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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hi it's Andy. Hi it's John. John, how do you feel about this whole, hi, it's Andy, hi, it's John thing?
Well, I don't know. It's got to start somewhere, I suppose, Andy. It's I know who I am, I know who you are, but maybe not everybody who's tuning in will do that. Can we ever truly know one another, John? I think that is absolutely the key question and one I'd love to talk more about, but unfortunately, that's not what we're here to do.
We're here to plough back into the archives of Batlisted for another repeat of
We are eight years ago in the sunshine, slightly kind of moist sunshine of July 2018 in Port Elliot, the Port Elliot Festival, the much missed Port Elliot Festival in Cornwall. We are talking about a book by the French writer and psychoanalyst Pierre Bayard. And it has the great title, legendary title of How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read.
And we were joined by the writer, actor, comedian Ben Moore, who had a show on, I think, at that very same festival called Book Talk, Book Talk, Book. and the great Kathy Rensenbrink, former bookseller, author of The Last Act of Love and A Manual for Heartache, and also somebody who's, like Andy and I, have had to talk about books that we haven't actually read for a living.
And it's a marvellously, I think, funny conversation.
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Chapter 2: Who are the guests and what are their backgrounds?
Andy gives us some footnotes to the footnotes in The Year of Reading Dangerously, and I do my usual thing about telling horrible stories about having lied to authors about having read their books.
The thing is, regular listeners to this show of the last 10 years will not have been put off by the tremendous self-regard we display on this show week in, week out. But nevertheless, my memory is this was a really happy show. Going back to this episode, incidentally, this is not an episode I re-listened to. So I'm doing the very thing I'm talking about right now.
What strikes me is this is timeless. The book was published nearly 20 years ago. We recorded this episode eight years ago. And here we are right now bullshitting away, as is the tradition.
Just sort of slightly joyously looking at the books, you know, the books mentioned on our website page. Herman, sort of, you know the thing about Backlisted. We love books about books. And this is books about books from a really interesting angle, which is that you, can you be intelligent about books you haven't read? And just the sheer madness of the list here. Herman Melville, Moby Dick.
Chapter 3: What insights does Pierre Bayard offer about reading and discussing books?
Obviously, you're reading dangerously. Nicholson Baker, You and I. Michel Huelbeck, The Map and the Territory. Italo Calvino, If on a Winter's Night a Traveller. Roland Barthes, SZ. John Sutherland, Is Heathcliff a Murderer? And T.S. Eliot, After Strange Gods. I mean... I don't know, that feels like a very rich granola to get stuck into.
And yet, with the base alchemy of gold into lead, we managed to turn that highbrow content into an hour of informal... Informal chat at a book festival. Anyway, if you enjoy this show, there's lots more going on on our Patreon, which you can find at patreon.com forward slash backlisted. Lots of chat on the message boards.
Lots of comment about new pieces of writing and some shows that we've recorded recently just for subscribers. Currently on the Patreon. This month's episode of Posh Bingo, where we choose a winner of the Booker Prize at random, as luck would have it, or destiny. The most recent show is about Hotel Dulac by podcast favourite Anita Bruckner. That was a lovely, funny, warm discussion.
We were joined by Dr. Una McCormack for that. That's been archived on the Patreon, so do come and listen. And the next episode of Backlisted Readers, where we ask a patron of the show...
to recommend us a book we read it and we talk to them about it uh that's coming up on june the 27th 2026 and that is an episode on at swim two birds by flan o'brien and i don't wish to drop any of my colleagues in it but it was perhaps the recording of that show that prompted the decision to rerun this one and i'll just leave it there All right, everybody. Enjoy the show. Bye.
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Hello and welcome to Backlist, the podcast that gives new life to old books. Today, you find us returning to the Bowling Green stage at the Port Elliot Festival, one of the UK's best-loved celebrations of books, music, food, literature... orgasmic yoga, anything that you want. Everything is here.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts and guests navigate discussing books they haven't read?
We are sitting here with our faces painted with glitter, our bodies robed in gaudy fabrics and our hands still dripping from the £10 lobster roll we had at lunch.
£10! I'm John Richardson, and my name's Andy Miller. I'm the author of The Year of Reading Dangerously. I'm very pleased to be back at Port Elliot, and I'm very pleased to be back on the Bowling Green stage. I absolutely love this space and this festival. We are very pleased to be joined today by, on my left...
Ben Moore, who is a writer, performer, and he did a show at Port Elliot last year called Pronoun Trouble. Did anybody see that show? It is the best show I've ever seen at Port Elliot. It was so brilliant. So I'm so honoured that Ben has joined us today.
And also in that show, you might remember he references the book we're talking about today, How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read by Pierre Bayard. So it seemed very fitting that Ben would be here to do that. And welcome back, Cathy Rensenbrink.
Cathy Rensenbrink is the best-selling author of The Last Act of Love and A Manual for Heartache, and she is currently working on a novel and a book about books. She's also, as several of us on the stage are, a former bookseller, which we will talk about the experience of. how and why you have to lie about books when you're a bookseller. I'm sorry if any of us told you the truth at any point.
She was a back-listed guest for us last year to talk about the novel Venetia by Georgette Heyer. And you live down here now, Cathy, don't you?
I do. I've come back to my Cornish roots. It's very nice. I recommend it.
So we're going to be talking about a book called How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read. And before we start, I'm going to tell you two things. The first thing, I want to just position the book. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask you a few simple questions, and I just need to have a show of hands.
How many people in this tent at Port Elliot have read the novel Moby Dick by Herman Melville?
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Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes are shared about lying in the book industry?
I reckon that's about 15%. How many people in this tent at Port Elliot... can name a character from the novel Moby Dick, and I will allow any whales that you can think of.
That's very good.
I would say that's about 60% of you could name a character from Moby Dick. My third question, how many people think they could quote me the opening line of Moby Dick, whether they've read the book or not? I reckon that's about 40%. The opening line is, call me Ishmael. I have read Moby Dick. How many people who have read Moby Dick could quote the second line of Moby Dick? None.
And it's in that gap that we will be operating today. I have read Moby Dick. I could quote the first line of Moby Dick, call me Ishmael, as could so most of this tent who haven't read Moby Dick. I could not remember the second line, even though I've read it. And that's one of the things.
And I've read it and I was tempted to go and check, but I thought that would be cheating. But cheating is what we're here to talk about.
So all four of us have read this book for this discussion. Well, that's not quite true. Three of us have read the book, and one of us hasn't. Your job is to choose to accept this onerous task. We will take a vote at the end of the podcast, and we will determine which member of this panel you think has not read the book they have been talking about for an hour. OK? So pay attention.
There may be clues.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of cultural literacy discussed in the episode?
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But that seems inappropriate for this specific podcast. But also, we're doing this at the Bowling Green every day at one o'clock. So I thought a better question would be, what have you seen or what are you planning to see at the Port Elliot Festival, Andy?
I'm going to see our former colleague, Matthew Clayton, who used to be on Backlisted. Ah. Caught by the River. I think that is tomorrow, Saturday. And then I'm going to go and see Viv Albertine talking to Adele Stripe. Viv Albertine's new book is brilliant. I haven't read it. John, what are you going to go and see?
I've got so many. I'm going to stay in this tent, I think, to see Russell Norman interviewing the great Grace Dent, food critic, and Roly Lee, who I publish and who failed to tell me that he was coming to the festival. So... I don't know if we've even got books there for him, but that will be fun. It's a conversation on food. There are so many things.
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Chapter 7: How does social media impact perceptions of reading?
Tishani Doshi, Indian poet, who's on here later on today. I'm going to go and see Ben play frisbee golf. Any of you who want to add a new sport to your lives, frisbee golf? The orgasmic yoga, I think you were talking about. You're doing that as a quiz trip, aren't you? What else? Lit Witcher, literary tarot consultancy.
I'm just going to be prepping the next one of these for tomorrow.
But as we'll discover, Andy, we don't need to prep anymore. We don't, you're right. That's the whole thing. Relax.
How to talk about books you haven't read. Ben Moore, you chose this book for us to talk about at Port Elio.
Yeah.
When did you first encounter this book or read this book?
Well, I know that because I always use as a bookmark something relevant at the time, like a receipt for a theatre ticket or something like that. So I actually know that I read it in September 2011 because I have my check-in passed from Delta Airlines, leaving Heathrow, going to New York Kennedy Airport on the 8th of September, 2011. I was going to a hipster wedding in Brooklyn.
And it was amazing. It was a brilliant wedding. It was so cool. So I read it.
It sounds so implausible already. Well done.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the value of reading versus talking about books?
And, you know, that's the answer to that question. And what did you like about it when you read it? And why did you put it in your show, Pronoun Trouble?
So in Pronoun Trouble, I go through... The show Pronoun Trouble is partly a lecture about the cartoons of Chuck Jones, specifically three cartoons, the Hunting Trilogy, Duck Season, Rabbit Season. And I have a section where I talk about some of the books that Chuck Jones wrote, specifically Chuck Muck, which is his autobiography.
But then I go through tons of other books about cartoons, and then I recommend some books that I have at home that I would... insist people read, one of which was the Pierre Bayard. And I flicked through the slideshow. Because it's not just the title. The title makes you laugh anyway. But when you actually read the book,
There's so many great ideas about the inner library, the collective library, the virtual library and stuff that you've never actually articulated yourself that is put down by a French philosopher who's incredibly clever and funny.
I mean, he's a professor of literature. It's quite a brave book to publish if your actual job is talking about books. Indeed. But that's where the authority of the text comes from, isn't it? He says, I do this for a living, so if I can do it, anybody can do it. And the whole tone of the book is, come on in, the water's lovely. Once you stop lying, you know.
He says this at the beginning. These are the very first words of the book. Born into a milieu where reading was rare, deriving little pleasure from the activity and lacking in any case the time to devote myself to it, I have often found myself in the delicate situation of having to express my thoughts on books I haven't read.
Because I teach literature at the university level, there is in fact no way to avoid commenting on books that most of the time I haven't even opened. I guess if you don't find that, the thing with a book like this is if you don't find that funny, unfortunately that got a joyous laugh, then you're going to be quite stuck for 170 pages. Cassie, when did you read this book? Did you like it?
So I read it three weeks ago. But I will have read a bit of it when I was a bookseller when it came out because the new books would come in on the trolley. And I would have read, standing up, I'll have looked in it, flicked through, done that slightly magic thing you do as a professional reader, where somehow you manage to absorb it. So I'll have read a bit of it then. And I do like it.
It's very French. So you might think that's a good thing or a bad thing. It's very French. But that was a good, I mean, reading the first paragraph was a good thing. If you liked that, read the book. If you didn't like that, you're not going to like this book. So that is actually a quick way to find out whether this book is for you.
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