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Why You Haven't Posted Him: Is Having a BF Embarrassing?
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a world of perfectly curated couples and engagement announcement flexes, is it actually cringe to post your boyfriend? Tara and Nora dive deep into...
F*ck-Girl Fundamentals: Why YOU Should be a Slut
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you tired of feeling shame about your sexual history or your body count? The Bad Advice Rat Girlies Nora, Tara, and Ali are here to tell you that ...
Beyond Blocking: Nuclear Options for No-Contact Breakups
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You asked for it, we delivered: the definitive 'Bad Advice Only' guide to going No-Contact. Tara and Nora are diving into the extreme measur...
Actual Fights with BFs That Have Us Asking If We're the Problem
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week your favorite Rat Girls Nora, Tara, and Ali are back, and they're airing the dirty laundry you didn't know you needed to hear. Thi...
5 Things I Wish I Knew In My 20s
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, your favorite Rat Girls Nora, Tara, and Ali are taking a trip down memory lane to our misguided 20s and delivering the five truths our ...
Should You F*ck Your Friends?
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever wondered if should you sleep with a friend? Don't worry, we tried it and we're here to tell the tales. This week, Nora, Tara,...
F*cked Up Questions to Ask Before You Get Married
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nora, Tara, and Ali tackle the 5 most f*cked up questions you could possibly ask your partner before you say "I do." Inspired by ...
COCK-TOBER | Dick Pics ft. Jordan Power
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welp, Nora's MIA while Tara and Ali welcome special guest, singer/songwriter Jordan Power! Naturally, instead of asking him about his NEW DOCU...
COCK-TOBER | The Penis Facts We Can't Unhear
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's still COCK-TOBER and this week, we are sharing absurd facts about the human penis. Expect bad science, great stories, and total derailment. ...
COCK-TOBER | Should You Really Chop Your Baby's Dick?
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's still COCK-TOBER on Bad Advice Only so we're going to talk cock all month long! This week, Nora, Tara, and Ali are slicing into one of ...
COCK-TOBER | Does Size REALLY Matter?
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cock-tober is HERE, and that means your favorite Rat Girls will be talking COCK all month LONG (get it?)This week we are taking 3 categories of dicks ...
Bonnie Blue and 1,000 Men
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're diving deep into the mind-blowing world of ex-OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue.We're going beyond the headlines to analyze the i...
Uncensored & Unholy | Jews vs. Catholics
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In our most offensive episode yet, Ali and Nora get into the nitty-gritty of their religious upbringings—Jewish and Catholic, respectively—and ask...
The Masturbation Episode
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tara is MIA. Is she sick? Did she move to Europe? We don't know but the show must go on so it's up to Ali and Nora to share their early expe...
Boy's Night: An Undercover Investigation
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite rat girls are thrilled to announce Bad Advice Only is on Patreon! Join our Rat Pack for exclusive bonus episodes every month, like our l...
NYC Street Harassment, Cuffs & Chaos | How We Put a Man in Jail
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do Taylor Swift and Tara have in common? They both locked up a man this year.This week on Bad Advice Only, we're recapping Tara's lates...
We Applied to a Matchmaking Service So You Don't Have To
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're taking a bullet for you. Tired of endless swiping and dead-end dates, our very own Ali is considering pr...
Our Guide to Self-Care | We're Not Doing It Right
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, Rat Pack! On this week's episode, we're getting up close and personal with the ugly side of our self-care habits.First up, &qu...
So you got a Boyfriend, Now What?
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, Rat Pack! The dating app cleanse is over and the hunt is... well, over. But now that you've "won" the man and defined the...
Our Bodies Are Falling Apart But We're Still Hot (?)
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're sharing a full-body breakdown of everything that is physically wrong with us. Join us as we explore the ...
Dating Apps: Delete Them ALL! (We Did It)
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you as absolutely done with the dating app circus as we are? Ready to burn it all down? This week on the Bad Advice Only podcast, your favorite Ra...
Next Level Breakups: Friendships 😢
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why break up with your boyfriend when you can break up with your BFF instead? This week on Bad Advice, Nora, Tara, and Ali are diving deep into the of...
[SPECIAL EPISODE] Get Boned: Unearthing Human Remains with The Bone Museum NYC
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're cracking open the vault (and a few taboos) with our first-ever guests! Join Tara and Ali as we welcome Jon Pichava Ferry, Managi...
NYC Dating | Spine-Tingling Ghosting Stories
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Nora, Tara, and Ali for another unfiltered, raunchy, and totally unhinged episode of Bad Advice Only! This week, Ali shares a lighthearted update...
Jizz June | Gay Slang and Our Wildest Gay Hookup Stories
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back Rat Pack, this week we're pulling back the curtain on the wild, wired, and wonderfully chaotic world of sex, dating, and hookups i...
Jizz June | Our First Blow Jobs & How to Give Mind-Blowing Head
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're serving up an episode that's extra spicy. First up, Ali drops a bombshell with her wild new hotdog restaurant idea where t...
Jizz June | How to Fake It (like you really mean it)
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Jizz June, Rat Pack! In this episode of Bad Advice Only, Nora, Tara, and Ali tackle the ultimate bedroom secret: how to fake an orgasm (li...
Jizz June | Recipes, Jewelry & The Ultimate Guide to Cum
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Jizz June on the Bad Advice Only podcast! Get ready, Rat Pack, because this episode is going to blow your mind with things you didn&ap...
Jizz June | Mastering the Ride: Sex Tips for Being on Top
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ladies, get ready to ride into Jizz June! This week marks the start of our favorite month here at Bad Advice Only, and your favorite Rat Girls are kic...
Confession: We Broke Girl Code
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did we break Girl Code? Oh, you bet we did! This week on Bad Advice Only , your favorite Rat Girls are getting painfully honest about the sacred Girl ...
Exposed! Hacks to Catch Him Cheating Red-Handed Today
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is he cheating? That gut feeling is probably right. This week, on the Bad Advice Only podcast, we're ditching the denial and grabbing our magnify...
Unhinged Advice: What To Do When You Catch Him Cheating
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So, you caught the scumbag? Congrats! You've unlocked a brand new level of petty. This week, the Rat Girls are your guides through the glorious d...
From Flirt to Squirt: Explicit Guide to Female Ejaculation
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered how to go from flirt to squirt? This week, the Rat Girls dive deep into the mysteries of female ejaculation! Ali provides an educational...
Bloody Orgasms: How to Ride the Crimson Wave
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Bad Advice Only, the Rat Girls are diving deep into the often-misunderstood world of period sex. Get ready for an uncensored, hilarious, ...
Is Watching Porn Cheating?
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Bad Advice Only, the Rat Girls dive headfirst into one of the most hotly contested relationship questions: Is watching porn cheating? Get...
When Netflix and Chill gets a Performance Review: Defining the Relationship
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats discuss bagging a boyfriend in their 30s. Ali begs men to up their hygiene game, Tara debates the point of exclusivity, while Nora ...
How to Rebound HARD
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats discuss how to win the break up by rebounding HARD. Nora toasts her loser bf with friends, Ali shares her exit strategies by emotio...
From Fuck Boys to Cuck Boys
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve heard of Fuck Boys, but what about the rare Cuck Boy? This week Nora debriefs on last night’s horrible date, Tara shares some of her wildes...
3 Signs You Hate your Boyfriend
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ali meets a man she dated 10 years ago, Nora sets fire to a dresser during cunnilingus, while Tara drops bombs as to why you hate your boyf...
NYC Dating Efficiently: 3 dates, 1 night
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get an update from Ali on "The Dad" and Nora explains her "Hat Trick" method for dating ultra efficiently.
From U Up? to It’s Over: Ali ends her Situationship
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Rats come together to strategize the best way to break up with Ali’s current situationship. All real emotions, all in real time.
10 Phobias you've NEVER heard of (and some you have)
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats are tackling the WEIRDEST phobias imaginable. Ali suffers a wardrobe malfunction with her hot dermatologist, Tara reveals her sna...
Slay or be Slayed: NYC Tourist Survival Guide
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From surviving subway pushers to proper walking etiquette, the Rats are talking about how to act right as a tourist. Get educated or run the risk of b...
NYC Dating: Ghost or Be Ghosted
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, Nora has a major life update, Ali and Tara go head to head on their number of blocked contacts, and the Rats compare differe...
NYC Exposed: Lizard People Walk Among Us & Other Conspiracies
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode Ali tries to educate the Rats on her favorite topic, conspiracy theories, but Nora and Tara would rather fight about their ho...
Cancel Us: An Op-Ed on Cancel Culture
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, the Rat's tackle the taboo topic of cancel culture. Nora doesn't consent to subway masturbators, Tara relives a...
Are Dating Apps Dead in 2025?
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have our first guests join and share their dating advice, Ali realizes she shouldn’t settle, Tara’s cooking will never lock down a hu...
Is this even legal? NYC's worst jobs
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s episodes the Rats research the worst jobs in the US & NYC. Nora has hard hitting questions about fish, Ali explains how to ‘m...
The History of Stupidity & Tips for Being Less Stupid
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode the Rats try to learn the History of Stupidity. Ali is confused as a suicidal homeless woman, Tara tries to talk to people at...
Men, Science, and Other Things that Don't Make Sense
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats discuss things that don't make sense in the world. Nora introduces a new rat sister (Lippy), Ali destroys male texting etiquet...
Exposing Our 2024 Manifestation Failures (Anniversary Episode)
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Attention Rat Pack: It’s our 1 year anniversary episode! This week, we’re exposing our failed goals from 2024, sharing some behind-the-scenes favo...
Holiday Special: Shot Santa and Radish Sculptures: the Truth Behind All the Holidays in December
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Ali educates the masses on the weirdest holiday facts, Nora gets fired from serving chocolate, and Tara calls out all virgins.
Putting the Ass in Assassin: The Murder of a CEO in NYC
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nora throws up in a bar, Tara explains how to handle a gun, and Ali chomps down on a block of cheese.
Are you Ethically Non Monogamous or just Cheating?
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode the Rats tackle Ali’s relationship with a dad, Nora shares her chlamydia PSA to GenZ, and Tara tries to convince everyone t...
Finishing Hard: The Rat's ATL & NYC Marathon
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode the Rats recount their Halloween weekend in Atlanta. Nora gets into a scrap and slaps racism across the face, Ali wears li...
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and Butterfly Funerals
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode the Rats delve into the history of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Where do all those balloons come from and what does ...
Weekend Rat Recap: Strip Clubs and Weddings (Special Episode)
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Nora and Ali are forever changed by a strip club in Miami while Tara overshares at a Wedding in Arizona. It’s A Weekend Rat Recap episode!...
Worst Dates NYC
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Ali only dates married men, Tara fantasies about battery, and Nora is also here.
What did Diddy Do?
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Nora is dressed like a pilgrim, Tara champions for free bleeding, and Ali shares everything she knows about the crimes of Diddy.
NYC Bad Dates & Demons: A True Amityville Horror
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nora & Tara watch their first scary movie in over 2 decades, while Ali story tops by recounting a date scarier than the infamous Amityville Horr...
Is NYC Haunted? (Part 2)
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Ali shares tales from the most haunted hotels in NYC, Tara explains her paranormal abilities, and Nora is not afraid of spiders.
Is NYC Haunted? (Part 1)
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Nora describes her experience living on the same block as the infamous “House of Death,” Ali shares questionable research about ghost to...
Cheap Ass Things to do in NYC
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tara educates the Rats on STIs, Ali can sniff out any fast food order, and Nora shits on all cheap NYC experiences.
Our Money Trauma in NYC
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tara and Nora explore the age old question, is cash still king? However, the rats take a hard left and find themselves in a therapy session ...
(Sex) Mints and Bagels Part 2
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Nora makes the best of getting stood up, Ali can’t stop dating liars, and Tara teaches us about an important historical bagel event.
(Sugar) Babies and Bagels Part 1
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nora & Ali consider how to crack the sugar baby code, Tara explains how people react to her decision to tie the knot, and the Rats fight about bag...
What are NYC Weddings like?
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rat Girls tackle NYC weddings! We're talking our experiences with weddings in Manhattan, Brooklyn Long Island and beyond.
Weekend Rat Recap (Special Episode)
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s special episode the Rat girls are oversharing on their last wet and wild weekend of the summer.
How to have the most Luxurious NYC Vacation
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tara shares the most luxurious NYC experiences available with the Rat Pack. Nora ponders her STI status and Ali considers hiring an assassin...
How to Find a Doctor in NYC
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Rats are talking about the experience of going to the doctor in NYC. This week, Tara goes to a unique location for her primary care, Ali...
How to Find your Soulmate with a Psychic in NYC?
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two of your favorite Rats are talking about psychics and mediums in NYC. This week, Ali gets a description of her husband and Nora makes more question...
How to Swipe like a Boss in NYC? (Part 2)
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, your favorite Rats continue talking NYC dating apps. Tara is back and better than ever, as she describes some off-putting threesomes. Nora ...
How to Swipe like a Boss in NYC? (Part 1)
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Nora and Ali talk about the mainstream and less mainstream dating apps in NYC. We’re talking sexual tension, married men, and break up et...
Would You Swim in NYC Public Pools?
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You won't believe what some of NYC's Public Pools used to be... but the Rats are desperado to stay cool this summer. This week Ali educates ...
Who’s Leading the Rat Genocide?
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Attention Rats. A war is being waged on our Rat Sisters. This week we’re talking about NYC’s appointed Rat Czar, a pack of murderous hounds, and a...
What your Borough Says about You
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your favorite Rat girls are talking about the different stereotypes of our 5 beloved NYC Boroughs, as well as some of the neighborhoods in M...
How Gay are We? (Pride Edition)
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, Nora experiments with a gay man, Tara frees the nipple, and Ali apologizes to the gay community at large.
How to Have a Hot Girl Summer NYC
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats unpack their favorite NYC summer hacks. Nora chases actors throughout the park, Tara destroys her underwear and Ali begs to go to t...
The History of Central Park
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In our most chaotic episode to date, the Rats discuss the history of Central Park. Ali doesn’t come prepared with any real facts, Tara has dark thou...
Stalk or be Stalked NYC
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join your favorite Rats to talk about stalking and being stalked. This week Nora dabbles in a little breaking and entering, Ali gets blackmailed for s...
Working out in NYC Part 2
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
These gym Rats couldn’t stop talking about their muscles. It’s gyms part 2! Ali stalks her gym crush, Nora hires a sketchy personal trainer, and T...
Working out in NYC
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats are talking about the best and worst gyms in Manhattan. Tune in for treadmill mishaps and NYC gym culture.
Why Eat at Chain Restaurants in NYC?
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tara’s patience is tested, Ali chokes on a grape, and Nora has wet dreams over lava cake. Why? We’re debating restaurant chains in NYC. ...
What is Subway Surfing?
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode the Rats put their lawyer hats on and debate the legality of Urban Exploring and Subway Surfing. Don't try this at ho...
Dump or be Dumped in NYC
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rat girls are talking about dumping and getting dumped in NYC. Ali requests a breakup burrito, Nora, breaks up with the terrorist shitte...
Dating Foreigners Versus New Yorkers
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join your favorite Rat Girls discussing the pros and cons of dating foreigners versus NewYorkers. This week, Ali reveals her super secret kiss list, T...
How to Pee in NYC
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your favorite Rat girls discuss the piss queen of New York City, Tara loses a skirt during a mysterious public pee, and things get deep as t...
How to Afford to Live in NYC Part 2
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re talking more NYC money. This week Nora talks HPV and inflation, Tara shares her deranged grocery list, and Ali loses it trying to pitch the fi...
Can you Afford to Live in NYC
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your Rats are talking about Cheddar, aka New York City finances! Nora and Tara break down budgets for salaries well below the median and rem...
Rats in Tokyo
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Rats are in Tokyo! Ali battles a sumo wrestler while Tara battles a Japanese washing machine. Nora throws up.
How to Survive NYC Public Transit
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week our Rat Girls try not to be pushed into the subway tracks, make eye contact with public masturbators, or be kicked by the “Show Time” tr...
How to Side Hustle in NYC
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week your favorite rats are talking all about side hustles. Tara shares her sex work fails, Ali is bleeding money from Etsy, and Nora goes on a r...
What’s the Best Pizza in NYC
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, Tara lets the sexual tension between her and the local pizza man get the best of her, Nora solves the mystery of why her mou...
Why are New Yorkers so Rude?
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back Rats. This week Tara is victimized by 12 year olds, Ali body-chucks Nick Jonas, and Nora has constant confrontations with strangers. We’...
How to Date in NYC
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tara tries something new and has an unsavory encounter. Nora earns an interesting nickname at her job, and Ali is challenged by her date to ...
How to Cook in NYC
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode Ali calls poison control, Tara can't bake a single cookie, and Nora explains why her fridge is full of trash. That’s r...
Who are the Bottle People in NYC
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Rat Girls are talking about the bottle collectors, also known as bottle people, cart mugglers, or canners of New York City. This week ...
How to Get a Job in NYC
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, your favorite NYC Rats talk all about the trials and tribulations of getting a job in NYC. Tara sleeps her way to the top, Nora negotiates ...
How to get a Sketchy Massage in NYC
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite New Yorkers talk all about the shady massage parlors in NYC. Tara escapes death on the table, Nora gets choked out, and Ali feels myster...
How to Rent in NYC Part 2
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re talking more NYC Renters stories! This time we focus on our terrible NYC roommates. Tara discovers an atrocity in her bathroom, Ali almost get...