 Millennial Road Signs and Yappuccinos
18 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 367 and we're ready to flabber your gasts! First Em takes us down a wild road of near death experiences and future predictions with the s...
E366 Troll Butter and Moon Spit
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Episode 366 and we're fresh off our Salt Lake City and Denver adventures! Today Em brings us to Kentucky for the absolutely bananagrams story of ...
E365 Podcasting in Dog Years and Collecting Crows Feet
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 365 and we're one year old in dog years! After seven years of podcasting we've finally reached one entire year's worth of full episodes. ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 88
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy February, boozers and shakers! Join us for a lovely romp down food poisoning lane. We were hoping to leave potty problems in the past but not be...
E364 A Boulder of Salt and a Shot Put of Horseradish
28 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 364 and we're on our backstage, gold star behavior! This week Em takes us to the intersection of the Bible and Corn Belts for their story...
E363 A Failed Handstand and an Infestation of Prairie Dogs
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 363 and we're recovering from an infestation of prairie dogs, we mean some kerfuffles on tour that may or may not have included food pois...
E362 An Identi-Tea Crisis and Wobbly Mountain
14 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 362 and our guts have left the building because we're going back on tour! But don't worry, we'll make an appointment with Dr. Leona to fi...
E361 Troll Hole To-Go and Naming our ADHD
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 361 and we're not naming our ADHD, you are! Ok, we all are. This week Em takes us into the world of the exorcism of Clarita Villanueva an...
Listener Stories: Vol. 87
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's January and we'd like to welcome everyone to the Schiefer Schulz Manor! Wow, what an intro to the year we have in this batch of stories from you,...
E360 A Vampiric Stage Lipstick and a Nap Episode
31 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's get one thing straight today, babe, your eardrum is perforated. Episode 360 brings some big updates on Christine's ears and our astral realm han...
E359 Secret Society Bullshit and Paranormal Rejection at the Front Desk
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 359 and we've gotten into crypto... cryptozoology that is! This week Em takes us to Norwich, England to cover the ghosts of the Augustine...
E358 The Frenaissance and the Poopmonger
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 358 and despite all of our technical difficulties our husks can still podcast with the best of them! This week Em takes us into the claus...
E357 A Millennial Pause and a Scythe Tsunami
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 357 where we're definitely not threatened by all of Em's healthy developments... This week Em takes us on another 101 deep dive, th...
E356 Spam Artists and Interplanetary Gossip
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 356 and on Wednesdays we get the middle finger by text message! Tune in this week for some prank call talk as well as some creepy stories...
Listener Stories: Vol. 86
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas time is here and we're ghosts of the Victorian, dust-bowl children in the tintype photos mysteriously mailed to Christine! Put on a cracklin...
E355 Ghouls, Gays, Theys and Cottage Core Lesbian Hauntings
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do gay people attract poltergeists? It's episode 355 and Em is taking us to a haunted U.K. theme park, Alton Towers, that just might be tied to a cott...
E354 A Tarot Therapy Session and a Ghost Cat Pawty
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 354 and we're having the worst post-Halloween, Monday blues of the year (on a Wednesday)! But at least there's a ghost cat named Dennis i...
E353 A Weird Date Agent and a Ghost Go Bag
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 353 and we're FINE! Like the sands of the hour glass, we're having a "menty b" about a mystery deadline and meanwhile loving our own Hall...
E352 A Vampire Castle Gift Shop and Millennial Secret Passageway Dreams
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 352! Where Christine shares some mystery photos from the 1800s, only adding to her haunted podcast studio. This week, Em takes us t...
Listener Stories: Vol. 85
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, November - tell us we're pretty and feed us some cheese! We've got some fun and creepy stories from all you lovely listeners just in time for S...
BONUS EPISODE: A Halloween Surprise with Roz Hernandez!
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise and happy Halloween! We're here to celebrate all things spooky with our new friend Roz Hernandez from the podcast Ghosted! and the new queer ...
E351 Mongoose Sound-Waves and Halloween Caroling
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween!! Beware episode 351 because Gef the Mongoose is taking over the airwaves! Gef's ears are also ringing in hell because Em is taking us...
E350 Eyelid Licking Demons and Black Cat Broomsticks
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Christine, oh Christine, next week's Halloween! Episode 350 is a big one and has us in our heads and our hearts as we re-evaluate and discuss the w...
E349 A Haunted Podcast Studio and a Space Boat
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's 8pm, do you know where your important documents are?? It's also episode 349 and we might have just caught Christine bench pressing a bus! This we...
3rd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! In honor of Friday the 13th, we have a pop-up, special Cryptids Unscripted episode to satiate that creepy, eerie, emo appetite of all of our...
E348 Stolen Meditation Journals and Fun, Fruity Pond Water
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 348, where we're contemplating the smell of the bottom of a Zoloft bottle! First Em takes us to the Catskills (ATWWD retreat, anyon...
Listener Stories: Vol. 84
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy October, Boozers and Shakers! It's our time to shine and we're coming into October hot with some updated language for the Halloween season and s...
E347 A Lovely Villain Era and a Lasagna Horror
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 347 and Christine has seen her own husk! We also determine Em was a blacksmith in a former life even though they don't know what a spaghe...
E346 A Witch's Rap Battle and a Cursed Fart
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 346 and if seven people fart in the woods, then, sorry, you're possessed now! This week Em takes us down an old English rabbit hole with ...
E345 Baba Yaga Barbie and Emergency Needlepoint
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 345 is here and we're feeling ancient demon vibes... First Em covers the iconic Slavic folklore of Baba Yaga. Then Christine covers the tragic...
E344 A Neon Parrot Beacon and a Hootenanny of Birds with Pigtails
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 344, we're being so cognito right now... First and foremost, Em takes us on a journey back to their hometown Fredericksburg, Virgin...
E343 Cute Mishaps and Emoticon Etiquette
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 343 and is it Saturn return or is it just us messing up our Zoloft schedule? This week Em brings us an amalgamation (or smorgasbord, if y...
Listener Stories: Vol. 83
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Zeptember! We're singing, "where did you go? I miss you so," because we haven't recorded together in a month. We've got some updates on Christin...
E342 A Soft Launched Haunting and a Paranormal Rat King
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 342 and may we ask why you drink? May we also suggest you indulge in some H2O? This week Em is taking us to Lake County, Ohio for the ver...
E341 Conversations with Fake Allison and Cast Iron Skeletons
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to episode 341 where, conceptually speaking, we have a lot in common with babies! Em is back in Virginia becoming a funcle a second ...
E340 Midnight Moon Bounces and Moody Away Messages
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 340 and we miss your celery kisses! This week Em brings us the creepy, gasp-worthy story of the Demon of Brownsville Road. Then Christine...
E339 A Time Capsule Era and a Weasel Break-In
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 339, where we ponder such existential topics as, "how will anyone know what an iPod Nano is without the time capsule we made in 199...
Listener Stories: Vol. 82
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Does anyone else think August is just the Twilight Zone of months, marking imminent doom? We're riding out our month-long scaries by reading your very...
E338 Caramel Apple Eating Ghosts and Moist Brains
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recording in progress... please excuse any technical difficulties in episode 338, including Christine being in an entirely different outfit at one poi...
E337 An Empire of Ems and a Sitcom about a Wizard's Origin Story
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 337 and it's all garlic, no sun this week! First, we've got some catching up to do on Christine's side of the health table. Then Em takes...
E336 An Armoire of Brandy Snifters and Mug Madness
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 336 and we have arrived... LEONA HAS SAID THE WORD "MOTHMAN". We've got one of our favorite episodes up this week, starting out with Em's...
E335 The Gospel of Chillax and a Plot Tornado
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 335 and is Christine group texting the entire audience of a Taylor Swift concert? This week Em brings us the wild and pious (or is it?) t...
E334 Macarena of Veins and Casper's Foil
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're vibrant this week... is it sweat? First Em takes us to a place we don't go often for our stories: South Dakota, with the tale of the haunted Ale...
Listener Stories: Vol. 81
01 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to July. We're in mourning because our birthday month is over. Pride month is over. What is there to look forward to? Oh yeah, your creepy tal...
E333 Glowing Green Spaghetti Bolognese and a Teeny Tiny Apothecary
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The air feels weird for episode 333 - maybe it's because we're talking about some naughty things like government UFO whistleblowing! That's right, Em ...
E332 The Mysterious Bisexual and the Sauce of Time
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 332 and a recording run by sickos so please pardon our DayQuill grind! This week Em takes us on a wild time travel adventure with t...
E331 A Milky Way Martini and a Naughty Gaudy Party
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 331 and we're not recording on Wednesdays anymore because Christine cannot handle Em's continued use of "hump day". This week Em takes us...
E330 Psychic Grandma and Swimming in Jeans
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our birthdays! Episode 330, here we come with some special topics to celebrate Gemini season. Going off the Gemini theme, Em covers the Kinsella ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 80
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our birthday month and Eva told us this is a redemption episode from last year's birthday "surprise"... can you guess the theme? We've got some g...
E329 Sad Happy Hour and Night Nuts
28 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 329 and there's nothing left to do but work! Tune in to hear some behind the scenes water cooler talk about the origin of our new Sad Hap...
E328 A Wicked Birthday Card and a Vampirarchy
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your Kentucky-legal vape pens because episode 328 is chock full of frenemies, boats, ex-lovers and Sperry's! First Em takes us across the pond to...
E327 Consensual Foot Blister Pics and the Speaking Your Mind Dance
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, welcome to episode 327 where we're dancing around while speaking our minds. First Em gives us an update on the paranormal news of the world i...
E326 Step-Stud Muffins and Microphone Kisses
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Take a hike... to Superstition Mountain! It's episode 326 and we're giving microphone kisses to spit guards Moonshine has formerly drowned in his wate...
Listener Stories: Vol. 79
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are you the record keeper or the tea sipper of your family? We hear from both this month! We’re kicking off May (and a little pre-celebration for Ge...
E325 Last Minute Lasik and Nonsense for Your Mind
30 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 325 where Christine gets last minute Lasik and Em is in the know about a true crime story for once! First Em tells us the haunting ...
E324 Foot Pimples and Chicken Pox Parties
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Help! It’s episode 324 and Leona gifted both Em and Eva with Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease! This week we muddle through the foot pimples with Em’s ...
E323 Em’s Galactic Bartending and Christine’s Grog Shoppe
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 323 and we’re knocking shit over with our robot hands! This week Em deep dives into the history of the curse of Macbeth, no performan...
E322 The Halloween House and the Woolper News
09 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ring, ring! It's episode 322 and we're calling from the cave phone! This week Em takes us on a creepy journey through the history of Mammoth Cave in K...
E321 A Coffee Unboxing and a Boiling Milk Cocktail
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 321 and we're making sure to let everyone know our trance state boundaries. First Em tells the wild, sad and spooky tale of Mollie Fanche...
Listener Stories: Vol. 78
01 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy April from your favorite fools. Join us for some poltergeist shenanigans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...
E320 A Lucid Dreaming Banana Experience and the Famous Saint Jack-in-the-Box Ley Line
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 320, where Christine is mad at Em and Eva and has demanded to address it publicly, even though it was their dream selves who did he...
E319 Synchronicity Sandwiches and Long Lost Mustard Friends
19 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got episode 319 coming at ya and we’re peeling back the proverbial curtain on Slack channel microphone mishaps and podcaster group chats! Fi...
E318 Collateral Damage to Everyone's Misdeeds and Thor Peanut Butter Schiefer Schultz
12 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 318 and it's happening, it's happening... We're bringing you some throwback chaotic energy this week so tune in to hear how Christine los...
E317 An Emergency Snuggie and a Vitaminute
05 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 317 we're checking in to make sure you've taken your mins and supps (vitamins and supplements). If not, join us in a vitaminute! We're also...
Listener Stories: Vol. 77
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy March Madness (just our own madness, no basketball)! We're recording on Em's favorite day 2.22 and felt it was only fitting to bring you some sy...
E316 Em's Apothecary and a Tincture of Frenzy
26 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 316 at Em's Apothecary! We're here to cure what ails ya and bring you some creepy tales this week. First Em takes us on a wild ride...
E315 A Compendium on the Birds of Kentucky and a Celebrity Opossum
19 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 315 and you're invited to become obsessed with opossums like Christine and Eva! Em is also invited but has rejected said invitation. This...
E314 Haircuts for Haunted Dolls and Christine's October Elf on the Shelf
12 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 314, so call Lucy and tell everyone in the fiery place that we're throwing a big bash! We're celebrating our big 6th podcast anniversary ...
E313 Tommy Pickles Voice and Milkshake Throat
05 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy sweet 666, everyone! Get your Big Gulp milkshakes ready because episode 313 marks our darling, creepy podcast's 6th birthday! We could not be mo...
Listener Stories: Vol. 76
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy FebRuary, folks! We hope everything is still going well this year and you're enjoying February so far, however you celebrate. A mystery is afoot...
E312 Our AIM Renaissance and Our Cryptid Festival Year
29 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 312 we're suggesting you chew on Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts at your own risk. But we are recommending a cryptid festival road trip for any w...
E311 Vaudeville Canes and Hand-Clap Games
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 311 where we're having a very Drew Barrymore moment and we're basking in it! We hope you enjoy our cool and crazed energy today as ...
E310 The Town Shrieker and the Grape Escape
15 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 310 and despite the movie-magic of our recording schedule we actually haven't recorded in a month! Tune in as we catch up on anxiety and ...
E309 A Haunted Doll Book Club and a Murder Comic
08 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 309 and there continue to be no hinges to speak of in the new year! First Em kicks off 2023 with the many UFO encounters of Terrell Copel...
Listener Stories: Vol. 75
01 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year!! We're still committed to not making any predictions because of how terribly that's gone in the past (it's a moot pursuit) but we're w...
E308 Trenchfoot Animation and Ballhootin' Through the Holler
01 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy episode 308! We mean, New Year! We recorded ahead so we don't have any predictions for the new year yet but we're still bringing the creeps this...
E307 Secret Krampus and Creepy Cake
25 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Episode 307 is our official holiday episode where Em is bringing us a smorgasbord of creepy Christmas lore with Fr...
E306 Mailed Stale French Fries and Rogue Eyebrows
18 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 306 and since it's earlier for us than usual and we just saw each other in person, we're a little extra unhinged! But we're here to bring...