Bert Kreischer

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Who is Bert Kreischer and what is his background?

Mr. Balan (Podcast Promo) 2:03
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Unknown Speaker 2:18
He's an object expert
Bert Kreischer 2:37
I find it rude showing up to a podcast on time. When I show up on time, I should show up like five minutes late to let them get settled. So today I was like, I didn't know your energy, so I didn't want to assume. When I get to do a podcast, I'm like, when I say two o'clock, it means I'll get there at two o'clock.
Unknown Speaker 2:51
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bert Kreischer 2:52
And so I feel bad when people get there early and they're waiting on me. And then I'm like, I'm so sorry. I decided to walk to work.
Dax Shepard 2:59
Yeah. And you have it nearly as bad as me, which is you record in a house.
Bert Kreischer 3:04
I just said, I can't believe I'm at your house. It's so intimate. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Is it a good or a bad idea? You think it depends on who you have on your podcast. I have lunatics on my podcast. The night that we decided we no longer do in our house, it was me, Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo, my daughter, Isla, my daughter, Georgia and Eddie Bravo and Isla were learning jujitsu moves. Okay. And we're all high and we're all by the fire pit. Yeah. sure and isla's like i'm mom i'm learning jujitsu it was really fun but my wife's like all right just so we were clear that energy we're not going to welcome that into our house every time we have a little bit aggressive she's like i like eddie i like sam but i don't know if we're gonna just anytime you have a band that wants to stick around and we had a band doing coke in our bathroom the other day yeah maybe keep those kids away from that i try to go ladies do you know who this is and then they're like no yeah
Bert Kreischer 3:51
I was like, shit, this is Gavin Rossdale. Do you know who Gwen Stefani is? And they're like, yeah. I go, oh, God. Can you guys hug him or something? He's a legend. The only one that they ever got mad at me for not introducing them to was Tony Hawk. Oh, we love Tony. They were like, you had Tony Hawk here, Dad? It's hard to know what they're going to know, right? They're what, 19 and 20, your daughters? 19 and 20. Slipknot was a big home run. Five Finger Death Punch.

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