Attention HellMart Shoppers!
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups. Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon S...
There's no Business Like Hell Business
14 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.
Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential.
Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
18 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.
Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie.
Mini Episode 22: Employee Review
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.
Mini Episode 21: Alpaca
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong.
Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject.
Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chet sets Jake up on a date. That's all you need to know.
Mini Episode 18: Birthday!
12 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special.
Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag
11 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Danny and Chet just can't seem to connect.
Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Joi...
Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permane...
Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillio...
Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Bat...
Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's an Easter Special! Almost timely, eh?
Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What was Gunter up to after the Season 1 finale, when everyone else went to Razzies? Now you'll know!
Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette
04 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a glimpse into what Ruth's been up to in Hell.
Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot. Support the show and get early access and exclusi...
Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew.
Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism! Support the show and get early access and exclusive c...
Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run...
Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty e...
Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5.
Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game
28 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it.
Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events o...
Mummy Dearest
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Its getting tough out there, so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for t...
Listen to My New Podcast!
08 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie eve...
Season 2 Teaser
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
November 18, 2019
BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not.
BONUS: I have a New Show!
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It's called 1994 and it's premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here's the very frist teaser trailer! If you...
BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Independence day is approaching in Strickland and there's trouble in the basement. With special guest star Sarah Golding as Regional Manager Melinda A...
BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We have a brand new Mini-Episode just for you! This tells the tale of (not so) young love in the meat department of Hello...
BONUS: April Announcement
10 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we've got going on in th...
There's No Place Like Hell
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes peopl...
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of ...
Jimmy's Eleven
05 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Gu...
Working Stiffs
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener s...
Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager. Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionh...
A Cold Christmas In Hell
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe sh...
Holiday Schedule Announcement
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas s...
Chicken Little Big Man
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and ...
All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! htt...
Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/a...
Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2
23 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra epis...
Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit http://patreon....
Big News!
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON! I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as...
Mommy's Little Monster
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PA...
Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II
18 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Zombie Dance Party! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on twitter! Go to http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of ...
Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I
04 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Lik...
Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate...
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on ...
The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II
24 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Lepre...
The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I
10 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, foll...
Chekov's Shoelaces - Part II
25 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and...
Chekov's Shoelaces - Part I
25 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Richmond was living the good life in the elite world of New York finance when he took the fall for his firm's dirty dealings. Now he's out of j...
Season 1 Trailer
22 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Richmond was living the high life in Manhattan when he was convicted of a few dozen counts of securities fraud and some light treason, but ...
Teaser
21 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Join the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store, unfortunately situated above the gates of hell. These retail wage slaves battle ...