@Betches
Episodes
The Great NY Earthquake, The End Of Curb, And The Scathing Brandy Melville Doc
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ciao betch, Sami’s celebrating her birthday in Italy, but Aleen and Jordana are here to discuss all the pop culture tea of the week, starting with a...
The Betches Take Harvard Business School, Cowboy Carter Era, Taylor Swift and Trav Take Coachella
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches are fresh off the heels of their speaking engagements at Harvard Business School, what like it’s hard?! They recap their trip and the dr...
Kate Middleton’s Shocking Announcement, Diddy’s Home Invasion, And Debriefing the ‘Quiet On Set’ Doc
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches begin this week’s episode with their peaks and pits of their collective 35th birthday Mexico getaway-- including what they were up to wh...
KateGate Continues, Caitlyn Jenner & Lamar’s Podcast, And Travis Kelce’s New Gig
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The trio is back in action. According to Aleen, the joke’s on us because the Caymans are lovely. We’re recording a day early, because the Betches ...
Oscars Recap, Kate Middleton’s Photoshop Fail, and Are Taylor and Travis On The Rocks?
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Bday Aleen! An important day for Pisces everywhere. While Aleen’s in the Caymans, Sami recaps her trip to the White House and Jordana gives a ...
Get Off Kate Middleton’s Ass, Bravo State Of The Union, and WTF Is Going On With The Cyrus Family?
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sup, betch. Sami is podcasting from DC today, before heading off to the White House! We fear she’s become a Gen Z TikToker, because she’s doing a ...
Where TF is Kate Middleton? The Kelce Trav-esty, and Love Is Blind Debrief
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All 3 betches are back in studio IRL, and joined by a very special guest… Sami’s new puppy! It’s toasty AF in here, so the gals are schvitzing a...
The Cut’s Scammer Article, Sandoval Is Deeply Unwell, And JLo’s Awful Movie
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sami got a dog! Well, she exchanged dogs with her mom. Long story, you gotta listen. It’s been a slow week for celebrities, so we’re kickin’ it ...
Happy Betch Mitzvah, Super Bowl Recap, & The Met Gala Has A Theme
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The company is officially a grown woman… happy Betch Mitzvah to you all on our 13th birthday. Sami, Aleen, and Jordana share some of their fave memo...
Speak Now (Betches Version): The Tortured Era
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a long time comin’, but Sami and Holly are back for another episode of Speak Now (Betches Version). There’s A LOT going on at the mome...
Drake’s NSFW Video, Grammys Debrief, & Tracy Chapman Is Having A Moment
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All three betches are back recording together this week and begin by discussing Drake’s NSFW video… IYKYK. Did he release this video himself or wa...
JT Apologizes To Absolutely F–king Nobody, TSwift’s Going To The Super Bowl, And UMG VS TikTok
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s February - the worst month ever! But that also means that Betches’s birthday is in 2 weeks...and it's our Betch Mitzvah! Won't you please com...
Barbie Oscar Snubs, Selena’s Body Revelation, And Jason Kelce’s Bare Chest
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Aleen are back in the Betches HQ studio and they’ve got a bone to pick with the Oscar noms that were just released. Everyone is buzzing abo...
Emmys Red Carpet Roast, Ariana Grande’s New Song, And A Royal Hospital Scare
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jordana, Sami, and Aleen begin today with a heated discussion that brings them back to their sorority rush days *shudders* Shoutout to AEPHI! Sami beg...
Golden Globes Reactions, What Were Selena & Taylor Whispering About?, And The White Lotus Szn 3 Cast Reveal
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen, Sami, and Jordana kick off today’s episode debriefing their first outing of 2024 – their Taylor Swift cover band concert. Then they dive in...
Gypsy Rose Is On Fire, Jimmy Kimmel VS Aaron Rodgers, And Our Saltburn Review
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year betch! 2024 is off to a great start, because we’re back to our original recipe. Welcome back Aleen! The three have a perfectly unhing...
The Betches’ Best of 2023
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches have blessed us with a round up of the hottest pop culture moments and dumpster fires of 2023. From the best moments in TV to the most fev...
The Year of Break Ups, Is Selena Gomez A Little Unhinged?, Demi Lovato’s Big Ass Engagement Ring, And The Upcoming American Girl Movie
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ho ho ho, betch. Sami and Jordana are recording this episode a little early for you because by this time, Sami will be jet setting to Japan- a #1 buck...
A Very Royal Photoshop Fail, Kylie & Kris Crash Wonka’s Premiere, And Will Taylor & Travis Make It Past The Superbowl?
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Hanukkah, betches. Sami kicks off today’s episode sharing her Hanukkah celebrations from the VP and First Gentleman’s big bash at the *other...
Betch Of The Year, The Year of Taylor Swift, And WTF Is Wrong With Hugh Grant?
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana are having a Friendsgiving get together tonight – yes, a couple weeks too late, but hey they’re working gals. There’s lots to d...
Spotify Wrapped Betches Edition, Justice for Blue Ivy, And WTF Is Going On With Mark Cuban?
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami trooped her way through the tropics, and begins today’s episode with a recap of her Thanksgiving vacay, while Jordana spills the tea on her ho...
It’s Giving Thanks, Is The Crown Good-Bad or Good-Good? And Travis Kelce’s WSJ Interview
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gobble gobble, betches. Sami and Jordana are here to distract you from your family this Thanksgiving. They share their holiday plans and then it's ont...
How To Be Good At Shopping: Black Friday Gift Guide
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On a special Black Friday episode of the podcast, Sami and Jordana are joined by their co-hosts for the day: Maddy Paul and Maria Del Russo of Good at...
Speak Now (Betches Version): The Guy On The Chiefs Ft. Ali Vitali of NBC News
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Holly are coming back stronger than a 90s trend today, and they're joined by fellow Swiftie and NBC News Capitol correspondent Ali Vitali. Th...
How Close Was The Friends Cast?, Gwyneth's Trial Goes Musical, Grammy Noms and North West
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What’s on Sami’s sh*t list? Fire alarms. Listen and you’ll find out what set her off. They begin discussing all the instagram tributes to Matthe...
Who Votes For The Sexiest Man Alive? Decoding The Met Gala Theme & Celebrity Family Games
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordana and Sami begin today’s episode sharing what the betches have been reading and watching this week: not just Bravo, we promise. The SAG-AFTRA ...
RIP Matthew Perry, Bravo's Reality Reckoning, And Should Meryl Streep Date Pete Davidson?
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana begin today’s episode with an interesting debate: should Zillow listings include a rating for how trick or treat-ability? Because t...
Speak Now (Betches Version): Screaming, Crying: 1989 TV Is Here Ft. Kate Kennedy
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
High tide came and brought Sami and Holly back for a special episode of Speak Now (Betches Version) with friend of Betches, fellow pop culture connois...
JT’s Bye Bye Bye Letter To Britney, Meryl’s Shocking Announcement, And Is Mauricio Dating His DWTS Costar?
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements, including a new Betches podcast that just dropped today. And Swifties tune in tomorrow for Sp...
Speak Now (Betches Version): Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s NYC Takeover, NYT Profile, and Eras Movie Recap
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s us (hi!). Sami and Holly are comin’ straight home to your feed with our next special episode of Speak Now (@ Betches Version). We’ve come u...
Betches’ Big Announcement, We’re Over Justin Timberlake, And Our Fiery Fair Play Debrief
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana are joined by a very special guest… Aleen! Surprise– our betch is joining us to share details on this week’s exciting news: Bet...
Bey Showed Up At Tay's Party, Jada & Will's Secretive Separation, & A Very Difficult Week
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana are here to bring some levity to a very heavy week. The two begin by addressing their thoughts with what’s going on in the world, b...
KyMau Is NoMo, Kourtney & Kim Kompetition, And Speak Now (@ Betches Version) On Travis & Taylor's Taking Phase
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana are here to get into "the pop culture" while Aleen is on maternity leave. They begin the episode by welcoming the man whose name is o...
Speak Now (Betches Version): Taylor Swift’s NFL Takeover
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s us (hi!) We’re back for a bonus episode, betch. This time Sami is joined by our producer Holly for a special edition to the pod: Speak Now (B...
WTF Is Going On With Kyle And Mauricio?, NFL (Taylor’s Version), & Kylie And Timothée Take Paris
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have a new baby betch in town, congrats Aleen! But rest assured, we have a very special guest joining Sami today… Danny Pellegrino is here to tal...
Sophie Turner Is Suing, What’s Really Going On Btwn Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift, & Drake’s WTF Moment
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen’s out but Sami and Jordana are here this week, and for the first time nothing’s going on– except for one exciting announcement: Gerry aka ...
The Very Milennial VMAs, Joe Jonas’ Blah Statement, And The Kylothee PDA Continues
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode begins with a debrief of the millennially triggering VMAs, with a trip down memory lane that includes Jordana’s deep dive on t...
SOS Joe & Sophie Are Getting A Divorce, Kylie & Timothée’s Hard Launch, KRAVIS’ Hospital Scare, and WTF Happened At Burning Man?
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen and Sami start off today’s episode with a special shoutout to today’s birthday betch and our Virgo queen, Jordana! All is now right in the w...
Loaf Girl Fall, The Biebers’ Fashion Choices, & Are Lindsay And Carl Really Over?
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back to our original recipe this week with all 3 betches together again. Jordana kicks off the episode with the peach and pit of her Lake Como...
WTF Is Going On With Scooter Braun?, Jack Antonoff’s Star Studded Wedding, And Selena’s Surprise Return To Music
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two out of 3 betches are here today. Jordana is on vacay in Italy (living it up White Lotus style). Sami and Aleen jump right in with the question on ...
Oops Brit’s Getting Divorced, Ashley Olsen’s Surprise Birth, & We’re Over Bethenny Frenkel’s Sh*t
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordana’s back from moving (again) and played tennis with Sami this morning… without Aleen. Maybe she’ll be a benchwarmer next time? Or how abou...
A Summer For The Girls: Taylor, Beyonce, Selena & More Ft. Jared Freid
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re swapping one J for another: Jordana’s out because she’s busy doing her favorite activity... you guessed it, moving! So Aleen and...
The Truth Hurts Lizzo, TSwift For President, & The Cheating Blame Game
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordana and Sami are here to announce that they’re each doing their favorite things next week aka moving and seeing Taylor Swift in concert! Things ...
Is Barbie A Corporate Sellout?, Ariana WTF Are You Doing?, & Are Irina Shayk And Tom Brady Together?
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two out of three betches are here to discuss the juiciest pop culture news of the week a la celebrity affairs and possible new couples. Jordana fills ...
Ariana and Sofia’s Single Girl Summer, Are Harry And Meghan Separating?, & Gigi Got Arrested In The Caymans
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Come on Betches let’s go party – Jordana, Sami, and Aleen are seeing the Barbie movie this Friday, and want you to know that they literally can’...
Jonah Hill’s (Alarming) Texts, The Emmy Noms Are Here, & It’s Britney(’s memoir) B*tch
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The 3 betches open up today’s episode with a debate on ‘bad good’ shows to watch. Then onto discussing the 2023 Emmy nominations– the show air...
Is Threads The End Of Twitter? Who TF is Michael Rubin? And Debriefing The Awful Idol Finale
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All 3 betches are back and ready to discuss social media’s hottest new app: Threads– It’s like Twitter back from rehab. They share their thought...
Did ‘The Idol’ Get Cancelled?, ‘And Just Like That’ Has Too Many Sex Scenes, & Who Cares about Wheel of Fortune?
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen and Sami are here holding down the fort while Jordana is out, and one thing that Sami doesn’t care about at all: Pat Sayjak retiring… Give h...
The Titan Sub Has Everyone’s Attention, Elon Musk VS Zuckerberg Cage Match, & Spotify Broke Up With Harry And Meghan
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While Jordana is in Boston doing U Up Live things, Aleen and Sami are covering all the trending news. Sami is 5,000 feet deep into the Titan submersib...
TSwift VS Casa Cipriani, Amy Schumer Roasts Hilaria Baldwin, & WTF Is Wrong With The Idol?
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when a pop star gets photographed in a private club? We found out this week in the Casa Cipriani v. Taylor Swift drama, and Jordana has a...
Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on ...
Sandoval Is Raquel’s Crisis PR, Al Pacino’s A Dad Again, And Just Like That… Kim Cattrall Is Back
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen and Jordana are serving as a dynamic duo today while Sami is recovering from the dentist... picture that episode of the Kardashians when Kourt’...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 10 (With Open Eyes)
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you have a high tolerance for pain and physical discomfort, because it's the series finale of Succession, and Sami and Aleen are back for the ...
The VPR Reunion Is Here, Ariana Tells All, & Taylor Swift’s Troubling New BF
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All three betches are back and ready to dive into the biggest news in pop culture this week, which means is all things Eras tour, and VPR reunion. Sam...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 9 (Church And State)
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's ti...
The Most Reviled Man In America (Ft. Emma Diamond Of Comments By Celebs)
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry betches, Aleen and Jordana are on the road this week – and missing the biggest VPR recap of all time. But never fear, Sami is joined by Emma D...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 8 (America Decides)
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally el...
King Charles’ Coronation, Matty Healy’s *Allegedly* Problematic Gesture, DeNiro’s 7th Child, & Vanderpump’s Not-Quite-Finale Recap
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches are are settled after the travels and have plenty to discuss today in the world of pop culture and beyond! They kick off the episode break...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 7 (Tailgate Party)
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can we steal you for a sec? Sami and Aleen woke up on the right side of the coffin today, and they’re back with a recap of Episode 7 of Succession's...
Best Dressed At The Met, It’s Almost Coronation Day, & Tom Sandoval Is Still the Worst
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches are back from London town and ready to share their firsthand experience across the pond leading up to the coronation. It’s almost King C...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 6 (Living+)
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants to play bitey? Sami and Aleen put on their matching bomber jackets and take off into the *clouds* with a recap of Episode 6 of Succession’...
Did Joe Alwyn Cheat On Taylor Swift?, Is Sofia Richie The New IT Girl?, & WTF Is Going On Btwn Sydney Sweeney And Glen Powell?
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cheerio, betch. Sami is podcasting from London, with Aleen and Jordana joining her by the time this episode is live. Sami and Jordana are talking all ...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 5 (Kill List)
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad ...
Are Kylie And Timmy A PR stunt?, The Summerhouse Showdown, & Jordana’s Back In The Burbs
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jordana’s officially in the burbs. Welcome back to Long Island, betch. The trio is all together IRL and begin today’s episode with Jordana offerin...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 4 (Honeymoon States)
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a somber episode this week, but we have a great grief guy for you… well, actually two great grief Betches to recap Episode 4 of the final sea...
T-Swift’s Joe Alwyn Era Is Over, Debriefing Sandoval’s Infuriating Tell-All, & Kate Middleton’s Royal Cuticles
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ciao, betch! Sami is coming at you live from Italia, with Aleen back home. They wish Tay Tay (all too) well following her recent split from Joe Alwyn....
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 3 (Connor's Wedding)
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Somebody get me the best airplane-medicine-expert in the world, because Sami and Aleen have a lot to discuss and the plane is circling. Episode 3 of t...
Barbie’s Meme Tour, Sandoval’s Cover Up, & The Joys Of Canceling Plans
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is anything sweeter than getting out plans at the last second? Maybe having someone come over and cook your holiday dinner for you. Aleen, Sami, and J...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 2 (Rehearsal)
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapp...
Gwyneth’s Ski Accident, Harry Styles & EmRata’s PDA, & Selena’s In Her Single Girl Era
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot...
Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 1 (The Munsters)
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipat...
Get Well Mandy, Why Is Coachella A Cheater’s Paradise?, And MGK/Megan Fox Are On A Break
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All 3 Betches are back together IRL and kick off this week’s episode with a spirited debate about how women are addressed VS men. Gals? Girls? Ladie...
Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say)
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where th...
The Scandoval Continues, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Controversial “Wellness” Routine, & The “Influencer Kid” Dilemma
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don’t worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen’s Succ...
The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here...
Girl World At War: Hailey & Selena, Breaking Down The Murdaugh Trial, & The Prince Of Privacy Is Back
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In case you’ve been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you’re not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debri...
Angela Bassett Did The Thing, Does Meghan Markle Watch South Park?, & American Girl’s “Historical” 1999 Dolls
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches open today’s episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana’s a solid 28, Sami’s settled on 60, an...
Happy Birthday Betches, MGK and Megan Fox are Toxic AF, Is Penn Badgley NOT a Legit Actor? Rihanna’s British Vogue Cover, Barney’s Alarming Glow Up
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka ...
Our Rih-Actions To The Super Bowl
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana...
Grammys Satanic Panic, The Bennifer Of The Doubt, Would You Swipe Right On Tom Brady?, & Is Armie Hammer Really Broke?
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We begin with a fair warning from Sami: she says like a lot in this episode. Okay, now that that’s over with, we have so much piping hot celebri-tea...
Did Tom Brady Get Buccal Fat Removal?, The Age Of De-Influencing, The Peltz-Beckham Wedding Plotz, & Justice For Pam Anderson
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches begin today’s episode asking some real world questions, like Is AI taking over the world? Although, a cook GPT could seriously solve wor...
WTF Went Down In Dubai?, Aire Is Middle Name Energy, Paris' Baby Announcement, & Is Charles A Woke King?
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches are hangry, unhinged, and ready to debrief this week’s pop culture news. And before you ask, no they were not in Dubai this weekend (sad...
Prince Harry Is A Royal Snark, Kim K’s Big Purchase, & Why You Should Be Watching Traitors
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The trio is back in-studio today rocking groutfits– it’s raining out, so don’t judge. After a hefty debate on umbrellas vs raincoats, Sami gives...
Crown Jewels: Spare Revelations
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Check out this special crossover episode between Crown Jewels and the @Betches podcast. To hear the rest of this episode and catch more coverage of Pr...
The Award For Irish Mean Girls Goes To?, Is Prince Harry’s Burn Book Worth Reading?, & What’s The ‘The Menu’ Really About?
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Seen any good movies lately? Awards show season has kicked off, and Jordana visited her first theater since the pandemic began. Did she make it throug...
Watch What Happens On CNN, Is Nicola/Selena’s Friendship a PR Stunt?, Windsor Bros Smackdown, Fleishman Fever
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
New Year, same betch. The gals are back to debrief their holidays: Jordana is a soon to be game sommelier, Aleen didn’t make it to midnight (RIP Fon...
The Betches Play Family Feud: Pop Culture Year In Review
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Congrats, betch, you made it to the end of the year. How are we celebrating? Good ole fashioned Family Feud style, led by our very own Sean Kilby. We ...
Debriefing NepoBabies, Mason’s Bar Mitzvah, Rihanna’s Nameless Child
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
‘Tis the season, betch. Jordana, Sami and Aleen are here to tell us all about their holiday plans including attending Sami’s fabulous soireé (Sor...
Betches Down Under, Katie Holmes’s Y2K Comeback, & Debriefing The White Lotus Finale
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G’day Betch! Jordana and Sami are coming to you live from down under, as the record this week’s episode from the Gold Coast of Australia. Hear all...
Something Navy in Some Sh*t, Megxit’s Doc Dropped, & Sami Sage White Lotus Correspondent
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gals are glammed and looking better than usual (Sorry that we’re audio only.) Sami is back from Art Basel just in time to share deets about her ...
Who TF Approved Balenciaga’s Campaign?, Kimye Divides Their 19 Homes, & “All Too Well” VS Spotify Wrapped
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sami is living it up at Art Basel this week, while Jordana and Aleen are here to debrief their Thanksgivings. Aleen made lox with her dad, and spoiler...
Were Harry & Olivia Only Together For The Movie?, A $4.8 Million Gummy Bear Saga, & Cracking The Case Of The White Lotus
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen share their plans for the holiday: who’s hosting, what are they bringing, what’s the best s...
Are Emrata & Pete Davidson A PR Stunt?, Who Is Buying A $22K Taylor Swift Ticket?, & What Do You Think Of The New Cast On The Crown?
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sami, Jordana, and Aleen start off with some speculation—who is Pete Davidson’s new fling? Was Aleen right, is it Helen Mirren? Was Sami—is it S...
Everyone’s Talking About Selena Gomez, “Buying Beverly Hills” Is A Nepotism Dream, & Jennifer Aniston Killed That Magazine Cover
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen starts off by recapping the *fab* Marcus Mumford concert she went to, including all of her celeb sightings—Evan Spiegel and Hilary Duff’s hu...
Heidi Klum’s Worm—Gross Or Genius?, WTF Are Kylie & Khloe’s Baby Names?, Who Will Be A Killer In The White Lotus?
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen is back from her Hawaiian vaca, and she recaps the trip to Jordana and Sami in one word—amazing. They also give a Halloween recap, before debr...
Taylor Swift Stepped In It, Ye’s Too Sketch For Sketchers, & Tell Me Lies Finale
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sami and Jordana say aloha to Aleen while she’s in Hawaii this week and talk costumes before the Halloweekend begins. Next up is the season finale t...
WTF Is In Olivia Wilde's Salad Dressing?, James Corden's Balthazar Ban, & THE Hailey Bieber & Selena Gomez Pic
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The band of three is back together, now that Sami has finished her big move to the ‘burbs. The update? Aleen came over and showed Sami the joy of ki...
House Of The Dragon’s Twists & Turns, Kanye’s V Upsetting Antics, & Blink-182 Got The Band Back Together
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What a good week to catch up—on TV that is, oh and life. But isn’t TV life? Jordana does give some real life updates about her sister’s wedding,...
Unpacking Tom & Gisele’s Divorce, What Really Happened Between Brad & Angelina?, & An Alec Baldwin Update
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jordana starts things off with a story she has been waiting all week to tell. It includes a sleepless night, Sami, and some v funny 2012 Facebook mess...
Wait, Hailey Bieber Is Actually Cool, Hilaria Baldwin Legit Named Her Kid Ilaria, & Why Did Rihanna Say Yes To The Super Bowl?
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, Jordana can’t get to the phone right now, she’s in Hawaii. But don’t worry, Sami and Aleen are here to dial in all things pop culture. Up...