Blood & Mud Rugby Podcast

332: Ringpiece

28 Aug 2023

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The last of the warm-ups are pulled apart, along with a pitch for an anti-fitness tracker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

331: Blancmange Of Nothingness

21 Aug 2023

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We talk cat nosebleeds, barristers we don't recall playing for Wales and the latest instalment of the warm-ups that appear to be having the opposite e...

330: Comparing The Dave Epochs

16 Aug 2023

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Another week of warm-ups and other unpunishable crimes are discussed Head to patreon.com/bloodandmud for the unabridged weekly episodes, plus bonus e...

329: Meat Partnership

07 Aug 2023

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The warm-ups have gathered in earnest and we have something to say about them; plus there's squads, hedge tips and a crying child. Learn more about yo...

328: The Ghost Of An Albino Toddler

02 Aug 2023

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We're back after our break to drive headlong into the pre-RWC action.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

327: Makes The Hangover look like Muppet Babies

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's our season finale as we take in the two big finals and the daft game at Twickenham. Thanks for all your support this season, as always. Learn mor...

326: The World's Shittest Nightclub

22 May 2023

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Josh has returned from France to talk skateboarding, leaking kidneys and the European finals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...

325: Analogue Cruelty

15 May 2023

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Josh has somehow found himself on holiday, so Lee is joined by Robbie Squidge to look at the semis, northern cultural revolution, and Eurovision. FOR...

324: Sculpted With A Lump Hammer

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're heading towards the last knockings of the season, so we reflect at just how silly the Premiership continues to be, and take our yearly look at t...

323: Five-tool Player

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We reflect on the finale of the Women's 6 Nations, and consider the gigantic Wales training squad and plenty more THIS IS THE EDITED VERSION OF OUR P...

322: Double Soupçon

24 Apr 2023

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Josh has returned from the land of La La to join Lee for more chat about travel, lizards, TV shows and maybe some rugby. Learn more about your ad choi...

321: Ryan Hornets

18 Apr 2023

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Jonny McGinty joins Lee to chat all the usual, and some more besides. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

320: Front Row Love

04 Apr 2023

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With Josh off doing something else, Lee is joined by Craig Manson and Sam Larner to chat all the latest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

319: Inadvertent Governance Vomit

27 Mar 2023

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Lee is back from the Canary Islands, and sings like one about the rugby and pool area smalltalk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

318: Monogrammed Grand Slam Kitchen Roll

20 Mar 2023

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Josh and Patricia talk you through the big Ireland win, and more besides. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

317: Four Levels Of Gilchrist

13 Mar 2023

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A marathon episode to fully unpick the weekend's Six Nations matches and what sleep deprivation can do to a relationship Learn more about your ad choi...

316: Pigs' Teeth & Shells

05 Mar 2023

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We're joined by James Stafford to talk about the rugby, his role in putting Ieuan Evans on the spot recently, and his lovely new book An Illustrated H...

315: Conducted By A Cross-eyed Cat

27 Feb 2023

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After a week off (apologies again), we are back to chat through Round 3 of the Six Nations and other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

314: Barry Beyonce

13 Feb 2023

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Lee is joined in Josh's absence by Will Owen to talk round 2 of the Six Nations and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

313: Like A Pumped Up Hornswoggle

06 Feb 2023

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Lee is away, so Josh and Jonny are here to give round 1 of the Six Nations the treatment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

312: Six Nations 2023 Preview

30 Jan 2023

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A chat about what we reckon about the tournament, and a celebration of UK based hand insults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

311: The Reverse Hidalgo-Clyne

23 Jan 2023

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Josh is doing stuff and so Lee is joined by Robbie Squidge Owen to talk that RFU tackle law thing, some depressing WRU revelations, and the final Euro...

310: Dog Bothering Levels Of Shrill

16 Jan 2023

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Eddie To Aus and all the other relatively unimportant happenings from the past week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

309: Drinking Bovril Out of Jonny Sexton's Head

09 Jan 2023

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Fitted wardrobe economic gloom, oven installation hacks, toothless softplay mitherers, rugby. It's all here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

308: Mayonnaise Face

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for the new year with the same old shite. You know you love it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

307: Stupid Pharmacist

19 Dec 2022

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Lee has returned for the final pod of 2022, in which he and Josh get through a mountain of news and chat the latest Euro fixtures. www.patreon.com/bl...

306: Two-Headed Hydra Of Shithousing

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With Lee not around , Josh is joined by Will Owen ans Jonny McGinty to chat euro weekend on there nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

305: The Beetlejuice Of Bath

05 Dec 2022

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We're joined by Luke Upton to talk about his latest book Rugby's Greatest Mavericks and he also helps us digest the Merry Gatmas news and the latest ...

304: Naked Masked Dancer Attraction Sinbin

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Autumn Internationals draw to a close so Josh and Lee take it in turns to fume about their respective national sides, and proposed new laws. FOR ...

303: Piss Monolith

22 Nov 2022

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Lee's back with tales of Euro travel and to have a good old chat about the latest round of Autumn games. For more content, including this full episod...

301: Overdrawn On Carrots

07 Nov 2022

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A absolute shit-tonne of international rugby to talk about, and Lee addresses both a bloody big tree in his garden and going slightly viral. THIS IS ...

300: The Batshit Cabaret

31 Oct 2022

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Our triple century is up and we celebrate by doing pretty much what we do every other week. You're welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

299: A Literal Cat's Arse

25 Oct 2022

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Restaurant name trivia, Toddington, gin & orange, and the last group matches of the Rugby World Cup are all considered, one way or another. Learn more...

298: Parisse The Fuck Out Of It

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Much chat about injuries, finances, patriarchy, culinary tricks and the Rugby World Cup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/ad...

297: No Intrinsic Value, Even In Witchcraft

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lee is back to join Josh for a rumble through scrap yards, NFTs, chainsaws, and round one of the Rugby World Cup 2021(2) This is the edited public ver...

296: Rugby World Cup 2021(2) Preview

04 Oct 2022

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Josh is joined by Rhi Garth Jones and the wonderful Jess Hayden to preview the big tournament starting this weekend. There's also vomit chat and some ...

295: Fred West With Cats

26 Sep 2022

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A humdinging weekend is navigated in-between macabre feline chat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

294: Ten Minutes From Robocop

19 Sep 2022

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Josh is back and so wallow in the comfort of the familiar twosome as we chat milk formula, panic buying, the specific working class status of Detroit ...

293: Hot Enema

14 Sep 2022

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Saddle up for the new season as Lee is joined by Rhi and Johnny due to Josh's shameful absence. We talk toilet incidents, dadmin, Almeria, cargo short...

292: Decoy Jesus

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In our final offering of the season, we consider the seasonality of Michael Buble and talk about rugby a bit. If you'd like this whole episode unedit...

291: Chimp Tyres

12 Jul 2022

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The original line-up is back to talk how Gregor Townsend and chimp tyres are related, and other cutting edge rugby analysis. if you want the full ver...

290: The Crumb Is Not As Crumb-y As You Think

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Resignations" are in the air, so Josh is joined by lovely Patricia and Johnny to chat all the latest., so Josh is joined by lovely Patricia and Johnn...

289: A Flannel With Arms & Legs

20 Jun 2022

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Come join us to round up the finals weekend and let Josh point and laugh at England. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

288: A Crispy Hot Dog of Chocolate

13 Jun 2022

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Josh returns with tales of LA, Lee's gym confession and Thatcherite ice cream. This, plus some rugby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

287: A Vicious Circle Of Shite

06 Jun 2022

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With Josh on his travels, Lee is joined by Rhi Garth Jones and Jonny McGinty to chat the latest weekend in the never-ending season. Learn more about y...

286: A Wind Turbine of Resentment

30 May 2022

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The Big Cup Final, wedding band remuneration, priests from Up! All dissected here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

285: The Lord Haw Haw of Dubai

16 May 2022

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We chat the European weekend, the incoming playoffs and a certain player of semi-decent stature's latest antics Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

284: Suicidal Cats

10 May 2022

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Global season, Welsh Rugby drama, European games, Farm Foods and Lee's Uncle Bernard. All chatted about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

283: Trumpy McAsshole Shitbaggery

03 May 2022

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We talk the England Grand Slam and domestic playoff run in, our worry for John Afoa's fingers, and Ozark being shit now. This is the edited public ve...

282: You wouldn't put a burger on a scone, would you?

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lee returns from CoronaJail with tales a missed digger heartbreak and more hot service station chat. Plus some rugby. Learn more about your ad choice...

281: Frans Streyn - Boa Constrictor?

19 Apr 2022

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With Lee laid low with the 'rona, Josh is joined by Will Owen for all the usual and the like. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

280: The Animated Corpse of Isaac Boss

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Women's 6 Nations, European rugby, chip-burning probability, Borg queens. All here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

279: Car Ketchup

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're back after last week's hiatus to talk mobile condiments, UK syrup policy and and some Round 2 Women's Six Nations action. Learn more about your ...

278: Stone Age Bollocks

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The men's Six Nations is over, and Josh has quite the rant to share with you all.  Plus a beautiful drillbit-related coming of age story. This is an...

277: Late Night Dummy Run

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An eventful Six Nations weekend is considered alongside chainsaws and The Apprentice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

276: Apeshit Bingo Win

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ringfencing, head injuries, Rassie interviews, terrorist lookalikes, double-mowing, mini-diggers, Six Nations round 4 predictions. All discussed. Lea...

275: Sergio's Scoliosis Farewell

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is back after his baby-filled hiatus to unload everything he feels about England vs Wales and other things as well Learn more about your ad choic...

274: Big Light (Or Lamp) Controversy

21 Feb 2022

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In this final podcast before the return of Josh, Robbie Owen joins Lee to talk Six Nations Round 3, John Hughes movies and what actually constitutes a...

273: Screaming Fuck Off Through a Bullhorn

14 Feb 2022

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Lee is joined by WIll Owen and Cammy Black to dissect another Six Nations weekend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

272: Pro-Heft vs Anti-Heft

07 Feb 2022

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Lee is joined by Rhi Garth Jones and Sam Larner for a loooooong chat about the opening Six Nations fixtures and the relative merits of heft. Learn mor...

271: My Television Thought I Was Dead

31 Jan 2022

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Lee is joined by Paul Williams and Jonny McGinty to preview Scotland and England in detail and make some Six Nations round 1 predictions Learn more ab...

270: Paula Abdul confusion

24 Jan 2022

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Josh is off on daddy duty, so Lee is joined by Patricia and Grav to begin previewing the 6 Nations and chat some other stuff Learn more about your ad ...

269: Going Clear in Tackle School

17 Jan 2022

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Robbie Squidge joins us to talk the Euro weekend, local news anchors, Italian historical fly-halves and plenty more.This is the edited public version ...

268: Turbo Faletau Shit

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Back in our usual spot to consider the latest rugby, Danny Dyer's bestest worst film, Membury services, and Hal Luscombe's airbrushing from Welsh rugb...

267: "And here comes the Georgian!"

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bit late, but we chat xmas recycling, not so sartorial dads, 2022 rugby predictions and and what rugby can learn from WWE Learn more about you...

266: A Reasonable And Genuine Fear It Was Mike Brown

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We wish you a Merry Christmas with our last episode before the big day. All the usual, plus some hot NFT chat and Josh's worst quiz to date. Learn mo...

265: Garlic Sex Pickle

13 Dec 2021

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The European weekend, international petrol station snacking, dictators not playing rugby league. All this and more Learn more about your ad choices. ...

264: Clandestine Meal Deal

06 Dec 2021

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Lee returns to help Josh review the weekend, including some hot Get Back and pre-packed sandwich chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

263: Highest Aggregate Nipple Position Wins

30 Nov 2021

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Josh is joined by Patricia and Phil to chat all the latest rugby goings on and all the usual other guff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

262: Dan Lydiate In A Girdle

22 Nov 2021

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Josh's trip to Cardiff, and other weekend rugby happenings in the latest episode of the France Rugby Stan Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

261: Kicking Tee Hostage Appeal

16 Nov 2021

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Another load of rugby, plus a longboat stag-do, nearly getting lost at sea and the NCAI getting Exeter told.Support this show http://supporter.acast.c...

260: Trickle-down Twatternomics

08 Nov 2021

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Loads of rugby, mushroom chat, portentous rowan trees and Rory Lawson's alleged privacy breaches. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bloodan...

259: Non-Specifically Infuriating

01 Nov 2021

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Autumn Internationals, the invention of the shovel, pointless weed-killing. All coveredSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/bloodandmudrugby....

258: They All End Up P***ing In A Jar In The End

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We chat cinema releases, car parks, Connie Britton vehicles. There's also the weeekend's rugby and we look ahead to the first round of Autumn Interna...

257: There's Nothing Funny About Roadkill

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Another week, another chance to talk about 1980s threadworm medicine.  And rugby.*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If you wish to he...

256: Double Taco Truckstop Sleepover

11 Oct 2021

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All the chit-chat about the weekend and all the other tangential stuffSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/bloodandmudrugby. See acast.com/pri...

255: Nashville Shark Jumping

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An epic game of rugby, expensive gas and even more expensive landmark birthday parties are discussed as well as Hayden Panettiere being in a cult.*Thi...

254: Homer's Sponsor Gun

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A day late but just as keen, we talk undercracker shopping, high end sponsorship, and acceptable shithouse dictators.  Oh, and rugby.*This is the edi...

253: Air Crash Investigation

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The first weekend of the Prem, URC preview, wedding food, poorly lubricated nuts, Bill Beaumont's toilet etiquette.  Plenty other stuff.*This is the ...

252: A Gym For The Mind

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After our little summer break we are back to talk Rugby Championship, Top 14, small dogs, 90s radio stations, missing your children, the relative pric...

251: Terrifying Baboushka Room

09 Aug 2021

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The final act of the Lions series is pored over, as well as the disgusting exclusionary policies of Costco.Support this show http://supporter.acast.co...

250: Brilliantly Grim Test

02 Aug 2021

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The second Lions test and all the related brouhaha is discussed, as well as the pandemic effects on Lee's musk and Josh's indoor-only garmentsSupport ...

249: Isometric Mako

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's all here: the First Test, tales of super-strength lager shenanigans and and exclusive recording of Rassie chatting with Jaco JohanSupport this sh...

248: Live from a lukewarm pool

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's bloody boiling, so we talk coping mechanisms, equivocating Nige, rugby action and have a go at picking a Test 23.  *This is the edited public v...

247: Embrace the ramshackle chaos

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A busy weekend is discussed involving guitar electronics, pisstake lifts and some rugby.*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If you wish...

246: In Case Of Emergency, Break Cassiem

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The weekly pod takes in the first Lions tour match, all the news and crabsticks.*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If you wish to hear...

245: A Bagpuss On The Grill

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Lions have (sort of) lift-off, a wonderful premiership final, Boyz II Men. It's all in here*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If ...

244: Super MegaCIub Champions of the Universe

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Benetton become the kings of all space and time, Bristol are thick as porridge, Exeter are very good rugby team.  We talk all that, plus plenty more ...

243: Jerry Maguirathon

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The regular season is over, and we let joy be unconfined as we consider what it all means.  Also, the return of War AnimalSupport this show http://su...

242: The Branch Sincklidians

07 Jun 2021

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Lee returns from a week of no gravel and having to visit Yorkshire in a surprisingly decent mood.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/bloodand...

241: Turquoise Oceans Of Chat

02 Jun 2021

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With Lee otherwise engaged in DIY (of course), Josh is joined by Phil Lewis to chat all the latest.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/blooda...

240: You haven't got time to put a strap on

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Euro finals, Eurovision, honesty sessions, reluctant doctors, other stuff*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If you wish to hear the fu...

239: Last Try Wins Batshittery

17 May 2021

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Weekend chat, Baboons, anteaters and a Scottish "You're So Club" are all in here, among other things...*This is the edited public version of the podca...

238: Brick Top Energy

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh is back from his travels and joins Lee to talk Lions, Anteaters, the weekend and loads of other stuff you didn't ask for.*This is the edited publ...

237: The B&I&C Lions

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lee is joined by Robbie of Squidge Rugby to talk the most constitutionally challenging Lions bolter pick ever, the Euro weekend and much more*This is ...

236: Elvis Dressed As The Gimp

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If you wish to hear the full two-hours-plus episode then head to patreon.com/bloodandmud to sign up...

235: Full Length Clickety-Clackety (edit)

19 Apr 2021

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*This is the edited public version of the podcast. If you wish to hear the full two-hours-plus episode then head to patreon.com/bloodandmud to sign up...

234: Derbied Up The Arse

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After an illness related hiatus we're back with all the Euro lowdown, the Women's Six Nations, News, digger injury updates and the return of War Anima...

233: Sud-woke-u Ennui (edit)

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Six Nations has finally come to and end and we somehow manage to talk for hour without mentioning Wales winning it. What we do mention is Leinster...

232: A Scarf of Scars (edit)

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We chat Six NAtions, News, Josh's surprisingly qualified despair, insults, dog prison, All Blacks in coffee shops and lament as the last days of Big L...