Andrew and Charlie Investigate:
Episodes
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 37: World Cups
18 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie messaged Lionel Messi when he was 18, there’s a bog snorkelling world championship in Wales and a wife carrying championship in Finland. Fo...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 36: School
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys spend a significant amount of time discussing dodgy teachers, recap the worst thing that Andrew has ever said, consider why it’s difficult ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 35: Surgery
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys uncover a worrying conspiracy, discuss Andrew’s lumps, consider whether they’d like to be frozen and suggest that we stop putting teeth i...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 34: Pirates
28 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Should Royal Navy ads be targeted toward 16th century pirates? Are the mysterious sea people boring? What is a spleen? Why has Charlie got back into s...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 33: Magic
21 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get a very important first guest into the studio whilst discussing the historical development of magic over millennia and Charlie eating only...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 32: Fighting
14 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss Andrew’s youth karate experience whilst Charlie alienates members of a boxing club by being weird. They continue their deep dive in...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 31: Farming
07 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew takes a call with Farmer Eustace to discuss the changing landscape of modern farming. Charlie defends his desire for breastmilk. The boys then ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 30: Restaurants
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss their idea for a last supper restaurant and answer questions such as: Is it possible to trust blind people when we can’t see them? ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 29: Revenge
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is revenge a dish best served cold or should we pop it back in the microwave for a bit? An important woman is scandalously silenced, Charlie encourage...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 28: The Circus
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss how to modernise the circus, Charlie is rude to some freaks, they analyse the horrible tale of an elephant being hung and have a long...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 27: Vehicles
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Do animals think cars are animals? Is a pot of hummus a vehicle? Should we combine showers and cars? Charlie teaches Andrew how to drive.For AD-free e...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 26: The Army
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Would you prefer to fight an army of Paul Hollywoods or an army of paraplegics? How can we improve military recruitment slogans? How can we enlist Riv...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 25: Trees
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In their most non-sensical episode yet, the boys attempt to discuss trees whilst answering questions such as: How many of the tallest dwarfs is the bi...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 24: Aliens
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Would putting on an intergalactic talent show help appease malevolent aliens? Are we all just in a giant bowl of pasta being consumed by a large entit...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 23: Holidays
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode the boys spend most of their time defining what a holiday is, asking important questions such as: can you go on holiday to yo...
EMERGENCY PATREON RELEASE - 'An Eye Full of Chilli'
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
CHARLIE IS STUCK IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF WAR SO WE COULDN'T RECORD A FRESH EPISODE! We're releasing a Patreon episode for free this week in pl...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 22: Deception
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss how their dead bodies would be more use to a war effort than their alive ones, what could get done with an invisible penis, they dive...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 21: Monsters
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss whether there should be a Nintendogs for our inner demons, Charlie’s visit to just outside of the Coronation Street set, they each ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 20: The Weather
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In their dumbest episode yet, the boys discuss: Can you make a cloud in your bedroom? How can we make weather discussion more interesting? Does everyo...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 19: The Winter Olympics
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What in the world does the person at the bottom of the double luge do? Are all snowboarders good for nothing weed-smoking teenagers? Why is everyone m...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 18: Shops
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Could we save the high street with holograms? Is it acceptable to fondle avocados in Tesco? Does Charlie live in a Londis? What would a Moonpig shop l...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 17: Volcanoes
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Are volcanoes insecure or horny? Could volcanoes take us to space? Can you swim under Britain? Would Charlie have been a top graffiti artist in Pompei...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 16: Clubbing
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is Andrew too big a fan of Top Gear to go clubbing? Should Charlie stop pounding his fists like a monkey on the dancefloor? Was it right that Andrew b...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 15: Memory
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Was Charlie responsible for the Boston Marathon bombings? Would it be better if we all had a photographic memory? Is Charlie to blame for a naked woma...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 14: Resolutions
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Should we become lethal for new year? Should we be meaner to our friends? What does potato language sound like? Do we only inherit nipples from our mo...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 13: Christmas
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas and God bless us, everyone.Â
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 12: Aviation
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys explore the miracle of flight.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to o...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 11: Technology
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are our fridges listening to us? Has there been a cover up of a sentient malignant printer? Should we all be uploaded to the cloud instead of having b...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 10: Criminal Justice
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/an...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 9: Advertising
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should we go back to a Soviet style of advertising? Why is Charlie so allured by the baby Evian advert? Can smells make you give more to charity? What...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 8: Injury
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why is Charlie faking an injury? Why does a metal pole in your skull turn you into a lewd man? How can a Haemorrhoid make you a feminist? For AD-free ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 7: Responsibility
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have to be bald to be baptised as an adult? Why does a town keep voting in Goat Mayors? Should you help find a lost baby’s parents if it’s ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 6: Exercise
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should Charlie get into mall walking? Why's everyone running marathons? When should you stop calling your Dad, Daddy? For AD-free episodes, weekly...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 5: Conformity
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it possible to be a free individual in a mass society? Why does Andrew look like an Italian peasant? What lessons can we learn from conformity expe...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 4: Theft
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it ever just to steal? How do you do a weekly shop? Should we approach theft from a utilitarian or absolutist standpoint? When does a beech stop be...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 3: Ageing
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We ask important questions such as: What are the ethics around getting plastic surgery to look 10 again? Why is Charlie going grey so early? And why d...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 2: Nudity
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take it all off.For AD-free episodes, weekly bonus episodes, advice threads, group chats, and topic suggestions, subscribe to our Patreon her...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 1.5: Solitude
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Uploading a previous episode. Here the boys swim in the seas of loneliness, trying to uncover what, if anything can be gained from being alone.For AD ...
Andrew & Charlie Investigate | Episode 1: Fear
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys dive into their innermost troubles, discussing what keeps themselves and the world up at night - and why.For AD free episodes, weekly bonus e...
Trailer
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
See you next Thursday.