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Hey, buddy. I was just talking about you. I hope you're enjoying Legos. That's not good. Okay, let's start from the beginning. And by the way, you're doing great. Let me be the person to tell you it's great. I know you like Legos. No, don't do that. You don't have to mention Legos. You don't have to mention Legos. No Legos. No Legos. No need. Okay, here we go.
Like you have a pretty interesting career, but do you ever like, do you ever wish you weren't who you are? Like, do you ever wish you were like a Matthew McConaughey? Oh, let's get into this. What does that mean? Take me through it. And then tell me what your NAD shot means. Pull up what NAD is up there. NAD. NAD. It's the building blocks of something. I know Rogan does it, so I do it.
Wait, tell me what you mean when you said like, you're like, if you don't want to be yourself. You're like, hey, your career's cool, but. All of us in comedy would love to be able to do what you do, right? But you, do you ever look at what you do and go, I wish I was like an action hero or action movie star? You know what it is? I wish that I could. Like you're a quirky romantic lead.
Oh, I'll take a romantic lead. You're going to give me a romance comedy. You've done, you've done what I have done. I have done romance comedies. Yeah.
But I, but you're, you're the guy that there's piece of me that wish that like, you know, like, I mean, all the movies I watched growing up, could I, would I want to be Indiana Jones? Yeah, of course I'd want to be in a Jones or be in star Wars and, and that stuff. But I think I could try to gain muscle mass and do it. My version of that.
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