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Why did Bert Kreischer shave his head and pubic hair?
I've been breaking out like a teenager. You got a lot of pimps? I just sit here. This one's a white head. I'm breaking out like TJ. White heads are better than black heads. I shaved all my pubes down there to look like a little boy. I don't know why I did that. You know what I mean? Why? You can't say that? Did you really? You went, let me see. Why? You went flush? Yeah.
Oh my God, dude.
That's so funny. Why did you do that? A desire to be youthful. And then I shaved my head to look boyish. And everyone's like, you look so boyish. And because of the losing the weight too, I kind of look boyish. You do look. Like data from the Goonies a little bit. Right. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like supplies or whatever he said. Surprise. And so I feel youthful.
I feel energetic. I'm in a very good mood, but you know what? I'm going to say something to you, pal, because you're my best buddy. You know what I mean? And your redness really, I think about it at night. I know I just said that, but I do. I like that. I want the pain. I'm addicted to the pain. The pain of relationships?
If you look in the mood for love, Wong Kar Wai, you know how they can't, they're in love with each other, but they can't. Yeah, they just can't do it. Paris, Texas, they can't. Brokeback Mountain, they do. And they do it good. When they do, they do it good. And they do it hard, but they do it sensual. I never saw the movie. Really? In my mind. You never watched it?
No, but I've had dinner with Jake before. And I saw it in his eyes. I've never watched it. I didn't watch it either. Isn't that weird? You know what it is? We have to watch it because, you know what it is? I think it's because maybe I'm like, I'll be uncomfortable, but I'm into that kind of love.
Why don't we do a bad friends viewing party at Brokeback? We have to do it. And invite all of our fans to come out to watch it with us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to watch Brokeback. There's a couple of things. La La Land, I can't watch. Never seen it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, what movies can't you watch? There's a string of them. Like when you said Aurora. What? Whatever. Anora. Anora. Anora. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, you watched it. Never saw it. Oh. Because of you. It's worth a watch. Yeah, yeah. And so there's just certain movies.
Baby Girl. I can't watch it. I buy it. I can't watch it. Would, because of the social restriction behind it, you feel like you're not supposed to watch it? It's not you? Lisa Gilroy killed it on Black Mirror. I didn't see it. The first episode she's in Black Mirror, she killed it.
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