The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8 (Audio Fixed)
24 Aug 2025
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Previous version of this episode was sped up. This should be better.Revelation starts heating up wit...
Home of the Cheese Steak - End Times Pt. 7
03 Aug 2025
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We finally dig into the book of Revelation! I'd say more but I'm posting this late and scr...
The 40 Year Old Virgin - End Times Pt. 6
13 Jul 2025
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In our exploration of the evolution of the end times through the bible we have breached the thin gos...
Unigoats - End Times Pt. 5
01 Jul 2025
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Better late than never! Here's the rest of the book of Daniel in all it's "glory"...
Lions, Daniels, and Statues... Oh my! - End Times Pt. 4
08 Jun 2025
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We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the m...
Virgin Bosom Buddies - End Times Pt. 3
25 May 2025
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Ok folks. We've said it before, but we really mean it this time, this is going to be a messed u...
Episode Two - End Times Pt. 2
11 May 2025
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Happy Mother's day!To celebrate, we continue digging into the end times by going through the bo...
Anyway... The End Times - End Times Pt. 1
27 Apr 2025
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We're back! And we're going through the bible books chronologically from when they were wr...
Whatever This Is
17 Nov 2024
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What's up! We just wanted to check in for no particular reason whatsoever. Definitely doesn&apo...
Creation Pt. 5 - One Last Camp with Dad
01 Sep 2024
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Welcome to the season finale! Creation is over and it's all down hill from here. We find out th...
Creation Pt. 4 - Lot's Bad Day
25 Aug 2024
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You think you have it hard? You think you have bad neighbors? You think you have family problems? W...
Creation Pt. 3 - A Covenant of Covenants
18 Aug 2024
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Sorry, in a rush this week. You'll have to make up your own funny quips and pretend they'r...
Creation Pt. 2 - Killing Cain
11 Aug 2024
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Have you given YOUR firstlings to the Lord? If you don't, your brother might and then where wil...
Creation Pt. 1 - In a Gadda Da Vida
04 Aug 2024
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In the beginning, we'll lay out the building blocks of our 6000 year old universe. And explain ...
Creation Series Trailer
18 Jul 2024
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New 5 episode series coming every Sunday starting August 4th. We'll be covering the first half ...
Community Hour
09 Jun 2024
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Hey folks! For our episode today we're changing things up. We're going to be switching to ...
Hail, Satan!
26 May 2024
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This is a special episode with two special guests. Ministers Bendr Bones and Luis Cypher, co-heads o...
Pshitty Psalms
28 Apr 2024
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We read a selection of Psalms suggested by AI to figure out if this ancient book of songs holds up t...
1 Kings Pt. 4 - Adventures in Kingdom Splitting
14 Apr 2024
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The kingdom of Israel splits into two separate nations after the death of King Solomon. His son Reho...
1 Kings Pt. 3 - A Biblical Guide to Banging 1000 Chicks
31 Mar 2024
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1 Kings Pt. 2 - Adventures in Baby Splitting
17 Mar 2024
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David FINALLY kicks the bucket, but before he does, the good, upright King David, who loved and obey...
(Re-Release) Dr. Sheol's
03 Mar 2024
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“Was the Gospel of John Changed to Suppress Mary Magdalene?” by ReligionForBreakfast – https:/...
1 Kings Pt. 1 - Bosom Buddies
18 Feb 2024
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We kick off 1 Kings by only talking about the first chapter. We've heard the Chronicles' v...
2 Samuel Pt. 8 - Numbers and How to Count Them
04 Feb 2024
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Oh boy! Is this a great episode if you love vague quantities of precious metals and stones. And the ...
2 Samuel Pt. 7 - Error 404: God Not Found
21 Jan 2024
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We dig elbow deep into a steaming pile of contradictions, curiosities, and constipated commentary. T...
2 Samuel Pt. 6 - Man Kisses Gone Wrong
07 Jan 2024
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Fresh off overthrowing his son fresh off overthrowing him, David deals with a dick dividing his doma...
The Case for Christ Review, Or: I Don't Need Your Help, But Thanks
24 Dec 2023
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Happy holidays all you war on CHRISTmas warriors! We're kicking back and watching that time ...
(Re-Release) Holy Sheet
10 Dec 2023
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We continue our series on Acts starting with a story about a Sorcerer named Simon. A guy named Phil...
(Re-Release) Goodness Gracious Great Tongues of Fire!
26 Nov 2023
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We kick off our series on the book of Acts and start with yet another telling of the ascension of Je...
2 Samuel Pt. 5 - TREE-Son
12 Nov 2023
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David's been kicked out of his kingdom by his son and returns to the wilderness. Luckily his so...
2 Samuel Pt. 4 - Uhhhgghghggghgggghhhhhh
29 Oct 2023
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Ugh uhhh ugh. Ughg ghgggh uggghhh ughg guhg. Ugh ghhhgh ugh God ughg. Ugh ugh ghgugh ugh bible bulls...
2 Samuel Pt. 3 - Ewe, David!
22 Oct 2023
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Welp, talk about a roller coaster. We start with David getting God's promise to have a descenda...
2 Samuel Pt. 2 - ChippenDavids
15 Oct 2023
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Like with all the other enemies of David, things really fall apart for Saul's son, Ishbaal. I...
2 Samuel Pt. 1 - Abner's Series of Unfortunate Events
08 Oct 2023
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We kick off 2 Samuel with David "mourning" for his dead "friends" that he "...
(Re-Release) Better Call Paul
01 Oct 2023
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Between Linz having a migraine and our self isolating due to a COVID exposure, this episode was doom...
Eye C.U.P.s
24 Sep 2023
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We're taking a break from the bible to learn a little about some ancient superstitions. Well, O...
1 Samuel Pt. 8 - Saul, You in Danger, Girl!
17 Sep 2023
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We wrap up the book of 1 Samuel and even though Samuel has been dead for a while he's not going...
1 Samuel Pt. 7 - Easing Nature with Saul
10 Sep 2023
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David goes on the run from Saul! Ducking his attempts to capture him and living life as a fugitive. ...
1 Samuel Pt. 6 - The Gayest Story Ever Told
03 Sep 2023
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BREAKING NEWS: Saul sours on short sultry servant, David!See! I could have written headlines during ...
1 Samuel Pt. 5 - He Might Be Giant?
27 Aug 2023
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We finally cover the ultimate David and Goliath story... David and Goliath! God, tired of having a ...
(Re-Release) Nativity: The Musical
20 Aug 2023
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Merry Christmas, sinners & sodomites! In this week’s episode we dive into the gospels with the...
1 Samuel Pt. 4 - God's Not Here Man
13 Aug 2023
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Ok. NOW Saul is king, I guess. So there is your happy ending to the story. Nothing could possibly-- ...
1 Samuel Pt. 3 - Samuel Saw Saul
06 Aug 2023
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I know what you're thinking. WHEN THE HELL IS ISRAEL GOING TO HAVE A KING!??!!? I know. It&apos...
1 Samuel Pt. 2 - Tumors of the Lost Ark
30 Jul 2023
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In our second episode on 1 Samuel it's all about the Ark of the Covenant! That's right, th...
1 Samuel Pt. 1 - Womb Raider
23 Jul 2023
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Kicking off a new bible book strong with talk of barren women, boarding school, priests mistaking pr...
50 Shades of Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!
16 Jul 2023
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WOO HOO! 50 EPISODES! So there's that.We are joined by Josh's mom, Jill to give us a Chris...
Judges Pt. 4 - You've Got Mail... Femail
02 Jul 2023
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Wrapping up Judges with some good old fashioned sexism, violence and mayhem! If you thought Jephthah...
Judges Pt. 3 - 30 Things I Hate About You
18 Jun 2023
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Ooooh boy. This episode was so good we had to record it twice! We start off with an amazing story a...
(Re-Release) You're a Good Man, Pontius Pilate
04 Jun 2023
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This is it folks. The crucifixion. The grand climax. Where God’s Holy Spirit comes on all of us. ...
Judges Pt. 2 - God's Seventh Evil Ex-Boyfriend
21 May 2023
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The bible is SO PRO-WOMAN! As you'll be able to tell from the story of Deborah, the only female...
Judges Pt. 1 - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
07 May 2023
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Sit down, Judge Judy! We're talking about Judge SHAMGAR!!! That's an EPIC name for a judge...
Joshua Pt. 3 - Josh Dies at the End
23 Apr 2023
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We wrap up the Book of Joshua and boy does it make time stand still. Apparently God makes the sun st...
Easter - Chocolate Covered Zombie Jesus
09 Apr 2023
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You remember that part of the bible when Jesus performed the miracle of getting a rabbit to lay choc...
Joshua Pt. 2 - Joshua and the Giant Heap
26 Mar 2023
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We all remember the songs about Joshua and the Battle of Jericho and the cartoons and the children&a...
Joshua Pt. 1 - Rinse and Repeat, Repeat and Rinse
12 Mar 2023
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I'll be honest. This episode is about crossing a river. We cover 5 chapters of the bible, and a...
(Re-Release) All About the He Said, She Said Bull$#!*
26 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While reading Genesis in our first several episodes, I noticed odd things. The same stories repeated...
Jonah - What an Ashole!
12 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We finally cover the story of the little wooden prophet who wanted to be a real boy so bad he ended ...
The Book of Josh
29 Jan 2023
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We dive deep into Josh. Or at least Josh's past. How he went from devout Christian to a raging ...
Esther - Haman Pockets
15 Jan 2023
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We take on the 2nd and last book named for a woman. Will she be a feminist icon? No. I'll just ...
Dognapping a Fuckuski
01 Jan 2023
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Happy New Year all you sinners and sodomites! We're having ourselves a laid back episode where ...
Ruth - Why Don't You Come Up and Uncover My Feet Sometime?
18 Dec 2022
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This week we blow through Ruth, one of the shorter books of the bible, in a single episode. We find...
Job Pt. 2 - Winter is Coming, and So is God
04 Dec 2022
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You know that feeling when you're talking with 3 of your friends in poetic verse for a few days...
Job Pt. 1 - Mouth Relief... Just, Mouth Relief.
20 Nov 2022
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We kick off a two part series on the Book of Job. That weird book people LOVE to talk about but no o...
How to do a Podcast in a God Honoring Way
23 Oct 2022
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We set the "good" book aside for the week and pull up some "meh" videos on moder...
Acts Pt. 4 - Mr. Paul Goes to Rome
09 Oct 2022
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We wrap up our 4 part series on the book of Acts and hear all about Paul's retirement in Rome. ...
Acts Pt. 3 - Better Call Paul
25 Sep 2022
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Between Linz having a migraine and our self isolating due to a COVID exposure, this episode was doom...
Lilac in the Briar Patch
11 Sep 2022
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We’re taking a short break from our series on the book of Acts this week to talk with Lilac, a tee...
Acts Pt. 2 – Holy Sheet
28 Aug 2022
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We continue our series on Acts starting with a story about a Sorcerer named Simon. A guy named Phil...
Acts Pt. 1 – Goodness Gracious, Great Tongues of Fire!
14 Aug 2022
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We kick off our series on the book of Acts and start with yet another telling of the ascension of Je...
Gospels Pt. 18 – Holy Jesus, Batman!
31 Jul 2022
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We wrap up our 18 part series on Jesus and the gospels with his bouncy ball burial. You just can’t...
Gospels Pt. 17 – You’re a Good Man, Pontius Pilate
17 Jul 2022
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This is it folks. The crucifixion. The grand climax. Where God’s Holy Spirit comes on all of us. ...
Gospels Pt. 16 – Hashtag Yolt
03 Jul 2022
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We start off by asking the ultimate question… What are the nuts in your life? But then we start ta...
Gospels Pt. 15 – The Neverending Supper
19 Jun 2022
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Jesus is about to have his last supper and he uses his apparently psychic abilities to tell the disc...
Gospels Pt. 14 – Dr. Sheol’s
05 Jun 2022
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“Was the Gospel of John Changed to Suppress Mary Magdalene?” by ReligionForBreakfast – https:/...
Gospels Pt. 13 – Cloats (Trademark Pending)
22 May 2022
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Zacchaeus the Tax CollectorWhat does it take to get Jesus’ attention when you’re vertically chal...
Gospels Pt. 12 – Mother!
08 May 2022
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It’s a Mother’s Day episode! Josh’s mom, Jill, and Lindsay’s son, Connor, join us.Speaking o...
Gospels Pt. 11 – Here’s Some Mud in Your Eye
24 Apr 2022
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Happy Orthodox Easter! What the hell is that anyway?We kick off with Jesus spitting in some dirt, ma...
Gospels Pt. 10 – Oh, the Audacity
10 Apr 2022
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Don’t look it up. Let’s see how well you remember it. Try to complete this sentence, “Our Fath...
Gospels Pt. 9 – Jesus Bleach
27 Mar 2022
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Have you ever wondered when Jesus went from a middle eastern person to a white Anglo-Saxon? No… it...
Gospels Pt. 8 – Jesus Yeast
13 Mar 2022
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Remember when the apostles all left to minister to Israel and Jesus said they wouldn’t be done bef...
Gospels Pt. 7 – The Birds are Satan
27 Feb 2022
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It’s a parable filled episode and we dig into the storytelling of Jesus. Is he a great storyteller...
Gospels Pt. 6 – Mary and Her Nards
13 Feb 2022
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This was an interesting one, folks. We find out how one major character’s traditional backstory is...
Gospels Pt. 5 – Fight Club Jesus
30 Jan 2022
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We kick off this episode hearing a miraculous story about two blind men somehow being able to follow...
Gospels Pt. 4 – Validating the Invalid
16 Jan 2022
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These days to get famous you just need good looks and a smartphone. But people forget that to get fa...
Gospels Pt. 3 – You Are About to be Tooken
02 Jan 2022
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In this episode we kick off finding out the bible (which is perfect) has conflicting genealogies for...
Saturnalia for the Paganalia: A Christmas Special
19 Dec 2021
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Ho ho ho all you sinners and sodomites! We’re jumping the shark with a Christmas special! Made eve...
Gospels Pt. 2 – Geriatric Parenting 101
05 Dec 2021
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Jesus jumps from twelve years old to thirty years old without any apparent need to inform us about h...
Gospels Pt. 1 – Nativity: The Musical
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas, sinners & sodomites! In this week’s episode we dive into the gospels with the...
All About the He Said, She Said Bull$#!*
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While reading Genesis in our first several episodes, I noticed odd things. The same stories repeated...
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Restart
24 Oct 2021
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Does God only love a few thousand people? Is there a second set of Ten Commandments? Is Moses gettin...
Manna Crusted Quail with Rock Water
10 Oct 2021
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We get to the actual exodus in this episode, wherein the Israelites exit Egypt. But first they need ...
Stuck Between a Desert and Pharaoh’s Hard Place
26 Sep 2021
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Here it is, folks. The plagues! You know. That time when God wiped out a whole bunch of people inste...
Yes, That Moses
12 Sep 2021
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Things have been looking grim for the Israelites since the days of Joseph. God has allowed their cho...
Joseph: Now In Technicolor – Pt. 2
29 Aug 2021
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And on the fifth episode we wrapped up the story of Joseph. And the story was mediocre, at best. You...
Joseph: Now in Technicolor – Pt. 1
15 Aug 2021
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You’ve seen the musical, now hear the disturbingly disappointing actual story of Joseph and his Te...
Balaam and His Donkey
01 Aug 2021
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Like every youth pastor has said since 2001, Shrek wasn’t the first to go bonkers from a talking d...
Jacob Pt. 2
18 Jul 2021
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We pick the story up where we left off in Genesis 30. Jacob is married to his two cousins, and trick...
Jacob Pt. 1
04 Jul 2021
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We kick off this podcast with the story of Jacob. How do you succeed in life in BCE 1800 when you’...
Podcast Trailer
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Often we’re told that we need to read the bible. That it would cure us of our atheism. We’re tol...