Apocrypals
Episodes
25: One Rinthies, Baby (First Corinthians)
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So uh, if this episode gets a little weird, it's probably because the hosts, two comic book writers, found out that Stan Lee died about halfway throug...
24: Butt Stuff Dragon (The Testament of Solomon)
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for HAINTS AND SAINTS, Theophiloi! It's Halloween and things are getting wild spooky up in here as we diver into the testament of Solomon, a...
23: Dunking on Satan (The Acts of Pilate and the Gospel of Nicodemus)
21 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
PIECES be with you, Theophil-OOZE, and get ready for the first installment of our two-part HELLoween SCAREtacular! This week, we're descending into HE...
22: Ocean's Two (The Book of Judith)
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready, Theophiloi, because it's time for a tightly plotted heist story about our favorite Deuterocanonical heroine, Judith! We'll be heading into ...
21: Biblerella (The Acts of Paul and Thecla)
07 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Watch out, Theophiloi -- we've got some high voltage coming your way as we dive into the apocryphal Acts of Paul and Thecla. For the first time, we ha...
20: Shalom Birdie (Genesis Commentary with David Wolkin)
30 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're doing something a little different, Theophiloi! Before we finally move on from Genesis, we've invited the Beloved Wolfman, our pal Dav...
19: MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM (The Book of Genesis, Part Four)
23 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally time, Theophiloi, for us to finish our exhausting journey through the extremely bizarre Book of Genesis! This week, it's the life of Jose...
18: Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God (The Book of Genesis, Part Three)
09 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Content Warning: We cover the story of Dinah in this episode, which involves a sexual assault. Shanah Tovah, Theophiloi, and welcome back to what we'r...
17: Five Gallons of Bread (The Book of Genesis, Part Two)
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a content warning on this one: This section of Genesis includes some very famous instances of homophobia, sexual assault, and incest. Keep t...
16: Doamurder, West Virginia (The Book of Genesis, Part 1)
19 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wonder why we have anxiety, Theophiloi? Perhaps it's because we're sitting down to examine and/or make goofs about the extremely well-known found...
15: An Approximate Week (The Golden Legend: St. Christopher and St. Benedict)
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday! To you, possibly, to us, definitely, as today (August 12) is Chris's birthday, and Benito's (August 20) is quickly following! To celeb...
14: The Boy-Related Eagle Plan (The Story of Ahikar)
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get out of the cistern and cut your nails, Theophiloi, because it's time for a brand new episode! Join us as we take on the extremely apocryphal book ...
13: Bonus Goat (The Deuterocanonical Book of Tobit)
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We are back, Theophiloi! After a bona fide Act of God, we've returned to read the capital-A Apocryphal Book of Tobit, and it is a wild one. Join us fo...
12: Whomst Was At the Tombst? (The Gospel of John, Part Two)
15 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, Theophiloi, let's get this clear right now: Roy Thomas was the second editor-in-chief of Marvel after Stan Lee, and is often considered to have ...
11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Oh h*ck yeah! Your hosts done done it again, y'all: we goofed around and talked a whole lot about the Gospel of John. You'd think after going through ...
10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi (and possibly Apocryphinos)! We hope you're ready for some Johnny Bapto content, because that's what we have a...
9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)
24 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A question for you, Theophiloi: How many times would you like to listen to us go through the Gospel of Matthew? As many as... seven times? Well, you'l...
8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One)
10 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi! So remember how last week, we had our longest episode ever? Well, your boys done did it again. We went so ...
7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)
03 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"When the scribes of the Pharisees saw that He was eating with sinners and tax collectors, they asked His disciples, 'why does He eat with tax collect...
6: Fresh Prince of Beliar (The Ascension of Isaiah)
27 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"And Isaiah answered and said 'So far as I have utterance, damned and accused be thou and all thy powers and all thy house, for thou canst not take fr...
5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)
20 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse, for when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. W...
4: Wittgenstein's Monster (The Book of Isaiah)
06 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Woe to those that are wise in their own opinion and clever in their own sight." -- Isaiah 5:21 Isaiah, the biggest beefiest boy of all the prophets, ...
3: Various Heresies (The Acts of Peter and Paul)
22 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Go, say unto Simon: Peter, because of whom thou fleddest out of Judaea, waiteth for thee at the door." -- The Acts of Peter, Chapter IV Join us this ...
2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel with Apocrypha)
14 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Therefore I issue a decree that anyone of any people, nation, or language who says anything offensive against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abedn...
1: Porky Party (The Book of Acts)
08 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to expla...
Episode 0: I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Then, even if your beginnings were modest, your final days will be full of prosperity." -- Job 8:7 Welcome to Apocrypals, the podcast where two non-b...