Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
Episodes
Cocaine Cactus
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a kids toy that sings a Polish rap about cocaine, a group of boys shipwrecked on an island for 15 months, an exorcism of de...
Have You Heard Of This Chicken Taco? Minisode
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about stumbling on an Elvis impersonation contest and a family and confusion over chicken tacos! See omnystudio...
Employee of the Month Minisode
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a grandfather’s unique jobs and finding a coworker doing something strange with a vacuum! See omnystudi...
Greatest Fan in the World with Aparna Nancherla
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Aparna Nancherla (comedian, Corporate, The Greath North) talks to Kurt and Scotty about a baby born on 7/11, cocaine users getting banned from footbal...
Radioactive Cocky Piggies with Maria Bamford
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about fish sex and noise, Peppa Pig causing American kids to have British accents, cocky and aggressive ra...
Kick in the Head Minisode
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a listener who tried to kick herself in the head repeatedly and almost ruptured her appendix and a story about a l...
Tuna Blobs and the Most Special Mango
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a newspaper that congratulated a man for pleasing 15 women, the blobs that fell from the sky, Subway’s “tuna”, the wo...
Blow It Out Your Nose with Alyssa Limperis
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alyssa Limperis (comedy, new movie Too Late) talks with Kurt and Scotty about an update on Buddy the Beefalo, a woman who chased her daughter down the...
Combing It Out Minisode
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a woman who met a man who just wanted to comb her hair and a listener story about a woman who listed her h...
Escape from Escaping with Ever Mainard
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ever Mainard (comedy, Paddleton) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Baltimore man who stole an ambulance to drive himself to the hospital, a man wh...
Moon Bone
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell stories about DNA on NYC subways, a guy who stole $21 million worth of lunar rocks so he could have sex on them, strange insuranc...
Pigeon Foot Minisode
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty discuss a listener story about accidentally eating acid candy and a listener story about a Viking metal band and a pigeon! See omnyst...
Hellavator with Megan Gailey
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Megan Gailey (comedian/writer, I Love A Lifetime Movie podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a worm with a hundred butts, a man who was stuck o...
Blonsky Baby Birther with Avital Ash
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Avital Ash (Anti Social Distance, He's Right Behind You podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man searching for his dog who went missing near a ...
Jocko's Revenge Minisode
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about an interesting hotel stay at a band director convention, the time a mom rode a horse into a bar for a bet ...
The Ballad of Crystal Metheny with Yeardley Smith
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons, Small Town Dicks podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Russia trying to clone a 3,000 year old army, an Australian w...
Oops My Butt Fell Off with Starlee Kine
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Starlee Kine (Mystery Show podcast, Search Party) talks to Kurt and Scotty about psychedelic fungus and cicadas, a marijuana strapped arrow shot towar...
Worlds Greatest Step-Dad Minisode
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty read a listener story about two cousins who had never met and ended up living together, Scotty talks about his experience dating a dan...
Scootin' After Midnight
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a 6th grade science project involving cat butts, coyotes who attacked a man on an electric scooter, thousands of em...
Prancer & Sparkles with Shalewa Sharpe
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Prancer the chihuahua who is haunted by a Victorian child, Sparkles the Unico...
Rutting Season Minisode
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a visit to Graceland Too, a weird AirBnb experience, a moose stealing a kid and hearing weird noises at a wedding! See omn...
Heimlich Doesn't Choke with Carolina Groppa
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carolina Groppa (Angle on Producers podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a Russian man who got trapped in a boy band on a Chinese TV show, the in...
Baby Bird Whiskey in the Mouth
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a man who married and divorced his wife multiple times to get more paid vacation time at work, five hit men jailed ...
27s All The Way Down Minisode
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about being arrested for not returning library books and a listener story about a man’s interesting lottery nu...
Cheesecake Pirate Minisode
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this minisode, Kurt and Scotty talk about a rock climber who uses his skills to help a robbery case, Scotty talks about sneaking out of his girlfri...
What’s Up Now, Topher?! with Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who’s friends shipped him in a crate ...
One Year Bananaversary with Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the One Year Bananaversary! Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff join Kurt and Scotty to celebrate and talk about the Taiwan government asking p...
Head Panties Minisode
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a guy who went on tour with a band and had some interesting experiences, a grandma who wore panties on her head when she sl...
B.A.D. II with Laurel Bristow
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laurel Bristow is back for a Bananas After Dark! Laurel, Kurt and Scotty talk about climate change shrinking human penises, a man who put 15 eggs up ...
Crow Army with Peppermint
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peppermint (RuPaul's Drag Race, new album A Girl Like Me: Letters to My Lovers) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who accidentally created an a...
Boy Scout Bed Pan Minisode
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about revenge at a Boy Scout camp, living in the wilderness, using a bed pan to teach about sex, a guy who thought his dad was a ...
The Best Trip Ever Minisode
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a dead manatee and an acid trip, taking care of a neighbor’s mean dog, people hijacking planes in Cuba and more! See omn...
Down Under the Cracker Barrel Minisode
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Van Halen concert and a man with an iPad, a grandma who took some ashes to a Cracker Barrel, a woman who moved in with a ...
Goodness, Gracious, Great Ball on Fire!
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that was sued for sending a prank gift, friends rescued after floating 100 miles out to sea on air mattress, a cr...
My Maine Man! with Emily Calandrelli
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Emily Calandrelli (Emily's Wonder Lab on Netflix) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about building a sperm bank on the moon, a woman who thought she had ...
Cows, Tattoos, and OnlyFans with Madeleine Byrne
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Madeleine Byrne joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an incident involving a dog, cow and cop, the dumbest tattoos people have gotten, a listing on Zi...
Fire Dog with Jackie Kashian
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie Kashian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man on LSD who saved a dog from an imagined house fire, South Africa’s winning lottery numbers...
Hot Pants with Akilah Hughes
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Akilah Hughes joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether or not China is building a time machine, a lawyer who’s pants caught on fire who, Amelia ...
Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lauren Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who was bit by a shark, spider and alligator, a maid of honor who almost ran over the best man,...
Smuggling Bologna with Rhea Butcher
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rhea Butcher joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how there are probably dinosaurs on the moon, baloney being confiscated at customs, a scientist who p...
Laws Off My Paws! with Sherry Cola
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sherry Cola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about one of the world’s dullest men, a maraschino cherry factory in New York, a guy who pretended to not ...
Twinsies!
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his ...
Livin’ in O’Hare with Raiza Licea
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Raiza Licea joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a directory on which animals fart and which don’t, a man who lived at O’Hare airport for months, t...
Zero Gravity Lizard Orgy with Jessica Chaffin
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jessica Chaffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rogue satellite full of geckos, turning a Peloton into a sex toy, a 6 ton potato AirBnb, a man w...
Ding Dongs, Hoo-ha, and Celine Dions with Jessica Dobson
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jessica Dobson of Deep Sea Diver joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Danish children’s show about a man with a huge penis, a man who got locked in...
Heavenly Bottom
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty talk about a log that poops Christmas gifts, a son who is suing his parents for throwing away his porn, why you...
Jet Ski Romeo
29 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's just Kurt and Scotty this week and they talk about Garfield phones washing ashore in France, a deer named Carrot, a mysterious booming sound in N...
Packin' Clay with Natalie Palamides
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Natalie Palamides (new special Nate on Netflix) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a fight over ceramic dildos in New Zealand, a plane that had to turn ...
Nightmares for Garfield with Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (new podcast That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who realizes she is her own twin, a...
Moon Roof Man with Michelle Buteau
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle Buteau (new book Survival of the Thickest!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who impersonates trees, Four Loko shots, fried chicken sce...
Bottoms Up! with Lauren Lapkus
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucke...
Finger Lickin Bad with Albertina Rizzo
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Albertina Rizzo is back on Bananas to talk about a man cooking chicken in a Yellowstone hot spring, a drunk man who got into a shouting match with a d...
Mushroom Orgasm with Laurel Bristow
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Infectious Disease Researcher Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mushroom that makes woman orgasm just by smelling it, a man who sta...
Talking Turkeys with Sue Bird
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the butthole version of Cats, a person who turned their shed into a r...
Taint Misbehavin’ with Cara Santa Maria
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Scientist Cara Santa Maria chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man calling 911 on a restaurant for too small clams, butthole sunning, creating a violen...
Robuttics Laboratory with Fortune Feimster
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Fortune Feimster joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who made a robot he controls with his butthole, a fifth grader who loves his Hoote...
Angry Birds with Phoebe Bridgers
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Musician Phoebe Bridgers joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who fell off a cliff trying to save a puppy, parrots at a zoo who won’t stop s...
Black Coffee, Black Eyes, Can't Lose
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who fo...
Big Holes with Beth Stelling
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who dug a big hole in his garden and refused to get out, the Mountain Dew cocktail, ...
Butthole Lane with Andy Iwancio
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Andy Iwancio joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the residents of Butthole Lane, a Juicy Fruit themed casket, the search for a highly aggres...
Vaseline Alley with Chloe Bridges
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Actress Chloe Bridges joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about robot wolves used to scare wild boars, Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, a shoplifter who was caught due ...
Cocaine Hippos
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty discuss Pablo Escobar’s hippos restoring an ecosystem, Burning Man moving to an online platform, the mafia gi...
Bananas Family Values with Corina Newsome
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Corina Newsome (ornithologist and birder) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who fought a wasp nest with fire, Busta Rhymes’ island, a naked m...
Butt Druggin’, Ball Poppin’ Beats with Erinn Hayes
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Erinn Hayes (Medical Police, Children's Hospital, Bill and Ted Face the Music) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man hiding drugs in his butt who s...
Traffic Mimes with Erin Brockovich
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Erin Brockovich (new book Superman's Not Coming: Our National Water Crisis and What We the People Can Do About It) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a ...
Jimmy the Arm Weiner with Mandee Johnson
18 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mandee Johnson (new book Super Serious!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who is growing a new penis on his arm, a goat who stole Skittles fr...
Chainsaw Baboons with Atsuko Okatsuka
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Atsuko Okatsuka (Let's Go, Atsuko!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about chainsaw wielding baboons, man who forced a first date to help him rob a bank,...
No Pants Necessary Minisode
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about questionable tattoos, a man missing his pants and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Assquatchin’ with Franchesca Ramsey
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Franchesca Ramsey (MTV's Decoded, The Nightly Show, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about taxidermists turning deer butts into assquatches, a wo...
Grannies Gone Wild with Alison Rosen
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss William Shatner getting horse semen in his divorce settlement, a ...
Macaroni River Minisode
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a grandma spy, accidentally swimming in macaroni and more on this Minisode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Toilet Garden with Hend Baghdady
21 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Hend Baghdady joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a naked man rescued from the sewers, a Texas town who changed their name, a man's personal ...
Good Bird Gone Bad with Alyssa Carson
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Future astronaut Alyssa Carson joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a turtle that pees through it’s mouth, wolves eating blueberries, a motorcycle ri...
Chocolate Butthole with Arden Myrin
07 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Arden Myrin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a hipster who accused a company of using his photo only to find out it wasn't him, a story about a man...
Horse with a Hump Minisode
02 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty do a minisode of YOUR stories! They talk about a horse with a hump, a woman who may or may not have lost her cat and more! See omnyst...
Parachuting Beavers with Chaley Rose
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Actress and singer Chaley Rose joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a murdered goose who wore Nikes, a woman who learned she was washing her hands with...
Penis Candle Mogul Murder with Mamrie Hart
23 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mamrie Hart joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Spanish penis candle mogul who is accused of manslaughter, a nude sunbather who was mistaken for a d...
Famous Boozy Pigs with Naomi Ekperigin
16 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi Ekperigin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a parrot that told a firefighter to fuck off, a woman who ate her engagement ring, a famous boozy ...
Tortoise Sex God with Sabrina Jalees
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sabrina Jalees joins Kurt and Scotty this week to talk about a retired sex god tortoise, an epic fight involving feces and a Roomba, a man who robbed ...
The Thirstiest Man In America with Lucianne Walkowicz
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Astronomer Lucianne Walkowicz joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who carjacks a wine tanker, ICP cancelling The Gathering of the Juggalos, an a...
Blind Goose Love Triangle with Dani Fernandez
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dani Fernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss stories about a bi-sexual blind goose who was in a love triangle, a mistaken bomb threat at a Home Dep...
Robot Gorilla Farts with Karen Kilgariff
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Karen Kilgariff joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a robot gorilla that recorded gorilla farts, a giant tomato, a raccoon tail, a judo group’s van ...
Miniature Donkey Video Calls with Emily V. Gordon
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Emily V. Gordon joins Kurt and Scotty to talk a woman who pees alcohol, a sheep that went missing for years, a mini donkey that does video calls and m...
Dead Cat Drone with Albertina Rizzo
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Albertina Rizza joins Kurt and Scotty and talk about dolphins helping with alien communication, a dead cat turned into a drone and much more! See omn...
Face Mask Thong with Georgia Hardstark
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about toilets that recognize you in a very specific way, using a thong as a face mask, a sassy AirBnB ...
Pigeon Pants with Kristen Schaal
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kristen Schaal joins Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes for the premiere episode of Bananas! They discuss stories involving pigeons and pants, human to...
Bananas Trailer
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world. See omnystudio.com/listener for...