Shapiro’s Eyebrows, Chalamet Should Learn from Leo, & Are Jamaicans Irish? | #695
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What updates do we have on Danny's health?
what's up everybody welcome to flagrant it's the boy schultz here alex media marky gags we got a we got an update from our patreon brother danny who needed a new heart and a new liver and uh he has been i think for about a week now unable to talk he was able to get a new heart and a new liver a miracle Miracle in Detroit. Let's go, Danny. Detroit versus everybody. Detroit won again. So we got the first update. These are Danny's first words. Let's hear from Danny. The surgery went well. Slowly getting back my strength.
What are the implications of insider trading during wars?
Day by day recovery. I really appreciate everyone.
What are the opinions on Chalamet's ballet?
Let's go, Danny. First of all, we're very excited that Danny is back. Second of all, some of you guys know Danny. Danny speaks with like a... He has like a T-Grizzly accent. Yeah, like a Detroit. Real Detroit hood accent. And they must have put a Chinese liver in that motherfucker because the Asian accent is back. Danny, you've gone to your roots, my boy. Did you take that heart from the body's exhibit? This is the first time he sounded Asian, right? We need to go to what he sounded like before when they had the black heart and black lips. Get me an old Danny video, Miles, because people need perspective. He was like T-Grizzly before. He was. Now he's like Ying Ying Twins. See? See? You just can't let Al start talking.
We got to pivot the conversation to something more digestible. Yeah. I mean, good for him, though. That's awesome. Shout out, Danny, man. Good for you. We're glad you're... Wait, can we play his new voice again? Oh, yeah. Play his new voice. It sounds like something. I can't tell exactly. I don't know enough movies. Yo. but it'll be back this nigga's batman These sound like Transformers a little bit. One second. We're going to check the levels again. We got it super cranked on that. I'm the Keep Crusader. Our audio guy just came in and was being critical of Danny's recording after he has a new heart and new liver and hasn't been able to speak for a week. These are his first words. Oh, the audio's a little messed up.
He's covering the microphone with his pinky. That's all.
How do we discuss the topic of parents on edibles?
That's all it was. Anyway, Danny, man, good luck with Ra's al Ghul and whoever you're going to be fighting over the next few movies. We appreciate you and we love you, okay? Good for Danny. Danny's back, man. That's awesome. I had a feeling he would get a heart, man. I had a feeling. We made it happen. Yeah, we did make it happen. I also feel like the crime rate in Detroit also made it happen. If you need a new heart, don't you want to be in a place where people get shot a lot? That's a good point. That's like a dirty water heart, though. They're not getting it from Flint, Michigan. They're getting it from Detroit. I thought all of that shit. All right, fair enough. We try. There's got to be a correlation, right?
Crime rate and like... If you need new organs, you don't want to be in a hell like Boulder, Colorado. You don't want to be in Tokyo. Those are the best hearts. They're the best, but you're not going to come by them that often. It's like a freak snowboarding accident. Which could happen. Rarely. Utah. But they have enough money to abduct people, and then you get a nice, clean, fresh heart. There's a version there, but there's also a version where, you know, some organ donation nonprofit is paying inner city gangs to shoot each other so they can provide livers and hearts for people that need it. I'm just putting that out there. I don't want Tyler Oliveira to do a research project on it. But Tyler, if you're out there, this is possible.
There might be something going on here. He's doing the Lord's work, bro. Which Lord? Yeah. Not Hashem's work. Ow. Ow, ow, ow. WTF about to lose your ability. No, we're good. We're good. Say again? You want to be around motorcyclists. You want to be around motorcyclists. That's who donates the most. Oh, really? You're dark. That's nice of them. Why? Because they get in the most accidents. Have you been on your motorcycle since your children? No. Your kid? No. No, right? Isn't that interesting? Yeah. In the garage. And do you think you'll ever bike again?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What updates do we have on Danny's health?
0:00–0:39
2
What are the implications of insider trading during wars?
0:39–0:45
3
What are the opinions on Chalamet's ballet?
0:45–2:29
4
How do we discuss the topic of parents on edibles?
2:29–52:57
5
What are the challenges of living with noisy neighbors?
52:57–54:28
6
How do drugs affect social interactions?
54:28–55:59
7
What is the significance of catfish in historical fish transport?
55:59–57:42
8
How do personal experiences shape our views on relationships?
57:42–1:47:48
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