E371 Warnings About File Organizing and Smooth Coffee Shop Compliments
17 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 371 and we're wishing you a happy belated Leap Day! We celebrate privately, not necessa...
E370 Therapy Book Club and Satan's Church Fonts
10 Mar 2024
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It's episode 370, welcome to our book report! Tune in this week to hear if either of us is psychic. ...
E369 Frankenstein's Monster's Ghost and Grunge Justice
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 369, but, wait, what episode is it again? We need a gentle reminder. This week Em induc...
Listener Stories: Vol. 89
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're bringing new meaning to "March Madness" this month with Trevin and Amanda from Live, Laugh, La...
E368 Whodunnit Hauntings and Three Lollipops in a Trench Coat
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 368 is here and you would tell us if we looked like corpses, wouldn't you? First Em brings u...
E367 Millennial Road Signs and Yappuccinos
18 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 367 and we're ready to flabber your gasts! First Em takes us down a wild road of near d...
E366 Troll Butter and Moon Spit
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Episode 366 and we're fresh off our Salt Lake City and Denver adventures! Today Em brings us to...
E365 Podcasting in Dog Years and Collecting Crows Feet
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 365 and we're one year old in dog years! After seven years of podcasting we've finally ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 88
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy February, boozers and shakers! Join us for a lovely romp down food poisoning lane. We were hop...
E364 A Boulder of Salt and a Shot Put of Horseradish
28 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 364 and we're on our backstage, gold star behavior! This week Em takes us to the inters...
E363 A Failed Handstand and an Infestation of Prairie Dogs
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 363 and we're recovering from an infestation of prairie dogs, we mean some kerfuffles o...
E362 An Identi-Tea Crisis and Wobbly Mountain
14 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 362 and our guts have left the building because we're going back on tour! But don't wor...
E361 Troll Hole To-Go and Naming our ADHD
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 361 and we're not naming our ADHD, you are! Ok, we all are. This week Em takes us into ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 87
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's January and we'd like to welcome everyone to the Schiefer Schulz Manor! Wow, what an intro to t...
E360 A Vampiric Stage Lipstick and a Nap Episode
31 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's get one thing straight today, babe, your eardrum is perforated. Episode 360 brings some big up...
E359 Secret Society Bullshit and Paranormal Rejection at the Front Desk
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 359 and we've gotten into crypto... cryptozoology that is! This week Em takes us to Nor...
E358 The Frenaissance and the Poopmonger
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 358 and despite all of our technical difficulties our husks can still podcast with the ...
E357 A Millennial Pause and a Scythe Tsunami
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 357 where we're definitely not threatened by all of Em's healthy developments... ...
E356 Spam Artists and Interplanetary Gossip
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 356 and on Wednesdays we get the middle finger by text message! Tune in this week for s...
Listener Stories: Vol. 86
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas time is here and we're ghosts of the Victorian, dust-bowl children in the tintype photos m...
E355 Ghouls, Gays, Theys and Cottage Core Lesbian Hauntings
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do gay people attract poltergeists? It's episode 355 and Em is taking us to a haunted U.K. theme par...
E354 A Tarot Therapy Session and a Ghost Cat Pawty
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 354 and we're having the worst post-Halloween, Monday blues of the year (on a Wednesday...
E353 A Weird Date Agent and a Ghost Go Bag
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 353 and we're FINE! Like the sands of the hour glass, we're having a "menty b" about a ...
E352 A Vampire Castle Gift Shop and Millennial Secret Passageway Dreams
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 352! Where Christine shares some mystery photos from the 1800s, only adding to he...
Listener Stories: Vol. 85
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, November - tell us we're pretty and feed us some cheese! We've got some fun and creepy storie...
BONUS EPISODE: A Halloween Surprise with Roz Hernandez!
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise and happy Halloween! We're here to celebrate all things spooky with our new friend Roz Hern...
E351 Mongoose Sound-Waves and Halloween Caroling
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween!! Beware episode 351 because Gef the Mongoose is taking over the airwaves! Gef's ear...
E350 Eyelid Licking Demons and Black Cat Broomsticks
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Christine, oh Christine, next week's Halloween! Episode 350 is a big one and has us in our heads ...
E349 A Haunted Podcast Studio and a Space Boat
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's 8pm, do you know where your important documents are?? It's also episode 349 and we might have j...
3rd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! In honor of Friday the 13th, we have a pop-up, special Cryptids Unscripted episode to sati...
E348 Stolen Meditation Journals and Fun, Fruity Pond Water
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 348, where we're contemplating the smell of the bottom of a Zoloft bottle! First ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 84
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy October, Boozers and Shakers! It's our time to shine and we're coming into October hot with so...
E347 A Lovely Villain Era and a Lasagna Horror
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 347 and Christine has seen her own husk! We also determine Em was a blacksmith in a for...
E346 A Witch's Rap Battle and a Cursed Fart
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 346 and if seven people fart in the woods, then, sorry, you're possessed now! This week...
E345 Baba Yaga Barbie and Emergency Needlepoint
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 345 is here and we're feeling ancient demon vibes... First Em covers the iconic Slavic folkl...
E344 A Neon Parrot Beacon and a Hootenanny of Birds with Pigtails
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 344, we're being so cognito right now... First and foremost, Em takes us on a jou...
E343 Cute Mishaps and Emoticon Etiquette
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 343 and is it Saturn return or is it just us messing up our Zoloft schedule? This week ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 83
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Zeptember! We're singing, "where did you go? I miss you so," because we haven't recorded toget...
E342 A Soft Launched Haunting and a Paranormal Rat King
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 342 and may we ask why you drink? May we also suggest you indulge in some H2O? This wee...
E341 Conversations with Fake Allison and Cast Iron Skeletons
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to episode 341 where, conceptually speaking, we have a lot in common with babies! ...
E340 Midnight Moon Bounces and Moody Away Messages
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 340 and we miss your celery kisses! This week Em brings us the creepy, gasp-worthy stor...
E339 A Time Capsule Era and a Weasel Break-In
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 339, where we ponder such existential topics as, "how will anyone know what an iP...
Listener Stories: Vol. 82
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Does anyone else think August is just the Twilight Zone of months, marking imminent doom? We're ridi...
E338 Caramel Apple Eating Ghosts and Moist Brains
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recording in progress... please excuse any technical difficulties in episode 338, including Christin...
E337 An Empire of Ems and a Sitcom about a Wizard's Origin Story
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 337 and it's all garlic, no sun this week! First, we've got some catching up to do on C...
E336 An Armoire of Brandy Snifters and Mug Madness
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 336 and we have arrived... LEONA HAS SAID THE WORD "MOTHMAN". We've got one of our favo...
E335 The Gospel of Chillax and a Plot Tornado
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 335 and is Christine group texting the entire audience of a Taylor Swift concert? This ...
E334 Macarena of Veins and Casper's Foil
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're vibrant this week... is it sweat? First Em takes us to a place we don't go often for our stori...
Listener Stories: Vol. 81
01 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to July. We're in mourning because our birthday month is over. Pride month is over. What is ...
E333 Glowing Green Spaghetti Bolognese and a Teeny Tiny Apothecary
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The air feels weird for episode 333 - maybe it's because we're talking about some naughty things lik...
E332 The Mysterious Bisexual and the Sauce of Time
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 332 and a recording run by sickos so please pardon our DayQuill grind! This week ...
E331 A Milky Way Martini and a Naughty Gaudy Party
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 331 and we're not recording on Wednesdays anymore because Christine cannot handle Em's ...
E330 Psychic Grandma and Swimming in Jeans
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our birthdays! Episode 330, here we come with some special topics to celebrate Gemini season. G...
Listener Stories: Vol. 80
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our birthday month and Eva told us this is a redemption episode from last year's birthday "surp...
E329 Sad Happy Hour and Night Nuts
28 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 329 and there's nothing left to do but work! Tune in to hear some behind the scenes wat...
E328 A Wicked Birthday Card and a Vampirarchy
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your Kentucky-legal vape pens because episode 328 is chock full of frenemies, boats, ex-lovers ...
E327 Consensual Foot Blister Pics and the Speaking Your Mind Dance
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, welcome to episode 327 where we're dancing around while speaking our minds. First Em gives ...
E326 Step-Stud Muffins and Microphone Kisses
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Take a hike... to Superstition Mountain! It's episode 326 and we're giving microphone kisses to spit...
Listener Stories: Vol. 79
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are you the record keeper or the tea sipper of your family? We hear from both this month! We’re ki...
E325 Last Minute Lasik and Nonsense for Your Mind
30 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 325 where Christine gets last minute Lasik and Em is in the know about a true cri...
E324 Foot Pimples and Chicken Pox Parties
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Help! It’s episode 324 and Leona gifted both Em and Eva with Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease! This we...
E323 Em’s Galactic Bartending and Christine’s Grog Shoppe
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 323 and we’re knocking shit over with our robot hands! This week Em deep dives into...
E322 The Halloween House and the Woolper News
09 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ring, ring! It's episode 322 and we're calling from the cave phone! This week Em takes us on a creep...
E321 A Coffee Unboxing and a Boiling Milk Cocktail
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 321 and we're making sure to let everyone know our trance state boundaries. First Em te...
Listener Stories: Vol. 78
01 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy April from your favorite fools. Join us for some poltergeist shenanigans! Learn more about ...
E320 A Lucid Dreaming Banana Experience and the Famous Saint Jack-in-the-Box Ley Line
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 320, where Christine is mad at Em and Eva and has demanded to address it publicly...
E319 Synchronicity Sandwiches and Long Lost Mustard Friends
19 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got episode 319 coming at ya and we’re peeling back the proverbial curtain on Slack channe...
E318 Collateral Damage to Everyone's Misdeeds and Thor Peanut Butter Schiefer Schultz
12 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 318 and it's happening, it's happening... We're bringing you some throwback chaotic ene...
E317 An Emergency Snuggie and a Vitaminute
05 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 317 we're checking in to make sure you've taken your mins and supps (vitamins and supplem...
Listener Stories: Vol. 77
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy March Madness (just our own madness, no basketball)! We're recording on Em's favorite day 2.22...
E316 Em's Apothecary and a Tincture of Frenzy
26 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 316 at Em's Apothecary! We're here to cure what ails ya and bring you some creepy...
E315 A Compendium on the Birds of Kentucky and a Celebrity Opossum
19 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 315 and you're invited to become obsessed with opossums like Christine and Eva! Em is a...
E314 Haircuts for Haunted Dolls and Christine's October Elf on the Shelf
12 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 314, so call Lucy and tell everyone in the fiery place that we're throwing a big bash! ...
E313 Tommy Pickles Voice and Milkshake Throat
05 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy sweet 666, everyone! Get your Big Gulp milkshakes ready because episode 313 marks our darling,...
Listener Stories: Vol. 76
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy FebRuary, folks! We hope everything is still going well this year and you're enjoying February...
E312 Our AIM Renaissance and Our Cryptid Festival Year
29 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 312 we're suggesting you chew on Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts at your own risk. But we are r...
E311 Vaudeville Canes and Hand-Clap Games
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 311 where we're having a very Drew Barrymore moment and we're basking in it! We h...
E310 The Town Shrieker and the Grape Escape
15 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 310 and despite the movie-magic of our recording schedule we actually haven't recorded ...
E309 A Haunted Doll Book Club and a Murder Comic
08 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 309 and there continue to be no hinges to speak of in the new year! First Em kicks off ...
Listener Stories: Vol. 75
01 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year!! We're still committed to not making any predictions because of how terribly that's ...
E308 Trenchfoot Animation and Ballhootin' Through the Holler
01 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy episode 308! We mean, New Year! We recorded ahead so we don't have any predictions for the new...
E307 Secret Krampus and Creepy Cake
25 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Episode 307 is our official holiday episode where Em is bringing...
E306 Mailed Stale French Fries and Rogue Eyebrows
18 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 306 and since it's earlier for us than usual and we just saw each other in person, we'r...
E305 An Onion of a Drink and a Real Life Fish Flop
11 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 305, where we're reading the fucking room! This week Em brings us a story we cove...
E304 Hand Paws and Wisconsinners
04 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 304, Mommy comes back to get you... Em passes on a family tradition in the form of an out...
Listener Stories: Vol. 74
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy unhinged Honda-days! Christine is channeling multiple demons to bring us another rendition of ...
E303 A Pumpkin Head and a Biased Bisexual
27 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 303, the floor of Christine's lucid dream is covered in mouse traps set by Em! And what a...
E302 An Elbow Eyebrow and an Asparagus Salad
20 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 302 and Christine has another ghost story she’s been waiting to tell Em on the podc...
E301 Jack-o-lantern Moths and Spooky Smiles
13 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Trick or treat! We're trying to prove that it's always spooky season for us, so today Em is bringing...
E300 Bougie Ghost Hunting and Wafts of Fog Friends
06 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s here, it’s happening, it’s our 300th! We can’t believe we’ve been here for 300 years,...
Listener Stories: Vol. 73
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy two days after our Atlanta costume contest live show (we mean November)! Christine has her cel...
E299 A Lesson in Filaments and a Future Ghost Prank
30 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloweekend, boozers and shakers!! We can't believe we missed a Halloween/300th celebration c...
E298 A Merch Bag of Dirt and the Latest Sensation for Jaded Lovers of Uncanny Things
23 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 298, the mighty have fallen... Christine has gotten Covid. But spooky season is lifting o...
E297 A Halloween Holiday Gift and Justice for Book
16 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Hocus Pocus community: It's episode 297 and Em has some thoughts! Including giving all the awa...
E296 A Lemon Planchette Read-a-Long Graphic and a Material Girl Coffin
09 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 296 where Eva had a doctor's appointment so we're fending for ourselves, Lord of ...
E295 A Yak Attack and a Kidnapper's Soundcloud
02 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 295, let's get into some spookiness! This week Em thought you were owed enough ghost st...
Listener Stories: Vol. 72
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween season!! We've got some extra scary listener stories this October to get you in the ...
E294 Strawberry Eyeballs and Our Wildest Autumnal Dreams
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 294 and it's been 105 degrees in Los Angeles, meaning it's more important than ever to ...
E293 A Hottie Without a Body and the Fun Factory
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 293 where we're lighting safe-ish "good-bye" candles for spooky show and tell! Jo...
E292 Hellhound Belly Rubs and Caveman Ghost Tchotchkes
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 292 and we're being very brave about tummy aches! This week Em brings us the lore of U....