Athletico Mince
Episodes
Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke
02 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019)Join Club Parsni...
The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt. Hosted ...
Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and m...
The McClaren Collection Vol. 1
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23... Hosted on Acast. See ...
Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’...
Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown ...
The Scottish Collection Vol. 1
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.(Thanks to ...
Ep. 103 - Night Remorse
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
The Alderman Collection Vol. 1
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more. ...
Ep. 101 - British Fight
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges. Hosted on ...
The South Africa Collection Vol. 1
15 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1
15 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day. Hosted on Acast. See...
Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit
09 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Ste...
Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, an...
Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more... Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two bran...
Ep. 94 - The 100
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor. Hosted on Aca...
Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and ...
Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview
19 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Ep. 92 - Just Hooves
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more… Hos...
Ep. 91 - Longy Special
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card… Hosted on Acast...
Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new...
Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots mor...
Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more… Hosted on ...
Ep. 86 - Bras For Men
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and ...
Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crim...
Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin!
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’… ...
Ep. 82 - Night Blight
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club...
Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s ho...
Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister
19 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry… Hosted on ...
Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit
05 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six… Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns… Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk
25 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy… ...
Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swas...
Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else! Hosted on Acast. See a...
Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update... H...
Ep. 70 - Warhammer
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more… Hosted on Acas...
Reheated Mince Vol. 5
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a b...
Reheated Mince Vol. 4
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc....
Reheated Mince Vol. 3
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scotti...
Reheated Mince Vol. 2
02 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn tha...
Reheated Mince Vol. 1
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one ...
Ep. 69 - Six More Fish
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter
24 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update an...
Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling...
Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to f...
Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing
20 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psych...
Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings
13 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley an...
Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan...
Ep. 62 - Specific Beef
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and...
Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!
01 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you t...
Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot
11 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song... ...
Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch
20 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie ava...
Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!
13 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchp...
Ep. 56 - World King Fighter
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some o...
Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet
21 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, ...
Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and...
Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree
22 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update ...
Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue
01 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more... Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Row...
Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump
25 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens. Hosted on Acast...
Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!
11 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more... Hosted on Acast. See a...
Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers
29 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pie...
Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule
14 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet......
Ep. 45 - Yes Please!
01 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey
12 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty...
Ep. 43 - New Potato Season
05 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here
28 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner
24 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro. Hosted on Aca...
Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For?
17 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement... Hosted on Acast. See a...
Ep. 39 - Instanbul
10 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac... Hosted on Aca...
Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody
03 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two
31 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve & Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017. Hosted on A...
Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You
25 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas fr...
Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One
23 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro & Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish ...
Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick
25 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island. Hosted on Acast. See...
Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown
18 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene. Hosted on Acas...
Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot
04 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective
28 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too. Hosted on A...
Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble
14 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis. Hosted on Acas...
Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!
29 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs
13 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...