Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Would You Rather Bonusode with Lisa Magid

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-...

Not a Seafood Tower Until You Get A Third Tier with Ashley Ray

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart...

Cat Stories and So Much More

09 Apr 2024

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Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion tha...

Toy Cars and Earth Sandwiches

02 Apr 2024

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Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself ...

Pitbull’s Grannie Light

26 Mar 2024

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Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #12

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shivle Me Elmo with Claudia Doumit

19 Mar 2024

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Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian ...

Naked Men No More

12 Mar 2024

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Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a m...

Planes, Manes, and Audubon Spies with Laci Mosley

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a p...

Weiner Dog Warriors with Pepperoni Swords

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man...

Woof Hoofhoof with Catherine McCafferty

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Catherine McCafferty joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a falcon sex hat, a baby found alive in a tree after being sucked up by a tornado, ChatGPT c...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #11

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listens advice about graduation ideas, dealing with a condescending boss, knitting ideas, how to trick someone for a surprise par...

Philly Jesus and the Polar Hole with Laurie Kilmartin

13 Feb 2024

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Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the w...

Funky Cheese And Stanleys, Please!

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sit...

Kum & Gone

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who had her driveway stolen, vibrating pills that give the feeling of fullness, how Hulk Hogan helped rescue girl f...

Two Dogs, a Hot Priest, and a Naked Man Walk into a Bass Pro Shop with Andy Iwancio

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Iwancio is back on Bananas to talk about two stray dogs that caused $250k worth of damage at a car dealership, a man that stripped down and jumpe...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #10

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about survivor campsite challenges, being a loud sneezer, birthday party ideas, 10 year high school reunion ideas...

Live from Philadelphia

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Bananas live from Philadelphia! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who had a tree growing in his lungs, a thief that stole a shop-vac filled with...

Scotty's Gettin' Pettin’

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about New Year's Eve partiers who tried to celebrate twice but ended up in the wrong year, a Chinese chess champion’s poop sca...

Granny Got Twins with Blair Socci

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway s...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #9

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toile...

Birds, Breads, and Break-ups with Danny and Kate Tamberelli

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird ...

Live from Baltimore with Jessica Henkin

12 Dec 2023

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It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after v...

Furry Hackers And Potato Snackers with Lisa Gilroy

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a ...

Live from Brooklyn with V Spehar

28 Nov 2023

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It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued ...

Deck the Yard with Bullseye Folly with Leah Rudick

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile ...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #8

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roomma...

Hogs, Cocks, Horses and Cars

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payment...

Coin Flippin' Homewreckers with McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker...

Winnie The Pooh and The Very Terrible Alligator Orgy with Jameela Jamil

31 Oct 2023

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Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being ...

Be Like Bryce

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaura...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #7

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team buildin...

Live from Atlanta with Laurel Bristow

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journ...

Bonin' in the Boneyard

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activ...

Bananas Live From Raleigh

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman wh...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #6

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how t...

Cotton Eyed Joe and The Drifter

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a wind...

Death by 1000 Poses

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer s...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client tha...

Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentin...

Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with t...

Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in...

Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued t...

Bonusode: What's In a Name?

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting fr...

Hamburger in Paradise

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm ...

Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarra...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy...

Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most pa...

Labradoodoo

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was ...

Bonusode: Bananas Advice

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front o...

The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their weddin...

Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in S...

TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to a...

Mugs and Monsters

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be eas...

Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents...

Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird N...

Push Every Button with Novena Carmel

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her ...

Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA...

It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried...

Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the ...

Microdosing with Rye Bread

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses flop...

The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Phi...

Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail ...

Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at ...

Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an...

Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle sea...

Downward Iguanas

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster ...

The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuer...

Deliver Us From Uber

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery t...

Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation i...

Breast Fed Groom

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smar...

The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives ...

Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Tri...

Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000...

Polaroid Bear

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland rel...

Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana...

Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket wi...

Phineas Taylor Cruiser

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic ...

Thor’s Touching Himself

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest do...

Bad Friend Confessions Minisode

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching ...

Live from Minneapolis

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she d...

Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husba...

Short Tongue Surprise Minisode

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend a...

The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school ...

All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’...

Car Camp Martyr Minisode

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity ...

Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who ...

Hot Tamale!

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water ...

Confession Yard Sale Minisode

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, th...

Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks...

Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zi...

Smoking in the Library Minisode

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at...

Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating...

Whoopsie Kidnappie!

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim b...

Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and ...

Live From Asbury Park

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and ...

Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food...

Borken and Krauted Minisode

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge ...

Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for...

Loud Walls and Dead Guffaws

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of res...