Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole Loves Big Spoons

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What’s a girl gotta do to get a good bagel out here? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss being tipsy from brunch, Nicole’s passion for big spoo...

Sasheer Was Fully Screaming And No One Came To Help

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole is too supple for a hysterectomy! Nicole and Sasheer talk BBLs, that song that goes “doof doof doof doof”” (Touch It by Busta Rhymes), Sa...

Nicole Won’t Fly on Kid Air

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we dive right in with learning the difference between juice and smoothie! Nicole shares a new fave Slut Vegan, we cover hotel workers giving...

Sasheer Wants Food Bones!

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole starts the show by reading Sasheer’s tarot cards, and the results are INTENSE! But also promising! Sasheer then reads Nicole’s - which were...

Nicole Would Dress Her Child In a White Tuxedo

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer are very excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to acting. They criticize late night televisions’ treatment of women, consider wh...

Sasheer Is Still Having Bee Trouble

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After breaking up with her second bee-remover, Sasheer is befriending TikTok star Erika Thompson to solve her continuing bee trouble. Nicole shares ab...

Nicole Would Like Zero Changes

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole got used to the new-normal, and doesn’t want another change. They then discuss the difference between Young Sheldon and The Good Doctor, expl...

Sasheer Says That Dinosaurs Are Chickens. She's Right!

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sasheer found a hair in her food and wants her man to never order from that spot again. Nicole has dinosaurs on the brain after discovering we don't k...

Nicole Lost Her Phone Again

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole lost her phone again, and she and Sasheer spend time remembering all the other times Nicole has lost her phone. Nicole talks about her never-en...

Sasheer Would Be A Chair On The Masked Singer

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

When does spring start again? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss Sasheer’s closet frustrations, Kim Kardashian’s insane fridge, their favorite...

Nicole & Sasheer Do "The One Hundredth"

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

That's right! This is the 100th episode of Best Friends with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata - your favorite FRIENDS recap podcast. This week Nicole ...

Nicole Is Looking For A Laminate Waterfall Coffee Table (If You Happen To Have One)

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we get an update on Sasheer’s bee situation, and Nicole gets scared by John’s gentle offer for “more coffee.” We discuss the best k...

Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends with Naomi Ekperigin

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we are releasing an episode of our exclusive Stitcher Premium series - Best Friends Friends! On this episode, Nicole & Sasheer are join...

Sasheer Is Pretty Sure Ranch Dressing DOES Expire

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer DO have a theme song and you'll hear it in today's intro. They also discuss Nicole sending creepy things to her sister, the shelf l...

Nicole Wouldn't Leave the House If She Was Tripping NOW.

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hi Friend, how are ya? Nicole and Sasheer are here to discuss Nicole's neon pussy sign, not having a TV in your bedroom, Sasheer's trash becoming anot...

Sasheer Has Questions About How Gorilla Glue Saves Lives

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

OOOOH WOW! Sometimes a noise denotes a beginning, and sometimes a noise is just a noise - today it's a beginning and Nicole and Sasheer are ready to t...

Nicole's Demure Troll and TittieTroll

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After Nicole grapples with the evidence that she's 5'5" she and Sasheer discuss how TVs are measured and how they shouldn't double as toilet paper, Bi...

Live @ Largo (Re-release)

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Due to us missing live shows a lot, we decided to do a re-release! Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview ...

Sasheer Doesn't Have Anyone in Her Life That She Terrorizes

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here we are! Nicole and Sasheer discuss work hour preferences, Diary of A Mad Black Woman, Welch's Fruit Snacks, affluent white people stealing vaccin...

Nicole's Sport Mode Crocs!

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole's merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole's sport mode crocks,...

Sasheer Closed on Her House And Cleansed It of Haunted Butts!

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week kicks off with some fantastic updates from Sasheer! She officially closed on her house, cleansed it of haunted butts, and is number 5 on the...

Nicole Pulls One Kernel Off The Cob at a Time

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After Nicole rolls out her game plan to become the queen of fake plants, she and Sasheer officially start the episode and discuss Sasheer's new HOUSE,...

Sasheer's Human-Sized Tote Bag

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hi! Hi! Nicole went to bed at 4am, so she might be loopy but she and Sasheer are here and ready to discuss fake plants and flowers, Nicole's grandma, ...

Nicole is Pouring One Out For Her Homie Not Breathing Him In

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On your mark, get set, podcast! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss Sasheer's new ABC show, COVID protocols on set, predictions that things will be b...

Sasheer Was a Turtle in a Past Life

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horr...

Nicole Is Kinda On Board With You Can Milk A Chicken

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer's potential fire pit, how bann...

Sasheer Likes a Nice Clean Wall

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's January 20th!!! Nicole is off her crutches and reminisces about all the car rides Sasheer gave her. They also discuss how narcotics aren't for Ni...

Nicole's Going To Do It... It's Her YEAR!

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's 2021 and it's Nicole's YEAR! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their socially distanced live shows, pondering stand-up and getting back into t...

Sasheer Doesn't Desire a New Tattoo But She'd Get One

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn't...

Nicole Broke Her Fibula And She Feels Like She's Telling Whoppers

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zer...

Sasheer Loves Trash TV Now

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Oh hello over there! It's so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer's new...

Nicole Thinks Aliens Would Keep Her For A Little Bit

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters...

Sasheer Would Rather Not if People Are In Earshot

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

"Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!" Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs g...

Nicole's Gotta Adjust Those Straps

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people,...

Sasheer Solves Unsolved Mysteries

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sasheer and Nicole begin this week's episode with breaking news: we're gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unso...

Nicole Has Never Once Got It with Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, t...

Sasheer Vacuumed That Spider Right Up

11 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discusspig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money isNicole's baby, bathroom renovati...

Nicole is Taking Ritz Crackers to The Polls

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costu...

Sasheer Is An Artist

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn't that be great?) They're still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole...

Nicole Learns You Can't Have Loose Trash In A Convertible

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week begins with compassion that certain words are just hard to say. Then Nicole and Sasheer discuss auditioning, mishearing lyrics, loose trash ...

Sasheer Should Drink More Water (And So Should You!)

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, ...

Nicole's Blarblar Daddydaddy

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, ...

Sasheer "Feels Good" About Being A Movie Star In Quarantine

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getti...

Nicole Isn't Sure How Loud She Is With Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week "very good friends" Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and gettin...

Sasheer Would Date Simba and His Mane Wisps

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they'd ride a gi...

Nicole Wants To Travel Like Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims!

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Best friends Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims are here! They gab about Larry's transition from dancer to hair stylist, yacht vacations, fighting for you...

Sasheer Knows You Can Find People Who Like You For You

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode kicks off with a bang that leads Nicole and Sasheer to discuss how much sugar should you put in Kool-Aid and should you dye your h...

Nicole Is Crying Over Tomatoes

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week begins with Nicole insisting Sasheer knows Brenda Walsh which leads to discussions about wait, does anyone actually know a Brenda (that's no...

Sasheer Has To Wait 89 Years (Or A Year And a Half) with Heidi Rose Robbins

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the episode Sasheer and Nicole have been waiting for: astrologer and poet Heidi Rose Robbins is here! The ladies learn why they are best friends,...

Nicole Wants Her Murderer To CHOOSE Her

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After Sasheer politely declines Nicole's offer to start over they discuss sports bras, pole goals, delivery woes, Bezos should share, front page Insta...

Sasheer Doesn't Think Birds Are That Hard with Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer dish with best friends Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change about how they met, favorite traveling-in-pain memories, loving your...

Nicole is Sure Your Titties got Lifted in That Tornado

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer kick off this week with a metaphor for COVID. Then they discuss Nicole's birth certificate, getting yelled at for going to a restau...

Sasheer Can See Through Your Performative Act

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer went on their first roller skating adventure and lived to tell the tale! They also discuss United Skates, performative companies an...

Nicole Wrote Down "Cheesecake." BUT WHY!?

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer are back for another fun-filled episode to discuss Floor Is Lava, Bar Rescue, Tiny House Nation, House Hunters, Normal People, why ...

Sasheer Was Bullied Into Roller Skating

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their new roller skating plan, beach options, doubling down on "everything will be great by October", and trying ...

Nicole Is Still Thinking About The Zombie Apocalypse with Beth Stelling & Mary Hollis Inboden

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week starts with a dramatic reading of a listener comment! Then, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Beth Stelling and Mary Hollis Inbo...

Sasheer Thinks We Should Replace Police Guns With Cans of Soup

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer try to answer the question "how are you?" during this time. They also discuss Sasheer's experience at a recent protest, N...

Nicole's Candles Are Getting Bigger and Bigger

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss launching a "Things We've Learned In Quarantine" tour, why months don't have the same number of days, "the thrill...

Sasheer is Nipping At The Bud: Re-Release

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Once again, out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this w...

Nicole Wants You To Draw Your Vagina: Re-Release

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead...

Sasheer Agrees Men Should “Put Bars in Their D*cks!”

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about being sore from online twerking class, gift ideas for Sasheer’s birthday, nourishing and loving your plants,...

Nicole Still Doesn't Know That Much About Cake - LIVE

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded LIVE at the 2019 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, Nicole and Sasheer talk street scoopers, removing someone from your seat on an airplan...

Nicole's Dogs Are Grateful They Don't Have to Depend on Her with Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After learning about the sound effects athletes get to choose for themselves, Nicole and Sasheer talk about teachers coming to students' windows durin...

Sasheer Drives an Orange Limo to Work

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After talking the pitfalls of remote workouts, Nicole and Sasheer tell Nicole's dogs to shut up while mommy's working. Then they explain the rules of ...

Nicole Loves the Grasshopper Mouse

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nicole and Sasheer talk the perils of quarantine life including fights with your housemates, needing more attention, and having to fix toile...

Nicole Thinks Sasheer Will Die First

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After clarifying that Coronavirus is not Nicole's fault, Nicole and Sasheer talk the sexual health of bath bombs, how to wash a washing machine, and w...

Sasheer scrubs! With a tool!

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sasheer scrubs! With a tool! After talking through some self care go-tos, Nicole and Sasheer decide that one glass of wine doesn't affect your judgeme...

Nicole Has A Council in Her Head

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After clarifying which power rangers are doing porn and which are deceased, Nicole & Sasheer talk their crushes on Patrick Stewart, the 2019 film ...

Nicole Got Hit On Today!

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole got hit on today! Nicole & Sasheer talk getting nuzzled at the bar, stuffing bras to make trash tits, and debate if Nicole is humble. Then ...

Sasheer Has Lost The Taste For It

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Pockets are trending! Nicole & Sasheer talk wearing flats to the governor’s ball, the disappearance of pockets in women’s clothes, fingering c...

Nicole Can Find Your Tabasco

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday or Wednesday (or whenever you are listening to this)! Nicole & Sasheer discuss if the Statue of Liberty is holding an ice cream cone,...

Sasheer Went Ice Skating With Sabrina

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Wow! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss interesting graffiti, scary spider-crawling, evil babies, how long can you wait before returning a baby, Ja...

Nicole Saw The Batman with LeVar Burton & Stephanie Cozart Burton

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After wondering what a water-cooler chat would be like, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by LeVar Burton and Stephanie Cozart Burton for another round ...

Sasheer Is Thinking of the Gigawatts

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer are Mejores Amigas! They discuss what they wish they had learned in school, Green Day’s Good Riddance, Nicole’s high school per...

Nicole Loves A Land Opera

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After Nicole honked at Sasheer in traffic, they talk about their mornings, how they present without makeup, online dating, zamboni vs. stromboli, the ...

Sasheer Will Not Go Skiing

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Silly voices! Custom wine orders! Campaign platforms! This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss cold weather, scary winter sports, why men great ‘til t...

Nicole is Eating Eggs From a Women’s College

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After swapping flight stories, Nicole & Sasheer solve the mystery of the curtained seat on an airplane. They discuss rude rental car parking lot a...

Sasheer Wanted to Be Asked to Join a Secret Society

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After learning more about harmony, Nicole & Sasheer get to the bottom of what song has been stuck in Nicole’s head, and who in the world has the...

Nicole Had to Blink

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

“This is Best Friends - where we flush kids!” After discussing if NPR (aka - PBS for ears) is doing too much, we learn about “flooding,” child...

Sasheer Ate a Chicken Loaf

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

After learning when Ramadan is, Nicole and Sasheer chat about their trip to Rome! They share about the food, Nicole’s choice to bow when speaking It...

Nicole Is A Motorcycle-Riding Bitch - LIVE

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer kick it off by talking about shoe-related fears, multiple stairway stories, Nicole’s m...

Sasheer Is Finally Back On Top - LIVE

18 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, ...

Nicole Is Stronger Than Sasheer

11 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn that Nicole has a Star Wars fan fiction podcast, and that Sasheer was on her high school spelling team! We listen to Sasheer dance, Nic...

Sasheer Once Serenaded Nicole

04 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After an in-depth discussion about the difference between ducks and geese, Nicole and Sasheer catch up with a previous caller to get more information ...

Nicole Knows The Sultan Of Catan with Keith Habersberger & Zach Kornfeld (Try Guys)

27 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick pole-class check in, Nicole shares her famous meatball recipe (Hint: take them out of the bag and microwave), and ordering a pizza just ...

Sasheer Looks Like A Gymnast Who Did Well

20 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week begins with a discussion of if spit is just sweat from your mouth! We learn about women’s hormones in their 30’s, check out Nicole’s n...

Nicole Wants To Know How You Put Your Bra On

13 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Best Friends back - ALRIGHT! Sasheer talks about her experience dancing with two members of N*SYNC, Nicole tell stories about her recent visit to Beni...

Sasheer is Excited to Learn About Drag with Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

06 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer go in depth on their Emmy night, talking gowns, the food, and seeing Nicole’s face so big on the screen. Then, they interview Dra...

Nicole Prefers Poptarts over Toaster Strudel

30 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Nicole & Sasheer are very excited for 2020! They discuss how to deal with missing the other when one of them is traveling, No Child Lef...

Sasheer Will Repeat Your Dumb Question

23 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole & Sasheer encourage each other on their pole-class performances, then head into a session of googling the history of KFC, the mayo clinic, ...

Nicole Has History With Jared Leto

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick pole class catch-up, the girls dive into Nicole’s small bladder, Jared Leto + Lupito Nyong’o, and then get distracted by googling th...

Sasheer Will Have A Glass of Hot Water with Lauren Lapkus & Laura Willcox

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s episode, best friends Lauren Lapkus and Laura Willcox join Nicole & Sasheer for another round of Besting Each Other. Laura share’...

Nicole Is Going To Live Forever

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole is going to get a motorcycle, and Sasheer is NOT happy about it. They talk about high school experiences, discuss their recent beach trip, and ...

Sasheer Is Pizza!

25 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s episode, Nicole subtweet’s her pin company with a long list of complaints, and Sasheer gives her take. They discuss past customer s...

Nicole’s Passion Fruit Problem

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole and Sasheer jump in with their choice death hashtags, CBD oil, a pole class update, and how Nicole finds long limbs hilarious. They take a quiz...

Sasheer is Unpacking The Peanuts with Paul Welsh & Madeline Walter

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After Nicole tries to remember the title of this podcast, she and Sasheer are joined by best friends Paul Welsh & Madeline Walter (Brooklyn Nine-N...

Nicole is Creating Pearls

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode starts deep with Nicole and Sasheer sharing their feelings on gun control, religious experiences, and wonder if Missy Elliott is speaking...

Sasheer Loves a Sturdy Sandal - LIVE

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Sasheer & Nicole are LIVE from Largo @ The Coronet! They talk about masturbating in front of pets, Nicole almost having sex with a gay ...

Nicole Knows a Lot About The Opioid Crisis

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we celebrate Sasheer’s new status as someone who is paying to have her house cleaned! Then Nicole and Sasheer talk about childhood hairst...

Sasheer Knows Her Rising Sign, with Casey Wilson & June Diane Raphael

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On another episode of Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by Casey Wilson + June Diane Raphael! Casey shares a story of June keeping ene...