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#116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest?

11 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for i...

#115 What Exactly Does Tom Schwartz Do?

04 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Aleen are back just in time for the beginning of a merry Decembetch. They start by talking about the return of Bravo masterpiece “Vanderpum...

#114 Is Amanda Bynes Back?

27 Nov 2018

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Sami and Jordana are back after a long Thanksgiving week. The open the show by talking about the resurgence of Amanda Bynes who is did an interview wi...

#113 Is It Weird That I Don’t Have Work Friends?

20 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Jordana are back from vacation. They’ve read an article about a resort in Switzerland that takes care of your Instagram while on vacation ...

#112 How Do I Figure Out What To Do With My Life?

13 Nov 2018

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Sami and Aleen are back and they've made their triumphant return to twitter. They’re also celebrating being added to the Forbes list of “30 Under ...

#111 How Do I Turn A Sarcastic Guy Into A Nice Guy?

06 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Sami are back on this very special election day! They start by diving into the current shadefest between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson a...

#110 How Do I Balance Friendships and Relationships?

30 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Jordana are back and are psyched about the return of TV season. They both spent the weekend watching the “Sabrina The Teenage Witch” rem...

#109 When's Happy Hour?

23 Oct 2018

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Sami and Aleen are back for a special mailbag episode in celebration of the release of “When’s Happy Hour”. At 4:40 a listener feeling overquali...

#108 Do We Have A Right To Know Celebrities’ Personal Drama?

16 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana are back. They begin talking about the breakup of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Sami has been listening to the rumor mill and has ...

#107 Why Are We So Obsessed With "A Star Is Born"?

09 Oct 2018

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Aleen and Jordana are back and Aleen is on the verge of tears talking about “A Star Is Born.” Jordana seems to think the movie is pretty much the ...

#106 Is It Possible to Make New Friends As An Adult?

02 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sami talk about this week’s news and pop culture events. Kim and Kanye may be splitting up. Aleen says Maniac is a weird show. Also, is li...

#105 Why Isn't My Friend Liking My Instagrams?

25 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana are back with a harrowing statistic that children are not considered adults until they turn 24. Sami agrees with this line of thinkin...

#104 How Do I Re-Kindle Friendships After A Break Up?

18 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen are back. They start off talking about Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin who are apparently married now? At 2:40 Jordana explains tha...

#103 Why Isn’t Anyone Mad At Serena’s Coach?

11 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Shana Tova! Sami and Jordana are back . They talk about Serena Williams’ argument with the umpire at the US Open. Sami maintains that the media woul...

#102 Are Weddings Getting Completely Out Of Hand?

04 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Aleen are back! Labor Day got Aleen reflecting on what she wants out of her wedding. At 4:30 she explains that she wants to have a practical ...

# 101 How Do I Get My Needy Friend Off My Back?

28 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen are back to wrap up the summer. Labor Day is approaching and so is Jordana’s birthday. She seems utterly unphased by the thought o...

#100 We Love a F*cking Agenda Ft. Jaclyn Johnson, Founder of Create & Cultivate

21 Aug 2018

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Sami and Aleen are back but they’re having trouble caring that mercury is out of retrograde. Will things really be different under the Pisces moon? ...

#99 How Do I Get My Mom Off My Ass?

14 Aug 2018

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Aleen and Jordana are back with a recap of the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. Jordana doesn’t understand why all the Kardashia...

#98 Why Was Arie Flown Into The Maldives?

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen are back with a lot of thoughts on the “Bachelorette” finale. Aleen is shocked that Becca chose Garrett over Blake. They both ag...

#97 Why Is Your Wedding My Inconvenience?

31 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana are ready to kiss wedding season goodbye. At 2:20, they discuss the very public Jet Blue Bridesmaid dispute. They both agree that the...

#96 Why is Everyone at The Taylor Swift Concert?

24 Jul 2018

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Sami and Aleen are enjoying their summer, but not as much as everyone on Instagram attending the Taylor Swift tour. Sami’s jealousy is real but she ...

#95 Why Won’t Meghan Markle’s Dad Stop Talking Sh*t?

17 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana are back with huge news...Mandy Moore is making music again! They take a deep dive into the life of Meghan Markle. How’s she doing ...

#94 The Reason Celebrities Get Engaged Absurdly Fast

10 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana are back from the weekend of July 4th and they feel done with work. They talk about the best season for hard work (Is August the wors...

#93 How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Clean Up After Himself?

03 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen start off talking about the latest ep of RHONY. After they move onto Handmaid's Tale, a show where everyone thinks that every episod...

#92 Can I Make My Fiancé Take My Last Name?

26 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sami talk about the mentality of Ariana Grande's obsessed BF, Pete Davidson. They estimate how long the relationship will last and who will ...

#91 How Do I Get More Respect at Work?

19 Jun 2018

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Jordana and Aleen talk about Jared and Ashley I’s engagement. At 11:50, they move onto Real Housewives of New York. They have a lot to say about Ti...

#90 We Need To Talk About Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson

12 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sami talk about Jax and Brittany getting engaged. There seems to be a gross over-emphasis on the size of their ring. At 6:36, they move on t...

#89 Public Displays of 'Babe'

05 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana talk the weather and weekend plans. They briefly discuss the tragic Kate Spade news before moving onto Scott Disick & Sofia Richie, A...

#88 What To Do If You Hate Your Roommate’s Boyfriend?

29 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Sami talk about Khloe Kardashian and judging reality stars. Does dealing with criticism come with the territory or do reality stars have a...

#87 How Do I Deal With My Drunk Boyfriend?

22 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Jordana get together after a long hiatus of podcasting with each other. They talk about the Royal Wedding and how it cost around ~$40 millio...

#86 I Was Blocked By My Ex - Now What?

15 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's a beautiful day in NYC. Sami and Jordana talk about the Markle debacle, a dysfunctional family drama of royal proportions. At 16:27, they move on...

#85 How Do You Pronounce SZA?

08 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sami discuss the Met Gala and detail the best looking, most on point with the theme and more. Neither of them are sure how to pronounce SZA....

#84 When The Group Chat Is Just Too Much

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After briefly plugging every Betches podcast, Jordana and Aleen talk about Vanderpump Rules and reality TV. Jordana points out that if you're going to...

#83 Mourning the Death of Avicii & Our Partying Years

24 Apr 2018

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Sami and Jordana mourn the death of Avicii who defined their college years, along with Blackberry. After they briefly discuss the Royal Baby. At 6:38,...

#82 The Narcissists' Guide to Coachella

17 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Aleen just returned from Coachella. They mostly tanned, drank Three Olives Rosé vodka, and in Sami's case "pounded" bread. Aleen has but one...

#81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage?

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen talk Real Housewives of New York. Jordana recently binge-watched all 10 seasons. After, they talk about Jersey Shore: Family Reunion...

#80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To

03 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After briefly discussing the weather, Sami and Jordana talk about Vanderpump Rules and offensive jokes (Vanderpump talk ends at 18:45). After, they mo...

#79 Venmo: An App For Finding Your Cheap Friends

27 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Aleen are in amazing moods and they start off discussing Aleen’s new dog, a golden doodle. Sami reassures Aleen that it’s difficult to fu...

#78 Suburbs and Bird Shit

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

After talking about Vanderpump Rules until 10:43, Jordana and Aleen move on to Evan Spiegel. Snapchat may or may not be on its way out, but they agree...

#77 Is It Okay to be Vulnerable on Instagram?

13 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Sami start off talking Vanderpump Rules. Did Scheana finally wake up to reality? Do Jax and Brittany really love each other? After, they m...

#76 We're All Dead Inside

07 Mar 2018

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Sami and Aleen are joined by Thoroughbreds writer/director Cory Finley and lead actress Anya Taylor-Joy. The film tells the story of two girls who ar...

#75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have frie...

#74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, s...

#73 Money Talks And It Says ‘Spend Me’

13 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more...

#72 Is Having an Expensive Wedding Worth It?

07 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and...

#71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta

31 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up earl...

#70 Overhyped Babies on Social Media

24 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge every...

#69 The Quarter Life Crisis

17 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, th...

#68 Vacation instagrams

10 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacati...

#67 Should I Tell My Friend That I Saw Her Boyfriend On a Dating App?

03 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and abou...

#66 Are Selena and Justin Meant to Be?

27 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere ...

#65 How to Tell if Your Friends are Actually Mad At You

20 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions ...

#64 What Scheana REALLY Thinks Of Stassi & Katie w/ guest Scheana Marie

13 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal...

#63 Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes

06 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoi...

#62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying

29 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and an...

#61 My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me

22 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They...

#60 Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her

15 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions fr...

#59 I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike

08 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and hea...

#58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?

01 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kev...

#57 My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant

25 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most g...

#56 How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit

18 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making con...

#55 Why Sliding Into DMs Is The New AIM

11 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Betches discuss the death of AIM, The Harvey Weinstein scandal, and the new season of Curb. They answer questions from a listener who is...

#54 Guns, Porn, And Wedding Etiquette

04 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner. Then we ans...

#53 WTF Is Ariel Winter Wearing Now?

27 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Ariel Winters outfits (duh), Kylie Jenner’s upcoming child and Trump bashing the NFl. Advice is about how to ask for a full time job a...

#52 Open Relationships Are Fake News

20 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include the Laci Peterson documentary and our love for true crime, and a little bit about the Emmys. We respond to reader feedback on open rela...

#51 How To Get Out Of Making Someone Your Bridesmaid

13 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss the season finale of Insecure and Kim Kardashian’s surrogate. They answer questions from future brides wondering about bridesmai...

#50 When You’re In A Relationship With Your Boyfriend And His Mom

06 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss a reader’s story about rejecting an offer to be a bridesmaid. They discuss the show Insecure and answer emails from a listener w...

#49 Should I Dump My Immature Boyfriend?

30 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Game Of Thrones season finale, Insecure, and answer listeners questions about picking bridesmaids and breaking up with your immature boy...

#48 We Could Totally Party With The White Walkers

23 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches talk about the overrated solar eclipse and a Game of Thrones update, and answer a reader's question about if it's okay to drop a friend wh...

#47 Do Long Distance Relationships Ever Work?

16 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss the Charlottesville rallies, the Taylor Swift sexual assault case, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s proclivity towards young models. They...

#46 The Ultimate Guide To A Mans Brain w/ Jared Freid

09 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get ...

#45 The Men Tell Nothing

02 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss the ‘Men Tell All’ on the bachelor & the Anthony Scaramucci situation. Dear Betches include having an emotionally abusive boss...

#44 Is Peter A F*ck Boi

26 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Betch Slapped, the girls discuss the Bachelorette, Game of Thrones and Michael Kors. We answer listeners questions about whether a guy's ...

#43 Who Would You Rather Murder? w/ Johnny Bananas & Jenna Compono from The Challenge

19 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches are joined by Johnny Bananas and Jenna Compono of this season of MTV's The Challenge. They talk about the ups ...

#42 HAHA You Smell Like Sh*t

12 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Betches discuss this weeks Bachlorette ep, the ongoing Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian feud, answer questions from a listener about if she s...

#41 Snapchat Isn’t A Way To Start A Relationship

05 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Betches talk about the Fourth of July, the Kanye/Jay Z & Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna feuds, answer questions from a listener who wants to ...

#40 Is He A F*ckboy? w/ Bravo's Daily Dish

28 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We co-host this episode with the girls from Bravo's Daily Dish Podcast and talk all things reality TV - Kim Kardashian's surrogate, updates on the rec...

#39 Peeing In Pools Is Cool w/ Brooklyn Decker

20 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks podcast our guest is actress & model Brooklyn Decker. We talk about Beyonce's twins, answer dating questions about if guy friends are re...

#38 Bachelor In Paradise Is Spring Break For Fame Whores

14 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include the Bachelor In Paradise assault scandal & what it means to have consensual sex. Dear Betches are about a girl who has to choose betwee...

#37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren

07 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

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#36 The Dating App That Gets You A Boyfriend

31 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This amazing episode features special guest Jared Freid to discuss the new Bachelorette season, which dating apps are good for actually finding a boyf...

#35 Would You Rather Be Friends With Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?

24 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss the Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs Taylor feud and the amazing true crime doc we’ve been watching lately dear Betches are a ...

#34 Weddings Are So Cliche

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Bachelor Ben & Lauren’s break up and how much we love the upcoming Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay. We discuss a reader response to our B...

#33 Can You Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time?

10 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the Ponzi scheme that is Fyre Festival, Nicki Minaj paying everyone's college bills, and how we hated two new popular shows on Netflix. ...

#32 No Emotional Masturbating

03 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale. They answer questions from a listener who has never been kissed and ...

#31 Relationships Are 90% Timing

26 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss Chris Soules recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout. They answer a Dear Betch about defining the relation...

#30 There's No Filters In Real Life

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving...

#29 Cracked Out Chris Harrison

12 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo. They give ...

#28 Social Media Is A Big Little Lie

05 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Is this special tv dominated episode the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this weeks episode of Girls, and...

#27 Alec Baldwin For $500

29 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy ...

#26 Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Brothers

22 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting ...

#25 Networking: Worse Than Dating

15 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale , their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do...

#24 Instagram Is Fake News

08 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the Betches discuss the fantasy suite Bachelor episode, International Women's day, WTF they're gonna do at SXSW, and more. Audience su...

#23 You Don’t Deserve A Wedding Hashtag w/ Evan Krumholz

01 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week the Betches are joined by Evan Krumholz. They discuss the Oscars best picture confusion, A Kay Jewelry sexual harassment lawsuit, and the Ba...

#22 Did You Guys Know Rachel Is Black? w/ Liz Plank

22 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches talk about political correctness, trolls in Trumpmerica, and the general emotional shortcomings of guys. Three games including: would you ...

#21 Are You Rich Or Boughie? w/ Stassi Schroeder

15 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the def...

#20 The Justin Spesh

08 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Betch Slapped The Betches discuss Nick's breakdown, Kristina's story, and Corinne on the Bachelor. They also give their predictions for...

#19 Is The Bachelor Getting Boring?

01 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's episode we discuss whether or not The Bachelor may actually have become boring, if it's all Nick Viall's fault, and what we would do if...

#18 Courtney Robertson Or Donald Trump

25 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Betches discuss their experience at the women's march, President Trump, and how reality TV and the news are basically the same thing now. Dear Bet...

#17 Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever

18 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling wi...