NO TROLLS - Goblins only. PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ John Goblikon (Dave Rispoli) // https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/ & https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner Camera Operator: James Hull Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Post Manager: Luke Baker Editor: Patrick Horba Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel Sound Editor: Gareth Hird DIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh 0:00 INTRO 2:02 WHICH IS WORSE: TROLLS OR INTERNET TROLLS? 3:39 HE HAS A GO TO ORDER AT EVERY CHAIN RESTAURANT 4:48 JOHN HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH SHREK 7:08 MULTIPLE MEN WERE MUTILATED IN THEIR MUSIC VIDEO 9:02 GOBLINS ARE EXPENDABLE 10:33 IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COVER UP GOBLIN STENCH 12:12 IS THE TERM “GOBLIN MODE” OFFENSIVE? 13:39 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME JOHN IS TONE DEAF 15:00 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME HE WOULD LOOK BETTER BALD 17:04 HE’S A FREAK IN THE (SPREAD)SHEETS 19:34 HE’S GOING TO START A SNACK COMPANY 20:58 JOHN POOFS AROUND TO GET PLACES, BUT IS STILL ALWAYS LATE 22:40 IT’S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST TO WORK FOR A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 23:58 TOLKIEN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF JOHN’S “ MISSION UNALIVE LIST” 26:55 HE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT THE HELP OF COMEDIAN DAVE RISPOLI 28:48 HE’S ALL GREEN… 29:34 JOHN HAS CERTAIN GUESTS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO COOK INTO A STEW 30:22 HE DOESN’T WIPE, HE LET’S IT CRUST 30:42 WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GOBBLIN?? 38:57 BLOOPERS
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