Billie and Jean
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Puberty SUCKS!
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week billie and jean look back on their younger years and tell tales of sleep walking and crimes they have committed. Let's see what happens ...
Q&A Spectacular!
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about whether Josiah took out a hit on Lucas and answer all of YOUR lovely questions. AI Gibby has returned.
Happy Halloween!
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Banana King and Wednesday Addams will rock your world this halloween! Lucas fills us in on his near death experience and Gibby is STILL trying to figu...
The Plandemic
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Billie and Jean think back on the fond memories of the pandemic and discuss how ran through Lucas really is. Gibby on the other hand is stil...
Gibby Guesses 2
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for a DOOZY this week. Gibby learns how to fly while lucas and josiah try to figure out how to prevent the stock market from going belly up....
Minecraft Madness
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week billie and jean discuss the ins and outs of running a successful and functioning city in Minecraft. Lucas is ran through and gibby is a robo...
The Final Upgrade
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Go check out the new Patreon! Hello Chickheads! Classic stories are told in this episode. Sometimes it's better to leave the good things bad, or s...
The A.I. Gibby Prank Call Function
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will they? Wont they? We don't know. How many fingers am I holding up? This week is a doozy so stay tuned to see Lucas rip his own head off and sh...
A New Beginning
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the new Billie and Jean! Things are gonna be a lot different around here. New co host, new attitude, and new pizza with chocolate! Thanks f...
Goodbye Gibby
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week billie and jean help gibby move and uncover the truth about him. Moral of story: Lucas likes pizza!!
The iPad Incident
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nitrous oxide is produced by thermally decomposing a hot solution of ammonium nitrate and water at concentrations varying from between 80 to 93% at a ...
Lets Prank Call!
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tell your dad to blow ya momma every once in a while, my phone plan can't handle it!
Poet Killed the Karma Kid
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Josiah eats ants and the boys playa classic game of Would you rather? FIGHT YOUR LOCAL CLASSICORE
Happy Birthday Jean!
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy's Pizza lost they mind Five great deals for $9.99 Get the jumbo shrimp, hand-battered dip Or the happy wings, great with anything Get some r...
Lucas Is a Snitch
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Josiah saw Barbie and Lucas saw Oppenheimer, need I say more? L O L. Lucas is a snitch and will forever be known as a rat. Aliens are fake
Get a Job.
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week billie and jean give you all some more awful advice and we play another game of Gibby Guesses!
Retired Viner Explains the Ropes
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Billie is Jean, a confused L.A. screenwriter overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, frustration, self-loathing, and by the screenwriting ambitions of ...
Happy 10th of July!
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A cynical TV weatherman finds himself reliving the same day over and over again when he goes on location to the small town of Punxsutawney to film a r...
Billie and Jean Get Sick
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Josiah gets everyone around him sick but is in very heavy denial about it. Lucas also opens up about his larger than life backside!
Gibby Guesses!
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Josiah, a clown fish, is overly cautious with his son, Gibby, who has a foreshortened fin. When Gibby swims too close to the surface to prove himself,...
The Truth about Hollywood
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week billie and jean tell their truth about the horrors they have seen over the years in Los Angeles. Lucas Number 1
The Worst Top 5 List Ever Made
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we go over some of our favorite media of all time and try to give some awful advice again. What are some of YOUR top 5's? Leave them? Ca...
2 Men Give Advice
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, I guess this is turning into an advice podcast. Josiah also continues to share more from his made up childhood. Thanks everyone
Who Farted???
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lets try and solve the mystery of this stink. Mystery solved. It was Lucas. Lets get into this week and get down to the nitty gritty guys. Goodbye
Yoville's Drag Race
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Billie and Jean answer questions from the audience, talk about STDDay, and explore the world of YoVilles's Drag Race. Welcome to t...
The Haunted Buffet
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Josiah and Lucas discuss the buffet, ghouls, and so much more. See you guys on Wednesday the 17th, don't forget to bring your basketball...
Happy Birthday Billie!
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the early 1950s, Billie Jean was busy at work trying to solve all the problems of the actors and filmmakers at Capitol Pictures. His latest assignm...
Lucas Goes to The Hospital
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Lucases mental health is at an all time low and he has to visit the hospital, on the other hand Josiah is doing great!
Water Under the Bridge
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While out hunting, Billie finds the grisly aftermath of a drug deal. Though he knows better, he cannot resist the cash left behind and takes it with h...
It Happened Again
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dive deep into the sud-conscious with us this week because sadly Lucas has been attacked while sleeping again. Love u always
Maryland is Not a State
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Jean is convinced there are too many states in the country. Who is naming these places? Who did we put in charge of that? Why are the...
Josiah Becomes Jeffree Star
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Josiah has decided to embrace the Jeffree star allegations and bleach his eyebrows, Lucas is eating expired food, and Gibby still doesn't know who...
Josiah Tells His Life Story
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Feast your eyes and ears on the tale pertaining to Billie becoming the absolute monster he is today. Lucas still has the bowl cut.
Lucas Becomes a Karen
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Josiah has been having conflicting and scary dreams, while Lucas has decided to become a Karen and take down a local business. Special thanks to Rolex...
Lucas Flies With the Clouds
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lucas went to Seattle and caught a virus, making him patient 0. Lets see if he makes it to the end of the month. Thanks for watching guys.
The Philadelphia Chicken Shop Incident
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Josiah relives a traumatizing experience that took place in a chicken shop in Philly. We also talk about how the quality of kids television has dimini...
We Enlist in the Military
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about how grateful we are for the U.S Military and reignite the hot button debate of squirt squad or cream team.
Love Is In the Air
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Lucas and Josiah talk about their awful first kisses and the killer in disguise.
Josiah Gets a Perm
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Josiah finally changes his hairdo! But will that be enough to change his attitude?! Watch in this week's episode of--Billie and Jean!
Josiah has IBS
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lucas and Josiah discuss the bodily consequences of drinking alcohol. Josiah goes downtown on a Wednesday, nothing ever goes right for Billie and Jean...
10th Episode Vegas Spectacular!
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lucas and Josiah avoid talking about anime while Josiah talks about his awful trip to Las Vegas. Please stop spreading lies on the reddit we see every...
Lucas is Dating Josiahs Sister
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Goodmorning Billie and Jean fans! This week we explain the tea, and let's get into it. Thanks for so much ideas! If you guys wanna subscribe to our pe...
Cut it!
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lucas and Josiah have a discussion that people are not ready for about the male genitalia, WAKE UP! There is words exchanged about the pumpkin that ar...
Leave Gibby Alone
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode Josiah and Lucas want to remind you all to LEAVE GIBBY ALONE. He does not want to hear from you and he would like some privacy please. We...
The Life and Death of Josiah and Lucas
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What the hell?? New year NEW US! Keep up with the facts to hear more about the Internet. This episode Josiah and Lucas ponder about what the end...
Happy Holidays Season
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are celebrating the holiday season by not talking about the holidays at all! Gibby got a soundboard!
Lucas Got a Bowl Cut
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hard times lead to desperate measures. How deep is friendship in the shallow waters of success? Fighting only results in more revenge. Let's see if th...
Billie and Jean Fight
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Billie and Jean Lucas has a terrible idea and is stupid. Get ready for a really stupid episode because of that stupid idea! This is...
Car Wrecks and Fake IDs
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Josiah and Lucas relive their horrifying car accidents by telling some truly blood chilling stories, later this episode they tell some cautionary tale...
We Are Not Your Lovers
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our podcast. This episode we talk about halloween and Lucas tells a thrilling tale of Josiah betraying him. Will they stay friends?