Bellied Up
Episodes
Minnesota Vs. Wisconsin #85
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Chub's Pub in Fargo, ND. The first caller has a significant issue with how Wisconsin labels its highways and believe...
Florida Man Needs Ice Fishing Advice #84
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is a school teacher in New York who is experiencing an uncomfortable situation with her ex. The next caller is a Florida man who is g...
Charlie Gets a Tarot Card Reading #83
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller wants to be more than friends with Charlie. The next caller is having sprinkler problems, and perhaps our biggest buy, sell, trade ye...
School Teacher is a Dominatrix #82
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Mick's Office in Moorhead, MN. Our first caller is a teacher who found out that one of his colleagues works as a dom...
Don't Mess With The Mailman #81
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller resides in a large house with his entire family and needs some advice on how to enhance privacy. The next caller, a UPS Driver from M...
Confusing Car Thieves #80
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller wants to know when he should spill the beans about telling his kid that Santa isn't real (we're not sure why he wants to lie ...
The Art of Small Talk #79
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at The Hill Bar & Grill in Glyndon, MN. Our first caller is experiencing lady troubles, and we help him with that. The ...
Does New Zealand Belong in The Midwest? #78
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is a law student who wants to know which Midwest laws we would pass, and we pick his brain about law school. The next caller wants to...
Mechanical Bull At a Wedding #77
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller wants to take Charlie on a date. The next caller wants to put an animal mount in the living room, but his wife's profession confl...
How To Get A Raise 💵 #76
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Duffy's in Fargo, ND. The first caller works at a small business and is wondering how he should go about asking for ...
Maple Syrup and Death #75
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is having a wedding and is having a best man dilemma, Next caller wants to know an age old questions "are midwest kids just born...
How To Look Cool While Hunting #74
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is bothered by jet skiers tearing up his local lake. The next caller wants to know how to avoid looking like a dweeb when he's hu...
How To Avoid "The Happiest Place On Earth" #73
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we're at Clementine's in Milwaukee. First caller has some nosy extremely neighbors, Next caller needs desperate help to get ou...
Bribing Your Kid #72
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First caller talks about not wanting to compromise on the type of grass when buying a home, the second caller talks about paying her kid to behave at ...
The Art of Sliding into the DM's #71
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First caller hates that his brother buys so much junk, next caller is a marathon runner and wants to know the perfect meal after running a marathon, l...
Outsmarting The Landlord #70
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First caller wants to know how he can sneak a pet into his apartment, Next caller wants to know when he should propose while his brother is planning h...
Wearing Camo To a Wedding #69
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The first caller is a truck driver who lets us know his biggest pet peeves when driving truck. The next caller is worried that her (maybe) future husb...
Finding Love at a Reggae Concert #68
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller wants to hear from us about how he can ignore people. The next caller wants advice on dating someone who's 15 years older than hi...
Husband Buys Too Many Tools #67
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller really dislikes Chicago but has a burning love for fireworks. The next caller hates how many tools her husband is buying, and the las...
Best of Bellied Up: Volume 1
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s the Best of Bellied Up from the first 66 episodes. Episode 67 will be out next week. Thanks for listening 🍻 Charlie's Aunt and Gran...
How to Fight in The Midwest #66
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller has his first-ever kickboxing match coming up and is curious about ways to fight like a Midwesterner. The next caller wants to know t...
Grandpa is Sending Weird Emails #65
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is a truck driver who delivers dumpsters, and we ask, "What's the wildest thing you've ever seen?" The next caller ...
Ex-Girlfriend Etiquette #64
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Zad's in Milwaukee, WI. The first caller is missing his "bro time" with his best buddy. The next caller ha...
Dad is Addicted to Jetskis #63
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is pregnant and has a very important event scheduled for when she's due to go into labor. The next caller's father has a tend...
Ruining a Family Wedding #62
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is a passenger princess and gives us the 3 things that are essential for a car ride (the driver princess also chimes in). Next caller...
Girlfriend Wants to Move in Part 2 #61
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller hired his father-in-law and immediately regrets his decision. (23:07) Then, Ethan gives us a Bellied UPdate on his goth girlfriend mo...
What Every Midwest Kitchen Needs #60
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The first caller has a dad who is way too good at the 'Midwest goodbye' and needs tips on how to get out of it. The next caller wants to know ...
Adventures of Dating #59
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller has a (future) father-in-law who doesn't want alcohol at the wedding, but the caller does. The next caller is a carpenter who is ...
Dating Your Cousin #58
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Dale Z.'s On Tour in Milwaukee, WI. Our first caller is wondering when a town is considered a small town. The next c...
The Man With No Stomach #57
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we talk to a guy who doesn't have a stomach and discuss the struggles that come with that. The next caller needs advice on how no...
The Keys To a Perfect Mullet #56
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller is the father of a mullet champion he breaks down the do's and don'ts of a great mullet. Next caller is having trouble with h...
Rules of The Garage Fridge #55
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Matt's Bar and Grill in Minneapolis, MN. Our first caller wants to know what belongs in the garage fridge and what s...
Hawaii Says "Aloha" to the Midwest #54
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Myles does something he's never done before. Our first caller states his case on why Hawaii should be a part of the Midwest. The ...
The Perfect Hotdish Recipe #53
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller lives in New York and is wondering what the best way is to welcome neighbors to the neighborhood. The next caller needs to know what ...
Living Next Door To a Sorority #52
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Schuller's Tavern in Golden Valley, MN. Our first caller is a single mom with a traumatic past who is looking for a ...
Girlfriend Wants to Move in #51
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Tony Jaro's in Minneapolis, MN. The first caller is a Vikings fan, and one of his good buddies got drafted to the Pa...
Co-Workers Drink Too Much #50
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First caller, who's got a boat and wants some tips on how to ask his buddies for gas money. Then we've got a Hoosier-turned-Floridian caller, ...
Dating is Like Fishing #49
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're at Tony Jaro's River Garden in Minneapolis, MN. Our first caller is struggling with women and wants to know how to impr...
Midwest Basement Bar Essentials #48
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Myles welcomes his grandparents for a chat. The first caller shares about her husband's passion for lawn care, and wants advice o...
Mystery Strip Club Money #47
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First caller is calling in to hate on ranch, Next caller is Laurie, she's trying to find the ideal boyfriend, Last caller found a bunch of money i...
The Ultimate Roommate Test #46
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we're at The Red Baron Lounge in Casselton, ND. First caller lost his wisdom and wants to know if he can drink with his buddies so...
Taking Back The Bowling Industry #45
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our first caller wants to find a date for an upcoming wedding and has a beef with bowling. In the next call, we get an update from the mother who want...
Myles & Charlie's Wild Adventure #44
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, we're at Hi-Ho Burgers & Brews in Dilworth, MN. Myles & Charlie learn an interesting fact about s...
Bar in a Hardware Store #43
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Hi-Ho Burgers & Brews in Dilworth, MN. Our first caller is puzzled by the number of geese aro...
Secrets of Private Jet Life #42
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm Please consider helping one of our listeners' good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Our first caller is a flight...
Midwest Family Tree W/ AJ Dillon #41
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, Green Bay Packers running back AJ Dillon and Will Toonen join the podcast. The first caller is a mailman who ...
Minnesota To California #40
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Lenny's Bar in Green Bay, WI. The first caller is an insurance workerwho is trying to convince his gi...
How to Not Hit Deer #39
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet farm In this episode we talk to a guy tells us his story at a waste water treatment plant, next caller can't stop hitting deer we g...
Indiana Needs More Attention #38
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm Check out Charlie's New Stand Up Special "Midwest Goodbye" on YouTube Our first caller is considering a career change and has ...
The Art of Not Annoying Dad #37
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm In this episode we're at the Green Bay Curling Club in Green Bay, WI. First caller is moving in with his girlfriend and needs ...
Mystery of the Midwest Basement #36
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm We're at the Nook in St. Paul, MN. First caller is a mother who wants to get her daughter into Deer Hunting, Myles and Charlie...
Cut Grass and Eat Bass #35
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm Our first caller is a construction worker wondering how to break in his winter bibs, next caller lives in Washington and wants...
Does Kentucky Belong in The Midwest? #34
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at The Nook in St. Paul, MN. First caller has a dilemma for his sisters wedding, Next caller is from Col...
Getting Romantic at The Wisconsin Dells #33
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm Our First caller is wondering what she should build on her 60 acres, we then give tips to the next caller on where's the best ...
Is The ”Midwest Goodbye” Bad? #32
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode a Minnesotan calls in wondering if the Midwest Goodbye is a bad thing, next caller is curious on how he should...
Midwest Dance Moves #31
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm We're at SteveO's Bar and Grill in Crystal MN. Our first caller has a midwest mystery on his hands, next caller gives Charlie ...
Charlie Goes On Blind Dates #30
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we have a Canadian woman call in and we ask her what she wants from a man, next caller is having trouble with ...
Interrogating A Forklift Driver #29
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we cheer up a guy that is about to go through a surgery, Next caller is wondering how to deal with people t...
How To Get A Bartenders Attention #28
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, MN. First caller is wondering what's the best way to propose to a southe...
Dealing With The Gosh Darn Wind #27
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we have a caller that moved from Oshkosh to London and is wondering how to assert dominance, Next caller is ti...
Blue Cheese Vs. Ranch #26
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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Does Alaska Belong in The Midwest? #25
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm We're at the Harwood Bar and Grill in Harwood, ND. In this episode we talk about our Thanksgiving traditions, Our first caller...
Perfecting The Midwest Goodbye #24
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we discuss awesome tourist attractions, First caller is wondering which whiskey is better American or Canadian...
Road Huntin’ For Ditch Chickens #23
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at the Knickerbocker Liquor Locker in Haskins, ND. We discuss the joys of Mega-Malls, First caller wa...
Confessions With Pastor Dave #22
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm We're at the Knickerbocker Liquor Locker in Haskins, ND. Our first caller is wondering what he should do for his wedding, Then...
#21 The Perfect Midwest Tailgate
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we discuss 5 things you need for a Midwest tailgate, next caller is wondering what is the best way to prepare ...
#20 Trapped With The Ol’ Ball And Chain
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode our first caller is wondering how to spend extended time with his wife. Then, Dude Dad's "uncle" calls in and ...
#19 Charlie’s Grandma Calls in
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at the Foggy Dew in Milwaukee. First caller is wondering where to go on a guy's trip, then Charlie's Gra...
#18 How To Spot a Midwestern Man
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we talk about dogs and ferrets, Next caller lives on a military base and is wondering how to spot a midwestern...
#17 How NOT To Order A Pizza
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we talk to a guy that works at a pizza place and we "order" a pizza from him, next caller is wondering which h...
#16 Charlie And Myles ”Taste” Wine
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Uncle Buck's in downtown Milwaukee. Our first caller is wondering what to do with their 5 acre proper...
#15 Matchmaking For Moms
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm Our first caller is wondering how to find a guy for his mom, Next caller asks what he should do to be more active in high scho...
#14 Selling Feet Pics
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we're at Puddler's Hall in Milwaukee. First caller is a bus driver and needs advice on how to deal with fus...
#13 Best Midwest Movie
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm We're at Puddler's Hall in Milwaukee, Our first caller is wondering how to deal with sweat... in undesirable places, Next call...
#12 Moving Back To The Midwest
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm Our first caller is wondering what's the best grill on a budget, next caller is moving from the south back to the midwest a...
#11 Dating Southern Men VS. Midwest Men
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, we have a southern lady ask what's the deal with midwest men, Next caller is wondering what he should do for ...
#10 Does Kansas Belong In The Midwest?
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we are at the Wild Rice Bar in North Dakota, our first caller asks if we should kick Kansas out of the midw...
#9 Beating The Summer Heat
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, Myles and Charlie play shake of the day. A caller asks about Supper Clubs. Next caller is curious on how to b...
#8 Tailgating At The Airport
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm We're at Big Erv's in Horace, ND. Myles and Charlie hand out advice of what to do on a 21st birthday. Next caller is wondering...
#7 Charlie’s Secret Fishing Recipe
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode we are at Big Erv's in Horace, ND. Our first caller asks what's the best fishing recipe, Our next caller is wo...
#6 Buying The Perfect Mower
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm We are at Wolski's (again) in Milwaukee. Our first caller is wondering how to sleep in her pickup when she goes to Yellowstone...
#5 Bartenders Are The Best Therapist
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm This week we're at Wolski's in Milwaukee. Our first caller is wondering how to play it cool with a lady he likes (6:59). Ch...
#4 Dealing With Crazy Drivers
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By: Fleet Farm We are still at The Newport in Milwaukee. We speak with a Packers fan. A caller wondering how to deal with Chicago traffic. A...
#3 Myles Takes (And Gives) Marriage Advice
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm We are on location this week at The Newport in Milwaukee. It's Charlie's birthday and what better way to celebrate than giving...
#2 How To Be More Midwest
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Fleet Farm (19:15) a caller from Germany is wondering how to be more midwestern, (30:56) then Myles and Charlie give advice on how to dea...
#1 If You Got A Belly, We Got A Bar
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Presented By Fleet Farm In this first episode, Charlie talks to a Chicago Bears fan, we get pool advice from a pool salesman, give out midwest dati...
Welcome To Bellied Up
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Charlie Berens and Myles The You Betcha guy new call-in show. Where the give out any advice you want. Buy sell or trade anything that you ha...