Flagrant
Shapiro’s Eyebrows, Chalamet Should Learn from Leo, & Are Jamaicans Irish? | #695
11 Mar 2026
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Chapter 1: What updates do we have on Danny's health?
what's up everybody welcome to flagrant it's the boy schultz here alex media marky gags we got a we got an update from our patreon brother danny who needed a new heart and a new liver and uh he has been i think for about a week now unable to talk he was able to get a new heart and a new liver a miracle Miracle in Detroit. Let's go, Danny. Detroit versus everybody. Detroit won again.
So we got the first update. These are Danny's first words. Let's hear from Danny. The surgery went well. Slowly getting back my strength.
Chapter 2: What are the implications of insider trading during wars?
Day by day recovery. I really appreciate everyone.
Chapter 3: What are the opinions on Chalamet's ballet?
Let's go, Danny. First of all, we're very excited that Danny is back. Second of all, some of you guys know Danny. Danny speaks with like a... He has like a T-Grizzly accent. Yeah, like a Detroit. Real Detroit hood accent. And they must have put a Chinese liver in that motherfucker because the Asian accent is back. Danny, you've gone to your roots, my boy.
Did you take that heart from the body's exhibit? This is the first time he sounded Asian, right? We need to go to what he sounded like before when they had the black heart and black lips. Get me an old Danny video, Miles, because people need perspective. He was like T-Grizzly before. He was. Now he's like Ying Ying Twins. See? See? You just can't let Al start talking.
We got to pivot the conversation to something more digestible. Yeah. I mean, good for him, though. That's awesome. Shout out, Danny, man. Good for you. We're glad you're... Wait, can we play his new voice again? Oh, yeah. Play his new voice. It sounds like something. I can't tell exactly. I don't know enough movies. Yo. but it'll be back this nigga's batman
These sound like Transformers a little bit. One second. We're going to check the levels again. We got it super cranked on that. I'm the Keep Crusader. Our audio guy just came in and was being critical of Danny's recording after he has a new heart and new liver and hasn't been able to speak for a week. These are his first words. Oh, the audio's a little messed up.
He's covering the microphone with his pinky. That's all.
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Chapter 4: How do we discuss the topic of parents on edibles?
That's all it was. Anyway, Danny, man, good luck with Ra's al Ghul and whoever you're going to be fighting over the next few movies. We appreciate you and we love you, okay? Good for Danny. Danny's back, man. That's awesome. I had a feeling he would get a heart, man. I had a feeling. We made it happen. Yeah, we did make it happen. I also feel like the crime rate in Detroit also made it happen.
If you need a new heart, don't you want to be in a place where people get shot a lot? That's a good point. That's like a dirty water heart, though. They're not getting it from Flint, Michigan. They're getting it from Detroit. I thought all of that shit. All right, fair enough. We try. There's got to be a correlation, right? Crime rate and like...
If you need new organs, you don't want to be in a hell like Boulder, Colorado. You don't want to be in Tokyo. Those are the best hearts. They're the best, but you're not going to come by them that often. It's like a freak snowboarding accident. Which could happen. Rarely. Utah. But they have enough money to abduct people, and then you get a nice, clean, fresh heart.
There's a version there, but there's also a version where, you know, some organ donation nonprofit is paying inner city gangs to shoot each other so they can provide livers and hearts for people that need it. I'm just putting that out there. I don't want Tyler Oliveira to do a research project on it. But Tyler, if you're out there, this is possible. There might be something going on here.
He's doing the Lord's work, bro. Which Lord? Yeah. Not Hashem's work. Ow. Ow, ow, ow. WTF about to lose your ability. No, we're good. We're good. Say again? You want to be around motorcyclists. You want to be around motorcyclists. That's who donates the most. Oh, really? You're dark. That's nice of them. Why? Because they get in the most accidents.
Have you been on your motorcycle since your children? No. Your kid? No. No, right? Isn't that interesting? Yeah. In the garage. And do you think you'll ever bike again? Probably not. How does your wife feel about that? What, that my dreams are destroyed? No, more that you'd be fine dying and leaving her alone, but not your children. Because that's kind of what it is. Yeah, basically.
Well, she lives a lot of her life without me. So she's used to that. Yeah, she can go back to it. My kids have only ever known me as a deadbeat. You know what I mean? Yeah, I can't abandon them now. I feel like a deadbeat dad to my son. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ignoring that kid. I just hang out with Shiloh all day. Yeah. And then he just, like, pops up. He'll, like, burp or throw up.
And then I just hold him for a bit. And I'm like, this is way less fun than hanging around with her. Yeah, but newborns are ignoring you. You know what I mean? Like, you ignore them, but they ignore you. He ignored you first. But that shouldn't be the case. I should be just pouring into this little boy like I poured into Shiloh. He don't want you, bro. Until six months.
Until six months, then you start to come around. He's a deadbeat kid until six months. I love how you're reframing this. It makes me feel a lot better emotionally. You should be mad at him. You should be holding a grudge. And then he's going to come around in six months. You'll be like, oh, now you want me. Yeah. Oh, now you're coming around, huh? No, that's a good way of framing it.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of living with noisy neighbors?
No, I don't think we did. I don't know who lived there before. Actually, no, I do know because we collect their mail and we give it to them once a week. Just a regular white girl. Regular white girl. Yeah. Okay, so I don't think you're responsible for it. I don't think we moved them out. I just think if your building allows dogs, there's going to be noise.
I had a neighbor that was an influencer and she would throw parties really late while we had a newborn. That seems inappropriate. Very inappropriate. I would call down. I'll call down. To the front. I'll call down to the front. Okay. I was like, I think there's a happening. I think there's a girl screaming, no, can you please go check on this? And they would come up. When you call the police?
Say again? When you call the police? Well, no, it wasn't actually, but I needed to be severe enough where they would actually. You start with the front. Yeah, exactly. And I would do anything in my power to stop the party from happening, and it never worked. It's just what it was. We had a newborn baby. I would go there with the crying baby to, like, you know, impose some guilt.
Cocaine just, there's no guilt that gets through cocaine. Shout out cocaine for that reason. But my point is, like, there's nothing you can do about these things. It sucks. I empathize. But it's a dog. A dog is going to bark. Wait, but was that girl an asshole? She was sweet, but she was very inconsiderate. So then, this person is an asshole. But the dog is different. You can't control the dog.
You can control not having a party until 4 a.m. and blasting music with your friends all coked up. Cocaine.
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Chapter 6: How do drugs affect social interactions?
It's hard to control a bag. Turns a lot of people into dogs. Now, you have... Do you do cocaine? What? What? Do you do cocaine? Have I in my illustrious career of being a fun guy? Yes, I have. Will I ever do it again in my life? A bit, but I would not say that I do cocaine. But like, that's a yes. No, no, because there's people who are like into it. I actually, I think it's a very overrated drug.
You just said I have and I will. I've just done it. because I was trying to party for more hours. How? Yeah, that's true. That's not true. You're like, I wasn't trying to keep a baby. I was trying to be skinny. Okay, so you're, okay. But if one of us had cocaine here, would you do it? No, I would not do it. Never? What do you mean? Well, not never. Have a couple beers. Let's talk about it.
All right. I'll put it to you this way. I would not do it. Although Schultz, if you were like, dude, we got to have a Coke night. I'd be like, Schultz wants to do a Coke night. I could saddle up for another ride. We're at Burning Man. Yeah. In Burning Man, I would say it's a strategic play because I actually... I think it's... He feels about drugs and we feel about war.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of catfish in historical fish transport?
He's like, ah...
we gotta stop china we gotta do whatever we can i think it could hurt you like if we're on if we're in the middle of it it's like the the hangover off that is like worse than anything else so like i don't know if i would do it early in burning man but if it was like the last night and we needed a little extra gas in the tank yeah we felt like it was decent stuff i might do a little shoot but yeah again i don't think it's a good thing to do i don't support it
I like him talking about Coke Drexel like a fucking Russian mobster. Do you do Coke, Al? Nah, I'm black. But there was a time. Black people don't do Coke or admit to doing Coke. Did you crack? That was bad. It was a joke I thought about and decided not to say. Yeah, I don't know. I've never... The Fent scares me, dog. But even before the Fent, did you do coke?
No, but I've never lived before the Fent. I was born in the Fent, dude. I was born in the Fent. That's all I've ever known. No, I got to college in 2015. And by that point, it was already like... I think Mac Miller had died. It was already like, what's it worth, you know? Yeah, I think it went like that. It's the dumbest way to die. It went like that, and now it's back up.
Because people younger than him, they're all... They're all in on coke. Yeah, they're all back in. Yeah, it's a party drug. They just do it every weekend. They're back in. It's regular now. It's one of the least fun ones, though, because you get a little energy, but you get a little anxiety, and you want to die the next day. Oh, the hangover's crazy. I've done it once.
I put on my gums once, and then I did it at Burning Man once, and I got it at Burning Man. I was like, oh, I get this. This is the perfect thing to extend the night, as you were saying. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape our views on relationships?
But the next day, fuck. Mm-hmm. What goes up must come down. That is true. There's a reality to all these things. I mean, even I, in my heyday, absolutely love Molly. It's incredible. And I still do, but I just can't deploy it really much because it'll kill you for like four days. Can I give you my honest feeling on Molly? Yes.
Because there are some people that might be at the office that will remain nameless that are like, oh, I just want the pure MDMA. You're gay. I want the fucking pill of ecstasy that has all the other crazy shit. Not fentanyl, but whatever else is in there. A little meth. Oh my God. What I would do, what I would do if I knew we had 24 hours, just the boys. We had some dough, some honey butter.
a shovel and a bag of sand oh my god I did Coachella like 11 years in a row something like that 8 or 9 straight you know what we need honey butter the nicest thing about ecstasy is that like you don't get horny at least for me you get like lovey so it kind of protects you in a relationship coke I feel like you could make some erratic decisions I don't know for a fact but I imagine
alcohol even you get too fucked up you know shit gets a little crazy crazy ecstasy you're like yo let's just talk about how great we all are yeah yeah that's the mixing of it because usually if i'm doing those drugs there's a lot of alcohol also yeah you got to have a little alcohol or a little adderall too yes yeah yeah but then once that pill hits once that fucking tesla hits ecstasy makes my dick stop working completely really i remember i went down for about three hours just trying to get it up
you went down on a girl for three hours that's a lot of pussy I was wired I was wired just waiting for it to get I'm like the moment it gets up I'm gonna give you five minutes nah that's insane I'm like did you enjoy that high off the ecstasy yeah cause it's like you're just in this blissful state it's like oh I'll do this forever Yeah, dude. You just were lost in the pussy, dude.
I swear to God. That's kind of beautiful. I want to talk too much to eat pussy. I'd be coming up like, what do we think about New York? What's your favorite movie and why? What a great city. Private Ryan was incredible. If you did both, it'd probably feel amazing. If you're just like, oh my God, what are you doing? You're just humming nose on the clit.
Dude, Al and Molly hangover is the funniest thing. Why? We were in like a pool in Mexico. Oh, that was fucked up. We were listening to like Dance With My Father. This is when we were in the hotel pool and we were all so down. Yeah. It was dark. I felt kind of normal. You're younger. Yeah. It's a big difference. I can't do what I used to do. It was like the first time I ever did mallet, too.
So I felt kind of fine. Yeah. And I was just like, oh, that was fun. I look over at Al. He's got a towel over his head. He's just leaning over the pool, just crying. Just weeping. It was like fourth quarter Kobe, just like the towel over the head. But I'm telling you, the night before, oh my God. Remember that club that had like the things projected on the wall?
And you could like see, you could see the, they're not like, I don't even know what you would call them. Like the smoke machine allowed you to see the light, the lasers projected. One of our friends was having a panic attack. Ben Uyeda, who's the coolest, calmest dude on the planet, was like sitting next to him, just trying to like regulate him. It was adorable.
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