Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug
Episodes
S17 E11: Elves
20 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matt doesn't care...Jennifer Lawrence discussion...Joey is back...Doug doesn't like multiple guesses for sound of the week...A bed of beds...A...
S17 E10: Jaws
13 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A guest...Nicknames...Lots of info about the movie and book Jaws from our expert...Debates about the attractiveness of Ellen Brody...Matt actually get...
S17 E09: Jeremiah Johnson
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug is whelmed by Florida...Poop stories...Matt is a child...Shawshank is a real pantry dropper...Stuff cut for reasons...Jerking off outside...Doug ...
S17 E078: 48 Hrs.
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug gets 2nd hand gay...Doug learns the problems of grocery bags...Don't trust the fart...Matt Bok...relationship counselor...Impressions...Drink...
S17 E07: The Legend of the Lone Ranger
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Colonoscopy talk...Farside cartoons...The podcast gets win...and a loss...Matt tries to explain the world to his mother...A movie that was a bomb...Ba...
S17 E06: Sleepaway Camp
08 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are a review and parody podcast...Matt doesn't do good AI...Doug apologizes for being a dick...then is a dick again...Matt doesn't do well ...
S17 E05: Delta Force
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug's season of violence continues as we delve into things we are neither qualified to nor have permission to talk about...6'7"...Doug c...
S17 E04: Wargames
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Getting poop everywhere...Matt's hospital visits...Getting rid of stuff...Computer stuff is bad apparently...Doug can't read the signs...Matt&...
S17 E03: Lethal Weapon
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A podcast in two acts...A movie that shouldn't be eligible...Doug shouldn't have eaten so much pussy when he was younger...A hard SOTW...Big g...
S17 E02: Poltergeist
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug gives his family a heart attack...Bills vs. large...Doug is sick...Doug works for the KKK...Matt continues his nostalgia Facebook apology tour......
S17 E01: Hamburger Hill
04 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Give it to me now...Matt does a podcast with a dog on his lap...Doug talks to NFL legend...Starship is worse than airplane...If it's in Matt's...
S16 E19: Basic Instinct
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 16 ends on a note...The bandana gets retired...Took no notes during the podcast...Matt can't let something go...Matt apologizes for things ...
S16 E18: October Sky
20 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Over the 3 hour mark for the first time in awhile...Doug has a super power...Matt doesn't realize what can and can't be talked about on the po...
S16 E17: Urban Cowboy
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A guest...The podcast apologizes...Not all of Matt's jokes work...A difficult movie...A movie rooted in the 80s and the sensibilities from that de...
S16 E16: Parenthood
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug comes out...swinging...diapers...Matt likes to talk when he's high...Matt gets yanked and a relief pitcher is pulled in...Parenting and schoo...
S16 E15: The Lost Boys
23 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It really helps to take notes during the podcast...Fave vampire movies...Not much going on...Piercings...Doug is hairy...Doug puts Matt in his place.....
S16 E14: The Keep
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back...Vacation stuff...Seeing bands lots of times and Clutch sucks...Hand lotion stars...Star Trek and Kevin Spacey...Jerkin' off while...
S16 E13: When Harry Met Sally
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AC noise...Jen is a liar...Matt needs a win...Lots of sidebars...Waiting periods...A new segment from Jen...Jen puts Matt on the spot...Really sappy s...
S16 E12: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
26 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory...An open that Jen wouldn't read...Dan's house is ripe for robbin'...Lots of death...Matt looks a...
S16 E11: Streets of Fire
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not many podcast notes this week...Doug needs to go early because of reasons...Matt drops truth bombs...Doug nearly shatters Matt's universe...Dou...
S16E10: Dirty Harry
12 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen's juicy fat tits...Can you say Eskimo anymore...Rim jobs, you aren't the first...Matt objectifies women...Doug doesn't know Metallica....
S16E07: The Blob
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You ever see a podcast come apart like that...Matt forgot to take notes again...Different lubes for jerkin' off...Big jugs discussion again...Peeing i...
S16E09: Force 10 from Navarone
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug drops acid...American exceptionalism...Celeb deaths...Bath tub jizz...More talk about Jen's jugs...Some audio issues, but nowhere near what i...
S16E08: Dead Poet's Society
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug nearly scares a woman to death...Matt will never be classy...S-word fights...Doug drinks piss...Parents forbid stuff...Podcast has to be paused s...
S16E06: Crocodile Dundee
14 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That's not a podcast, this is a podcast...Crikey...Doug is a cocksucker, even Matt's mom says so...Doug likes Australia...Can you find the par...
S16E05: Three O'Clock High
07 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you...I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15...An...
S16E04: Rambo: First Blood Part II
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is a liar...Joey pees everywhere...Doug does community service...Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death...Instead of not paying h...
S16 E03: Scanners
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joey AKA Scanner joins the show...What is a handjob...Doug is mean to Matt...Doug can't be waved off...Friends...Matt is a champion...Doug is a di...
S16 E02: Beverly Hills Cop
17 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matt gets his feelings hurt...RIP Mitchel...Did Matt go too far...People actually read this shit, who knew...Stupid dog...Matt moves back into the mas...
S16E01: Cruising
10 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways...Gay jokes...More gay jokes...Yet even more gay jokes...Pope jokes...Thong watching...A ne...
S15E17: Happy Death Day
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A musical episode...Puberty...Yub Nub...Deja Vu all over again...Funk from the junk...T-shirts' true use...Tree or Tre...Matt realizes he's STILL a te...
S15E16: Tears of the Sun
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A clip from the past...Doug doesn't smoke...Matt burns his house down...Matt sleeps with someone new...Doug is a dick...Matt is on the spectrum an...
S15E15: The Fly
19 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Once again Matt didn't take notes during the podcast...Matt has a birthday and gets his bucket list denied...Doug doesn't care about green jac...
S15E14: The Terminator
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cut or uncut...What shoes are for old people...Doug living the bachelor life...Doug gets creeped out by phone sex Matt...Is it a classic or a classic ...
S15E12: Body Double
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes you just leave the mistakes in...Doug let himself go...Matt works hard on the podcast...Jeffrey Dahmer...Hierarchy of cheating...Matt pees a...
S15E12: Above the Law
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Napalm sticks to kids...Underwear talk...Is Pam Grier hot...Pedo jokes...Do nuns shave...Confessions...Circle jerks...Doug is a sodomist...When is a p...
S15E11: The Hitcher
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vocal fry or head injury, you decide...Once again Matt didn't take notes...Once again Matt will eat garbage...Doug doesn't understand why Jen ...
S15E10: Tron
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast...He didn't...At least Doug paid his internet bill this week...Fewer whores this week...Doug is a Mi...
S15E09: Unforgiven
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Death of a legend...Doug's internet woes continue...Should we just call this a whore cast...How our wives improved us...The delay in our show just...
S15E08: Escape from Alcatraz
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Audio issues 'cause Doug won't pay for non dial-up internet...Probably a few janky edits...Podcasting on a weeknight...Matt and Doug get calle...
S15E07: Battleground
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sharing or oversharing information...Smell the fart acting...Doug retains council...An old movie...Doug misses an obvious thing...Lots of clips...Matt...
S15E06: Child's Play
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Milestone schmilestone, shortest podcast ever...Both boys get taken to task...Dick picks a fight at a convenience store...Doug starts a podcast withou...
S15E05: Tank
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An apology... The season of Loggia is over, but the season of single word/syllable titles continues... Does Matt need therapy... Possible subtle ra...
S15E04: Big
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Throwing haymakers from the opening bell... What do you do after you poop your pants... First time seeing boobs in the wild... Going out with someo...
S15E03: Thief
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Anal sex... Matt is passive aggressive... Doug needs some throat lube... Long clips... Jerkin' off in the middle of the podcast... Doug is a ...
S15E02: Jagged Edge
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will Doug win the game... Matt is disgusting and lucky to have a wife... Doug segment shames Matt... Matt is old... Doug is a hypocrite... The bo...
S15E01: Bloodsport
11 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 15 screams to a start...in slow motion...Matt gets off the dole...Doug thinks about his future...Kids have no respect...Matt refuses to get an ...
S14E16: Jurassic Park
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A big fuckin' film.. Technical issues...again...Doug really needs to pay his internet bill... Judging relationships... Why you should watch where y...
S14E15: Out of Sight
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas recaps...There is nothing wrong with girls' trips...How would the boys do in prison...How much to kill someone...Doug says Beyonce sucks...N...
S14E14: Code of Silence
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Doug still hasn't paid internet bill... Joey won't get let back into the building... Matt gets confused... Damn we're old... Amazon shopping... Chuck ...
S14E13: Silent Night Deadly Night
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a shirt and rip that mother fucker open... Joey returns for 5th time... Doug is in trouble if his spouse dies... Doug as a public servant... ...
S14E12: Megaforce
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Doug questions his masculinity... Both Matt and Doug are judgemental pricks... Matt cries....multiple times... An earworm... Spandex uniforms and ...
S14E11: Johnny Be Good
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A movie with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes... Matt is in a funk... Thanksgiving... Doug finds some hidden treasure... Matt's son provides podcast gold.....
S14E10: Dangerous Liaisons
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dougzan...all I'm gonna say is Dougzan...
S14E09: Maximum Overdrive
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pus...
S14E08: Repo Man
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on bo...
S14E07: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... O...
S14E06: Eye of the Needle
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a w...
S14E05: Lock Up
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and D...
S14E04: Omen III The Final Conflict
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload...
S14E03: Attack Force Z
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... ...
S14E02: Witchboard
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie...The intricacies of spirits and contacting them...Matt gets bad news about his back and learns ...
S14E01: Bachelor Party
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 ...
S13E19: Regarding Henry
08 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, app...
S13E18: The Last of the Mohicans
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex bef...
S13E17: Saturn 3
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... ...
S13E16: Blood Simple
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is ...
S13E15: The Falcon and the Snowman
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies.....
S13E14: Star Trek III The Search for Spock
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Clocked in way shorter than expected...Matt gets preferred parking...Doug shames an opposing coach...Doug has connection issues...The beautiful penis&...
S13E13: The non-rivercast
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what...
S13E12: Popeye
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars...Should it have stayed vetoed?Trump dodges a bullet...Friends.....
S13E11: To Live and Die in LA
13 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenalin...
S13E10: Mr. Mom
06 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is alive...kind of.Doug takes a pee...Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room...Both realize they don'...
S13E09: Kelly's Heroes
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Honoring a LegendMatt's on drugs...Doug forgot the Facebook post...Lots of guns being described...Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about....
S13E08: The Bedroom Window
22 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment?Matt becomes a mentor...A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up ...
S13E07: The Toxic Avenger
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother.Tipping talk...Matt has psychic powers...A cult classic...Is it trash or is it...
S13E06: Footloose
08 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt's gonna die...Independent Matt is dead...Jen is old...Can you hit a woman...Lots of parent related stuff...Took four years, but finally wife ...
S13E05: Dead Calm
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently Matt is passive aggressive...Can you be hot without a soul...Is sex work harder for men or women...Doug makes up a bunch of female body par...
S13E04: American Gigolo
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt (tries to) give an apology...May December relationships...Wearing underwear...Commencement speeches...Hanging dong...Sex workers...And other stuf...
S13E03: Running Scared
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Podcast goes a little longer than it has recently...Matt tries to figure out how to cheat...Matt and Doug are old...A special guest in the middle of t...
S13E02: Pet Sematary
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wednesday night terror...Bury your pets, bury your kids, bury your wives...or don't.Doug takes a bath...Is this movie just a series of bad decisio...
S13E01: Iron Eagle
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's 13 seasons in, you think I would know that I really should take notes during the podcast so I know what to put here... I apologize the record...
S12E17: The Fugitive
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season 12 limps to a close as Matt and Doug join OJ in a search for the real killer...Fart clarification...Awkward cut...Great movie...Doug doesn'...
S12E16: Batman Mask of the Phantasm
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Batman...Animated...Mark Hamill...Animated...Unlike last week, no edits. Literally none. One recording.Doug's non-80s film takes a turn to the cra...
S12E15: Hangar 18
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hangar 18... A movie that needs an introduction because it was lost like tears in the wind...A tradition dies...Matt tries to plug a leak...Fart catch...
S12E14: Commando
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Doug returns...and gets a psyche eval...Orgasmic farts...We discuss Return to Me...Apparently Matt is a gaslighter...Matt Vetoed a movie so we did Com...
S12E13: Return to Me
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jen joins the show for a (tear) jerk(er)...A surprise guest appears...The first actual crying during a podcast occurs...Lots of rabbit holes, lots of ...
S12E12: Tightrope
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A cop on the edge... A cop that likes edging... When do you have to tell your friends and what do you have to tell your friends about their significan...
S12E11: Spring Break
16 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt gets cheated on...Doug passes up a blow job...Matt changes his grades...Doug vacations in 3rd world countries...Spring Break...what it what it wa...
S12E10: The Serpent and the Rainbow
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is a firm believer in figuring it out later...A bed for the ages...Lots of DP talk...Short podcast...Talks about the soul and what happens to it....
S12E09: The Flamingo Kid
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes I think this podcast might get too personal... Doug is a child... Cream pie videos...What we want for our kids...Body shaming is okay, becau...
S12E08: The Star Chamber
24 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An honest to god discussion about ethics...How much porn is too much porn...Putting people on a pedestal...Avoiding cancer...OJ Simpson...All that and...
S12E07: The Dogs of War
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Something something and let slip the Dogs of War Super Bowl outrage? Impressions. Impressions everywhere. Lots of callbacks, but most were to next ...
S12E06: Action Jackson
10 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A name that means something... A review of talking to a legend... How many women have we seen naked... What makes Matt cry... A movie that has a t...
S12E05: An interview with Ginger Lynn
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Huge thanks to the amazing Ginger Lynn for popping in to talk to Matt and Doug for about an hour. Got cut a little short because Ginger was feeling a...
S12E04: Teen Witch
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It starts with an announcement. It's a big deal, at least to us. A movie that is a cult classic that no one saw in the theater, but a ton of peo...
S12E03: Silverado
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Count the number of times whore is said as a drinking game. I'm sorry, you're dead... A Kevin Costner film where he is really not the star......
S12E02: Runaway
20 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch what you do at the beach... One slips past the censors... The girl from Cheers or the girl from Dirty Dancing? Michael Crichton... The bassi...
S12E01: Malone
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grab an unfiltered camel and sit for a spell... Does Matt have VD? Can Matt make it through a podcast without a Can't Buy Me Love clip? How bad...
S11E17: Varsity Blues
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is a bad person, but is trying to change... Doug has bad taste and sticks to his guns... Ass eating... Themes for next season are discussed......