Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Ep 112 - THE FINAL FINALE
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wow... it's the last ever episode of Batch Bitch........ congratulations to Abbie and Konrad, Naomi ...
Ep 111 - Corned Beef Chest (S7E8&9)
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle's vyvanse prescription has been bumped up and it's very obvious as she goes on seventeen hu...
Ep 110 - It's Turkey Lurkey Time (S7E7)
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Only one episode of the Bachelorette this week, which is good because Naomi and Danielle are preoccu...
Ep 109 - Uh Oh Bisghettio (S7E5&6)
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi is still horny for everyone ....... umm bisexual queen alert???? Danielle tells us about a man...
Ep 108 - There's a little Vanessa Amorosi in all of us (S7E3&4)
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So sorry, they've both gone insane. Do we or do we not stan Konrad??? In this economy????? HELP US? ...
Ep 107 - Quietly Bi (Bachelorette S7E1&2)
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are BACK in a BIG way (on amphetamines). Talking the bachelorette and Naomi’s u...
Ep 106 - In Conversation with Abbie Chatfield (GAY LIAR??)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are finally joined by Abbie Chatfield on the podcast! We talk about her season of the Bachelor, a...
Ep 105 - Ben Russell's once in a lifetime cry
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and friend Ben Russell regales us with a story of one of the most haunting nights of his li...
Ep 104 - Samantha Andrew Tiktok sensation
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we had a little chit chat with Samatha Andrew off the young peoples app called tiktok. Enj...
Ep 103 - Hum would allegedly eat the baby's arm
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Batch Bitch we have our very first guest, close friend of Naomi and Danielle, Hum...
Ep 102 - MAFS Reunion, sorry
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle do one last MAFS episode about the reunion episode, no they will not be doi...
Ep 101 - Burnt P*ssy/Cooked C*nt
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back cunts!!!!!! This is just a loose chat where we talk about our lives and just basically vi...
Ep 100 - we made it!
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle answer your heartfelt questions about reality TV, the pod and their friendship.&n...
Ep 99 - Don't show me your veins
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle, free from the Bachelorette, chat about their lives, Aunty Donna's new show and t...
Ep 98 - Seeing the world through purple Steampunk tinted glasses (S6E9-10 The finale)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle do an abrupt turn on steampunk, has Pete a wolf in sheeps clothing all along?&nbs...
Ep 97 - I don't wanna kink shame (S6E5-8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle bring you a DOUBLE EPISODE as a treat and definitely not to make up for finally f...
Ep 96 - Spotted Dove (S6E3&4)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Naomi are deep in the midst of a mental breakdown, for the first time it is not at the ...
Ep 95 - Rooin' and Piggin' (BACHELORETTE S6E1&2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lockdown has gotten to the girls. We are SORRY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Ep 94 - My Pussy, My choice (Bachelor Finale)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wow this boring season has come to an end, it was such a boring season Naomi and Danielle didn’t e...
Ep 93 - I’ve been Avril Lavigned (S8E11&12)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is reeeaaaaal loose. We are getting to the home stretch (hometowns) now which is good n...
Ep 92 - LEGO Masters 2021
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor, or at least whatever scraps they’ve edited together into ...
Ep 91 - Photo of my insides (S8E5-8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a week off, Danielle and Naomi have four episodes to recap, which is fine because literally no...
Ep 90 - Corned Beef (S8E3&4)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk corned Beef, a bit of the Bachelor and the masked singer. Incompetech was down so I couldn’...
Ep 89 - You look like kind of a mole (Bachelor S8E1&2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle try to make it through the first two episodes of the Bachelor 2020. It's tough! A...
Ep 88 - They can’t show anyone F***ing at 7:30 (S3E9-12)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss Bachelor in Paradise, we haven’t seen our mental health dec...
Ep 87 - #FreeBrittney (S3E6-8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk Bachelor in Paradise again and wow it’s become MAFS, how dare anyone not b...
Ep 86 - I'm not dying bro (S3E2-5)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Figi is heating up! Danielle thinks the show is getting too drama-ie but Naomi is eating it up. A fu...
Ep 85 - Bachelor in Paradise!!! (S3E1&2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Finally! Bachelor in Paradise is back and Naomi and Danielle are ready to talk about it! Is Ciarran ...
Ep 84 - Big Brother 2020
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle were going to do a full recap series of Big Brother but it was simply too boring....
Ep 83 - Kid Nation Finale! (KID NATION E10-13)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are back after a hiatus they didn’t mean to take. Finally the Kid Nation Finale...
Ep 82 - Kind Potato Girl (KID NATION E7-9)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Black Lives Matter resources: The Bail ProjectThe Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund ...
Ep 81 - Romantic peck (KID NATION E4 -6)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss the insane 2007 show kid nation, it continues to be the highl...
Ep 80 - Mid tier bitch kids (KID NATION E1-3)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are back in the same room. What is this? The future? They are recapping the first...
Ep 79 - You can't put it in the front once it's been in the back
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk about Too Hot to Handle with a little Love is Blind thrown in there. Why don...
Ep 78 - 5G Conspiracy for dumb idiots
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Naomi do a podcast not reviewing reality tv because neither of the franchises are on. I...
Ep 77 - A little louder over our roars (MAFS W9)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s finally the last episode of Married at first sight. Very nice, we like! Hosted on Acast...
Ep 76 - Pipe up chachi (MAFS W8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We called this episode Pipe up Chachi. Naomi, on the podcasts, quotes Hayley as saying this. Does sh...
Ep 75 - Horniness attracts horniness (MAFS W7)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
more mafs bullshit honestly...... what else do you want us to say Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Ep 74 - Quarantine you dumb bitches (MAFS W6)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Naomi discuss MAFS, we're off Josh, we continue to be off Michael. Not sure about Ivan ...
Ep 73 - Naomi has Coronavirus (MAFS W5)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi has Coronavirus, she also forgot to take her headphone away from the mic so there's a weird ec...
Ep 72 - Cappuccino dick (MAFS W4)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row Hosted ...
Ep 71 - That’s not how breakups work (MAFS W3)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes...
Ep 70 - Sooshi Mango (MAFS W2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first c...
Ep 69 - Hot as shit (MAFS W1)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first ...
Ep 68 - Pre MAFS
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown ...
Ep 67 - The Circle
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead ani...
Ep 66 - CATS
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome) Hosted on Acast...
Ep 65 - Rub your nipple raw
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Ep 64 - Let the Cannibal loose
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing C...
Ep 63 - I think they go there to cry (S5E11&12)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of ye...
Ep 62 - Pie Money (S5E9&10)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are still mourning Ciarran by constantly comparing how much better Ciarran was th...
Ep 61 - 2% funny (S5E7&8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle mourn the beautiful Ciarran, gone too soon. We love you Ciarran. Hosted on Acast....
Ep 60 - Technical difficulties (S5E5&6)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle try to discuss the Bachelorette however this becomes increasingly difficult becau...
Ep 59 - Muntboy Aura (S53&4)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle have gone off Timm and on Ciarran (Naomi, a horny amount). They cannot help but f...
Ep 58 - Little stilts/Bachelorette starts (S5E1&2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the opening two episodes of the Bachelorette, including Wazza aka the chi...
Ep 57 - The Rumour (Rob) Mill(s) (Masked Singer)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk about the masked singer, the greatest show to hit Australian shores in a lon...
Ep 56 - Clit Steam (S7E15&16)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor finale, why Australia fall in love with women without self e...
Ep 55 - The Worst Cum (S7E13&14)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the insanity of Elly v Abbie or as we like to think of it: The producers ...
Ep 54 - Tutankhamun on a vision board (S7E11&12)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk over WEEK 6 of the Bachelor. Who will Matt fall in love with? What shade of ...
Ep 53 - Gimme dat rose boy (S7E9&10)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the week that was on the Bachelor, also we finally discuss Ivan being on ...
Ep 52 - Marriage and Kids Saga ( S7E7&8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss Matts Eye gouging fetish, along with of course the DRAMA and bullying. So...
Ep 51 - Dog C*nt Saga (S7E5&6)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle make their way through the dog cunt saga. Which is funnier, dog shit or dog cunt?...
Ep 50 - Abbie is Horny (S7E3&4)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi is no longer horny for the bachelor but luckily Abbie is here to help. Danielle and Naomi disc...
Ep 49 - Naomi is Horny (S7E1&2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 episodes of the new season of the Bachelor, that’s right, w...
Ep 48 - Monkey footin LIVE
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss this seasons contestants one by one in preparation for the first episode ...
Ep 47 - I'm a Gemini
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle completely switch vibes. Good for Naomi. Bad for Danielle. They talk about gettin...
Ep 46 - My cervix is pristine
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle and Naomi talk 90 day fiancé, laser hair removal, Glee (obviously) and ask each other some...
Ep 45 - Gleeks
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 episodes of TV show ‘Are you the one?’, Naomi is in a jea...
Ep 44 - Poly-King-Feminist-Love-Man-Superman
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle have a look at some promo for the new season of The Bachelor AU and talk about ou...
Ep 43 - Tazo! Stop licking your dick!!
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle continue asking each other Bethanys questions, there are a lot of raised voices t...
Ep 42 - Are we in love yet?
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bachelor in Paradise is over and Naomi and Danielle are free for now. The girls ask each other some ...
Ep 41 - Paradise Finale (finally)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A quote from this weeks episode by Naomi ‘If my female friend did this to me it would be so funny,...
Ep 40 - They call it cream (S2E9&10)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry for the huge delay on this one. We both got deathly sick and were also both away. It's not our...
Ep 39 - Murder on the dance floor
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss how many times you can use the same tissue in this riveting episode of yo...
Ep 38 - Do you know where commas go? (S2E4&5&6)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nah, us either. Naomi and Danielle float the idea of doing a podcast from the one and only dog park,...
Ep 37 - Bachelor in Paradise is here!!!!
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Finally MAFS is over and Paradise is here!! Naomi and Danielle are very happy to see their favourite...
Ep 36 - It's finally over (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle have really done their best to make it this far. They'd like to thank their loyal...
Ep 35 - RATIONAL!!! (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s nearly over! FINALLY! In this episode Naomi and Danielle recap the last week although we’re...
Ep 34 - Instagram selfies and trout pouts (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mike continues to be awful and Jess continues to be awful and everyone cries. Danielle and particula...
Ep 33 - Harpies, Wenches and Mouth stuff (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Naomi and Danielle have hit a wall. You can tell because they start the show with l...
Ep 32 - Maybe I'll try and fall in love with you (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are very tired. The show is awful. Maybe one of these couples will actually end u...
Ep 31 - I'm horny bub (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Naomi and Danielle are angry at the producers for thinking Australia is that dumb. ...
Ep 30 - Suffocate in silence (MAFS)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle get furious at almost all of the men on this show, and Naomi struggles with being...
Ep 29 - MAFS BITCH
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 weeks of MAFS (meeting all the couples, the dinner party and ...
Ep 28 - Consider this a bonus episode
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting Married At First Sight next week, and let me tell you... we already have some opinion...
Ep 27 - 1 Chance 4 Ivan 2 Dance
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi tells Danielle off for GAMBLING and then the two charming beautiful women talk about a timeles...
Batch Bitch presents: Prime Mates!
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Are you confused?? Just listen to the first minute. And then listen to the next 45 minutes. And then...
Ep 26 - Lazy Moe's
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are back from an accidental break, they talk Christmas, Louis CK, A Star Is Born ...
Ep 25 - The only value it ever had
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle do face masks and talk competitions, Amy & Mel and the manosphere. Danielle is re...
Ep 24 - Chihuahua vibes
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are truly scraping the barrel on content this week by doing buzzfeed quizzes. And...
Ep 23 - Batch Bitch Defined
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle become obsessed with a youtube channel called GirlDefined, after a quick detour i...
Ep 22 - Sex, drugs and the electoral roll
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle are very happy the Bachelor/Bachelorette is over! They talk Naomi's pilot, voting...
Ep 21 - We did it baby (S4E11&12)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle finally make it to the end of the Bachelor franchise for 2018, and Naomi gets mad...
Ep 20 - Cut the baby in half (S4E9&10)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk Hometowns, Hunting down criminal records and the judgement of Solomon.Twitte...
Ep 19 - The Bulbous Bit (S4E7&8)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk about Naomi's fetishes, Charlie's almost certain affinity for crime, Daniell...
Ep 18 - I wanted to dance for you (S4E5&6)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle goes on an excruciating rant about UFC and Naomi continues to throw out wild accusations ab...
Ep 17 - Testosterone in the air (S4E3&4)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle discuss how low the bar is to be 'one of the good guys' in the mansion, Naomi has...
Ep 16 - Italians are still white (S4E1&2)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk Cum Lord, our new nemesis Paddy, how cute Tazo is and cold hard dick. (Also ...
Ep 15 - WE'VE BROKEN FORMAT! (S6E16)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Naomi and Danielle talk tans, Naomi's new excercise regime, our plan to get freebies from Myer, Nick...
Ep 14 - Anthrax in the mail (S6E15)
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danielle asks Naomi some questions from her very normal Conversation Starter book, and then they com...