Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!
Episodes
(Patreon Preview) AnidorksTV Episode 1
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're doing something special and releasing a preview clip from our Patreon content!We will be back next week with a "Minisode&quo...
I Once Met a Girl Named Mar-Chee-A (Book 10)
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 10!! Part 4!!! Just how overpowered are the Chee? Do androids dream of electric dead?? And who will win our first ever award for Scamp Of The Boo...
Glop-Gloop Boy Marco (Book 10)
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 10!! Part 3!!! The Anidorks are all in on Erek. The human condition is to not appreciate Charise’s work! Girl wants to meet Glop-Gloop Boy Marc...
Tell Me Where the Bodies Go (Book 10)
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 10!! Part 2!!! Things are getting slippery as we dive deeper into Book 10. Marco’s dealing with all kinds of urges, violent and otherwise, but ...
Cuteness Quotient (Book 10)
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 10 begins and Marco is already gifting us with more rascal energy than we thought was possible. The gang sneaks into a concert and stalks an old ...
(Minisode) Ani-Mail
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ani-mail, it rarely fails! It makes Ax want to wag his tail. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to [email protected] episodes every Wedn...
2 Slaps 2 Serious (Book 9)
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 9!! Part 4!!! The stakes couldn’t be higher as we close out book 9! The Yeerks very own logging company is dead-set on killing the cutest skunk...
Skunk Mother: The Dankest IPA (Book 9)
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 9!! Part 3!!! We’re in the back half of book 9, and we have questions: Is XBox the boy console? Is Sony for weirdos? Does the Garden State soun...
How Nutella is Made (Book 9)
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 9!! Part 2!!! Broadcasting Vissers and flawed force fields. Cassie’s dad only fears himself. Buttward. Non-fungible Eddys. Soggy nachos. Turnin...
Netflix and Birb (Book 9)
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 9!! Part 1!!! Principal Chapman Chapman. Rachel’s terrifying teeth. Jake’s adorable innards. Netflix and birb. Getting thrown under the metap...
(Minisode) Animorphical: The Musical!!
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An actually mini minisode!! How did we do it? With our new shrink ray of course! We thank our Patreon Subscribers and Eddy quizzes his co-hosts to fin...
I Can See Clearly Now Derane Is Gone (Book 8)
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 8!! Part 3!!! Varieties of shaft. Andalite centipedes are harder to choreograph than human centipedes. Chris discovers Andalites are dads all the...
Jumpstart Z-space (Book 8)
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 8!! Part 2!! (Chapters 8-12) Learning Through Context Clues: An Illustrated Guide. “Hanging out” vs hanging out, big wheels vs. tricycles. Or...
Clifford the Big Gay Red Dog (Book 8)
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 8!! Part One!!! (Chapters 1-7) The effing Alien!!! Elfangor’s creepy van. Zoomin’ in those pods. Why don’t the Yeerks just try to steal one...
(Minisode) Principal Chapman, the Tribe Has Spoken (Part 2)
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourselves for PART 2 of the most highly anticipated season of Survivor Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!!Emails at minute 47 if you want...
(Minisode) Principal Chapman, the Tribe Has Spoken (Part 1)
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourselves for the most highly anticipated season of Survivor: Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!!Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight all...
Consensual Anarchist Whale Collective (MM 1)
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Megamorphs #1!!! Part 3!! Birthday swim event. Taxxons subtle like spies. Visser clip show, part 2. Always with the morphing. Fists like Slenderman. S...
Rosencrantz and Inniss-226 Are Dead (MM 1)
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 2!!! New narrator just dropped! Do princes take or get taken? Morphing permits. She bear, she ded. The most Yeerkable Friend. ...
Chunks of Darlene (MM 1)
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 1!!! A new season means new questions: Is Miranda a librarian? Can Eddy swim? Does Chris even remember how to read?Poly propag...
(Minisode) Strategic Shark Placement
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2!!! Minisode Premiere!!!! We clear out our Season 1 inbox before we morph into Megamorphs #1. We have a Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/anid...
(Megasode) Books 1-7 Any%
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us in the Yeerk pool— er, jacuzzi!— as we soak up some Kandrona rays and chat about everything that’s happened in the first seven books. Fr...
(Microsode) Our smallest episode yet!
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just a quick announcement! We are taking February off to come back strong as daisies in March! Many hearts!!!@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions t...
Boy, Bird, BBQ (Book 7)
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 7!! Chapters 18 to End!!! The Yeerks are making us gay!! Open-air B&B. One person’s window is another person’s blasthole. Yeerks just wan...
The Early Taxxon Gets the Cockroach (Book 7)
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 7!!! Chapters 11 - 17!! Taxxon names sound like Velcro. What’s with KA Applegate and salad shooters? A trick of the Visser. Patience, Iago, pat...
Deep Blowhole (Book 7)
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Book 7!! Chapters 1- 11!! Are Yeerks cute? Rachel dabbles in xenophobia. Chris has ears shaped like Pennsylvania. Miranda eats Pinocchio’s heart. Pe...
(Minisode) The True Meaning of Yeerksmas
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Holidays, everyone! We will be back with Book 7 in the new year. We couldn’t not get you nothing… there was probably a less negative way to ...
(Minisode) Earthworm (Ed)Win
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's no telling what's in this gift wrapped episode! Go ahead: give the box a shake! It sounds kinda like Five Star Reviews maybe? Then a...
The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! (Book 6)
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 6!!! Part 3! (Chapters 19- End) Yeerk traffic jams and pool fellows. The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! Are all Yeerks just Plankton from SpongeBob? Nob...
A Yeerk in Every Ear, A Turkey on Every Table (Book 6)
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 6!!! Part 2! (Chapters 11- 18) New Challenger spotted: the dynamic duo Juan and Terri! Basketball is for lovers. What is Chris paying for? Ancien...
The Wheaties of the Night (Book 6)
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 6!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1- 10) “Wake and Bake” Jake’s interiority complex. Eight pounds of pressure crushes a larynx. Jake takes advantage o...
(Minisode) Three Loud Jerks
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we near the end of our first season, we each rank the six Animorphs to see who our consensus favorite is. There are some surprises along the way (C...
A Quibble over the Quarrel at the Quarry (Book 5)
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 5!!! Part 3! (Chapters 17- end)Just morph into seagulls! Gashes aplenty. My mom’s dead, my dad’s a vegetable. Songs that slap and birds that ...
Reality Has a Corner (Book 5)
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 5!!! Part 2! (Chapters 9-16) Just turn it on! Chapman’s hidey hole. Thank you, Krat’s Creatures. Degrassi, but with ants. We suck cousin bloo...
Caffeinate the Boy!!! (Book 5)
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8)Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! An...
(Minisode) Shin Clifford
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Minisode time!!! Despite Chris's best efforts to fake sick, Eddy ain't buyin' it. The Anidorks are going back to school for another “...
How’s Your War Going? (Book 4)
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 4!!! Part 3!! (Chapters 18 - End)Enter: Ax! Thumb war with a ghost. How many fingers?! A tail-motivated crew. Visser 3 eats his feelings. Ax, the...
God in the Form of Whale (Book 4)
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 4!! Part 2! (Chapters 9 - 17)Dolphin time! Hawks wearing watches, squirrels wearing pants. Surrender your human legs. The gang becomes dolphins ...
Eileen the Minor Human (Book 4)
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 4!!! Part 1!! Chapter 1 - 8!We Animorphs, We happy Animorphs. Almost electrocuted? Technologies antique and Andalite. Tobias the lil’ heap make...
(Minisode) Three Bald Kids In Tubs
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We finished book 3!!! So now we're taking some time to read the lovely reviews you've left us. We also talk about The Witches of Eastwick an...
Extra Points if You Kill Your Friends (Book 3)
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 3!! Part 2!!!! (chapters 12-end)Tobias’ adorable drawer bed. I like it when it scurries. Fuzzy slippers take the edge off. The one good Taxxon....
Birds Can’t Smile, Boys Don’t Cry (Book 3)
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 3!! Part 1!!! (chapters 1-11)Chris reads (and hears!!) the opening for the first time. Enter Dealin’ Dan and Price-Cut Polly Herself! Tusks a...
(Minisode) Jake! Jake! Jake!
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve finished Book 2!! To make sure Miranda and Chris have been paying attention, Eddy’s prepared a pop quiz. It’s the showdown you’ve all be...
Sniff the Visser (Book 2)
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book2!!! Part 3!!! Chapters 16 - End!Infiltrating the Chapmans: part 2. Jake and Rachel play 10 words or less. An Andalite a day keeps the doctors awa...
The Size of the Head Seems to Be Important (Book 2)
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 2!!! Part 2!!! Chapters 10 - 16!It’s all there in his urine for anyone to read. Rachel discovers her new gender (Clint Eastwood) with her newfo...
Chapman’s Hork-Bajir Musical (Book 2)
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 2!!! Part 1!!! (Chapters 1 - 9)Crack a Truly! Jake the Himbo. Teens with guns, underage drinking, and bullet-time birds. Rachel lies to everyone...
(Minisode) The Boy Who Was Also Bird
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Next week, we are back with book 2! In the meantime, enjoy this– um, let’s call it an “Edd(y)-utainment” segment about red-tailed hawks. Broug...
The Tail Squirted Out of Me!!! (Book 1)
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 1!! Part 4!!!Chapter 19 - FinishSlapstick at the Gardens. Yeerks cavorting! I got that top at Marshall's!!! (It has pockets.) The gang start...
Night Volleyball (Book 1)
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 1!! Part 3!!!Chapters 12-18 Thermals, man. Catching some kandrona rays at the Yeerk pool. Night volleyball. Mommy vitamins. Screams— Wilhelm s...
The Anidorks Become Dude (Book 1)
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 1! Part 2!!Chapters 7 - 11Jake and Tobias play with a string. Enter Homer. Something’s up with Smelly Tom. Horses hate pigs!@anidorkspod on twi...
Resident Freak Tobias (Book 1)
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Book 1, Part 1Chapters 1 - 6Resident Freak Tobias has arrived just in time for a massive exposition dump. Visser 3 gets his theater-kid ass dunked on....