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Always Excellent, Mediocre Or Super Sucky?

30 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... The killer flu & selecting the next Pope The real story behind the situation with the Weezer bassist's wife Bonus M...

Attack That Stench At The Source

30 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Trump's ABC interview & tariff talk The Shedeur Sanders "prank" AI assistants: good or bad? One party consent state...

How Many French Fries Are Enough?!

30 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Some restaurant talk & the WI judge who escorted illegal criminal out of court Joe's 133rd jihad & moving Ultra...

Ma'am... A Coyote Ate Fluffy

30 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... GDP shrinks & the Nextdoor app Katie Green's Headlines! The trade war & Trump's first 100 days Mailbag!  S...

Two Different Things

29 Apr 2025

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On the Tuesday April 29, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show One More Thing Podcast... Jack shares a strange story...involving a stranger....

A Statue Made From T-Rex Arms

29 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... The story of Gavin Newsom Belichicks girlfriend shuts down interview Are India & Pakistan going to war? Final Thoug...

Pipe Down, Baby.

29 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Canada goes liberal! Bill Belichick's girlfriend runs the show $70mil fighter jet falls off air craft carrier & a l...

A Horse Sized Duck Would Make You Crap Your Pants

29 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Russia/Ukraine war continues & Trump is pissed at Putin 100 unarmed men against a gorilla UPS slashing jobs & T...

I'm Not Comfortable With The Idea Of Beating A Gorilla

29 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Discussing the President all the time & Trump's townhall on NewsNation Katie Green's Headlines! The birthrate &...

If You're Gonna Pay Attention to 1 Stupid Thing This Year....

28 Apr 2025

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On the Monday April 28, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Complete verification that Jack & Joe will be not be ...

We Were Loose With The Term "Tramp Stamp"

28 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Trump's meeting with Zelensky & the Wisconsin judge The tramp stamp come back!  The Ukraine/Russia war Final T...

Does He Wear Panties?

28 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Yes We Can-ada & NBA playoffs The 7 Dwarves & Jack's permanent sickness Biden's decline & the cover up The ...

I Steal A Lot Of Office Supplies

28 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Trump's polling numbers & the gender gap! The new "it" crop 60 Minutes on recently surfaced 9/11 evidence  Jac...

Maybe Now You Have Time For A Shower!

28 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Hot Pam Bondi & the nightclub raid in Colorado Katie Green's Headlines! Young liberal women & the erosion of th...

He Likes to Tongue Kiss

25 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Jack reveals a hidden truth... What Joe learned from the book, "Lies My Liberal Teacher Told Me". Does Jack get sick to...

No, Definitely Not a Sign

25 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... The new Progressivism... How to Save Harvard... More Signs of Contempt... Witnessing the Bloodbath of the Dems Party! S...

Beating An Ox

25 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... An oustanding edition of The China Cabinet... A significant milestone... What's happening with the Ukraine/Russia cease...

The Draft. The Apology.

25 Apr 2025

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Hour One of the Friday April 25, 2025 edition features... A shocking assassination... Headlines... Clips of the Week... Mailbag!  Stupid Should ...

Iffy Meat in The Sound Fridge

24 Apr 2025

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On the Thursday April 24, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack asks about food freshness... Meanwhile, Joe is Cle...

A Job & Erections -- That's All You Need, Son!

24 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... The term "health span" & entrepreneurs flocking to Greenland Baby turtles in Philly & the Pope's death The Iran...

Don't Knock Over The Lube, Puppy!

24 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Pride Puppy curriculum in our schools Real ID & farmbots! Trump in talks with Russia about ending the war Stuck Way...

That's The Key With Beans

24 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Trump's approval ratings The indicators of divorce The woke accreditation agencies Drunk female mailman & the Benni...

I Should Check My Sloth & Horniness Index

24 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... The Russia/Ukraine war & Pride Puppy! Katie Green's Headlines! Pride Puppy & the hearing Mailbag! Stupid Should...

Oligarch Foot Rubs

23 Apr 2025

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On the Thursday, April 17 2025 edition of the Armstrong & Getty Extra Large Podcast,  CA Congressman Kevin Kiley joins Jack & Joe to resp...

My Favorite Day of the Year!

23 Apr 2025

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On the Tuesday April 15, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Extra Large Podcast, Tax attorney Steve Moskowitz joins Jack & Joe with some ou...

No One Wants to See Your Feet!

23 Apr 2025

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On the Wednesday April 23, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack takes a dinghy around San Diego Bay.... Then, he ...

Monkey Drunk!

23 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Retired Judge Larry Goodman talks to Joe Getty! The Biden decline & Russia is burning through soldiers Grooming cur...

Dust For Prints!

23 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Andrew "Art" Arthur talks to Joe Getty! Did JD Vance kill the Pope? A new level of anger & Harvard Hysteria!  ...

You Go To Choose Your Romances Better

23 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Jack is sick as can be & very big Lizzo news! From the world of science People love what Trump is doing with the bo...

They're Bleeping Bleeping Rats With Hooves!

23 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Clarity is a little hard to find right now & one sided US universities Katie Green's Headlines! Roles for radicals,...

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour Four

22 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 4 of the Tuesday April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Jobs That Can't Be Filled Coffee Lawsuit Meh to W...

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour Three

22 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 3 of the Tuesday  April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Rand Paul's RFK Vax Speech Our Minds Are No...

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour Two

22 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 2 of the Tuesday April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay.. Clerks Who Talk Too Much & Bad Customer Servic...

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour One

22 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 1 of the Tuesday April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Katie's Korner Great Breakfast/ Ollie the Otter M...

A&G Replay Monday Hour Four

21 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 4 of the Monday April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Schumer Mocks GOP Wealth and Paying Taxes Tariffs ...

A&G Replay Monday Hour Three

21 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 3 of the Monday April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Jack Teen Sex Bot Newsom on Maher BS Germany Free ...

A&G Replay Monday Hour Two

21 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 2 of the Monday April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Mind Control is Easy Jack's Argument at the Bank M...

A&G Replay Monday Hour One

21 Apr 2025

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Featured during Hour 1 of the Monday, April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Dog Shoots Man & Legal Pot Woes Joe's Gladiat...

You Made Everyone's Life Worse

18 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W Clips of the Week & our perfect day Gender Bending Madness!  Dr. Oz swearing in & listeners weigh in...

You're Yelling At Science!

18 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Medicaid maneuver & reforming the government Being a child star How to have the perfect day! Bizarre CIA missions S...

Wet Lips

18 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... 250 years ago tomorrow Peeps debate & Elon wants lots of kids Dying Easter potatoes & Harvard offering remedial...

Nobody Wants To Die In A Radio Station

18 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... It's Good Friday, Jack's sick & Trump's battles Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & dying potat...

Wanna Get Wasted Juice Boxes?

17 Apr 2025

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On the Thursday April 17, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... We have a new duty for Sleeve Boy... Joe's problem with...

See How It Goes, Idiot.

17 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Elon's outlook on kids & baby making Natural birth or C-section? The case of the illegal immigrant accidentally sen...

So She Could Use Them As A Footstool

17 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Bernie & AOC in Folsom going after Kevin Kiley and college life Car sales & church on Sunday Rep Kevin Kiley ta...

That's A Bunch Of Horse S

17 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Bernie & AOC in Folsom, CA and we're headed for an oligarchy Fyre Fest 2 postponed indefinitely & "noodle boys"...

The Commies Snuck In A Plant!

17 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Have we been wrong about kids having cell phones? Katie Green's Headlines! Jerome Powell's warning about tariffs tanks ...

Bear Fight!

16 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... The case over man "accidentally" deported The awful subway story comes around again Newsom & Bill Maher talk policy...

Don't Be A Jerk. That'd Be My Rule.

16 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Harvard funding cuts & free speech Wink Martindale has passed LA jewelry store heist, ruling in Great Britain &...

If You Came For Flowery, You Got It!

16 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Autism spike & RFK Jr's claim Neighbors yelling at each other Social security & federal government spending The...

Not Sophisticated Enough Is Definitely My Brand

16 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Illegal immigrant accidentally deported & men in women's sports Katie Green's Headlines!  Legal definition of ...

Elon Didn't Tell Me

15 Apr 2025

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On the Tuesday April 15, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... The tracklist of Kanye's latest release if rather odd......

Finna Get A Sandwich

15 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Assassination culture & arson at Gov. Shapiro's house Chickstronauts or bachelorette party Space travel & mocke...

He Couldn't Cringe More

15 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... The stunt space events The rot in our education system Our tax attorney Steven Moskowitz talks to A&G Chicken jocke...

I Could Sell Those Toes To Someone Who Wants To Buy Toes

15 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... It's tax day & more tax myths! Elephants after the earthquake in San Diego & regurgitated toes Gender Bending M...

Give It Up for Wheezy Lungs!

15 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Jack's "finna" die, what Trump is about & Rosie O'Donnell Katie Green's Headlines!  The chickstronauts reactio...

Joe Brings Us a New Feature!

14 Apr 2025

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On the Monday April 14 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show... Joe has a wonderful way of bringing us a new idea... Next, he harkens back to an ...

No One Has Ever Called Me Placid

14 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Jack might have strep throat Why we re-watch TV shows & the unhinged left The Luigi Mangione obsession Final though...

What Color Is The Sky In Your World?

14 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Zelensky on 60 Minutes & Russia attacking Ukraine Joe went to The Masters! The "Chickstronauts" & Baxter the gu...

We're Going Home, Honey!

14 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Maher talks about visit to The White House & Trump is healthy as can be! The space landing & changes to America...

It's A Sexy Approach

14 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... The Masters & allergies are killing everyone Katie Green's Headlines! Famous chicks being launched into space &...

What's Going On Officer? I'm Just Watering These Shrubs

11 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & what is missing from the Weezer bassist's wife story? "You don't know because you haven'...

I Paid For Those Sheets!

11 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... The market reacting to tariffs & the world economy Jack can't drink out of his mug in his car Mike Lyons talks to J...

There Can't Be 2 Funny Guys!!

11 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... David Drucker talks to Jack Armstrong An awful subway story... not for the kids! Lanhee Chen talks to Jack Armstrong Ho...

I Can't Bribe A Dock Worker?!

11 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... We're not talking tariffs & mandatory company training Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week, Jack's wo...

Cleanin' Out The Sound Fridge!

10 Apr 2025

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On the Thursday April 10, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack & Joe are Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge...feat...

Rex Has Fleas. Thanks For Asking.

10 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... The art of the deal & the tariff pause Career development & mind wandering Worst moment in 30 years & hope ...

"Underpants" Seems So Old Timey

10 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... China's tariffs on U.S. & making things here at home Coach hacks into college databases for student nudes  The...

Fecal Matter Is Out Of Fashion

10 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... The horror of the DMV & being a government employee The conditions in the prison in El Salvador The American dream!...

Is It A Bit Of A Urinating Contest?

10 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... The tariff pause & buy the dip! Katie Green's Headlines! Trump's tariffs & how this could be good for US Mailba...

Made in America?

09 Apr 2025

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On the Wednesday April 9 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack reveals the body part that bothers him the most... ...

Grunting Like Animals Is The Next Step

09 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Bernie & AOC running the democrat party & San Quentin makeover The beef between Elon Musk & Peter Navarro T...

Coast To Coast Popcorn Throwing

09 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Cost of iPhones made in the US & impact of tariffs Man folds a fitted sheet & DEI in the scouts Big day in coll...

They Make Their Own Dingoes, You Dingo.

09 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Possible scenarios after Trump's tariffs Calling without notice & out running animals Woke Watch! Jack & comput...

The Bag Of Bricks Or The Nazi

09 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... The China tariffs & new TikTok trend Katie Green's Headlines! Is it a dire wolf or not & the best resume ever. ...

No You Can't!!!

08 Apr 2025

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On the Tuesday April 8, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing podcast... First, Jack has the results of a ridiculous survey... A d...

"He's Dumb As A Bag Of Bricks"

08 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... No more blaming Biden & tariff talk It's a wolf with a dye job! Man arrested for snarking about head of school in U...

Somebody Go Get My Scotch!

08 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Supreme Court ruling on deportations via Alien Enemies Act Chicken Jockey! Will Iran get nuclear weapons? A "Thank you"...

This Never Crossed My Transom

08 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Elon & Peter Navarro throw down Violent rhetoric on the left is becoming normal Bringing back the dire wolf! Threat...

Burn It! Get Rid Of It!

08 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... People are pissed & the market rollercoaster Katie Green's Headlines!  Real ID deadline & we're headed str...

Deja de Escucharse

07 Apr 2025

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On the Monday April 7, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Joe used google translate to listen-in on a pair of Spanis...

A Line Up Every Nose

07 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... NCAA Finals & the domino meme Bernie changes his tune on open borders Where have all the working men gone? Final Th...

The Smell Of Algebra... Ugh!

07 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Amazon carts & we need a restructuring of global trade Lunch lady goes for student  Libs unhinged at protests ...

Not Just No, But Hell No!

07 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... The stock market & Elon breaks with Trump on tariffs AI stories! High end brothel near Harvard & depressed libe...

The Proper Term Is "Bitches"

07 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... The women's Final Four & Trump's tariffs Katie Green's Headlines! Tunes change on Biden's mental state while in off...

How Many Bottles Of Soy Sauce Will You Go Through In Your Life?

04 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & reciprocal tariffs Oldest tortoise mom & child porn platform dismantled King of all ...

More Pie. More Booze. More Money.

04 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Nancy Pelosi on tariffs & Trump hasn't changed New Bruce Springsteen music & endless penguin memes 1/2 of us ca...

She Was A Good Looking Woman Before Electricity

04 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... News coverage around tariffs The torpedo bat Stretching benefits & the most annoying thing Joe still uses AOL &...

We're Wearing Barrels With Straps

04 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Explaining tariffs is impossible & possible recession? Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & the ...

Fascinating!

03 Apr 2025

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On the Thursday April 3 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Joe brings us a pair of notes from the world of science fictio...

For Security Reasons, I'm A Hobbit

03 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Elon isn't leaving yet & the top economies in the world Man speaks out against Hamas & is killed followed by co...

Your Beef Is Weak

03 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Hunter's laptop & a new book on Biden's mental decline No phones in school & a song of one of our favorite clip...

It Helps Being Dumb

03 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... The world is charging us tariffs. Example: The European Union Bingo, Bango, Bongo! Everything isn't fair & our list...

35% Tariff If We Start The Show Late

03 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... Tariff terror & effects on the economy Katie Green's Headlines! Are tariffs really that bad? We've been getting rip...

I Need A Margarita & More Biscuits And Gravy

02 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... This year's border numbers so far Health advice from Val Kilmer Bombers sent to the Middle East & Obama's political...

He Has A Very Low Voice For A Child!

02 Apr 2025

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Hour 3 of A&G features... Ezra Klein defines the left... Val Kilmer passed away & groceries and politics Josh Hoover talks to A&G CA kill...

I'm Fairly Fond Of Me

02 Apr 2025

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Hour 2 of A&G features... Should human life be optimized through genetic manipulation? Judges race in Wisconsin Liberation Day & the "gang of...

Check In Your Testicles & Go Home!!

02 Apr 2025

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Hour 1 of A&G features... It's liberation day, how tariffs work & Jack blows a gasket Katie Green's Headlines! War in the Middle East Mailbag...

I'm Tired of My Freakin' Sleep Problem!

01 Apr 2025

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On the Tuesday, April 1 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A young women's weird airline experience leads to a conve...

You're A Weak F-ing Act

01 Apr 2025

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Hour 4 of A&G features... Guy confronted over vandalizing a Tesla & vandalizing beer Supreme Court election South Korea's fertility rate Fina...