Attitudes!

Palantir, DOGE Deposition, Oscars and I’m Old School, Okay?

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're joined by our Lady Attorneys and break down the Oscars (aka the Chalamet-shaming ceremony). Erin rips into tech bro supervillain Alex ...

Declining Birth Rate, LGBTQ+ Support Lessens, Scandinavian Texas Obsession and Dere's Da Balls

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's back in El Paso with his parents and binging Australian Married at First Sight: Australia. Erin is rekindling her love of Judy Tenuta and is s...

Florida ADAP Cuts, Kansas SB 244, Walking Pneumonia and Zydeco

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Erin’s back from the doctor after being diagnosed with walking pneumonia and she’s coping by giving us a crash course on the joys of zydec...

Alysa Liu, Texas S.B. 12, Austin BBQ and a Barefoot Symphony

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin's back from a surprising weekend getaway in Austin, and Bryan learns a new podiatric way of feeling the music by an experienced elder a...

Stonewall Pride Flag Removed, The Save Act, LA Philharmonic and The Aesthetician Baker

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan was surprised by a special guest performance at the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and Erin gets her ass handed to her by a boomer client a...

Olympic Medal-Winning Gender Parity, Fox News Anti-Trans Record, Bad Bunny Halftime Show and Fiesta Ware

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're still riding high after watching Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show and feeling a little more hopeful about the future of the countr...

Dismantling Women's and Gender Studies Studies, Queer Literature on the Rise, Haircuts and Catherine O'Hara

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan has an interesting experience getting a haircut from the same man who originated "The Bryan" during his childhood, and Erin picks up a...

Sexism Rotting the Brain, U.S. Deporting Iranian Asylum Seekers, Alex Pretti and Microneedling

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We try and keep things light amidst the rising tide against ICE and the Trump administration (and as Bryan recovers from a procedure). Erin covers a s...

Texas Rainbow Crosswalks Return, Sohla El-Waylly, Waymos and Frotting

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Chaos reigns in this month's Lady Attorney episode. We're starting new businesses Honeymoon Clothes™ and Panty Cents™, Bryan took a Waymo ...

Renee Good, Texas A&M Bans Plato, Purging Kitchen Utensils and Airline Pretzels

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan is live from his office where he's been purging pandemic kitchen purchases. Erin does some Groceries-style recommendations including S...

Trans Healthcare Court Challenges, CCAC, Counting Sheep and Kendra Scott

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New year, same 'ssues! Bryan is live from his sister's childhood bedroom (blame Renee) and tells us how his trip to Japan over our holiday break went....

Best of Patreon 2025!

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy new year!  We'll be back next week, but to tide you over until then we're giving you a peek behind the paywall with some of the best bits f...

Best of 2025!

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Holidays to all our listeners! We're off this week but have compiled some of the best bits from the year for your listening pleasure. We hope we...

The 2025 Holiday Spectacular!

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're happy to bring back our annual tradition of welcoming some of our favorites into our holiday home before the winter break! Punam Patel reveals w...

LinkedIn Algorithm, Lavender Scare, Bad Haircuts and Truffle Pigs

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan is upset over his short haircut, and Erin's back from her trip to Italy where she got her fill of truffles and was made fun of by flig...

Same Sex Marriage Rulings in Japan and the EU, Rockettes and the American Girl Doll Store with Guest Host Naomi Ekperigin!

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

While Erin is out of town Bryan is joined by friend of the show Naomi Ekperigin this week! We discuss what we did for Thanksgiving, and how Bryan spen...

Dateline Recap: The Prince, The Whiz Kid & The Millionaire

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving! We're off this week but we wanted to share one of our recent favorite Dateline Recaps from behind the paywall! Palm Springs, big h...

Gay Marriage Support in Decline, Menopause Treatment Changes, Cigarettes and Books from the 1930s

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin shares her new hobby of reading rare books from the 1930s, and Bryan gets back to smoking on the set of a short film in New York. Bryan...

New York Times Blaming Women in the Workplace, Kim Davis’ Supreme Court Defeat, Austin, Erewhon Smoothies and Digi-Annie

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is dehydrated after her visit to Austin, Bryan befriends his Erewhon-going seatmates on a flight to New York, plus some balm/SPF talk and a celeb...

Javier Milei, Gender Pay Gap Widening, Slow Horses and Great Aunt Tiny

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin goes horseback riding which causes Bryan's childhood equine trauma to resurface.  Bryan discusses Argentinian President Javier Mil...

Female World Leaders, Newsom Bill Vetos, and a Happy Hallowqueen!

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's All Hallows' Eve and Erin and Bryan are dressed as everyone's favorite 90s home decorator and TV psychic for the occasion. Plus, everyone's favor...

Church of Norway Apologizes, The Tech Right's Phyllis Schlafly, The Rachel and I'll See You At The Botanical Garden, Bitch.

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin and Bryan are both enjoying the fall weather in Santa Fe and New York, sharing some recent restaurant experiences, what it's like being...

Vikings Gay Cheerleaders, Supreme Court Reviewing Conversion Therapy Ban, Paul McCartney's Got Back and The Land

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin tells us all about her husband Alé's Paul McCartney VIP concert experience, and Bryan had some trouble offloading a ticket for t...

Homeland Security Scrubbing Transgender Reporting, War on Tylenol, Back to School and The Hoka Polka

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lace up your Hokas as we remember our childhood back to school anxiety, and we wonder if the 9-1-1 character Josh Russo was named after one of our fav...

Attitudes! x IMHO: The Crossover Event!

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we welcome IMHO: The Show's Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis P. Bevels to Attitudes! We reminisce with Darby and Alexis (listeners of the po...

Conservatives Labeling Trans People as Threats, South Carolina Proposes Abortion Ban, Gym Smoothie and Jury Duty

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is fulfilling her civic duty after being called in for jury duty in Santa Fe.  Bryan is stopped from going into his gym class and pulls an o...

Mia Moglie, Texas A&M Discarding LGBTQ+ Books, and the Dry Cleaning Strega Nonas

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin is recovering from a mystery illness, and Bryan is in need of a new dry cleaner after his recent pick-up experience. Erin discusses the...

Asphalt Art Safety, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Gendered Beta Blocker Testing, and Show and Tell

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's show and tell week for the class! Erin shows off her new BLOCH shoes, and Bryan brings in a scent from the 80s that he's been craving (and fought...

Texas Suing Abortion Pill Distributors, Dems Leaving Trans People Behind, Korn and Pobody's Nerfect

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan has returned to LA to his torn apart kitchen and gets advice from EMTs about a bad batch of drugs in town. Erin's back from her quick trip to NY...

Rainbow Crosswalks, Good Trouble in Texas, Carole Cook and The Incredible Mr. Limpet

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan talks about finishing his run at Edinburgh, and a discussion about actress Carole Cook takes us into a 10 minute deep dive on the 1960s Don Knot...

No Mifepristone at Costco, West Texas A&M Drag Ban, Amy Madigan and La Llorona

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is in his last week of shows at Edinburgh, Erin is (not) retired, and Aunt Gladys talk turns into learning about La Llorona and the Cucuy. Erin ...

Kim Davis, U.S. Burning Contraceptives, Bagpipes and Oasis

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan has been spending all his free time in Edinburgh at the copy shops printing stickers for his posters, and Erin keeps prodding at him t...

UK's Online Safety Act, Ryan Walters, Rhode Island Workplace Accommodations, Edinburgh and Tap Shoes

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Birthday to Bryan! Fresh off his first week at the Edinburgh Fringe, Bryan tells us about the hustle it takes to perform at the world's largest ...

Dateline: The Widow of Woodland Hills

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is prepping for his Edinburgh debut, so this week we're re-releasing one of our favorite Dateline Recaps from behind the paywall! A hairdresser ...

Big Beautiful Bill Implications, 988, P-Touch and Burger King

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is staying dewy in Santa Fe and trying to find batteries for her P-Touch to stay organized. Bryan overhears some bros rating New York's hottest b...

Bisexual Erasure, Women Driving The Economy, Cigarettes and the Subie Wave

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin now officially owns her car and teaches us about the "Subie Wave". We reminisce about being smokers and how we love seeing the smoking trope in f...

Danmei, Wisconsin and Arizona Abortion Ban Repeals, Boston, Viagra and Adderall

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is with a private client exploring Boston and shares some pros and cons for visitors. Erin self-diagnoses herself with ADHD after taking Adderal...

People Over Papers, Budapest Pride, Bezos Wedding and Glory Holes

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is sweatin' it out with no AC during her last week in Vancouver, and Bryan tells us which celebrity turds were at the Bezos wedding over the week...

Supreme Court on Gender-Affirming Care and Pregnancy Resource Centers, First Class Pringles and Normal Eye Freckle

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is back in Santa Fe for a limited time, dropping off all her Vancouver luggages, and Bryan is still without a kitchen and has a new eye diagnosis...

Anti-Trans Billionaires, Southern Baptist Convention, Bowen Island and No Kings Day

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin captains a boat from Vancouver to Bowen Island, and Bryan has some kitchen mold remediation but still attends the WeHo No King's Day pr...

Hungary Pride Bans, Indy 500 Plane Banner, John Proctor is the Villain and LA ICE Raids

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan has some pre-Tony Awards praise for John Proctor is the Villain (congrats to Cole Escola!), and we discuss the horrific ICE Raids and ...

Digital Camera Guys and Concert Selfies, State of Pride 2025, Garfield and Barefoot at the Movies

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're seeing the signs of the start of summer (or at least people wanting it to be). Erin tries out some Boom Boom fashion with her new thrifted sleep...

Supreme Court Reviewing ACA Preventative Care, Toxic Masculinity, Salome and The Greatest Genitalation

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week spring has sprung while Erin is in Vancouver, Bryan gives us a review of Salome at The Met, and we ponder whether the "Gen" in Gen X, and Ge...

Vermont's S.28, Montana's SB99, GLAAD's Social Media Safety Index, The Good Dumbwaiter and Suspension Bridges

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan reminisces about his family's (now closed) Italian restaurant in El Paso, and Erin gets in a fight with a Russian man at a Vancouver s...

Dateline Recap: Deadly Omission

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise!  We're giving you one of our favorite Dateline Recaps from behind the paywall!  Dateline Season 33, Episode 5. Condos. Condominium...

Boise and Salt Lake City Pride Flags, At-Home Pap-Smear, European Jet Lag and Canadian Cell Phone

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin is looking for the best baked goods in Vancouver and jet lagged Bryan is back from his European vacation with Mother and Father Safi.  Bryan...

Best of the Vault Vol. 4

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We'll be back next week with a new ep, but to hold you over we've got more of the best from the Vault! Bryan's one man show Hair I Am, Yarn Tethers, B...

Best of the Vault Vol. 3

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're off this week but have compiled some of our best bits from the vault! Get ready for an unfortunate hotel experience we had while on tour, Pizza ...

For Women Scotland, Alabama Anti-LGBTQ+ Bills, Whistler and iMessage Hearts

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded pre-Easter and pre-Pope dying, Erin is on her way to Whistler in Canada for a long weekend and Bryan is worried about whether his iMessage re...

Air Force Defies Trump, The SAVE Act, Sally Jesse Raphael and 700th Surprise!

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've joined The 700 Club! Who'd have thought when we started in 2011 that we'd be in this dystopian nightmare 14 years later?! For this momentous occ...

Georgia Woman Arrested After Miscarriage, California Rejects Trans Athlete Ban, Aunt Selfies and Slinkies

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're sharing our airline hacks for all you Southwest Early Birds! Bryan is back from El Paso with stories about his silent gym experience a...

Utah Bans Pride Flags, Exploding Voter Gender Gap, Pill Nightmares and Thomas Kinkade

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin is taking advantage of Canada's socialized medicine with pills that are going to give her nightmares, and is pulled over by the VPD AGA...

New Jersey Reproductive Rights Bills, El Cerrito, Gay Quads, and Pulled Over in Vancouver

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Birthday Erin! Our feminasty celebrated another trip around the sun with a French dinner and an encounter with the VPD. Bryan educates us on pol...

Montana Anti-LGBTQ Bills, Transphobe Congressman, Squirt and SmilePik

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin is back in Jigsaw's basement (Vancouver). Bryan has a memorable dining experience in NYC, plus he has a birthday surprise (and demonstr...

Billionaire Women Doing Good, Love Is Blind, Scottsdale and Cruella Breville

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Erin has some tales from her Scottsdale pit stop on the way home to New Mexico, and Bryan is having issues troubleshooting his new espresso machine. E...

Iowa Removes Trans Civil Rights Protections, Military Female Firings, Oscars and Special Guest Jeffery Self!

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're excited to have Jeffery Self to chat about his book Self Sabotage and Other Ways I've Spent My Time coming out March 11th! Bryan regal...

Conservative Push to Raise Birth Rate, Increasing Number of LGBTQ+ Americans, Devil in a Blue Dress and Gatorade

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is fresh from an NYC haircut giving him Elizabeth Taylor spider bangs. Erin missed LA’s Frieze Art Fair, but rediscovered the 1995 Denzel ...

Erasing T and Q from LGB, Diem, Post-Valentine's and Sheryl Crow

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're soaking up the sun with the Lady Attorneys to discuss our romantic Valentine's Day outings (with husband and client), plus a deep dive into...

Contraception Begins at Erection Act, Liberal State Hospitals Ending Gender-Affirming Care, Grandma Gibson and Diet Coke

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for our new opening segment Grandma Gibson where Erin pleads for us all to get off social media and tells us about her lymphatic massag...

Queer Erasure, Deleting Reproductive Rights Information, Grammys and Tinctures

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is back in Texas for his dad's birthday and full of Oregonal and Erin pulls out some good ol' gym floor xanax for her flight anxiety. Bryan give...

European Court of Human Rights, Target DEI, Neil Young and Bryan's Series of Unfortunate Events

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we present Bryan Safi’s Series of Unfortunate Events as he attempts to fix his broken MacBook at the Apple Genius Bar, deals with a car br...

LGBTQ+ Progress Around the World, Beauty Influencers Profiting from Wildfires, Kohl’s and Martin Luther King Jr.

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We spent Inauguration Day distracting ourselves learning about the history of Kohl’s and interspersing some Martin Luther King Jr. quotes for go...

Challenging the South Carolina Abortion Ban, Costco DEI, El Paso Dillard's, and Leaving LA

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We left LA due to the fires, and our thoughts are with everyone affected. Erin's back in Santa Fe having home cooked meals with the ones she loves, Br...

National Defense Authorization Act, TikTok Fitspiration, Italy and New Year Stomach Problems

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is back with tales from his holiday trip to Italy involving Coke Zero and Christmas poems. Erin hiked, journaled, and ended up with stomach prob...

Dateline: The Carrollton Plot

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year! We'll be back next week. In the meantime enjoy Bryan's recap of Dateline: Season 23, Episode 4. Carrollton, Texas - where there are mo...

Columbo Likes the Nightlife

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A post-Christmas miracle - the final Columbo from 2003! The boomer writers of the OG Columbo series asked themselves, "What's popular with the kids th...

Groceries: Wegmans Astor Place

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're off for the Holidays, but we wanted to gift you something from behind the paywall! One of the most recommended stores in our DMs and emails. Nam...

Zombie Laws, CPR Dummies, Apartment Fire and Murphy's Oil Soap

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan takes us on his 36 hour NYC Pig Bitch Tour which includes an apartment fire, "Birdboxing" himself, a coffee tour and Bergdorfs. At her convent, ...

Pastor Joel Webbon, Walmart's DEI Programs, Thanksgiving and Fresco by Scotto

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back from Thanksgiving and Erin is never cooking again, meanwhile Bryan had a celebrity encounter at one of New York's hottest restaurants. Erin...

Texas Decriminalizing Gay Sex, Georgia Maternal Mortality Committee, Camping Mattresses and Broadway Movie Musicals

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving! The discussion about our 2025 queer white water rafting trip continues with worries about whether or not we can bring full mattres...

For the Love of DILFS, Gendered Drug Testing, Queer White Water Rafting and Poki Roni

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back from the wayOUT Gala where we honored Harper Steele and Bryan spent a lot of money on a joke (for a good cause). Erin shares some disturbin...

Disengaging with Trump-Voting Family, The 4B Movement, Carol Channing and Breaking Up with Scherzinger

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After praising her performance in Sunset Blvd. Bryan is upset with the lead Pussycat Doll's recent Instagram likes and comments of conservative conten...

2024 Election Post-Mortem

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well, that happened. Erin and Bryan have a raw morning-after discussion about the Election Day results, what is going on in America, and the small vic...

Can Husbands Find Out Who You Voted For? LGBTQ+ GOP Platform, Bate Boards and Guilty Pleasures

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloqueen! This year Bryan dressed as the skeleton of Vincent Price and Erin is a woman who can never get warm. Erin describes her gym's traine...

Reproductive and LGBTQ Rights on Your Ballots, Sunset Blvd. and LA Workout Classes

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's back from New York where he witnessed Nicole Scherzinger's star turn in Sunset Blvd. on Broadway. Erin is back in LA and describes the generat...

Grindr AI, Texas Supreme Court, It's Just Lunch, and C3P0

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We open this week with a discussion about the matchmaking service It's Just Lunch and, following the news of Elon's upcoming Optimus humanoid army, wh...

Judge Robert McBurney, Gage Klipper, Dog Psychic and MyWay

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is starting his own private insurance company (with many prerequisites before joining), and Erin shares details about her recent pet psychic cal...

San Diego vs. LA, Rebecca Reynolds, Plus Guest Co-Host Drew Droege!

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin is joined by star of stage and screen Drew Droege, who is currently starring in Dracula, A Comedy of Terrors at The Old Globe in San D...

Amber Nicole Thurman, HRC Election Poll, Dutch Test, Derm Talk

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin's doctor is having her take a 30 day Dutch Test, and Bryan's neck skin is turning red from an Instagram dermatologist's product recommendations. ...

Sarah McBride, Missouri's Amendment 3, The Perfect Couple, Jelly Roll

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bryan's fresh from visiting Texas and watching The Perfect Couple with his mom. We also discuss the Emmys and Jelly Roll's face tattoos. Bry...

Ep 669 - Best of the Vault Vol. 2

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We couldn't record a regular episode this week, but have put together another compilation of some of the best bits from the Vault for you to enjoy! In...

Ford Abandons Support for LGBTQ+ Employees, Dearica Hamby, Pig Pencil Case and The Jellicle Ball

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is back from seeing the incredible Jellicle Ball revival of CATS in New York which somehow takes the original concept of wibble wormble and jin...

Sall Grover, Robby Starbuck Strikes Again, Steak Dabney Coleman and The Pleasant Peasant

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Columbo guest star Dabney Coleman spawns a discussion of fine dining and celebrity-inspired dishes at Dan Tana's in LA. Erin takes us thro...

Ep 666 - DoxyPEP, Allie Beth Stuckey, Cold Brew and Turo Life Hacks

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is the devil's number!!! This week Bryan and Erin share important life hacks (going to the grocery store, car rentals). Bryan gives us th...

Gendered Ageism in the Workplace, Utah Book Bans, Tim Walz's Hotdish, Free Willy

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Erin has the FLiRT and is converting Fahrenheit to Celsius. Bryan reminisces about the 90s while reading through the Free Willy wikipedia pa...

Valentina Gomez's Gay Brother, Imane Khelif, George Michaels' Lasagna and Consumer Reports

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin has been released from the Saw basement so Bryan gives her his review of Longlegs, presents George Michael's long-lost Lasagna Recipe, plus some ...

Best of the Vault Vol. 1

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re taking this week off, so enjoy a best-of-the-Vault compilation!  It has phone calls to Jan Brewer, Victoria Jackson, Swedish Guy Time at Ikea...

Project 2025, John Deere Backtracks, Kamala and Embarassing Crushes

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a historic weekend Bryan is back in LA signing autographs on the way home from the airport, and Erin is filling in her eyebrows as we discuss th...

Toxic Metals in Tampons, Robby Starbuck, Island Artists and Overalls

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We start this week trying to convince Bryan he's not too old to wear overalls. Erin describes what kind of art she discovered on Salt Spring Island. B...

Valentina Gomez, Women Trail Running, Ginger Snaps and The Littlest Hobo

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is sweating through his wool panties in NYC, Erin's back from paddle boarding and kayaking in Vancouver, and we dive into fantastic Canadian fil...

Dateline: The Perfect Life

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's intro Erin is white water river rafting for Canada Day and Bryan's celebrating the 4th in NYC with his coffee colostomy bag. No new episode...

Pornhub Searches, Tina Smith, Justin Timberlake and The Good Doctor

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come to Umami mommy as Erin is under lock and key by Jigsaw, and we learn the difference between epsom salts and regular salts. Bryan takes us on a jo...

Seven Mountain Mandate, Frociaggine, APC and Canadian Phrases

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week the mere mention of APC triggers Bryan's memory of having to buy a reusable bag at their store in London. Erin "sends it" and teaches us som...

Lifeguard Pride Flag Exemption, Right to Contraception Act, Antiques Roadshow, Canada Google Maps

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adore us or adorn us. This week Erin is fresh from VAG (the Vancouver Art Gallery), Bryan's Google Maps is defaulting to Canada, and Erin shares a cli...

From the Vault - Personal Stories, Worst Dates, Car Poop, and Conditioner for Your Insides

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're taking this week off, but are giving you one of the dirtiest (and funniest) Vault episodes of all time. Erin's famous Doubletree conditioner sto...

Louisiana Abortion Drug Bill, Nintendo, Minnesota Bans Book Bans, Hill's Of Kerrisdale

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Erin tells us about her Vancouver shopping day at the Hill's Of Kerrisdale and La Maison Simons, and Bryan watched Paris in Love for the first time. E...

Harrison Butker, Airport Apparel, ExtraBucks, Eat That Fish

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Fashion Podcast where this week we discuss the latest in airport apparel. Bryan's got a gift card and 20% off coupon with his ExtraBuck...

Scouting America, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA Resign, A Hinny Named Jenny

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's reading of Susan Orlean's On Animals leads us down a rabbit hole where we break down the difference between donkeys, mules, hinnies, and jen...

Comstock Law Repeal, Paris Olympics Drag Queen, Challengers and The Idea of You

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan saw Challengers over the weekend and loved Zendaya's tennis choreography. Erin watched The Idea of You and breaks down the awkward banter and se...

Opill, Smithsonian Drag Audit, Canadian Gangs and Key West

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is fresh from Florida sharing the hottest merch from Key West, and Erin is in the middle of Canadian gang territory with Toyota Corollas parking...