Batch Bitch

Ep 112 - THE FINAL FINALE

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wow... it's the last ever episode of Batch Bitch........ congratulations to Abbie and Konrad, Naomi is jealous of both of you Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Ep 111 - Corned Beef Chest (S7E8&9)

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle's vyvanse prescription has been bumped up and it's very obvious as she goes on seventeen hundred tangents during this episode that already re...

Ep 110 - It's Turkey Lurkey Time (S7E7)

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Only one episode of the Bachelorette this week, which is good because Naomi and Danielle are preoccupied with All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor...

Ep 109 - Uh Oh Bisghettio (S7E5&6)

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi is still horny for everyone ....... umm bisexual queen alert???? Danielle tells us about a man from North Queensland called "Big Davey" and Naom...

Ep 108 - There's a little Vanessa Amorosi in all of us (S7E3&4)

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So sorry, they've both gone insane. Do we or do we not stan Konrad??? In this economy????? HELP US? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Ep 107 - Quietly Bi (Bachelorette S7E1&2)

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are BACK in a BIG way (on amphetamines). Talking the bachelorette and Naomi’s until now completely secret attraction to women. (A...

Ep 106 - In Conversation with Abbie Chatfield (GAY LIAR??)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are finally joined by Abbie Chatfield on the podcast! We talk about her season of the Bachelor, all of us probably having ADHD, her plethora of sex...

Ep 105 - Ben Russell's once in a lifetime cry

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian and friend Ben Russell regales us with a story of one of the most haunting nights of his life - Georgia Love's wedding - where a few bad deci...

Ep 104 - Samantha Andrew Tiktok sensation

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we had a little chit chat with Samatha Andrew off the young peoples app called tiktok. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Ep 103 - Hum would allegedly eat the baby's arm

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Batch Bitch we have our very first guest, close friend of Naomi and Danielle, Hum! Who also co-created and co-wrote Why Are You Lik...

Ep 102 - MAFS Reunion, sorry

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 Naomi and Danielle do one last MAFS episode about the reunion episode, no they will not be doing the new season, not after the havoc previous se...

Ep 101 - Burnt P*ssy/Cooked C*nt

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back cunts!!!!!! This is just a loose chat where we talk about our lives and just basically vibe. 2021 is here and we are loving it! Hosted on A...

Ep 100 - we made it!

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle answer your heartfelt questions about reality TV, the pod and their friendship.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Ep 99 - Don't show me your veins

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle, free from the Bachelorette, chat about their lives, Aunty Donna's new show and the episode of Reputation Rehab with Abbie Chatfiel...

Ep 98 - Seeing the world through purple Steampunk tinted glasses (S6E9-10 The finale)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle do an abrupt turn on steampunk, has Pete a wolf in sheeps clothing all along?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Ep 97 - I don't wanna kink shame (S6E5-8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle bring you a DOUBLE EPISODE as a treat and definitely not to make up for finally falling off their schedule. They spend this time co...

Ep 96 - Spotted Dove (S6E3&4)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle and Naomi are deep in the midst of a mental breakdown, for the first time it is not at the hands of a reality tv show, This season of the Bac...

Ep 95 - Rooin' and Piggin' (BACHELORETTE S6E1&2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lockdown has gotten to the girls. We are SORRY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 94 - My Pussy, My choice (Bachelor Finale)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wow this boring season has come to an end, it was such a boring season Naomi and Danielle didn’t even realise it was the finale Hosted on Acast. See...

Ep 93 - I’ve been Avril Lavigned (S8E11&12)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is reeeaaaaal loose. We are getting to the home stretch (hometowns) now which is good news for everyone!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Ep 92 - LEGO Masters 2021

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor, or at least whatever scraps they’ve edited together into a show because stuff is clearly missing from the n...

Ep 91 - Photo of my insides (S8E5-8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After a week off, Danielle and Naomi have four episodes to recap, which is fine because literally nothing happens in any of them. It's mostly Danielle...

Ep 90 - Corned Beef (S8E3&4)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We talk corned Beef, a bit of the Bachelor and the masked singer. Incompetech was down so I couldn’t read the song description for you sorry, for ha...

Ep 89 - You look like kind of a mole (Bachelor S8E1&2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle try to make it through the first two episodes of the Bachelor 2020. It's tough! Also, we touch on the finale of Bachelor in Paradis...

Ep 88 - They can’t show anyone F***ing at 7:30 (S3E9-12)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss Bachelor in Paradise, we haven’t seen our mental health decline like this since MAFS. Naomi also details her ...

Ep 87 - #FreeBrittney (S3E6-8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk Bachelor in Paradise again and wow it’s become MAFS, how dare anyone not be in love with Brittney, she is an actual angel. W...

Ep 86 - I'm not dying bro (S3E2-5)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Figi is heating up! Danielle thinks the show is getting too drama-ie but Naomi is eating it up. A fun podcast between good friends with opposing views...

Ep 85 - Bachelor in Paradise!!! (S3E1&2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Finally! Bachelor in Paradise is back and Naomi and Danielle are ready to talk about it! Is Ciarran a villain WTF, why do Cassie and Mary hate Abbie f...

Ep 84 - Big Brother 2020

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle were going to do a full recap series of Big Brother but it was simply too boring. Honestly, we've saved everyone quite a bit of gri...

Ep 83 - Kid Nation Finale! (KID NATION E10-13)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are back after a hiatus they didn’t mean to take. Finally the Kid Nation Finale is here!!!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Ep 82 - Kind Potato Girl (KID NATION E7-9)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Black Lives Matter resources: The Bail ProjectThe Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund provides free bail assistance to low-income indivi...

Ep 81 - Romantic peck (KID NATION E4 -6)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss the insane 2007 show kid nation, it continues to be the highlight of our lives and I for one am annoyed the lit...

Ep 80 - Mid tier bitch kids (KID NATION E1-3)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are back in the same room. What is this? The future? They are recapping the first three episodes of KID NATION, which has already t...

Ep 79 - You can't put it in the front once it's been in the back

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk about Too Hot to Handle with a little Love is Blind thrown in there. Why don't you just listen? What's the worst that could ha...

Ep 78 - 5G Conspiracy for dumb idiots

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle and Naomi do a podcast not reviewing reality tv because neither of the franchises are on. Instead we talk about the fact it’s both our dads...

Ep 77 - A little louder over our roars (MAFS W9)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s finally the last episode of Married at first sight. Very nice, we like!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 76 - Pipe up chachi (MAFS W8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We called this episode Pipe up Chachi. Naomi, on the podcasts, quotes Hayley as saying this. Does she say this or does she say pipe down chachi??? Now...

Ep 75 - Horniness attracts horniness (MAFS W7)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

more mafs bullshit honestly...... what else do you want us to say Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 74 - Quarantine you dumb bitches (MAFS W6)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle and Naomi discuss MAFS, we're off Josh, we continue to be off Michael. Not sure about Ivan and Aleks, Danielle hopes the producers just manip...

Ep 73 - Naomi has Coronavirus (MAFS W5)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi has Coronavirus, she also forgot to take her headphone away from the mic so there's a weird echo, but this podcast is free so get over OKAY! SOR...

Ep 72 - Cappuccino dick (MAFS W4)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Ep 71 - That’s not how breakups work (MAFS W3)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes weirdly. Naomi has run out of her free trial and ...

Ep 70 - Sooshi Mango (MAFS W2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first commitment ceremony in which everyone says 'Yes I w...

Ep 69 - Hot as shit (MAFS W1)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first sight. How fitting that at episode 69 they get so ...

Ep 68 - Pre MAFS

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown into situations specifically meant to trigger that...

Ep 67 - The Circle

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead animal story from Danielle that we need to get out of...

Ep 66 - CATS

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 65 - Rub your nipple raw

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 64 - Let the Cannibal loose

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing Cam and Jules televised wedding. Naomi accuses Dani...

Ep 63 - I think they go there to cry (S5E11&12)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of yet another possibly interesting relationship. It is...

Ep 62 - Pie Money (S5E9&10)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are still mourning Ciarran by constantly comparing how much better Ciarran was than anyone else considering there are two liars, a ...

Ep 61 - 2% funny (S5E7&8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle mourn the beautiful Ciarran, gone too soon. We love you Ciarran. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 60 - Technical difficulties (S5E5&6)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle try to discuss the Bachelorette however this becomes increasingly difficult because apparently the wifi in America is shit (I thoug...

Ep 59 - Muntboy Aura (S53&4)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle have gone off Timm and on Ciarran (Naomi, a horny amount). They cannot help but feel sorry for fireman Jamie even though he's fucke...

Ep 58 - Little stilts/Bachelorette starts (S5E1&2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the opening two episodes of the Bachelorette, including Wazza aka the chicken man who cannot take a joke, and Jess who thin...

Ep 57 - The Rumour (Rob) Mill(s) (Masked Singer)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk about the masked singer, the greatest show to hit Australian shores in a long time, and Naomi talks about how much she misses ...

Ep 56 - Clit Steam (S7E15&16)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor finale, why Australia fall in love with women without self esteem and hate a horny and confident woman. Also t...

Ep 55 - The Worst Cum (S7E13&14)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the insanity of Elly v Abbie or as we like to think of it: The producers manipulating contestants and the Australian public...

Ep 54 - Tutankhamun on a vision board (S7E11&12)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk over WEEK 6 of the Bachelor. Who will Matt fall in love with? What shade of blonde will her hair be? I guess we'll just have t...

Ep 53 - Gimme dat rose boy (S7E9&10)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the week that was on the Bachelor, also we finally discuss Ivan being on Australia’s Got Talent and also probably have ou...

Ep 52 - Marriage and Kids Saga ( S7E7&8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss Matts Eye gouging fetish, along with of course the DRAMA and bullying. Sorry for the crackling, we’re not sure what has c...

Ep 51 - Dog C*nt Saga (S7E5&6)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle make their way through the dog cunt saga. Which is funnier, dog shit or dog cunt?? Sound off below! What? There's no comment sectio...

Ep 50 - Abbie is Horny (S7E3&4)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi is no longer horny for the bachelor but luckily Abbie is here to help. Danielle and Naomi discuss this week's happenings in the show, as well as...

Ep 49 - Naomi is Horny (S7E1&2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 episodes of the new season of the Bachelor, that’s right, we’re back to OG format. Naomi is horny and Danie...

Ep 48 - Monkey footin LIVE

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss this seasons contestants one by one in preparation for the first episode of the bachelor. Also the first 10 minutes or so i...

Ep 47 - I'm a Gemini

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle completely switch vibes. Good for Naomi. Bad for Danielle. They talk about getting NAKED in PUBLIC and also the new promos for The ...

Ep 46 - My cervix is pristine

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle and Naomi talk 90 day fiancé, laser hair removal, Glee (obviously) and ask each other some questions on personal habits (courtesy of Bethany...

Ep 45 - Gleeks

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 episodes of TV show ‘Are you the one?’, Naomi is in a jealous rage because Danielle has made a new friend (...

Ep 44 - Poly-King-Feminist-Love-Man-Superman

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle have a look at some promo for the new season of The Bachelor AU and talk about our new bachelor whose name I honestly have forgotte...

Ep 43 - Tazo! Stop licking your dick!!

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle continue asking each other Bethanys questions, there are a lot of raised voices this episode. Also I’m truly sorry for the intro ...

Ep 42 - Are we in love yet?

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bachelor in Paradise is over and Naomi and Danielle are free for now. The girls ask each other some of the 136 questions suggested by Bethany of Girl ...

Ep 41 - Paradise Finale (finally)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A quote from this weeks episode by Naomi ‘If my female friend did this to me it would be so funny, if a man did this to me I would punch them win th...

Ep 40 - They call it cream (S2E9&10)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry for the huge delay on this one. We both got deathly sick and were also both away. It's not our fault!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Ep 39 - Murder on the dance floor

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss how many times you can use the same tissue in this riveting episode of your FAVOURITE podcast!!! I (Danielle) apologise to ...

Ep 38 - Do you know where commas go? (S2E4&5&6)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nah, us either. Naomi and Danielle float the idea of doing a podcast from the one and only dog park, and Danielle is finally cancelled with the help o...

Ep 37 - Bachelor in Paradise is here!!!!

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Finally MAFS is over and Paradise is here!! Naomi and Danielle are very happy to see their favourites back! (Brittany and Vanessa Sunshine) Of course ...

Ep 36 - It's finally over (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle have really done their best to make it this far. They'd like to thank their loyal listeners, and they'd like to denounce anyone inv...

Ep 35 - RATIONAL!!! (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s nearly over! FINALLY! In this episode Naomi and Danielle recap the last week although we’re both so tired of the show we forgot to talk about...

Ep 34 - Instagram selfies and trout pouts (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mike continues to be awful and Jess continues to be awful and everyone cries. Danielle and particularly Naomi are struggling a lot but apparently ther...

Ep 33 - Harpies, Wenches and Mouth stuff (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Naomi and Danielle have hit a wall. You can tell because they start the show with low energy and then descent into madness. John Aike...

Ep 32 - Maybe I'll try and fall in love with you (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are very tired. The show is awful. Maybe one of these couples will actually end up together, MAYBE. What is the point of this kind ...

Ep 31 - I'm horny bub (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Naomi and Danielle are angry at the producers for thinking Australia is that dumb. We don’t buy it. Also, no, we don’t think Cyre...

Ep 30 - Suffocate in silence (MAFS)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle get furious at almost all of the men on this show, and Naomi struggles with being cursed with finding Ines actually quite funny. Th...

Ep 29 - MAFS BITCH

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 weeks of MAFS (meeting all the couples, the dinner party and first commitment ceremony). They also talk queefs ...

Ep 28 - Consider this a bonus episode

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're starting Married At First Sight next week, and let me tell you... we already have some opinions!! Meanwhile there's a competition at the end of ...

Ep 27 - 1 Chance 4 Ivan 2 Dance

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi tells Danielle off for GAMBLING and then the two charming beautiful women talk about a timeless classic, 1 Chance 2 Dance (available on Netflix ...

Batch Bitch presents: Prime Mates!

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you confused?? Just listen to the first minute. And then listen to the next 45 minutes. And then listen to the rest on Prime Mates (a very fun pod...

Ep 26 - Lazy Moe's

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are back from an accidental break, they talk Christmas, Louis CK, A Star Is Born (finally) and Naomi does a really good Ivan callba...

Ep 25 - The only value it ever had

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle do face masks and talk competitions, Amy & Mel and the manosphere. Danielle is really echo-ey for some reason and we don't know why...

Ep 24 - Chihuahua vibes

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are truly scraping the barrel on content this week by doing buzzfeed quizzes. And yes, none of these quizzes should be done through...

Ep 23 - Batch Bitch Defined

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle become obsessed with a youtube channel called GirlDefined, after a quick detour into Danielle's grandad's interesting religious bel...

Ep 22 - Sex, drugs and the electoral roll

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle are very happy the Bachelor/Bachelorette is over! They talk Naomi's pilot, voting, and criminal records. Twitter: @batchbitchp...

Ep 21 - We did it baby (S4E11&12)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle finally make it to the end of the Bachelor franchise for 2018, and Naomi gets mad at Danielle's bodily functions. Twitter: @ba...

Ep 20 - Cut the baby in half (S4E9&10)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk Hometowns, Hunting down criminal records and the judgement of Solomon.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod&n...

Ep 19 - The Bulbous Bit (S4E7&8)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk about Naomi's fetishes, Charlie's almost certain affinity for crime, Danielle's disney crush and Improv some clit lit. Tw...

Ep 18 - I wanted to dance for you (S4E5&6)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle goes on an excruciating rant about UFC and Naomi continues to throw out wild accusations about Bachelorette contestants. Twitter: @batch...

Ep 17 - Testosterone in the air (S4E3&4)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle discuss how low the bar is to be 'one of the good guys' in the mansion, Naomi has a few political outbursts, and Danielle poses a v...

Ep 16 - Italians are still white (S4E1&2)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk Cum Lord, our new nemesis Paddy, how cute Tazo is and cold hard dick. (Also Nauru and September 11) Twitter: @batchbitchp...

Ep 15 - WE'VE BROKEN FORMAT! (S6E16)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Naomi and Danielle talk tans, Naomi's new excercise regime, our plan to get freebies from Myer, Nicks hot brother and THE SHOCK ENDING!Twitter: @batch...

Ep 14 - Anthrax in the mail (S6E15)

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danielle asks Naomi some questions from her very normal Conversation Starter book, and then they complain about men some more (which is definitely rel...