Chapter 1: What new merchandise is introduced at the beginning?
Hey! Hey, everybody! No? Yeah, we got new merch. We have new merch! We got new merch. No? Yeah, we got it. Yeah, we got it. Pink, and we got this shirt in yellow, and we've got that sweater in gray, in a beautiful gray. Yeah. And go to badfriendsmerch.com to go get this stuff while it lasts. Yeah, because sometimes when they run out, they run out.
When they run out, we are going to be out, so get this while you still can. And we'll get new ones at some point, but no time soon. Yeah. Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. I realize that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me. Why?
Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out? I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him, like I always do every episode. I like to give him a light hug and ask him what his day is like. I complimented my car. I said it was a beautiful car.
Chapter 2: What humorous dynamics are revealed between the hosts?
What else did I say? And then you got really close. No, I said, where do you live, Anna? Do you also live on a junkyard? But as a joke, I said that. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. It's not funny because it's real. I know. That's what I realized. He does live in a junkyard.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about hugs and personal space?
Yeah, that's what I realized. What did I tell you? You go, you said, I don't remember. But then I, I don't remember that part. Uh-huh. I plead the fifth on that. Yeah. Yeah. You're a little junkyard dog. You're a junkyard dog. You're a little Spanish junkyard dog. Then I could see you racing to the door, right? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You know what I mean?
What about our moment? He goes, I don't like moments with you. Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem? Yeah. He gets uncomfortably close. Yeah. That's a hard word for you to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you saw his brain pause. Oh, no. Don't mess this up, Andres. I was going in for a hug, though. I realize you don't like hugs. Right. You don't. You're not a touchy-feely person.
Not from you. Okay. Now, through Andrew, I've never seen you hug Andrew either. Andrew's more like normal, you know? Like I, yeah. Yeah, cause he doesn't, he's not, you're not a hugger. If he gives me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt. I'm trying to get all of you, dude. Exactly. I want to hug your butt, dude. Why can't I hug your butt, guy? I'm not a hug, we're not huggy people though.
Who? But well, like I don't come from huggy folk. Yeah. We're not, we don't hug. We do sometimes if it matters. We do a side hug though. Like if you, when your dad dies, we hug. That's the only time you hug. When your dad died, I hugged you. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do when your dad dies. Yeah, you insult me first. I did not. I did not. What? Insults are verbal hugs. Right.
You look stupid today. Right. Big hug. I'm so love here. Yeah, big hug. So you're back on your Desehual shirts, huh? Desehual. I've never been out of them. You have been a little bit. You know who also wears those shirts? Prince Andrew. Oh. He does. He does. He loves that. It's a little weird. What does this mean? Who did this? McCone? Yeah. Glad friends.
Is that because we had dinner with your friend? Oh, yeah. Well, wait. You had dinner with Andrew with your friend? Mm-hmm. Did I get a call? No, because we just did a Whiskey Ginger episode like an hour ago. We just did a pod and then I took them out for a little meal. Okay, that's fair. Yeah. That's fair. Because I have a lot of meals after Tiger Belly and you're not invited to those.
Yeah, exactly. Right, so that's fair. It's fair. It's nice. It was a nice little outing for a second with them. But you know. Who's them? I want to, can you describe? Him and his good buddy. My good buddy. His friend's in from out of town. And his friend comes in from out of town and he sleeps on his couch. Can you imagine? I can't imagine. On his couch. Yeah.
You sleep on your couch, he sleeps on the other couch? Yeah. You guys sleep on the same couch? It's an apartment filled with couches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're both on one side. I see, yeah. Well, McCone's got an entire, I don't know, an entire Salvation Army in his backseat. I'm not kidding. What do you mean? Overflowing with clothes, overflowing. He keeps his whole closet in his car.
I don't know if he's on the run. What are you doing? Well, my mom was just in town and we went through a lot of my clothes that I'm going to donate and get rid of. But now they're just in garbage bags. We know your mom was in town. We went and had a burger with your mom. That was a sneaky little visit, huh? Can I tell people when it went on? Go ahead.
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Chapter 4: What is the story behind their dinner outing?
Yeah, yeah. No, I think you said, I thought you didn't know for sure. Yeah, but I was going to come here anyway. Opposite direction of where he lives. Right. Literally opposite. Really opposite? Yeah, 100%. Oh, 100%. And then what you did is, let's all sit together. I felt bad. Right? Oh, yeah. So we're sitting there, which changes, you know, what I wanted to talk about. 100%. Yeah.
Yeah, because with you and I, we could spill the beans. Different story. Yeah, and then with your mom was like, oh, well, how was... How is the weather in Minneapolis? Yeah, yeah, in Minneapolis. Yeah. And you should have seen, dude, the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy. She was flirting with him all... She kept eating fries. She'd put ketchup on it and go... Yeah.
And she'd go... She would get the smallest fry, too, which is offensive. She goes... You're the crispy small one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, little yellow fry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you suck that, yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that. Yeah. But you know what? That's whatever. You're an attractive boy. Yeah. And I get it. People are going to flirt with you. I would if your mom was single. All right.
All right. Hello. Stick around, man. Yeah, I'm kidding, McCown. You never know what the world holds for us right now. I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been. I haven't seen a single. I'm watching Luge. I'm watching. What else are you watching, guy? Curling. We watched Curling last night and then I watched it again. Yeah. Don't you like it? Yeah. The figure skating, are we doing good?
Who's doing the best in figure skating? We do, we got a sweet little boy. Malman or something? Let's see the gold medal leader right now is Norway. It would be. Italy and US is in third. But a Nordic country should be in first. It's the Winter Olympics. We had this discussion at dinner. Why isn't the Summer and Winter Olympics taking place at the same time? Yeah. Why are they not?
Is Ghana on there? Let me see where Ghana is. Ghana's gone. All right. I mean. That was supposed to be a joke. I got it. No one got that. Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make a. They made a movie about it. They made a pop about it. Yeah. It was a big deal for a short amount of time. We said, why couldn't the winter and the summer be at the same time?
Why don't they do them at the same time? Ooh. I look at Carlos is trying to figure out the math here. Yeah. Why wouldn't that work? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let him try to figure it out. Why wouldn't it work? They wouldn't be in the same place, but it'd be happening at the same time. Oh, I thought it was same place and then the issue was pants versus shorts packing. Oh, packing.
So that's the big deal is packing. Right. You can do it at the same place. Well, yeah, kind of. There's certain sports you couldn't do, like the long distance running thing. What's it called? Long distance running. Well, yeah. No. I think it's cut and dry. I don't think so. Long distance running? Yeah. It's called long distance running. No, it's called marathon. Marathon? Yeah, marathon.
The ones that like the Africans are good at. Those are the sprints. That's everything. Any running. You're right. They're good at all the running. Pretty good at jumping, running. The running and the jumping, right? You could do that indoors. Yeah. Right? Yeah. The long marathon, probably not. No, they would just keep running around that track. You'd run around the track with 26 times four.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of pronouncing Spanish names in media?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's polo gonna win, I'm gonna mine. Yeah, so you don't say it that way. It's like, dude, it's like, I can't. I can't do it. It's not part of my- It's not a part of my vocabulary. I can't do it. Yeah. First names, keep it simple too, I think. Keep it easy. Keep it easy, dude. Take it easy. Keep it easy. You have a very easy name. Bobby? Andrew? Santino Lee. Yeah, Santino Lee.
Yeah, yeah. Carlos. Now Herrera. Herrera. Herrera. A little tough.
Chapter 6: How do different cultures perceive the term 'Latinx'?
Herrera. Yeah. Herrera. You know what I also don't like? When you have a Spanish name and you see someone like Megyn Kelly or something who super pronounced the double R and does the roll, I don't like that. She goes, and let me tell you something about Carlos Herrera. I don't like it. Especially when she's angry about it. And here is this bad bunny.
He's got his whole crew of Mexicans dancing behind him. He's got Carlos Lopez. It's crazy. To just like dip in and dip out. I don't like it. They all do that. But newscasters do that. It drives me nuts. You know, I talked on stage last night about Latinx. I tried some new shit about Latinx. Remember they tried Latinx? And I asked a Mexican guy in the front row.
I go, hey, bro, what's up with Latinx?
Chapter 7: What impact does excessive screen time have on mental health?
He's like, no, we wouldn't fuck him with it. I was like, so whites just tried to shoehorn that in. He was like, yeah, nah. I said, did any Latinos you know fuck with it? He's like, nah, what the fuck? No. But it's funny. Why? We tried to do it. Whites tried to do it. It wasn't the wokey. I know, but it was so, nobody asked for it to change. Carlos, did you ask for it? Fuck no.
I feel like you asked for it. I was pitching a TV show during that time and there was a Hispanic character and they made me put Latinx in and like everyone gave me shit about it, including my own friends. But what about saying someone's Latin is offensive? Give me a learning lesson. Is it offensive? No. I don't think so. Well, you're fucking Latin. Yeah, I mean, technically.
I was pushing for Asian Z. Yeah. And it didn't catch on at all. Wait, calling someone Latin is generally not considered an offensive slur. While not inherently racist, it is less precise than using inappropriate terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I know, but it's an encompassing thing. Yeah, exactly. So because of the Latino and Latina, they decided for Latin X, so they didn't have to do...
But you could just say Latin and it would encompass both. Right. Right, so this doesn't make any sense. Like I'm a pale white. I don't need that. No. Yeah, pale white. No, we got categorized. Oh.
Chapter 8: How do pets influence emotional well-being?
No. Right, I'm a pale white, but I'm just a white. At the end of the day, I'm just a white. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're pale white. I mean, normal white. Normal. Normal. Normal white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank God. Normal hair color, yeah. Come on, everybody, yeah. Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm a unique white. Nice guy, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like this bit. What?
We don't need it. We just don't need the extra bullshit. Too much extra shit. Too much extra shit. Like I'm searching for a new doctor on the website, on like the insurance website. Dude, I mean, all I want to know is what do you do? And they give way too much extra shit. Like too much information, stuff that they do. Like the first tab was gender affirming care. Yeah.
I was like, what about internal medicine? I just want to know if you'll find out if I'm fucking sick. Yeah. Do the scan, dude. I'm going to do the scan. When you do the scan, I want to do the scan. Well, let's go together. I'm being real, though. Because I don't know if Japan's being real, July. But can I tell? But the scan, I want Japan and scan to be real. Japan is real. Okay.
Why are you bringing up beautiful women on the internet? That's what you showed me when we were talking about Japan. The worst person you know is planning their Japan 2026 trip. That's the game. It is true. Why? Why is that even? She's saying because there's a trend of Japan right now. People want to go to Japan. Yeah. There's two trends on the internet that are big.
One is people think this is Japan year. And two, people think they're Chinese. They're turning Chinese. Do you know about this? I send it to Andrea Jin all the time because there's stuff that says you make me Chinese. There's like memes now that whites think they're turning Chinese. You think I'm kidding. It's all over the internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a real thing.
And I want to say this to all of our fans and friends out there. I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. It means the world to me. It means the world to me that I'd rather be a normal white than be Chinese as well. What are you looking at? Nothing. You're a little sweet prince on your phone, aren't you? Yeah, you know, too much, I think.
Yeah, it's too much scrolling. What are your hours this week? What do you mean? Doom scrolling. Can I look? Yeah. That was like 12 hours. I think it's because of the Alexa Pro, I think it's a lot. What do I Google again? Not Google, but... I'm at 11 hours today. My average is seven hours a day. Six and a half. Not bad. Seriously? Daily average, mine says seven hours. It's bad, right? What's yours?
Mine's only a five and a half this week. What's yours? Seven. Mine's seven too. Yeah, seven seems normal. Yeah, yeah. Right? Seven hours a day is crazy. Why? Because you're constantly looking at your phone for seven hours of it. It's insane. Well, I mean, what's the usual average? Four hours? Oh, no. Well, Caveman had none. Problematic phone usage. Exceeding five.
Yeah, for high risk for mental health issues, depression, anxiety, reduced productivity. Here's good news. Got them all already. Yeah. Oh, you already have them. Yeah, so when you already have anxiety and depression. Yeah, yeah. So big deal. Yeah. Also reduce productivity. I don't believe that at all. We're the most productive team I've ever met in my entire life.
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