ArtHoles
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 4: Onomatopoeia Slurping and Squishing Sounds
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Go get’em buddy! My dude OWNS the makuuchi division. Also, if there’s one thing people should take away from this episo...
Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 3: Tapajou, le Petit
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Henri, Adele, Alphonse, Dead Gary, Odon, Napoleon III, the Grandmothers, Alix, Amédée, MIT Math Nerd Steve (from Pollock), Charles, Piss Pons, the ...
Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 2: Meet the Toulouse-Lautrec-Montfas, du Boscs, and Tapié de Céleyrans
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Our adventure begins with the Grandmothers, a footnoted sister, more mounted heads than fireplaces (which is saying something), and some thick-ass man...
Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 1: But, First... A Tale of French Lineage in Three Acts
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Before we begin the Toulouse-Lautrec journey, we of course need a 5 hour fever dream of French history. It only took me one episode in this series for...
Frida Kahlo Ep 7 of 7: Viva la Vida
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the Frida finale, we alternate between having lots of fun and exploring the cavernous depths of human suffering. But we also have fun? If you're he...
Frida Kahlo Ep 6 of 7: Parrots, Turkeys, and Russian Roosters...Oh My!
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In what was supposed to be the finale, but instead turned into the episode before the finale, we learn quite a bit. Really, we learn too much. About n...
Frida Kahlo Ep 5 of 7: до свида́ния
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The episode that broke me. 11/28 update: two-parter finale is on the way soon. Apologies for the delay, it's been a crazy few months and anything un...
Frida Kahlo Ep 4 of 7: The Moment You Realize You're Pregnant
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a rollercoaster of an episode, we learn about mural negotiations, chicken salad sandwiches that curb masturbation, and which type of gringo is w...
Frida Kahlo Ep 3 of 7: A Friend Beyond the Glass
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
While Frida recovers-ish from the accident, she starts down a new path. This path will take her to a magical place beyond a window, the Communist Pa...
Frida Kahlo Ep 2 of 7: Meet the Kahlos
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How many daughters is too many daughters? What do you do with the extra ones? Is it ok to cause an old man to fall down a flight of stairs? What if he...
Frida Kahlo Ep 1 of 7: But, First... A Tale of Olmecs, Pulque, and a Pastry War
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Frida Kahlo has become a name synonymous with strength and independence. She was born during a crucial time in Mexico’s history and touched the live...
Caravaggio Ep 8 of 8: A Baroque'n Man on the Run (Part 2)
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Don Pepe Incident, a story about Lucy we’d all like to forget, nerd-ceremonies, and a complicated reunion. Then, things get really, really fancy...
Caravaggio Ep 7 of 8: A Baroque'n Man on the Run (Part 1)
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In a post-Nooch world, a comparatively short period in Caravaggio’s life is jam-packed with a comparatively large amount ludicrousness, so the final...
Caravaggio Ep 6 of 8: Tennis Balls
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Greg Rotolanti, butter, Fillide, sex-wrinkles, a resolute and purposeful “Jenis,” The Nooch, a magic flying house, and tennis. I honestly don’t ...
Caravaggio Ep 5 of 8: What'd You Call Me?!
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Baglione, Mao, The Nooch... As adversaries emerge, lines are drawn, and words are exchanged. Really, really, ridiculous words with unimaginable fallou...
Caravaggio Ep 4 of 8: Hitting the High Notes
01 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The new Counter-Reformation mix tape dropped…ya heard? It’s a music-heavy episode, not all of which is appropriate for work. Maybe not everybod...
Caravaggio Ep 3 of 8: Bringing Lusciousness Back to Caput Mundi
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Caravaggio finds a new home after maybe murdering somebody. But who would take in such a person? Turns out, lots of people. We’ll learn about C...
Caravaggio Ep 2 of 8: Meet the Merisis
10 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How many Caterinas is a sufficient number of Caterinas? What’s the appropriate length of a baby Jesus arm? Is John of Austria the worst? Does a RE...
Caravaggio Ep 1 of 8: But, First...A Tale of Fish Sandwiches, Butter Towers, and Judas Cradles
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
One of the greatest and most enigmatic painters, born into an insane time. He was also a complete nightmare. This is the story of a man whose poor beh...
Jackson Pollock Ep 9 of 9: Death, Sadness, and a Bunch of Math
27 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I feel like the title of this episode really bottom-lines what’s happening here. Clement Greenberg takes a stand at Jackson’s funeral, Lee doesn...
Jackson Pollock Ep 8 of 9: A Long and Winding Road
12 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson begins to scare even the most grizzled of Bonacker, Lee starts to assert her independence, and we meet a man named Bootie. So have a chat with...
Jackson Pollock Ep 7 of 9: Mrs. Schaefer and the Barbiturates
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This episode flies off the rails. Roger $%#$@ Wilcox comes front and center and there’s also a crazy brawl in a mud pit. Jackson becomes ridiculou...
Jackson Pollock Ep 6 of 9: Dribbles, Drips, and Dropping Loads of Paint
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Jackson finally gets to explore a part of himself that he hasn’t really figured out yet. Also, we’ll learn about the old ‘mur...
Jackson Pollock Ep 5 of 9: European, Schmuropean
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In this art-heavy episode, we'll work through cubism, surrealism, being too old for stuff, and the inner workings of Jackson’s penis. Lee and Jack...
Jackson Pollock Ep 4 of 9: Somewhere Out There
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get your paintbrushes ready! Jackson learns a new form of therapy that’s not based at all in science or medicine, we learn that Kandinsky made some ...
Jackson Pollock Ep 3 of 9: Spaghetti and Sympathy
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson recovers from his unfortunate boxcar train ride, then heads back to NYC to hang out with Thomas and Rita Benton...but maybe a bit more so with...
Jackson Pollock Ep 2 of 9: A Coming of Age Tale
21 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
LeRoy and Stella make a big move, LeRoy has some tough employment decisions to make, and Jackson finds a new form of inspiration! Let's explore exactl...
Jackson Pollock Ep 1 of 9: Meet the Parents
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The art history journey continues and our journey with Jackson Pollock begins! This series is going to be a complete rollercoaster. It begins with ann...
Picasso: Origin Story Ep 4 - Domestic Disturbance (And Fin. For Now...)
07 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This story goes exactly where you think it would - a guy named Mr. Frip, clowns, aggressive literature, and the movie New Jack City. We also meet th...
Picasso: Origin Story Ep 3 - Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls...or Dragons
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Casagemas ruins a dinner party and everybody deals with the fallout. We travel around a bit, then settle in Le Bateau-Lavoir, which comes fully-equip...
Picasso: Origin Story Ep 2 - Get Your Own Tertulia
04 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The guys explore killing two birds with one lightening strike, having a monstruo in your pantalones, and devastating news for Tio Salvador’s plan. ...
Picasso: Origin Story Ep 1 - Meet the Parents
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In the inaugural episode of the Picasso: Origin Story, we meet Picasso's parents. We also analyze what’s in a name (it's oddly important to this s...
Intro to ArtHoles
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to ArtHoles! An art history podcast with someone who knows nothing about art history. Or podcasting, for that matter. Coming from absolu...