Mike Hazen Is Back (And Better Than Ever)

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What makes Mike Hazen's return to the podcast significant?

Mike Hazen 0:00
Yeah, there should be some passion. This doesn't have to be boring.
Rob Ratner 0:03
You don't get bored by baseball. Okay, one thing the game needs is more people like you. You. You. You. You. You. You.
Mike Hazen 0:11
You. You. You. You. You.

How does Mike Hazen feel about the upcoming spring training?

Mike Hazen 0:16
You. You. You. You. You. You.
Rob Ratner 0:20
Welcome to Baseball Isn't Boring. Here's your host, Rob Ratner. There's nobody I'd rather talk to after doing an interview session with a bunch of media than Mike Hazen. Right?
Mike Hazen 0:33
Yeah.
Rob Ratner 0:34
Hi, Rob. You were workshopping this podcast.
Mike Hazen 0:37
I wasn't workshopping the podcast. I'm just wondering how we could have just had the five-minute conversation that you didn't record and now just launch right in.

What challenges did the Diamondbacks face during the offseason?

Mike Hazen 0:43
It's like you're an actor. It's like you could just flip the switch, you know? I can do the Cliff Notes version of that if you want.
Rob Ratner 0:51
That's fine. It's up to you. It's your show. All right. All right. Well, while we were talking about what actor you looked like, and you said that a lot of people say you look like Jon Bertholdt, Who is the guy that I said that you look like? Who is that? Do we have a name? The Lincoln lawyer. I don't know. I don't know. I don't watch TV.
Mike Hazen 1:11
I don't watch as much TV as you do.
Rob Ratner 1:14
All you do is build baseball teams. What's the guy's name? Hold on. Oh, Manuel Garcia Rufo.
Mike Hazen 1:26
I'd have to Google that. I'd have to Google that. Yeah. Yeah. Can you put up a picture here for the audience? Yeah, I will. You're not that technically savvy. Baseball is a boring kid. Pull that off.

How does Mike Hazen view the importance of team dynamics?

Mike Hazen 1:38
I promise.
Rob Ratner 1:38
I know that you secretly follow it. Your cohort doesn't secretly follow it. I see him all the time.
Mike Hazen 1:47
Who's my cohort?
Rob Ratner 1:48
Got me out.
Mike Hazen 1:49
Oh, okay. Yeah, everybody has their own Instagram likes. I know.
Rob Ratner 1:53
It's all good. It's a friend of the family. We appreciate it. But I'm here. My overall point is that that guy's a good-looking guy. You're a good-looking guy.
Mike Hazen 2:05
I'm here to build you up. This is getting weird. All right. Yeah, I appreciate that. You're like Shallow Hal. No. No. Yeah, let's just agree to disagree on this. And then we can journey into baseball.
Rob Ratner 2:21
Yeah, okay.
Mike Hazen 2:22
All right.
Rob Ratner 2:23
On that note. Well, again, I want to make you feel good about yourself. And there's nobody I know maybe in the planet that, like, it's harder to crack that nut. But I'm telling you, you should feel good about yourself.

What role do veteran players play in team development?

Rob Ratner 2:38
You look like the guy on Lincoln Lawyer, and you've done a good job of building your baseball team. You've never looked better. Your brand has never been hotter.
Mike Hazen 2:45
Huh, huh. You looking for a job, full-time gig over here? Maybe. I might be in the market. I could use a hype guy. I could use a hype guy. Right. That's what I'm talking about. I don't even still have a free T-shirt. And I've done this podcast like seven times. More. Okay, maybe more, and I still don't even have a free T-shirt. You don't? I have a sticker. We need to be bigger than the sticker, okay?
Rob Ratner 3:11
I think 50 stickers equal one T-shirt. Okay. I'd appreciate a T-shirt. I'll wear it.
Mike Hazen 3:17
I'll wear it.
Rob Ratner 3:18
Which one? You want the Spanish one or you want the American one? Whatever you decide. The hat?
Mike Hazen 3:24
Yeah. Okay. Let's get into baseball.

How does Mike Hazen handle player injuries and recovery?

Rob Ratner 3:26
Yeah, no, I'm here. Okay. So when you go in, so as I said, you had your meeting with the media, sort of like the beginning of spring training meeting. Am I wrong? Like you had that, right? Yeah, I did that.
Mike Hazen 3:40
Yeah.
Rob Ratner 3:41
Uh, when you go into that, like, what do you, how do you feel about that? Like, do you dislike, I just want to get this over with, or I know that this question is going to be asked. I know that that question is going to be asked, like, can, you know, compared to whenever you started this thing, I'm always interested in the team meetings and the first interviews.
Mike Hazen 4:01
Yeah. I actually look forward to it because I feel like it's the first time you get, you know, you're talking to your fans and I feel like it's the first time that I get to do that. That's not on the scale of an individual transaction. You know, like we will do media stuff through the off season as we do transactions and, and, and by and large, you know, there's some, there's some broader questions that get asked in terms of team building or things like that. But yeah, The majority of that is fixated on that one particular transaction, which any one move that any of us make in a vacuum, barring some type of blockbuster, it's not overly interesting in the grand scheme of things, right?

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