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Chased by a Flasher!
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You can't even walk in the forrest these days without seeing something you do not want to see. Also - how far would you go to impress someone you like...
My Ex stole our dog!
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How far are you willing to go to keep custody of your dog? Well Simm and Ross have the answer for you! In this episode you can also learn how to survi...
Pie drama and how to talk to girls
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross come across the most deranged pie drama/behaviour of their lives. They also give you solidly bad advice to talk to girls...the worst bu...
The Gatsby War!
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The war over what is the best gatsby is getting out of control in Cape Town. Simmi and Ross thus need to chime in. They also speak about the worst bac...
Rude Celebs, Siya Kolisi v Lucas Radebe and time travel
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss if Siya Kolisi is the greatest rugby player of all time, how you should treat rude celebrities and what would Simmi and Ros...
Running Club cheaters and tagged in an email firing you
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi is trying to clear his name, We have listeners sending hills they would die on, is your partner cheating on you at a running club? Imagine findi...
Valentines XXL
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross talk everything love from Galentines day, sending. girls roses and worst dates.
The Very Very Late Christmas Episode
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas is a busy time for everyone - hence we only are releasing this episode in January. Listen to how Simmi and Ross tackle lip fillers, Christma...
Getting a job with a Criminal Record
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Octopuses, talking in your sleep and recording jams from it and trying to get a job with a criminal record and bad Mandela impersonations.
Deported Boyfriends and Resignation Letters
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you are a concerned parent, get your child's boyfriend/girlfriend deported. If you want to resign - use the sweet jar at work. More badvice from Si...
Best apps for cheating, Work Excuses and Bad Artwork
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Simmi and Ross reveal what apps to check if you think your significant other is cheating on you - or, which apps you should use. They ...
Being Cancelled already???
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a dat...
Hidden Gems in South Africa and Koi Fish
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Simmi and Ross talk about hidden gems in South Africa, Koi fish and how to get more followers on the internet
Ugly Babies and Sugar Water
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on ho...
Dont do this to your lady and friends will lie to you
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but ...
Moving next door to your ex and telling your boss to get stuffed nicely.
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross show you the test for determining if you are a good storyteller. They also brainstorm ways to make your ex's life HELL. By the way - do...
Open Relationships and Toxic Workplaces
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your a...
Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests...
Catch your enemies in the wild and wedding speeches!
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Be petty with people you have a grudge against. If you see someone who has given you grief in the world - approach them. Also, Go to the police before...
Inverters and Straat Honds
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend...
Radio voices, Throwing Hands and Signs from the Universe
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hear the best radio voices that are not on radio, Gym bullies, Throwing hands at Woolworths, Wetting Mandela's Grandson, Uber drivers with personality...
Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What do you need to do to get a husband who can cook well? Danny K makes 'Breyani' chips and what do you do for animals that are eating your neighbour...
The Good Ones, Rich Aunts and making your mother love your girl.
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Girls ignoring your DMs, D*ck Pics, Kidnappings and making sure your brown parents respond well to your white partner, Table Tennis and making your mo...
Pelvic injuries, Crushes, Stalking and Crocs
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The answer to prevent pelvic injuries, how to impress your crush, what is the difference between stalking and being romantic, know which gym to find l...
Uber drivers, Springbok Nude Girls and Ponzi scheme
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross give the best bad advice. Do your Uber drivers play the music too loud? Have you ever been catfished by the Springbok Nude Girls, Can't...
Kissing at a Campsite, Roses, Lawyers letters and Office Romances
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross give you the worst advice possible. Do you want to kiss at a campsite? Would you ever buy 100 roses? Do you ever need a cease and desis...
Samoosa Runs, Taylor Swift and the Dating Pool
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some bad advice and some horrible singing. Listen to some bad advice about getting married on a samoosa run (Also find out what that is), sing along t...
Bridesmaids, Workplace romances and Flooding bathrooms
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross give you the worst answers to your biggest dilemmas. In this episode they speak about forever being the bridesmaid but never the bride,...
Hiking, Bumble, Heritage Day
04 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Simmi and Ross give some really bad advice about hiking, bumble and heritage day. Thanks for sending us your problems and do not forget to never take ...