Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Confessions: Secret Friends Minisode

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home! See omnystu...

Prairie Dog Vacuum with Lili Trifilio

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation t...

Manatease with Kristen Meinzer

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowe...

A Hand Job to Remember Minisode

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong! See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Pony Up to the Bar with Lizzy Cooperman

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lizzy Cooperman (comedian, Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about when the Price is Right gave elephants as priz...

Butt Cups and Memory Olympics with Mo Welch

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mo Welch (comedian, artist) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about AI writing news articles, strange name associations, a snake that bites a 2 year old g...

Confessions: Secret Fear Minisode

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying t...

Kurt’s Pizza Registry

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British...

Splitty in the City with Cristela Alonzo

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eatin...

The Shield for Wind Minisode

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Chin Up, Tony Pizza!

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste...

The Pigs Need Our Coconut Water with Jackie Fabulous

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but...

Lying: Roomates Edition Minisode

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warren Beatty is Dead and Paprika Is Good: Live from Brooklyn

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banne...

Stick this City Up Your Butt with Sarah Marshall

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB sti...

Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes...

Who Is Linda Skeens?

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how balancing on one foot can tell you whether you will live or die, a woman who won every category at county fair but no o...

Pushin’ Peanuts Up Pepsi Mountain with V Spehar

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

V Spehar (@underthedesknews) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how people like other people who smell like them, a guy that spent over $8.5k a year ...

Hook Up Confessions Minisode

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about Read matching with someone you already hooked up with and falling on a hike on a date! See omnystudio.com/list...

Cornbread and Skeeter

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on ...

Live From Denver

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about a scientist that accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster, Disney ruining a proposa...

My Dog Ate My Marriage Minisode

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about vets finding underwear in dogs stomachs that reveals affairs, hiding a burger from wife so she...

Sexy Talking Dust Bin with Courtney Pauroso

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Courtney Pauroso joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rodent that disintegrates from having too much sex, a stag party that got stranded in Amsterdam...

The Nedja Episode with Mitra Jouhari

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who tried her first real meal after eating nothing but potato...

Beaver and Jellybean Minisode

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've Got Bubbles

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas After Dark! Kurt and Scotty talks about a Korean kid's game called Poop Needle, a man who stole a lawn mover and cut the victim’s grass...

Live from Vancouver

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Vancouver, Canada! Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman that brought a wild bobcat into her house, how a falling meatball caused ...

Vacations from Heck Minisode

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel a...

Crypto Toilet

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a toilet that turns human feces into crypto, the 13 most fascinating festivals, a senior citizen that stole a jacket from a...

Yard Sale!

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Nebraska got it’s own Navy, a soccer player fired after farting too much, fish causing the ocean to move when they ha...

I Got Away With It Minisode

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, bei...

Live from the Aladdin Theater

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who almost lost his penis after pubic hair cut off circulatio...

Paraglidin' Lions with Katie Notopoulos

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Katie Notopoulos (technology reporter for Buzzfeed) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Dallas getting Rick-Rolled by a massive QR code, pizza shop wo...

Lock Your Doors Minisode

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Granny Pepsi Pancake

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a college student who demanded an airplane from Pepsi, how most people can't name all their grandparents, a vasectomy docto...

Illegal Pickles with Cristela Alonzo

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo (comedian, actress, writer) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Denver man who faces felony charges over making a pickle ball court,...

Lots of F Bombs! Minisode

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden! See omnystudio.com/lis...

The Charlize Theron Episode with Charlize Theron

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charlize Theron joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the wild world of experimental surgery, multiple people who fell out of a building after man fell ...

Welcome to Muff Fest with Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a vulva shaped spaceship, including wax figures of...

Live From Tacoma with Jessica Dobson

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Tacoma, Washington! Jessica Dobson returns to the podcast to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a man who tried to cash a 368 bill...

Rent Free Romance Minisode

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger! ...

Comfort Turkey with Zainab Johnson

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Zainab Johnson (comedian, Upload) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about certain emotional support animals not being allowed to fly anymore, a church clo...

Bard's Birds Bonanza with Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) are back on Bananas to chat with Kurt and Scotty about a robot that bought ecstasy onli...

Tooth Ferry Minisode

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Missouri Cheese Caves with Bridget Everett

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bridget Everett (Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max now) chats with Kurt and Scotty about why the US is hiding billions of pounds of cheese, a man who trie...

Beggin’ for Preggin’ with Sasheer Zamata

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Woke, Best Friends podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a drunk brawl at DisneyWorld, a priest who baptized people incorrect...

Driving Off A Cliff Minisode

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who go...

Dump Dentures with Sheila Carrasco

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sheila Carrasco (Ghosts) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who gets his dentures back after losing them 11 years earlier, the internet of dong...

Dying For A Laugh

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a ribbon cutting at the world’s smallest park, a man who pranked people at his own funeral, a bored security guard who do...

Banana Boys Want Beavers Back In Baltimore

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of t...

Donuts From Hell with Becky Lucas

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Becky Lucas (comedian, The Becky and Cam Hotline podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman with two vaginas, a woman who ate so much sushi she...

Double Trouble Minisode

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star an...

Freedom Robot with Taylor Tomlinson

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Tomlinson (comedy, Sad in the City podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a flock of pigeons abducted in NYC, a doctor who branded patien...

Wipe It On Us with Robby Hoffman

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Robby Hoffman joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who runs a moist towelette museum out of a planetarium, how a bartender's tip led to an arrest...

Relationship Confessions Minisode

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and da...

Meat Bread Meat

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about North Korea’s claim that Kim Jong Il invented burritos, a woman who yelled she was engaged out her window in NYC, the 90 ...

True Beauty Bananas with Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty are joined by Elizabeth Taylor and Alix Shapiro of True Beauty Brooklyn to talk about making plastic out of salmon sperm, a man who wa...

Busty History Minisode

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried t...

Cashew Do You Do Minisode

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a dad being hypnotized and an encounter with a weird man involving photography and cashews! See omnystudi...

Cyperpunk Albatrosses with Lillie West (Lala Lala)

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lillie West (Lala Lala) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a cheese fire shutting down a Norwegian tunnel, college banning animal nudity, envelopes full...

Bananas Live from LA with Georgia Hardstark

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from the Dynasty Typewriter in LA! Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how many communions it would take to actual...

Lordy Lordy Mike Turns 40 Minisode

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about plagiarizing famous people’s autographs and how a doctor thawed cadavers! See omnystudio.com/listener f...

ALL the Animals Minisode

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon! See omny...

Ranch Suitcase

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man an...

Bananas Live in Brooklyn!

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Special guest Hannah Pilkes joins Kurt and Scotty talk about an update on the bishop who left t...

The Party Crab Minisode

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a friend with a mysterious party trick, and an incident with a raccoon at a thrift store! See omnystudio....

Wet Steaks Minisode

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a very eclectic dad and a college confession about peeing on steaks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snowasis

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about Instagrammers flocking to a toxic dump, a man who broke a record juggling axes, a snowstorm that left dozens stranded in UK...

Friginometry with Hannah Einbinder

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a math tutor who posts his lessons on Pornhub, a car parked in the same spot for 47 years...

Swinging Pink Flamingos Minisode

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about yard flamingos and swingers and a creepy customer at a coffee shop! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Money for Nothing Minisode

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing a desk from work and pulling one over on the man! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Bananas Live in Fort Wayne!

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live in Fort Wayne, Indiana! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who declared his love using Rubik’s Cubes, a man who ejaculates from his ...

Paws at 10 and 2 with Morgan James

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Morgan James (new album A Very Magnetic Christmas) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who was arrested in a car chase and claimed to be teaching h...

The Shroud of Tushin Minisode

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a b...

Let It Snow Minisode

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scott tell a listener stories about fake snow causing chaos and a found dildo on a cruise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

I CAN'T STOP DANCING with Celia Pacquola

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued...

Bananas Live in Hamden!

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos...

Blue Moon, Wet Dog Minisode

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about...

Pope Pops Minisode

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Remote Controlled Dancing Grannies

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman...

Boiling Points Minisode

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who Forked the Cheese? with SuChin Pak

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried und...

Clown Shortage with Kendra Cole

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got ...

Stay Puft, Crypto Hamster! with Mary Roach

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the S...

Smooth Sailing Minisode

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about going on a cruise and accidentally breaking the law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Pizza Minisode

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tells listener stories about working at the geriatric ward in a hospital and a very crazy pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener...

Crab Legs in the Attic with Aisling Bea

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Aisling Bea (This Way Up on Hulu now!) talks with Kurt and Scotty about how penguins and badgers have a gas from Venus in their feces, a man who left ...

Dumped for an Ashtray

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a man’s sexual performance led to arson, a man that stabbed himself while driving and eating Taco Bell, how animals f...

Race Car Bed Minisode

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a naked man who was found in a yard, and a man who drank two light beers and got way too drunk and fell as...

Unwanted Mail Attention Minisode

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a very boring professor and accidentally attacking a mail delivery person! See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

In One Hole, Out the Other with Allison Fields

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Allison Fields joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who could eat anything and used his skill to become a spy, the Deerfield Testicle Festival, a...

The Fartomaniac with Kristen Schaal

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristen Schaal returns to the podcast to talk to Kurt and Scotty about a man who could suck water into his anus, a secret apartment in a mall, the Mor...

Pig in a Bow Tie Minisode

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a customer who really wanted to bring a pet pig into a store and a very eccentric co-worker! See omnystud...

Small Crimes Confessions Minisode

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that r...

Twin Accident Minisode

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about autocorrect and a car accident and a neighborhood's Christmas mannequin! See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Daddy Short Legs

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about scientists accidentally creating daddy short legs spiders, a naked man arrested for floating down the river while running f...

Satan Is My Co-Pilot

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a naked high speed chase involving Satan, a house cat that shut down a school, football sized goldfish, a woman being hit b...

You're So Fake Minisode

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about waking up and finding a drunk man in your hotel room and a clown traumatizing a kid at a birthday party S...

Pants Party Minisode

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this minisode Kurt and Scotty talk about Scotty's infamous pants parties, a strange passenger on a plane and a 3 year old who loves an Austrian con...

Human Suction Cup with Shonali Bhowmik

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shonali Bhowmik (musician/filmmaker/actor, Tigers and Monkeys) chats with Kurt and Scotty about the human suction cup, visitors getting injured at the...